In the blink of an eye, more than a month has passed. This month has been calm and nothing happened. It snowed twice in Meicheng, and some travelers were stranded during the Spring Festival. Everything else was as usual.
About one-tenth of the construction progress of Chang'an Lane has been completed. The basic pipeline transformation has been completed. All that's left is to start digging holes to build a doomsday bunker. After all, if the 20 billion yuan cannot be spent, what will happen to Party A's father? An insult.
But now the Spring Festival is approaching, and work outside has been suspended. The children who have families have gone back to celebrate the New Year, while the children who have no families have hid in Brother Zhang’s restaurant, and there is a very special guest in the restaurant today. He He is very fat and ugly, but Brother Zhang invited him here. He likes this place very much, and he can communicate with anyone without opening his mouth.
When he came, he brought gifts for everyone, including small statues made of pure gold, hollow sculptures carved from a two-meter-long fish bone, crystal corals that did not exist in this world, and All kinds of weird food.
Brother Zhang didn't say who he was, but he seemed to have a fishy smell on his body, which was not strange in a restaurant. He is very talkative and knowledgeable, and can even be called a philosopher, but he knows nothing about this world, not even a smartphone, which makes Yuheng show off in front of him.
For the New Year's Eve dinner, the two chefs came together. Zhang Yao and Xiao Zhang each cooked different dishes. Today's main dish was actually dragon skin soup that had not appeared in a long time. Unfortunately, the only drawback was that Jin Mei had to go back to host the meeting today. There was a gala party over there, so there was no way to come here to eat, but she still repeatedly told Brother Zhang in the video that he would leave delicious food for her.
There are not many people eating here today. Twelve spirits such as Mouse, Huniu, Xiaoma, Chicken Brother and his assassin apprentice, and the Mountain King are all here. Because today is the Year of the Tiger, so tonight Hu Niu is the protagonist, and she has a separate small cake to eat.
As for Niu Niu Wei Shenhao, because he has not returned to his post, he still has to go home for the holidays. Even if he is reluctant, after all, his only relative is his mother. It is really unreasonable not to go back during the New Year, so he almost I was ordered back by Brother Zhang.
Then there are other people, such as Wugenshui and Huang Dieer, who are also here. Even Qing Lingzi sent a New Year message to Brother Zhang.
The house is always lively at this time. Xu Wei’s braised pork, stir-fried shredded pork, nine-turn large intestine, sweet and sour pork loin, braised pig tail, pickled pepper pork belly, spicy pig blood, sauced pork trotters and a plate of smoked pig head , it can be said that a pig is neatly prepared from top to bottom, and Brother Zhang’s side has hibiscus shrimp, steamed grouper, boiled snails, soy sauce chicken, beef brisket pot, Luo Hanzhai, braised foie gras, mandarin duck crab, The lobster with lettuce also showcases local cuisine to its fullest, not to mention the delicious dragon skin soup as the main course.
Nian Nian couldn't help but steal several bites, and Zhang Yao sat next to her to protect her, and even couldn't help but eat a piece herself. The others sat nearby and played mahjong, causing a huge quarrel. Mainly because Brother Chicken refused to admit the money he lost.
"This is the pinnacle showdown between Shandong cuisine and Cantonese cuisine." Wu Genshui took pictures around the table, and then murmured to himself: "Being able to have such a reunion dinner in this life is really worth the hard work in this life. .”
Huang Die'er is now killing everyone on the mahjong table. Because Brother Chicken doesn't give money, she makes Brother Chicken roll off the table and replace him with the King of Mountain. After Chicken Brother was scolded pitifully, he was driven to the table and circled around the table.
"What are you doing?" Zhang Yao looked at Ah Ji curiously: "Why are you hanging around the dinner table?"
"Transcendence." Brother Ji pointed at the table and served the food: "All living beings are in ruins!"
"Every year, if he keeps begging, you will eat him."
Nian Nian nodded seriously, then looked at Ah Ji with a fierce look in his eyes.
After the last dish was served, the New Year's Eve dinner finally kicked off. Although it was New Year's Eve and we were just sitting there eating chicken drumsticks this eve, it did not affect the lively atmosphere.
And tonight besides celebrating the New Year, there are also important things to do...
After drinking and eating, everyone was divided into three groups. The order of cleaning was drawn by lot. It was the turn of the third group tonight, so a few people from the first group hid in the room inside. Zhang Yao adjusted the monitoring , and the mouse is also ready to welcome the spider robot home.
The two of them cooperated tacitly and in unison, and soon welcomed back a spider that had been ambushing on the edge of the field from Yuxu. Zhang Yao saw the spider crawling back and put it into the reading room with a smile on his face. in the taker.
After putting it in, more than 3,000 gigabytes of image data immediately appeared in the folder. This is data shared by all robots, and now they only need to click on it to open it.
"Oh yo... yo yo yo... coming, coming."
Seeing the passionate clips on the screen, Xiao Ma's voice trembled: "It's starting, it's starting, it's okay...this figure."
