Not to mention that rhubarb is really suitable for this job, because it looks at human mating just like humans watching two maggots fighting. It cannot generate any desire at all, and its senses are so sharp that it can easily listen to idle moments. conversations and extract useful information from them.
After a whole night of screening, a clear and complete route was sorted out. First of all, what happened to the little prince Kunlun this time? After integrating the information from different people, it was actually a secret plot by Ningshuang Sect Master Chen Cang. She used Yu Heng's feelings for her and the mouse's past to make a fuss about it. This seemingly insignificant incident was deliberately exaggerated.
As for the reason why Yuheng was moved to the northeast, no one knows. After all, few people in Kunlun Mountain care about such a waste. What they have to guard against is that someone will use Yuheng when integrating Kunlun. Identity makes a fuss, nothing more.
The second thing is that Yu Heng has never participated in messing around. From various chat messages, we can know that he is either not good enough or he only loves one person in his life.
Thirdly, the young master of the Qingcheng sect was not taken seriously by Ningshuang at all. He was the Dragon King’s son-in-law, but it was hard to tell if he was not the Dragon King. Although he could still be here in normal times. He was treated politely, but no one thought highly of him in private, and it was said that he was not very good. Ningshuang was very dissatisfied with his ability and could not fill the gap of this beautiful girl.
Finally, Kunlun is not of the same mind. Since the revival of spiritual energy, they have had more than a dozen conflicts, both large and small. It is nothing more than a matter of fighting for the right to speak. And this time Lingxiao was destroyed, in fact, not many people were sad and angry. , most of them are gloating and celebrating. In short, hundreds of years of suffering from lack of resources have turned this group of people enclosed in the Age of Ending Dharma into wild beasts. Their eyes have long lost the spirit of heroic knights who pointed their swords at the world, and the rest are all intrigues and intrigues. , intrigues, and the desire like a big animal.
In this kind of thing, you can only see the big picture from the small. You can imagine what the situation is like in those closed mountain gates. It is not only the paradise that is isolated from the world, but also the Shura field where the weak and the strong prey.
From this point of view, there are really pros and cons to being born in the world. For example, when the twelve spirits choose to be born, each of them has their own bad habits, but the problem is that they have not paid too much attention to whether it is the end of the Dharma era in these years. People who have joined the world, they have failed to calculate well in the Dharma Ending Age of more than three hundred years. The development speed of the mortal world exceeds the total of the past three thousand and five hundred years. But they still choose to retreat to avoid the Age of Dharma Ending based on their old experience. You must know that in the past three hundred years, for most feudal dynasties, the difference was not much. Even a thousand years was just a loss of a horse. Horses have an extra saddle and stirrups, which they can easily adapt to.
But now three hundred years ago, let alone horses, cars have begun to run on oil and electricity. The rapid era has decisively abandoned them, and they have suddenly become the outcasts of the times. In addition to gradually adapting to Outside the world, all that is left is to maximize egoism in order to plunder more resources.
A few days later, before the first lunar month was over, Mouzi summoned all the existing twelve spirits to hold a meeting. The meeting was held in the conference room of Mouzi's new office building. Because the place had just been renovated and had not yet officially moved in, except for the concierge. Apart from Uncle Qin, only Mouse has a key. In addition, the third floor and above are modular rooms designed by Zhang Yao, so the security factor is relatively high.
The content of the meeting was to discuss how to use Kunlun's abandoned sons to fight a new round of faith war. At the meeting, Mouse said that if this war is not fought, once the major sects gradually adapt to this era in the future, they will become the seeds of social unrest. , because they have been a system that has been separated from social control since ancient times, and because of their huge advantages in the cultural field, they will soon burn the Twelve Spirits, and even the inheritance of explicit knowledge may be taken away by them, or even obliterated. This is a fact that the Holy Lords cannot tolerate.
Mouse also said that although this silent war is very difficult, he still hopes that everyone here can overcome the difficulties, use the shortest time and the highest efficiency to welcome the new era that is about to come, and maintain it with full enthusiasm and firm belief. The honor of their system has made this native civilization of this land glorious again.
