Humans are actually very interesting creatures. After experiencing a more exciting life, it is difficult to return to a peaceful life. After experiencing Zhou Miao who can talk to small animals, now I feel like I can’t hear the voice of the boss dog. Very unaccustomed.
She tossed and turned on the bed for a long time, always wanting to talk to the dog boss. She knew that the dog boss could understand what she said, but she couldn't understand what the dog boss was saying at all. This feeling was very bad.
In this way, she tossed and turned until morning. Her eyes were swollen. After much thought, she finally decided to give it a try.
She called Mouse's phone number, and the two agreed to meet somewhere, and then she expressed her request.
"My requirements are not too high. The first one is that you have to give me back your super power. The second one is that I have to take the dog boss with me wherever I go. The third one is that you put your ID card on me and I have to take a picture." If something happens to me, I’ll ask my sister to call the police.”
This was the first time in Mouse's life that he had encountered something like this. He sighed and took out his ID card to take a picture of Zhou Miao, and then said helplessly: "Is it okay now?"
"Well, when do we leave?"
"Now."
"ha?"
"Oh, wait a minute." Mouse smiled, then picked up his phone and sent a message back: "Let them prepare."
"them?"
Zhou Miao's little heart was beating suddenly. She gripped the dog boss's tail so tightly that he screamed. The mouse obviously noticed her nervousness and sat on the bench and laughed: "No need." So nervous, they said give them half an hour."
After saying that, the mouse twisted a small jar of cinnabar mud with his fingers, and then hit Zhou Miao on the forehead. Before Zhou Miao could react, she heard the voice of the dog boss in her ear. .
"You're so hard, my tail is about to fall off."
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry..." Zhou Miao quickly let go of her hand, and then asked, "Do you think the person next to you is reliable?"
The dog boss turned his head to look at the mouse, and the mouse was also looking at him. Then the dog boss continued to turn his head and look at Zhou Miao: "I heard someone on the roadside say that there is no good thing about men. He is a man, and he is certainly not. nice one."
"That's true."
"You guys are about the same." The mouse leaned back on the chair and said, "When we get there, I'm afraid you won't be able to leave."
And after half an hour, a message came from there saying it was OK. Mouse replied with a "received" message, then put away his phone and said to Zhou Miao: "It's OK, let's go."
"By plane? Or by train?"
"Close your eyes."
"ah?"
Zhou Miao, who entered the spiritual realm for the first time, felt her body light up, just like the feeling when an elevator goes down. Then when she opened her eyes, she found that the place she was in had changed. It was still raining slightly in Hangzhou just now. And this was just a moment of closing my eyes, and the whole scenery was completely different.
She took out her mobile phone and took a look, and found that her location had changed from Hangzhou to gz. But before she could be shocked, she heard the sound of fireworks one after another, and then Zhou Miao was shocked to see A bunch of strangers stood there and sprayed fireworks over her head.
"Ah this..."
And just when she was confused, the big dog she was holding in her arms suddenly broke away from her arms and rushed straight towards the big white dog squatting not far away looking at her. When the mouse saw this scene, he screamed: " Ah don’t…”
But before he could stop him, the dog boss who was about to sniff the big white dog's butt was kicked more than ten meters away by the white dog. He lay on the ground wailing and screaming. Zhou Miao rushed up to pick up the dog boss, only to see it angry. Ruowei said: "That Xiaobai... is so beautiful."
"Go to hell." Zhou Miao threw it onto the mat next to her.
After a while, the boss dog continued to stand up and staggered to the front of the big white dog. This time he learned the lesson and did not run up to the other person's butt. Instead, he walked back and forth around the big white dog and sniffed, but not twice. Just took another bite.
Zhou Miao felt that the dog boss would not survive today if he continued like this, so he quickly went up and grabbed the collar around his neck and forcibly carried him to his side.
"Let's go in first."
Mouse took her into the small restaurant. At this moment, Brother Zhang was preparing tonight's main course. When Zhou Miao entered the room, the first thing she saw was Brother Zhang and Brother Zhang in front of the counter. The sitting Brontosaurus is tall and has long legs. Brother Zhang is wearing a white chef uniform that fits perfectly and is very eye-catching.
"Oh, there is a handsome guy."