"Shut up! Did I ask you to watch the movie?" Mouse frowned: "We are here to find evidence."
Zhang Yao rolled her eyes: "How about you find a girlfriend? It's really noisy."
But it is a pity that in the first few days, most of the video materials here were of Ningshuang changing clothes from various angles, but it was not until three days after the robot was installed that the male protagonist appeared here. On the first day, he came in and Ningshuang chatted with a respectful attitude and did not dare to do anything out of the ordinary.
But things gradually got out of hand. What was even more unexpected was that the head of Kunlun Yuxu, Fairy Ningshuang, who looked like a fairy, turned out to be such a proactive person.
"Who can withstand this... She's so proactive." Xiao Ma pointed at the screen and said, "Look, look, she's so twisted."
The mouse didn't speak, just counting silently. The Brontosaurus in the soul state next to him suddenly said: "Thirty seconds at most. That man is obviously a baby. Who can withstand such play?"
Sure enough, just as Thunder Dragon said, everything was calm after thirty seconds. This useless performance made Fairy Ningshuang look very angry. She raised her palm and slapped him. Then she went crazy, punching and kicking the man, and then drove her out of the house.
I thought it was over here, but I didn’t expect that the fierce battle in the middle of the night was just the beginning. When the Ningshuang Fairy appeared again, there were three people behind her. The scene after that was simply a bit of a stream of consciousness, too ostentatious to describe. .
"My dear." Thunder Dragon picked his nostrils and said, "This girl looks quite innocent. I didn't expect her to be so cute."
"It's amazing... three shots in one shot." Xiao Ma sighed: "The physical strength of this cultivator is so good, it almost makes sparks come out of it."
Zhang Yao was made to laugh out loud by these gangsters: "Can you please stop talking nonsense? Read it quietly."
"Try it from another angle." The mouse was holding a bowl of wine-boiled eggs in his hand, and he couldn't take his eyes off it: "Didn't I say there are several angles?"
Zhang Yao clicked and clicked, and the screen could be switched to different viewing angles. The closest place... it was really called blood spurting, and it was really a felony to put it on Xiao Baga's side without coding.
"This is too exaggerated." Xiao Ma waved his hand: "Change it to a better angle. This beauty is gone. Is there an angle where you can look straight at it?"
"Are you going to be directors here?" Zhang Yao turned off the screen and said, "We are here to find the rules, not for you to watch the plot."
Xiao Ma then slapped his forehead: "Yes, yes...Sister Yao'er taught me a lesson."
Zhang Yao then turned the screen back on, but this time she didn't play it again. Instead, she counted the time of all the clips and even made a model.
Judging from the time period when she appeared in the video, there were only three times between 10 and 12 o'clock in the evening, and more between 12 and 3 o'clock. Moreover, she seemed to be available all month long, even on special occasions. During the period, people would come over and sing songs across the river, which can be said to be a model of addiction.
In terms of personnel, her real husband, the boy from Qingcheng Mountain, only played six times, and each time his performance was very stable. The battle ended in about thirty seconds, and the rest of the time was spent in various ways. Such people.
"I feel a little sorry for that idiot out there."
I remembered that when Yu Heng was having dinner, he sat there with tears in his eyes and sang a new Canadian folk song "Red River Valley" that he had learned, in order to miss his senior sister far away. Xiao Ma felt that this young man was so pitiful. He really had all the misery in the world all rolled into one...
"If I were him, I might not be able to withstand this blow." Mouse leaned over and shook his head: "This is cruel."
"Maybe you can transform yourself and get a new life?"
"Dream, just like he loves his senior sister, he is already determined if he doesn't take the poison." The mouse laughed: "It's a full moon, right? Why did it stop before?"
Zhang Yao tapped the statistics above: "Do you think she is in the room?"
Mouse patted his head: "I understand, I went to someone else's house. Later, my husband came to Kunlun, and it was difficult to run away to another house, so I took care of it here."
Zhang Yao crossed her legs and said, "This kind of thing is so comfortable, I don't even dare to speak up, for fear of hearing it every year."
"I don't understand even if I hear it every year. I'm afraid those old girls will hear it." Xiao Ma smiled and started counting on his fingers: "Eldest Sister, Sister Dog, and Xu Wei are also included. If these old girls hear it, what will happen today?" Why don't you light it up at night? You can't sleep with this quilt all night, and the mattress will be torn by them."
When Xiao Ma was talking, the atmosphere in the room was solemn and silent. In the middle of speaking, Xiao Ma suddenly stopped talking, and then the smile on his face gradually faded, and then he pointed at his chest and asked: "Is it behind?"
Everyone in the room nodded in unison.
Then his chin suddenly swayed, and he saw Huniu dragging him down by his hair, as if a tiger had caught a deer. Then a tragic cry for help came from the yard.
"Ignore him." Thunder Dragon said: "He deserves to die. Let him float here with me."