At the meeting, representatives from all parties spoke actively and put forward opinions enthusiastically, saying that war will never be the main theme at this stage, and the behavior of using real swords and guns is undesirable and unreasonable, because compared with the relatively intact inheritance sequence of each sect, the Twelve Both the spirits and the zombies have a fault in their inheritance. Neither the twelve spirits nor the zombies will fight unprepared, let alone fight against the wind.
Among them, King Shan pointed out: Considering our actual situation and specific difficulties at this stage, it is no longer possible to achieve substantial progress on the frontal battlefield. At present, some members of the Twelve Spirits have made serious strategic mistakes, which has caused the overall combat effectiveness of the Twelve Spirits to fall to its lowest point since the Qin Dynasty. There are also fierce conflicts and frequent problems among the members. In this state Fighting is like hitting a stone with an egg. As an organized, disciplined, and inherited organization, Twelve Spirits must never choose to evade, transfer, or ignore responsibilities when facing difficulties. At this stage, our core work content should be to shift from external problems to internal problems, pay more attention to the relationship between members, as well as the ideological activities among members, adjust the style, correct the attitude, correct the mistakes, and try to solve the problem in the shortest possible time. Let a new style be formed on major issues such as internal connection and coordination within the organization. Don’t let problems such as being overjoyed with success, getting carried away, being brave and ruthless, and being discouraged by playing with things reoccur again and again.
But Mouse has a different opinion on this. He said: The current stage is undergoing changes that have not been seen in thousands of years. It is true that we have some internal problems, such as low work efficiency, poor completion of tasks, failure to take career and discipline into consideration, arrogance, indolence, and arrogance. But under this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, we should just integrate it into our hands. We must use all our strength to continue to complete the ideals and careers that were not completed many years ago. This is not only an experience for the team, but also a wake-up call for ourselves. At this point in time, if you want to talk about foreign affairs, you must first settle the internal affairs. Not only will you miss the best opportunity, but it will also cause deeper contradictions and differences internally.
"I've finished speaking." The mouse raised his head and looked down: "If you agree with Shan Da Wang Zhang Jun, please raise your hands."
People who agree with Shan Da Wang include: Huniu, Dog Sister, and Shan Da Wang.
"If you agree with what I say, please raise your hands."
People who agree with Mouse include: Mouse, Pony, and Chicken
"Brother!" The mouse slapped the table: "What are you doing?"
"Damn you." Lei Longpiao scolded: "You two almost pointed at my nose and scolded me. I agree with you, you are a hammer, and I abstain from voting. Who do you love?"
The mouse took a mineral water bottle and put the Brontosaurus in it, and then continued: "Well, since the Brontosaurus has abstained from voting, we have to put this matter on hold for the time being, and then we will start discussing the work plan for the new year."
At this moment, the door was gently pushed open. Brother Zhang stood there and knocked on the door. Then Niu Niu's face was revealed behind him. He was holding large and small bags of things in his hands and smiled: "I Mom asked me to bring you some of our local specialties, we have them all."
At this time, Brother Zhang smiled and said: "As soon as he came back, he asked me to help you find you. He said he had brought you dozens of kilograms of Pingyao beef. He said he would deliver it to you personally to show his affection. Didn't he bother you?"
Isn't this nonsense? If the Holy Master knocks on the door and they dare to say no, then they will be shoveled down, and they will be arrested by the disciplinary committee member Sister Gou and forced to kneel down. Of course they have to say it's okay at this time.
And Mouzi looked at Niuniu hanging a wireless headset and holding two large plastic bags in his hands, and his eyes suddenly lit up: "You came just in time, come on, come on."
"ah?"
Niu Niu was dragged in by the mouse with a confused look on his face. Brother Zhang smiled, then closed the door and walked out, taking the mineral water bottle with the Brontosaurus in it back to Chang'an Lane.
"You really have a personality." After returning to the small restaurant, Brother Zhang said to the Brontosaurus in the bottle while washing his hands: "Did you really abstain from voting for the key vote?"
"Don't you know that those two Diaomao bullies are really just pointing at my nose and scolding me, and I don't want to lose face?"
Brother Zhang laughed: "Do you know why people get angry?"
"ah?"
"You only get angry because someone poked you in the pain, because what they said is true." Brother Zhang unscrewed the bottle cap and released the Brontosaurus: "I don't know what the Holy Lord was like before, but I know If my father were still here, you wouldn’t be able to escape after being beaten nine times in three days.”