However, it seemed that neither Thunder Dragon nor Brother Zhang paid much attention to her arrival. Thunder Dragon continued to chat while Brother Zhang was still dealing with the remaining hundreds of crabs.
"What's the matter with you? Your attitude is too cold." Mouse walked up to the Thunder Dragon and asked in a low voice: "The new spirit snake is here, at least you can show some expression."
Brontosaurus didn't say anything, but lazily turned around, reached over to the counter and picked up the lunch box: "I'll deliver the food to you today."
Brother Zhang nodded, and then never raised his eyes again. Mouse pursed his lips, but didn't know what to say. He knew it very well, but it didn't matter whether he said it or not now.
"You should familiarize yourself with the environment here first, and I will arrange a place for you to stay."
Mouse stood up and said something to Zhou Miao, and then went out. Zhou Miao looked up at the decoration here and Brother Zhang who was handling the food. She wandered back and forth curiously.
"I said, is this the new spiritual snake?" Dahuang, the patron saint of ceiling fans, asked curiously from above: "It doesn't look very smart."
"You are not very smart, and your whole family is not very smart." Zhou Miao raised her head and retorted: "Boss dog, scold him!"
The dog boss raised his head and looked at Rhubarb with a fierce look, and then barked. Rhubarb jumped off the ceiling fan and came to the table. Without saying a word, he slapped the dog boss in the face. The dog boss immediately snorted aggrievedly. He hummed and looked up at Zhou Miao.
"How can a cat like you do something like this? You are so incompetent!"
Zhou Miao said unhappily: "Let's see how the dog was beaten."
At this moment, Brother Zhang slightly raised his head and glanced at Zhou Miao: "Sit down."
Zhou Miao didn't know why she wanted to sit down, but after hearing this handsome guy's call, she sat down on the chair. The overwhelming feeling made her look at Brother Zhang in surprise.
"Have you had breakfast?"
"without……"
Brother Zhang nodded, then took out a bowl of noodles from the side and placed it in front of her: "Eat whatever you want for lunch."
Zhou Miao picked up the noodles and took a look. It was difficult for her to understand what the word "eating a little bit" meant in this place, because this bowl of noodles not only contained various seafood, but also large and thick slices of beef, almost covering the entire bowl. The mouth of the bowl is covered, and when you bite into it, it's tender and juicy, with a milky and sweet taste. The noodles below are filled with crab claw meat and shrimp roe, and are paired with a delicious seafood soup base. , the cost of this bowl of rice is estimated to be one or two hundred yuan.
And this is just what people eat casually.
Zhou Miao was eating the noodles while the dog boss was greedy beside him. After a while, Xu Wei took out a piece of cat food and poured it into a small basin and placed it in front of the dog boss.
"Does it bite?" Xu Wei watched the dog boss grunting and eating cat food. She wanted to reach out and touch the dog boss, but was worried that it would bite someone, so she asked.
Zhou Miao hadn't swallowed the noodles in her mouth yet. After hearing the question, she quickly raised her head and said, "It bites people without biting them. It's very close to them. But sister, you have to think about it. The voice it speaks is like that of a person." My weird uncle, are you sure you still want to touch me?"
Xu Wei quickly retracted her hand and laughed a few times: "You guys eat slowly, I'll go over there and be busy first."
After Zhou Miao finished eating, it was time for everyone to get acquainted with each other. In fact, this was just a preliminary process. Everyone exchanged names and so on. After all, it takes a few days to adapt from a familiar environment to an unfamiliar one. .
Zhou Miao, not Zilaisu, was very wary of everyone. She hardly revealed any other information about herself except her name, and then she just sat in the corner and checked her cell phone to chat with the dog boss. It's just that the dog boss has been thinking about the big white dog he just saw, and he is always a little distracted.
"I'm not talking about you. You're a middle-aged dog and you're still so lustful. I don't think it's just that men don't have good things. You don't have many good things in your male dog either."
"I don't want to either, but it's really beautiful."
The dog boss was obsessed with beauty and couldn't extricate himself. Zhou Miao was dismissive: "Don't even look at you. She is a fairy living in the world. You are a porter of excrement on the street. Look at how white she is. Just like jade, look at you, you are as yellow as daddy, you are too embarrassed."
Her words didn't make the dog boss react at all. After all, the aesthetic difference between humans and dogs is more terrifying than reproductive isolation, but it made the pony sitting next to her burst into laughter.
