"Put this over here."
Because he knew that the Holy Master liked to put things together and collect postcards, Niu Niu Wei Shenhao, who was still a non-staff member for the time being, did not hesitate to spend 12 million to collect all the postcards that had ever appeared in the world, whether out of print or out of print, and collected and not collected. I got them all, a total of 127,140, many of which can even be called valuable, such as a 1960 Met postcard autographed by Marilyn Monroe and a The last airship postcard issued before the Hindenburg crossed the Atlantic in 1937.
Brother Zhang has done nothing else these days. Whenever he has free time, he squats in the house and sorts out the numerous celebrity films. He sorts these things in the order of people, natural landscapes, animals, man-made landscapes, etc., because there are too many things. , and many of them are very rare and out-of-print postcards. Brother Zhang only dared to ask the attentive mouse to help during the whole process, and no one else could touch them for fear of damaging them.
"Speaking of which, this is really generous. I heard that just one of them sold for more than 8,000 US dollars at the auction that year." Mouse placed the postcard signed by Marilyn Monroe in the character grid. , and then continued to sort: "Many of them here are out-of-print collections that will never appear again."
"Well, it is impossible to have this set from the Kingdom of Sikkim." Brother Zhang took out twelve postcards from the Holy Mountain series issued by the Kingdom of Sikkim in 1974: "They merged with India in 1975. "
To others, it would be dull and boring to do this, but to Brother Zhang, it is an otherworldly pleasure. He can even describe it as a true love. He can even work on these things sleeplessly for several months. .
“Is India close to the Kunlun Mountains?”
"It seems so." Brother Zhang thought for a while: "There must be a section over there."
"Well, do you think Kunlun Mountain will send people to study with us?"
Faced with such a problem, Brother Zhang was actually not very clear. After all, the mouse was just talking about what he was thinking, which was no different from farting. Moreover, in order to show off his heroic spirit, he also said a lot of nonsense, including He asked Kunlun to send people down to study, and Mouse even gave Brother Zhang his business card, with the address clearly on it.
"Well, that's right. If they really come, they will be embarrassed." Mouse said, and he laughed: "You really come to study, what can you learn?"
Thinking that more than half a month has passed since the last time I went to Kunlun, and there is no news about Kunlun. The only thing is that there are rumors on the road that the Holy Lord destroyed the Kunlun sect. There is no way to refute such rumors. Brother Zhang doesn't care that much. After all, with hundreds of thousands of celebrity photos, it is a grand festival for him.
The two of them were sorting things out and chatting, but they didn't know the Twelve Spirits of the Holy Lord. It wasn't until Xu Wei called from outside that they finally came to an end.
"Brother, come down here for a moment. There is a strange person here looking for you."
"weirdo?"
Brother Zhang tidied up a little and then went to the front with Mouse. Sure enough, as Xu Wei said, there was a strange man standing there. He was in ragged clothes and smelled bad. Although he could be seen to be handsome and handsome. , but the appearance really doesn’t look good, like a beggar.
After this person came up, he asked directly without any nonsense: "Are you the Holy Master?"
Brother Zhang looked sideways at this man, and this man raised his hands and clasped his fists perfunctorily: "Kunlun Yuheng, I have met the Holy Lord."
People from Kunlun? Brother Zhang looked back at Mouse, but Mouse just spread his hands to show that he knew nothing.
But at this time, Yu Heng continued to speak, and he said: "Last time you sent Qing Lingzi to Kunlun, you said that I, Kunlun, would send people to study at your place, so I came."
Ouch... Good guy, someone has really come down from Kunlun, but what makes everyone confused is that this guy is also from Kunlun after all, so how did he end up like this?
But before Brother Zhang could ask, he heard Yu Heng's stomach growling. He might have felt embarrassed, so he turned his head to the side. Brother Zhang actually laughed and whispered to Xu Wei Said: "Get him something to eat."
"Yeah." Xu Wei responded: "What level?"
"Give me something nice."
Xu Wei didn't waste any time and took out the ingredients and started cooking. Brother Zhang looked around Yu Heng and said, "Why are you like this?"
As soon as Yu Heng heard this, tears began to well up in his eyes. He quickly raised his head forty-five degrees to prevent tears from flowing out. Seeing his virtuous character, he approached Brother Zhang and said, "I think he might like to show off a bit."
Brother Zhang laughed but said nothing. He just sat there quietly waiting for Xu Wei to prepare the meal.
For the sake of speed, Xu Wei didn't make any big dishes. She added some more diced pork to a portion of Yangzhou fried rice, and also had a portion of boneless chicken feet and a pot of hawthorn water. This was a pretty good meal. But seeing this guy's embarrassment, this Yangzhou fried rice was eight times the amount of normal fried rice, and half the rice in the rice cooker was fried in.