Thunder Dragon pursed his lips and said nothing, fearing that his master was a traditional performer. His master was particularly strict with him back then. If his master were still around, he might really be beaten into a zebra...
"Think twice about what you do in the future." Brother Zhang raised his head and lifted a plastic bag on the counter: "Immortal Taiyi came just now, you go to the backyard and try it."
Thunder Dragon became excited when he heard it. He screamed and was about to dig into the plastic bag, but Brother Zhang held his head: "Don't worry, you still have to refine it."
After finishing speaking, Brother Zhang carried the big plastic bag to the backyard, and then opened the warehouse at the back of the yard for Thunder Dragon. This place has not been used for a long time. It is said to be a warehouse but it is actually a place for retreat. This kind of thing is Needless to say, Brontosaurus understands.
"You can refine it here for a few days and reflect on what you have done."
"knew……"
At the same time, in the conference room, Niu Niu, who was placed in front of the conference table, seemed particularly excited because this was his first time to participate in the Twelve Spirits Opening Conference, which meant that his identity as the Twelve Spirits had been recognized by them. , this dreamed day has finally arrived, and the excitement is beyond words.
"Okay, now you can vote, whether to support the Mountain King or support me."
Because Thunder Dragon abstained from voting, both parties had the same number of votes, but it was difficult for them to use the disagreement resolution terminal to settle such a major directional issue, so now Niu Niu's joining is equivalent to throwing the most critical issue on him. .
"Fuck them! Of course, fuck them!" Niu Niu slapped the table and shouted excitedly: "How can I not fuck them with such a good opportunity! Do it, do it, do it, I support doing it!"
The face of the Mountain King was not very good-looking, and could even be said to be a little angry. At this moment, the dog sister next to him came to his ear and whispered: "The Holy Lord brought him here."
Upon hearing this, the Mountain King immediately lost his temper, because since Brother Zhang brought him here, he must have his purpose, and the Holy Lord did not interfere with the voting results. Even the stupid cow just knew about this. thing.
Thinking about it this way, there is actually nothing to be angry about, because even if Brontosaurus comes to vote, the result will not change. The only thing the Mountain King can do is to modify his plan and make him the next mission guide.
"I've met that guy, and I feel like he doesn't have a very good mind."
Niu Niu said to Mouse sincerely: "If we really want to start from him, can his brain work?"
His words silenced everyone present, because the cruelest thing in the world is not to be called mentally retarded by a smart person, but to be called mentally ill by a person who is admittedly not very smart. This is a penetrating injury that cannot be cured. To cure, one arrow pierces the heart.
"Then what are your plans?"
Mouse's question made Niuniu's eyes brighten. He took out his mobile phone and said, "Show him the Internet, my favorite kind! Watch it for a while, and he will know how to do it."
"What kind?"
Niu Niu handed the phone to Mouse: "Look at my bookshelf!"
Mouse took the phone and flipped through it. There were hundreds of books on Niu Niu's bookshelf. Most of the names were like "The God of War of China became a son-in-law incognito and was cuckolded. A hundred thousand soldiers gathered together with just one phone call." "The God of War returned to repay the favor." Incognito, I became a son-in-law, but I was humiliated... The showdown is over, I want to restore my identity as the God of War." "The number one master in the fairy world proclaimed himself a cultivator and became a son-in-law for love, but was betrayed after marriage - the person who vowed to betray me will pay the price. ".
They were all like this horizontally and vertically. The only one that was more normal was a history book, but it was also a fun book that you couldn't read with your brain. It was called "Song Beiyun". The mouse rolled his eyes a few times and then pursed his lips and remained silent for a long time: " Is this what you usually read?”
"looks good!"
Although I don’t know how to describe it, but...
"Just try it."
Sure enough, Niu Niu started to carry out the task very resolutely from the next day. As soon as he came to the restaurant every day, he started to go to Yu Heng to recommend books to him, but Yu Heng always couldn't finish reading because of work, so Niu Niu found an online reading company specifically for him, spent a lot of money to customize an AI reading software, and then started letting Yu Heng listen to books.
