"What organization is the Magic Federation?"
This time, the mouse was sitting in the crystal prison interrogating the two magicians. There were originally three, but one of them was burned by Aunt Liu. The mouse had already verbally criticized Aunt Liu.
The reason why we chose this place for interrogation is because last time, the remote control of the eighth- or even ninth-generation Merlin killed the suspect suddenly on the spot. And the Crystal Prison is no joke. If it can still penetrate here, then Tomorrow, Mouse will go to Zhang Yao’s after-sales service.
"The Magical Federation is an organization formed after the integration of the ministries of magic and witch covens in various countries, replacing the functions of the original Ministry of Magic. It has integrated the ministries of magic of many countries, and its full name is now the Anglo-Saxon Federation of Magical Enterprises. It has dual headquarters, one in London. In New York and London, the person in charge is Merlin. The person in charge in New York is very mysterious and there is no specific information. The only branch in Asia is in Xiaobaga, which is now renamed Tokyo Magical Board Game Club, but it is actually the former Ministry of Magic. Now the Magic Federation."
The one who answered the mouse was not the wizard opposite but the King of the Mountain who came to assist the mouse as a translator.
To be honest, even the wizards themselves were surprised by the profound knowledge of this oriental man. He was even able to skillfully memorize the magic weapons and magic circles they used.
"Are you Wanwan?"
"You can't develop even if you do. You don't know how strong my goddess Mazu is." King Shan laughed loudly: "The best goddess in the world, okay?"
Mouse was silent for a moment and then laughed: "That's right."
The interrogation continued. In fact, just like the two necromancers last time, the three necromancers this time were also necromancers. The purpose of their coming here was to fight tooth for tooth and eye for eye, to cause chaos and death, but they didn't know who they were. Whether it's bad brains or bad luck, there is always something that is not good anyway. When they came here for the first time, they were summoning souls in the Hall of Valor, and the sun was burning in the abyss. The old man who greeted the Charge head-on is still in a coma. The doctor said that he was probably in a vegetative state and the chance of waking up was extremely slim.
And they, the second group of people, absorbed the lesson and did not do unnecessary things. They directly used the black tiger to dig out the rats and their lairs. But how to put it, it can only be said that they died before they left the army. The plan did not work. Before it started smoothly, Aunt Liu from the Discipline Inspection Commission led a team to annihilate it.
"It's really a bit miserable."
King Shan looked at their confessions and shook his head with a smile: "My mother Liu is still strong."
"No, she almost became my master's wife. Brother Zhang had to call her aunt when he saw her." Mouse folded his arms and turned his head to the mountain king and said: "By the way, how many people are in Mom's fire prevention team now?"
"Ma Liu, Aunt Sun, Aunt Zhou, Aunt Han, Aunt Yang."
Mouse wrote a row of super nice names for the witnesses on the record - Liu Xiwu, Sun Miaoling, Zhou Mixian, Han Shuiyun, and Yang Huan'er.
Seeing this row of names, it is really difficult to equate the aunts and aunts who usually work hard for their sons and grandchildren. And going back forty years, these aunts and uncles who were in their 50s and 60s at that time were When Hua Zheng was in his prime, those who took out the list were all famous people in the world. They may have lost their high spirits due to the passage of time, but there is one thing to say, these little old men and old ladies are really not capable. Bragging, Chang'an Lane is a modest place to say that it is Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. The original intention of establishing Chang'an Lane itself is to provide these people with a shelter, a small circle that belongs to them, and will not let such people live in weird and bizarre places. In the city light and shadow.
But now that people are being bullied to the point of being bullied, sometimes it is necessary to let them understand what kind of evil place Chang'an Lane is.
Mouse pondered for a moment, then took out his cell phone and called Brother Zhang: "Boss, apply for a project."
"What project?" Brother Zhang asked on the phone.
"It's just... you see, the uncles and aunts in Chang'an Lane have not organized any activities for so many years. I want to organize this group of aunts and uncles to go out to play."
