"As the rotating chairman, you need to take a stand on this matter."
When Jin Mei's aura was fully activated, Big White Elephant couldn't resist it. He kept wiping the sweat on his head with a silk handkerchief, while all the god-level bosses below were waiting for his response.
"There is no need to be so anxious." At this time, the God King spoke again: "With the current intensity, the rabbits are enough, but the current situation is no longer optimistic. I hope you can discuss a solution in the past few days. As a result, if everyone is unwilling to take responsibility, then I, as the Guardian's advisor, have the obligation to suggest that he migrate to another world to reset Universe Zero."
The threat in the words of the God King is very obvious. If the guardian abandons the current Universe Zero, then it will be riddled with holes by the invaders from all over the world in a short period of time. The existing power is simply not enough to deal with the vast universe. There are many threats. You must know that the basic stability here is mainly due to the deterrence of the guardian. Once he loses him, this world with abundant resources will really become a peerless beauty who fell naked on the streets of Mumbai late at night. The results speak for themselves.
As the consultant, the God King gathered up the information and stood up to leave. All the main gods in the room fell into silence. They whispered among themselves, but now it seemed that their good days were really coming to an end.
Among all the people here, only Jin Mei knows that Brother Zhang will never leave this world, because he is personified and has emotions, thoughts and emotions. Of course, he will not seek the best with only an iron skull like the God King. Excellent solution.
But she would not tell this to the greedy bastards in front of her. They had enjoyed the good life for too long, and now it was time for them to bleed.
"Then I'll take my leave." Jin Mei stood up and said, "You don't need to inform me of your results, because I already have my own ideas."
Her departure caused all the Eastern gods to leave, and about half of the room was suddenly empty. Those who followed Jin Mei to leave expressed their support for the God King's plan and took defensive measures. Most of the people who played were hesitant, and these hesitant people were a little panicked now, because they were not sure what the guardians were thinking. If the guardians announced that they gave up, let alone a good life, they might not even be able to make a decision. The days are over.
But if they really collaborate to build a defense network, their human plans will inevitably be affected, and many of their plans will have to be shelved. Although they all know the importance, they really can't bear to do this.
"Adjourn the meeting and rest for three days. A vote will be held in three days."
The White Elephant, the rotating chairman, threw a sign on the table with annoyance on his face: "Everyone, I want to step down as the rotating chairman. Who among you would like to take over?"
The whole place was silent and no one answered.
At this moment, Brother Zhang was already rummaging around in the room. After Teacher Lin’s call, he had just received a request from the Nian class group, saying that the school’s parent-child program next week will be divided into three parts. One is parent-child. One is the sports meeting, one is the program performance, and the other is the class spring outing.
This is a new trick only this year. It has never been seen before. In the past, the principal did not do so many things, but this new principal definitely has some ulterior motives. He always makes some outrageous requests. Let parents implement it. Since the beginning of this semester, for the first time, students were asked to bring a fish from home. At that time, Brother Zhang worked hard to prepare a yellow croaker in soup for Nian Nian, which is a top-notch dish.
But then she came back crying every night, because other children brought a small fish tank with small goldfish, small white strips and even tadpoles, but she only brought a lunch box with a small fish tank in it. The fragrant yellow croaker in soup...
The second time the school asked the children to bring something to embroider, Xiao Zhang worked hard to embroider a set of national colors and heavenly fragrances for him. Peonies in eighteen colors were embroidered on white silk cloth, which was beautiful. For this reason, Brother Zhang also specially hired Weaver Girl to provide on-site guidance through his connections, and the performance was almost seamless. But later in the evening, Nian Nian came back crying, because other children were embroidering names or abstract paintings of a family of three, but she was the only one who brought the beauty and fragrance of the country, and the teacher did not dare to accept her homework. I'm afraid I won't be able to pay for it if it gets damaged. .
The third time was to bring a branch... Anyway, there is a golden apple tree growing vigorously in their school. It is already as high as a ten-story building and is still growing. The principal said he hoped to cut it down, but this aroused strong protests from the Greek ambassador, who even used his diplomatic authority to save the golden apple tree. This tree has now become a tourist attraction, and people outside the school have to pay 20 yuan to take pictures.
But this time, Brother Zhang is going to participate in it himself.