I put a large bowl of fried rice for him on a soup plate, and then made him a bowl of soup with thick soup pot and compressed vegetables. A delicious meal was ready. Yu Heng took the rice bowl and raised his head. I glanced at Brother Zhang, and then started eating like crazy.
He watched this bowl of rice go down bit by bit. He choked and rolled his eyes while eating, so he hurriedly took a sip of vegetable soup. Finally, he simply put the vegetable soup directly into the rice, and he ate it while snoring. What's more, it feels like eating like a pig.
"Why are all the people in Kunlun like this?"
Brother Zhang smiled and waved his hand to Mouse to stop talking, and then continued to wait quietly for Yu Heng to finish the meal.
After finishing this big bowl of rice, Yu Heng's belly swelled significantly. He leaned on the chair and rubbed his belly while screaming. He looked like a typical person who would rather be a full man than a starved man.
Brother Zhang didn't wait for him anymore. He just told Mouse to wait for him to recover and let him take a shower and change clothes, and then he went back to sort out the postcards.
It wasn't until around four to five o'clock in the afternoon that Brother Zhang received a text message from Mouse. When he went down to take a look, he found that the young man from Kunlun had already washed himself and changed his clothes.
As soon as he was clean and tidy, the rich persona appeared all over his body. Ah Ji was also good-looking, but Ah Ji's good looks already looked like the kind of coquettish monk in folklore, and this young master looked like he had come from martial arts. A young man from an aristocratic family who came out of Xianxia.
But this rich boy has a problem, that is, his eyes glow green when he sees something to eat, which makes people look hairy.
And when Brother Zhang asked him what he had encountered after coming down from Kunlun, Yu Heng finally spoke. However, before he could speak, he was already filled with grief, and the mournful cry at an angle of 45 degrees diagonally above him appeared again.
But in the end, he still fully told his story. After listening to it, the listeners were really sad and the listeners were in tears.
How miserable it is, let’s start with the fact that he was mistakenly sent to the Northeast. He, a gangster, wandered in the Northeast for three days. At night, he went to various food stalls and barbecue restaurants to pick up mineral water bottles, and then asked how to get there. gz.
When he finally saved enough for the train ticket, he found out that he needed an ID card to buy the ticket, which he didn't have. At this time, a middle-aged man who was wandering with him gave him some advice, telling him to go to the freight station, look for the trucks going south, get on them when no one was paying attention, and get off when they arrived at the station.
So he ran from Tieling to Dalian, from Dalian to Baoding, from Baoding to Wuhan, from Wuhan to Nanchang, from Nanchang to Yingtan, from Yingtan to Fuzhou, from Fuzhou to Shantou, from Shantou to Shaoguan, and from Shaoguan to Shunde. , and finally arrived here sitting on a pig truck. The whole journey took twelve days, and he only ate three mice during these twelve days. His evaluation was that the mice in the north were thinner than those in the south, and they were eaten by leopards.
Of course, the ups and downs in his more than ten days of travel are far more than these. Every time he changes places, he has to face problems such as being chased by people, chased by dogs, being checked by the police, etc., and he also has to face extremely dirty environments. , because the cars coming down from the north are either loaded with coal or iron, and those going south are either loaded with chickens or pigs, or there is a stench, or it is pitch black. The shock absorbers of freight cars are not as good as passenger cars, and it is sultry at night. There are many mosquitoes in the humidity. His ability to reach here alive in this horrible weather is partly thanks to the super strong physique given to him by the vast Kunlun Mountains.
"Speaking of which, you are so miserable, why don't you say hello to the sect."
"I fainted. When I woke up, the salutes, money and transmission talismans on my body were all gone."
"It's a bit miserable." Mouse turned his head and said to Brother Zhang, "It's rare to see such miserable people in the world."
Brother Zhang silently shook his head: "Still very persistent."
But at this time, Yu Heng expressed a different opinion, that is, he had no way not to be persistent, because the only destination he knew during this trip was this place, and he had no identity and no cultivation, so he could not tell the difference. No one knows who the monk is, so if he doesn't bite the bullet and go all the way south, he may have to spend the rest of his life picking up rags in the Northeast.
"No cultivation? You, Young Master Kunlun, don't you have any cultivation?"
Mouse didn't even believe a single punctuation mark in what he said. After all, he was a young master from Kunlun. How could he be okay without cultivation?
"That's the truth, and I don't want to say more. I was born with blocked meridians and cannot practice. Otherwise, my father would not have allowed my senior sister to succeed me. I am not a young master, I am just a waste."
Xu Wei, who was next to me, smiled and interrupted: "Then if you come down like this, you feel a bit abandoned."
"I know the Kunlun Teleportation Array. I'm very familiar with that one." Mouse smiled and said, "That teleportation array is the best among the acquired formations that still exist today. The probability of making an error is 0.02 out of 10,000, which is Two out of ten million. I'm thinking that this may be either a transmission failure or someone wants to kill you. Moreover, I have never heard of fainting in the Kunlun Formation. To put it bluntly, someone did it on purpose and took away your things. , let you get out of Kunlun Mountain completely."