Brother Zhang said with a long voice: "Don't make too much trouble."
"yes!"
After hanging up the phone, Mouzi dialed Huniu with a smile on his face: "Sister, I, Mouzi, call the money."
After the money arrived, Mouzi typed up a plan in the office and sent it to Huniu. Then he went out for supper with Shan Dawang and then went home, and even scrutinized it. Since they were playing like this, then... Have fun.
Early the next morning, Mouzi set up a small table at the entrance of the alley, and then gathered there with Aunt Liu and other key members of the neighborhood committee to chat.
"You guys have also seen that after so many years, I haven't said anything about taking the neighbors in the alley out to play. This time, my brother Zhang agreed and said that we would pay to take my uncles, aunts and uncles out for a trip. This is Can you please help me with the registration form?"
When they heard about such a good thing, a few aunts naturally volunteered. They were the land guardians of this place and knew everyone. After their efforts all morning, Chang'an Lane came to life.
"Anyone over forty years old can sign up. The Holy Master will pay for us to go out and have fun." Aunt Liu greeted people when she saw them: "That old man over there, come and sign up."
Soon, old men and women gathered under the big sycamore tree, and started discussing in a flurry. They said they were going to Europe for a trip, with food, accommodation and travel expenses all included, with car pick-up and drop-off all the way, and even the travel items were arranged. Well, I went by plane and took a luxury cruise when I came back. The whole journey took about three months.
This bunch of little old men and old ladies were very happy. Twenty or thirty people signed up in one morning. The remaining ones who didn't sign up also went back to discuss with their sons and grandsons. Waiting until lunch, Chen Shi walked under the big sycamore tree and looked at the registration form, and then called to Aunt Liu who was dozing off: "What are you doing?"
"Let's go out and play. The Holy Master said that we haven't organized an activity for several years. He will take us to Europe for a tour. It's a rare opportunity. Do you want to try it?"
Chen Shi looked at the tourism items and countries on the form and pondered for a while. He said that he had traveled all over the world, but he had never left Asia. The furthest he had been was Vietnam. This meant that he had traveled to Europe. , the old drunkard was actually a little tempted.
"Board and board are included?"
"Everything is covered. I was told that we only need to bring a change of clothes and everything else is covered."
"Can I drink?"
"You don't know anything at first glance. How can I check your sip of wine even though the Holy Master has opened his mouth?"
When Chen Shi heard this, he immediately smiled and nodded hurriedly: "In that case, just sign up."
Just like that, by the afternoon, more than fifty people had signed up. On the third day, the total number of people totaled more than a hundred. A tour group of one hundred old men and old ladies was not a small group. Even the mouse saw the list. All have scalp numbness.
"Mama Liu, are there too many people here?"
"What? Not enough money? Then where do you want me to put my old face? I have already boasted, how much is the difference? If the difference is a hundred or eighty thousand, your mother Liu will make up for it for you."
Mouse sighed: "Can it be a matter of money? Can a group of old men and women like this be physically able to bear it after being away for three or four months?"
"Boy, don't look down on people. Your mother Liu didn't let those sick people sign up. Those who can be taken out are all in good health. If the law doesn't allow it, we can fly over by ourselves. "
"Hey, you're flying by yourself, a bunch of wild geese, right?" Mouse put down the list: "Okay, that's all, but you'll be a little more tired this time, and take care of it outside then, and I'll ask them to find a few An excellent tour guide.”
Speaking of this, Moazi even emphasized his tone and said, "Mother Liu, please don't cause trouble for me outside!"
Of course, Aunt Liu happily agreed, patted the mouse and said, "How can you do it? We are all half dead."
After everything was ready, it was probably the morning of September 7th. Three buses slowly loaded up the adults and aunties who had been waiting at the entrance of the alley for a long time and took them away. The rats didn't care about money, anyway. With the money allocated from above, we hired a top tour guide from the top travel agency in the country to lead the group. Before leaving, he told the tour guide that there was nothing else, but that these uncles and aunts had to eat, drink and have fun, and nothing else.