"I don't think it's necessary, really, uncle." Thunder Dragon advised from the side: "You really don't need to bring the whip with you. This is a sports meeting, not a list of gods."
"Don't, don't, don't, don't… There's no need for this. You know what this is, right? This is the crystallization of Lu Wu's soul. You are not racing for borrowed objects, you are chasing the stars." Thunder Dragon pressed the button that Brother Zhang pulled out. Thing: "This is not good, what is this?"
Brother Zhang took out a skull from the box, and this head looked very scary. The two teeth were extremely long and the cheekbones were extremely high. What's more terrifying is not the skull he took out, but that it can also talk.
"I am Chi You, the Lord of Nine Netherworlds, who dares to wake me up!"
Brother Zhang took one look at the talking skull, then wrapped it with cloth. Then he stuck his butt out and got under the bed, pulled out a huge box, and then gave away all the things in it. Take it out.
"I still think it's unnecessary. You don't need to take out these ancient artifacts for the prizes of a personal sports meeting." Thunder Dragon guarded those things with his hands: "Fairy Bell! This is Fairy Bell!!! Even the ax will not work. , this is Pangu's giant ax... Please don't mess with it, please."
Brother Zhang looked at the things in the big box: "Is there something missing?"
"What can be missing? Xuanyuan Sword is not here. You don't want to give Xuanyuan Sword as a sports meeting reward to the children, right?"
Brother Zhang clapped his hands, turned around, walked to the cabinet, and moved another box from the top of the cabinet. Thunder Dragon's scalp went numb when he saw that there were twelve magic weapons inside...
"This won't work." Brother Zhang put it back seriously: "Then what do you think is better?"
"I think... let's go to the toy store and buy a remote-controlled car?"
Brother Zhang opened his eyes, then took out a small box, and dropped the contents on the ground with a clank. All these things were automatically assembled, and it turned out to be a golden statue of a warrior. The golden statue was eighty meters tall. About centimeters, holding a huge sword, with a lifelike expression.
"Brother! Dad! Dear dad! Don't give away the statue of Yu Lei! It's a national treasure..."
This won't work, and that won't work either. Brother Zhang put his hands on his hips and looked around, but he also found himself in trouble. Because the school's requirements are gadgets that are idle at home, and then everyone forms an exchange, which is a small game to enhance friendship.
But Brother Zhang searched around and found that all the less valuable ones were here. He was more inclined to take out the Donghuang Taiyi Bell, because this bell has been transformed and has no power on its own. The only Its function is to connect the human world and the world of Classic of Mountains and Seas, and generally no one can travel through it without Fairy Zhong’s permission.
"Don't mess around. I know these things are not valuable to you, but if they really escape, it will be bloody." Thunder Dragon sighed: "Would you like to go to the warehouse and take a look? I was there before I saw quite a few of them when I was in retreat inside."
Brother Zhang nodded. He collected all the treasures on the ground and carried them to the warehouse. The Thunder Dragon would not feel so distressed about the things here. After all, the warehouse was full of things from the human world. Compared with the sets of top-notch treasures in Brother Zhang's house, these things are worthless.
"I don't want to, but the school requires us to use old things that are unused at home. If we go out and buy a remote control car, people will definitely say that parents don't pay attention to it every year." Brother Zhang said while rummaging in the warehouse: "Previously I’ve messed it up several times every year, and I definitely can’t mess it up again this time.”
"So what show are you going to perform?"
Brother Zhang paused, then turned back to look at the Thunder Dragon with a stiff face: "I..."
"You know how to cook, but you can't perform egg fried rice for a group of fourth-grade children." Thunder Dragon leaned to the side and said, "If you ask me, you might as well let someone else do it."
"No." Brother Zhang shook his head and said, "I must go, otherwise I will be sad every year."
"She will only be sad if you die... Your overly serious character will kill her."
"Bullshit."
Finally, Brother Zhang found a Fu Ya in the warehouse. It sounded very nice, but in fact it was just a small model made of wood. You could hold the head and throw it out and it would fly carefully. It could fly for three days and three nights. Lu Ban made it himself. A small toy, also known as a rune crow.