"You are talking nonsense!!!" Yu Heng's eyes widened angrily: "You don't even know how good my relationship with my senior sister is. You can insult me, but you are not allowed to insult my senior sister!"
Mo Zi has met his senior sister, and in his words, in his world, Ning Shuang feels like a harmless little white pigeon, but in fact Mo Zi doesn’t think so. You want to know what Mo Zi’s background is? Fortune telling and fortune telling! That was his true job, and formations were only his second talent. Although he doesn't say that he can really see the future, he still has considerable ability to recognize people.
Ningshuang, the current leader of Yuxu Sect, is definitely not a fuel-efficient lamp! You don’t even need to look at her behavior, just her appearance is enough to explain a lot of things. I don’t know the specific character of this woman, but she must be extremely utilitarian, have a strong desire to win, be very good at acting, and have a very good mind. A person who makes.
Otherwise, it would not be so easy for a woman like her to suppress the leader of Kunlun. I won’t say here whether her abilities are up to standard. The key point is that after a young man like this whose parents died takes power, the old people in the sect and the seniors outside will bully others.
But when Mouse went to see him last time, who didn't look up to the leader of Ningshuang Sect? Is this something that ordinary girls can do?
Needless to say conspiracy theories, let’s talk about who in Kunlun poses the greatest threat to her position as the sect leader. That is of course the eldest son of the former sect leader. Although the eldest son has nothing to offer, the problem is that he can’t be the leader if he can’t do it himself. A puppet? The name of orthodoxy is no joke. If it were really about seniority, Kunlun's level of tradition would mean that even the illegitimate child of the previous sect master who was outside would not be able to get the turn of this unrelated senior sister.
The stuff here is so worth pondering.
But it seems that the other party underestimated the tenacity of this man. He really complied with his words and crawled to his destination.
"Interesting." Mouse told Brother Zhang his analysis: "There are too many tricks here. How about we keep him?"
"Haha." Brother Zhang laughed: "It's up to you, this is the place of the Twelve Spirits."
"Brother, you are the Holy Master...you can't really not come up with any ideas."
Brother Zhang didn't answer the mouse at all. He walked straight outside and said to Yu Heng: "You will stay here temporarily to help during this period and get used to the rules of the world. You can live in the backyard first. There are still a few rooms." If you have spare time, you can find a room."
"Thank you, Holy Lord of the Human Realm."
Brother Xiao Zhang shook his head: "Just call me Xiao Zhang here."
"We need to add a brother." Xu Wei shouted from the side: "Everyone calls him that."
In this way, Kunlun's first exchange student settled here. At night, he became Xu Wei's apprentice, learning to cook and prepare drinks. During the day, he cleaned the house without spending any money. As long as food and accommodation are included, why not do it?
At this point, Brother Zhang has two waiters here, one is Luna Goddess Xiaohei and the other is Kunlun Yuheng. Although Kunlun Yuheng is clumsy and sometimes likes to use artistic accents to make people feel disgusting, overall he is still hardworking and hardworking. of.
"Brother Zhang! I heard you have a handsome guy here!"
One evening, Zhu Zhenzhen suddenly rushed in and shouted excitedly: "Quick, quick, introduce to me quickly."
Brother Zhang raised his head and glanced at Yu Heng, who was leaning against the window and playing with his mobile phone, and then said, "What? Niu Niu is not suitable?"
"Please, he can't beat a fart in three strokes. Since he joined me, he just says good morning every morning and good evening every night. He doesn't say a word other than talking about hammers." Zhu Zhenzhen sighed: "He is like that. If I hadn't known that his personality is like this, I would have doubted my personal charm. Let's not talk about it, brother, I will tease the handsome guy!"
Brother Zhang smiled and shook his head. He felt funny when he saw the love-minded Zhu Zhenzhen approaching the man again.
At this time, Thunder Dragon appeared again, leaned next to Brother Zhang and said, "I was the number one here!"
"Congratulations, you are out of misery."
"Sigh... I feel heavy." Thunder Dragon sighed: "By the way, guess what Zhang Yao secretly asked me yesterday?"
"What's the question?"
"She may be crazy. She asked me if it was possible for you to have a relationship with other women, and then asked me in a roundabout way, Xu Wei, Zhu Zhenzhen, Xiaoxiao, and finally asked Jin Mei."
"how do you say?"
"I'll just say it straight. I don't know about Jin Mei, but it's impossible for other people. Either their identity or status doesn't match. But she seems to care about sister Jin Mei." Thunder Dragon sneered: "I have been on the battlefield for so many years, how could I not see that Zhang Yao only sees Jin Mei as her opponent."
Brother Zhang smiled and shook his head, holding down the Thunder Dragon's head and pushing him back into the wall, because Zhang Yao was walking in with a helmet outside.
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