This list is very big, enough to last the travel agency for two years once it is opened, so each of the gold medal tour guides patted their chests and promised to serve these uncles and aunts comfortably.
As for the exit procedures and so on, they are all professional when traveling. The uncles and aunts have nothing to lose when they come, and they won’t do anything bad when they come. Moreover, it can stimulate consumption there, and the procedures on both sides are completed very quickly. Basically, you can fly directly from HK to London without stopping.
And there was a little incident when they left, that is, Chen Shi, the first among the old men, actually got carsick. After getting in the car, he took three motion sickness pills. The old man and the old lady were singing and dancing in the car, and he slept like a pig.
After watching the uncles and aunties leave, Mouse breathed a sigh of relief. At this moment, Xiao Ma came up and whispered, "Is something going to happen?"
"What happened?" Mouse pointed to the place where the bus disappeared: "You don't know what those trucks are transporting, do you? As long as the Upper Three Realms don't interfere, they can tear the European continent into pieces."
"What about the intervention of the upper three realms?"
The mouse pursed his lips and laughed. He turned his head and glanced at the black-piped lailai who was buying fried pancakes from the breakfast shop nearby: "Then throw Quetzalcoatl over."
"Hold the grass..." Xiao Ma gave a thumbs up: "You are still the most ruthless."
In this way, a group of harmless old men and women rushed to the vast Europe. Without the old men and old ladies, Chang'an Alley suddenly became deserted. The sun was still dappled, but no one could see the people sitting waving fans. The old man enjoying the cool under the tree could not see the scene where the quarrel was getting louder because of a move of chess. Even the aroma of the food in the alley is a bit thin.
"Speaking of which, these old guys can be considered the seniors in the world of cultivation, right?" Spider Spirit and Centipede Spirit chatted under the big sycamore tree. They were old enough, but because they had to go to work, they could only endure the pain. I gave up this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and now I can only say something bitter when we meet here: "I wonder if those old arms and legs are still strong, don't die on the road."
"You have forgotten the time when you were pushed to the ground and beaten by them, right?" Centipede Jing said with a smile, and then suddenly saw White Snake sneaking past them.
"Why don't you go out and play for a while, ma'am?"
The white lady's eyes widened: "Am I that old?"
"Stop making trouble, you are over two thousand years old and you are the best in Chang'an Alley."
"Looking for a fight!" White Snake picked up a branch and rushed over to fight the centipede.
The centipede spirit laughed loudly and put on the performance of King Qin's circumambulation, but was stopped by the big spider: "Speaking of which, don't you think something is wrong? I just arrested a few old British people who were doing sabotage a few days ago, so these guys The old beast has been let out, and I feel something is wrong."
"You think they don't know, just stretch your muscles and bones." Bai Niangzi threw down the branch and said: "They have been bored for decades, and people in the world don't respect them much. Where is this? It's those foreign barbarians who dare to Are they here to cause nuisance? Let me see, I’m afraid they’re going to make a big fuss when they go out.”
"Then we just wait to see the news?"
"Let's see."
Several monsters laughed together, then packed up their things and went to work.
In the evening, the business of the small restaurant is particularly good. Because there are no parents, grandparents, and grandparents to cook at home, the young people in the alley directly use it as a canteen, and there is an endless stream of people coming and going. Xu Wei's fried rice shovel sparked on the iron plate, and sometimes she even had to use her left hand to fry rice noodles with her left hand and her right hand to fry egg fried rice.
Mouse was sitting in the back room with a bottle of beer, dressed in floral clothes, drinking and playing with his mobile phone. At this time, his Aunt Liu in the group posted what they looked like after getting on the plane. The most conspicuous one was Chen Shichen who was always in a comatose state. Old weirdo.
"I asked, has your master never been in a car?" Mouse turned to Yu Heng and said, "He slept from morning to night."