Listening to books is fast, and the emotions are very coherent. Within three days, Niu Niu and Yu Heng became firm book friends. The two would always get together to exchange experiences, and sometimes they would even forget to talk.
You know, maybe this kind of refreshing article is a bit boring for old bookworms, but shouldn't this take into account the real situation of Yu Heng, a sect son with little experience in the world, a disciple of immortal cultivation without any ability, even if he is the son of the sect master, but His childhood playmates would not be merciful to him because of his identity. Sometimes when he heard some scenes where the protagonist was humiliated, the veins on his forehead would burst and his hands would clenched into fists. , and even cried so loudly because the protagonist was ridiculed by his parents for not having any cultivation...
This situation of complete empathy could always happen several times a day, and Niu Niu would never tire of recommending it to him. In the end, Yu Heng even couldn't get up to go to work the next day because he watched it too late at night.
"Situ Haojie shouldn't have been friendly with that woman at that time. He clearly had a childhood sweetheart who cared about him so much. Why should he be friendly with that Miss Wang? It's fine now. He was framed by Miss Wang and the adulterer and was expelled. The sect is still being falsely accused of being a lecher! Hey... I'm so angry." Yu Heng punched the wall with his fist: "How can there be such a heartless and unjust woman in the world? It seems that my senior sister is better!"
Niu Niu leaned on that listlessly and said: "I finished chasing your book yesterday and stayed up all night. Later, after Situ Haojie was expelled from the sect, he was ambushed by Miss Wang. His cultivation was abolished and he became a cripple. He had no choice but to beg. Later, when he was begging, he met an old beggar who sympathized with him. Not only did he heal his hands and feet, but he also taught him his own unique divine bow. Unexpectedly, it was in that ruined temple that it was so powerful in the world of cultivation. The Qijue of Tianshan all live in seclusion there."
"What happened next? What happened next?" Yu Heng looked at Niu Niu with burning eyes: "Have you taken revenge?"
"Later, Situ Haojie went through many hardships and finally killed him back. Then he forced the adulterer Miss Wang to slap that Miss Wang one hundred and eighty times in public in order to survive. Miss Wang begged for mercy, but Situ Haojie said that a day of kindness to the husband and a hundred days would be enough. Letting her go but also destroying her cultivation, she ended up marrying a butcher from a rural village, while Situ Haojie ended up marrying his childhood sweetheart, Xiao Miao, who had been waiting for him."
"Hehe...hehe, that's great." Yu Heng was immediately immersed in beautiful thoughts.
At this time, Niu Niu came over again: "This book, look at this book, it's finished. It means that the heir of a family was conspired by his fiancée to seize power. She pretended to be in love with him and said she wanted to marry him, and then teamed up with outsiders to get him. She drove him away and framed him for imprisonment. Later, he met an old monk in prison. The old monk was once the great eunuch beside the former emperor. Before his death, in order to thank the protagonist for accompanying him on his last journey, he gave away the location of the former emperor's treasure. Tell him, and then he comes out and takes revenge from the bottom."
"Share, share." Yu Heng picked up the phone with a smile on his face: "What's your name?"
"It's called Revenge of Kunlun Mountain."
"Kunlun Mountains?"
"The treasure is buried in Kunlun Mountain."
"Oh oh oh oh." Yu Heng nodded repeatedly: "Okay, okay, let me take a look first."
Seeing the two of them whispering there, Mouse was extremely surprised...because he didn't expect that Niu Niu could get it done so easily, without even asking for help. You must know that Yu Heng has always been very resistant to them. He speaks very little and spends most of his time alone.
"Smart people have their own ways, and stupid people also have their own world. They are incompatible with each other." Xiao Ma held a bottle of beer next to him and drank: "When you talk to that kid, you are always condescending. Because you From the bottom of my heart, I think he is a fool, but we, Niu Niu, are different, hahahaha... That kid is just an equal for Niu Niu."
Brother Zhang flicked Xiao Ma's forehead, and Xiao Ma screamed in pain, then shut up immediately, not daring to make up another sentence.
The mouse turned around and laughed helplessly: "He actually made a breakthrough for us."
"Not everyone in the world is smart. Smart people have their own plans, and stupid people also have their own ways of living." Brother Chicken said with a smile: "Buddha held a flower and smiled to show that all living beings are equal."