Brother Zhang stood in the yard and threw the Talisman Crow forward. The Talisman Crow began to hover above his head as if it had become alive. Brother Zhang looked at it and felt satisfied, and then took another one from the tool room. Coil the fishing line, take off the talisman and tie the fishing line to it, so that you can retrieve it at any time after throwing it out.
"Gongshuban doesn't even want to let you go." Lei Long said in a dumbfounded voice: "This is a gift that Gongshuban gave to my eldest sister when she was pursuing her, and you just gave it away like this."
"But he gave Huniu two or three hundred pieces."
Brother Zhang pointed at the warehouse and saw that there were a lot of wooden products piled up like garbage. Most of these wooden products were small toys that Mr. Gongshu gave to Huniu when he was pursuing her. At that time, Huniu was still a child. There is a tail. Now it seems that Gongshu Ban is not a pervert and no one will believe him if he says it.
There is a wooden horse that can run by itself when you ride on it, a wooden dog that can make clicking sounds and spin around with people, a wooden duck that can swim faster than a real duck in the water, a wooden snake that can drill holes, and a wooden snake that can drill holes. Wooden monkeys fighting each other. Anyway, I gave Hu Niu a lot of strange and lost things.
Now these things seem to be cursed items, especially the wooden doll that can crawl around on its own. Annabel has to be eclipsed in front of it. This thing has crawled out of the warehouse in the middle of the night on more than one occasion to look for her mother. Then he was crushed by the dog sister because he was too disgusting.
If Brother Zhang gives those scary things to others, the little classmate who gets the reward will be so scared that he wets his bed in the middle of the night.
"This is Ou Yezi's fish intestine! Hey, this is fish intestine!" Thunder Dragon picked up a small dagger in the corner: "This is fish intestine, right?"
Brother Zhang walked in with the Talisman Crow and took a look: "I don't know, this should be Qing Lingzi's collection."
"Bad luck, dirty thing, spit!"
Brontosaurus threw the fish intestines into the box next to him and kept rubbing his hands on his pants.
The gifts are ready, and all that's left is the performance. Brother Zhang thinks it's better to discuss this with Nian Nian.
So after Nian Nian came home from school, the two of them got together and discussed for a long time. If Xu Wei hadn't found out in time, the show they would perform would be "Chest Breaking Stone". The entire performance process has been drawn. Nian Nian lay on the ground with 500 kilograms of bluestone on his body. Then Brother Zhang smashed all the slates with a sledgehammer. Then Nian Nian slowly vomited out the ketchup in his mouth. When the teacher was After being frightened and rushing forward, Nian Nian jumped up and gestured "yeah" to the audience.
“Who came up with this cult show?”
Xu Wei looked at the terrifying diagram and her hands started to tremble. Brother Zhang stretched out his hand and pointed at Nian Nian, and Nian Nian raised his head and patted his own chest loudly.
"No, someone will call the police." Xu Wei tore up the diagram and said, "Can't you act normal???"
Xu Wei looked at the two people in front of her who were at a loss. She sighed and said, "Since there are so many people here, why don't we just rehearse a show? I don't know how many parents can come."
Brother Zhang's eyes lit up: "Yes."
"Well, let's choose the simplest one, the Wizard of Oz or Little Red Riding Hood, you choose one."
In the end, I chose Little Red Riding Hood three times against the Bone Demon...
"As for the show, it can be unpopular but not evil. Your evil show is too scary." Xu Wei shook her head: "Then Little Red Riding Hood."
She cried and refused every year. She insisted on asking Little Red Riding Hood to beat the white-bone demon three times...
In the end, everyone had to vote, and everyone overwhelmingly rejected Little Red Riding Hood's three dozen white-bone spirits. However, in order to appease Nian Nian's mood, even Zhang Yao, the person who fished for wreckage in the Pacific, was called back.
"I think Little Red Riding Hood is better. Three dozen white-bone spirits are too scary." Zhang Yao held a Soul Eater's head that was still dripping with green water and said, "Can I help you with the scenery? I'll definitely keep it safe." You are satisfied."
Nian Nian stretched out her little finger, Zhang Yao wiped the finger stained with green blood on the Thunder Dragon, and then hooked it with Nian Nian.
"You're so disgusting." Brontosaurus shouted, "What the hell is this? It stinks."