"Master...after all, he has lived for hundreds of years, so he must be somewhat resistant to these new things." Yu Heng shook his head and said: "You can't blame him, after all, he can cross the Yangtze River with a leaf, let him fly Taking a car is a bit aggrieved."
Mouse sneered and looked up at Brother Zhang: "Right now, I just hope that the ninth-generation Merlin can have a good sleep."
Brother Zhang smiled and shook his head. These old men and women really don't have a fuel-efficient lamp. With their current posture, I really don't know what trouble they will cause.
But there is no big problem. Although they were all kings in the arena back then and are now old, they are all smart. The saying that the older is still the smarter is no joke.
All that's left is to wait. As for safety, Brother Zhang doesn't have to worry about it, because their strength is far from reaching the level where they need to send out the upper three realms to stop them. If the gods over there intervene, then I'm sorry. Children are fighting. Adults cannot interfere. Once they interfere, the two families will start fighting. At that time, it will be the parents' turn to go out and compete, and the Western departments are very clever. If they are not sure of victory, they will definitely be cowardly.
"Now we turn to Chapter 6, Section 5 of the Book of the Dead." Dahuang squatted in front of a book and muttered: "Disease is like..."
Brother Zhang pinched its mouth, then pulled the Book of the Dead in front of it to one side and closed it, and the mouse's face slowly recovered from the pale color: "Don't do this to me. , you’re going to cause a fucking humanitarian disaster.”
"The Angsa gang will die a good death." Dahuang purred in his throat, looking extremely angry: "I wish they would die!"
"I know you have hatred, but if you really do this, aren't you making it difficult for Brother Zhang? When the time comes, do you want to deal with you or not to deal with you? If you deal with you, you will definitely die. If you don't deal with you, how will he manage him in the future? Go to the Three Realms?" Mouse patted Da Huang on the head: "Be patient for now, and I will avenge you when I get the chance."
And just as they were surrounding Dahuang and starting to persuade, Thunder Dragon happily slipped in, followed by his friends in the dormitory, and walked over with a cheerful face: "Hello, comrades, I haven't seen you for a long time."
"Hey, isn't this a big star? Why do you have time to visit me today?"
Dahuang raised his head and looked at Brontosaurus, and this talking cat directly frightened Brontosaurus's little brothers, but Brontosaurus said indifferently: "Come here and take it easy, there will be no live broadcast today. "
"How do you hook up with female fans?" Xiao Ma turned around and laughed: "Looking at you like this, you probably have a lot of hookups, right?"
"Hey, you are really wrong about this. I wish I had the kind of little girl who would risk her own life for me, but now when I open the private message, the screen is full of male fans at war with each other. Oops, it's so annoying..."
Wherever Brontosaurus goes, there is a sea of happiness. He can make the entire small restaurant immersed in a happy atmosphere with him with just one sentence. And he doesn't even know how to write the word "ugly", so he turns around and points not far away. Xu Wei, who was at work, said to his younger brothers: "That is Senior Sister, you have to go and say hello."
The three brothers quickly went up to say hello to Xu Wei, but Xu Wei was scared. Suddenly three strong young men came up to her and called her senior sister. She was immediately confused, and her helpless look was even a little cute.
But the Brontosaurus laughed very loudly and was particularly cruel.
"You really don't look like a human being." The mouse sat up straight and said, "Are you coming here today to bring about another problem that only exists in retarded bars?"
Brontosaurus sat on the chair, ate the rat's edamame, and then asked: "I heard that you killed all the old men and old ladies in one stroke?"
“Team building.”
"Tuan Nima Ma Hua Jian, I can hear your abacus in the dormitory. You are really cruel and ruthless. Even that evil beast Ma Ta Hua can't think of such a vicious method."
Xiao Ma knocked on the table next to him: "Alas, I'm still here."
Thunder Dragon curled his lips angrily: "I want to go too."
"No." Mouse turned around mercilessly: "They will kill you if you go. Have you never died before? And don't you look down on them too much? There are only three or two nails in the rotten ship, so don't seek death."