"Sister, what you said is wrong. There is such a thing as love for beauty, right? You can't use this method to stop others from pursuing beauty."
"Whether it's a human or a dog, you have to correct your attitude. Look at it." Zhou Miao pointed at the dog boss: "Does it look like a 38-year-old family with four children who work overtime until 3:30 in the morning and want to eat something? You have to figure out whether to add two more pieces of dried beans to a bowl of rice noodles?"
Xiaoma licked his lips and looked at the dog boss... Not to mention, this long list of adjectives is really appropriate. This is the standard wild dog template. What's more important is that its whole body is yellow. , except that there is a ring of white hair on the top of the head, which looks like alopecia areata. In addition, its face is thick, and it looks like Uncle Yu who has not had a facelift. The whole face is droopy, and it looks like There is a hint of middle-aged decadence.
Although it's sad, it looks really funny...
Xiao Ma simply put down the phone, looked at Zhou Miao and said, "Sister, you must be very bitter in your heart because you have such a poisonous mouth."
Zhou Miao's face changed, and she lowered her eyes slightly: "What's wrong with me? I eat well and sleep well."
Xiao Ma just smiled slightly: "That's good. By the way, didn't you tell a few of your friends that you were here? It's Wang Qi, Hong Aixia and the others. Are they worried about you?"
Zhou Miao frowned and looked at Xiao Ma warily: "Are you investigating me? What kind of organization are you?"
"Investigation is necessary. You will know later." Xiao Ma leaned there and looked at the ceiling: "Because no secrets are allowed between the twelve spirits. Any secret will affect the synchronization rate of the spirit snakes. You understand What do I mean?"
Zhou Miao shook her head, and then Brother Zhang raised his head and said, "Zhu Mi, come here."
"It's not Zormi, it's Zhou Miao." Zhou Miao stood up and came to Xiao Zhang: "Are you their boss? What kind of organization are you?"
Brother Zhang looked Zhou Miao up and down, then nodded: "You haven't awakened yet, right?"
"Ah? I can hear small animals talking and control people. Is this considered an advanced ability? But why are you different from them?" Zhou Miao looked at Little Brother Zhang curiously: "Where is your mental line? ? And why are there strange things flowing all over your body?"
Brother Zhang laughed, then shook his head: "You should adapt here for a while."
"Are you recruiting waiters here?" Zhou Miao looked at the small blackboard at the back: "Can I do it? How much salary can you give me without five insurances and one housing fund?"
Brother Zhang was so troubled by her that he didn't react: "You want to be a waiter?"
"You're making money, you're not shabby." Zhou Miao turned around and pointed at Xiaoma and said, "And I think you don't think you're a bad person. You feel quite close to him. You're much better than some of them."
Brother Zhang smiled and said, "Okay, but it's the one hiring people to take care of the accounts here."
Looking along Brother Zhang's finger, Zhou Miao discovered the ceiling fan guardian Dahuang, and the big fat cat squatted on top with only one eye open and looked at Zhou Miao and said: "Then you should know me now, I am the Watcher of Darkness, Lord of the Courtyard, War and Harvest..."
The long list of titles made Zhou Miao's head grow bigger, and then she asked Brother Zhang dumbfounded: "You cat is so verbose."
Brother Zhang narrowed his eyes and smiled. He knew that Zhou Miao couldn't tell whether Rhubarb could speak human language or if he could only communicate with her like other animals.
"It's a bit wordy, and he also curses." Brother Zhang said with a smile.
But no matter what, Zhou Miao still settled in Chang'an Lane. Even if he was not fully awakened, after all, only three of the twelve spirits were left.
Jade Rabbit, Golden Monkey and Blue Sheep.
If you look for it, you will definitely not find it. These are not like the spirit snakes that can be located by mice. That is because of the guidance of the last remaining soul of the previous generation of spiritual snakes. Brother Zhang also knows why the Thunder Dragon is unhappy, because in the end that remaining soul was consumed. A generation of spiritual snakes really have no proof of their existence in the world except their memories.
Even Brother Zhang himself is not so happy, even if the new spiritual snake has appeared.
"You work here first, and I will introduce you to a few regular customers and colleagues tonight." Brother Zhang paused for a moment after finishing speaking: "Also, don't use your cleverness here, or you will be punished."
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