The ring was placed in Wei Shenhao's hand. He wiped away his tears and held it in both hands. He first looked up at Brother Zhang, then looked around, then took a deep breath and put the ring on his finger. superior.
"Look, there's no reaction."
Xiao Ma spread his hands, looked at the unchanged bronze ring and said to Wei Shenhao with a smile: "If you don't have that fate, don't force it."
After saying that, he was about to take off the ring, but when he pulled it down, he found that the ring couldn't be pulled. The harder he tried, Wei Shenhao screamed in pain, and Xiao Ma frowned: "Xiao Hei, go get some washing powder."
Luna Goddess Xiaohei said oh and ran over to get the washing powder, but just when everyone thought the matter had calmed down, they suddenly saw the ring starting to spread out in Wei Shenhao's hand, gradually covering half of his palm, and then Then he slowly wrapped his entire hand.
A cow gradually appeared on the back of his hand looking back at the moon, but unlike the pony horse, this cow did not open its eyes and could not see the ruby on it.
At this time, Wei Shenhao was silent for a brief moment, and then became crazy like Fan Jinzhong. He jumped around and made strange sounds in his mouth, and then his head hit the corner of the counter with a thud. He foamed at the mouth and lost consciousness.
"Is he okay?"
Xu Wei came over to check after hearing the news, but found that everyone in the room was standing there with strange expressions. Even Brother Zhang's expression became strange, so Xu Wei asked again: "What's wrong with you?"
Mouse came back to his senses at this time, raised his head and said: "Speaking of which, among the Twelve Spirits of this generation, there are not many with normal brains. It's just me and the Mountain King, this cow..."
"You, MB, speak your mind." Xiao Ma stared and cursed. After cursing, he stretched his neck and shouted: "Sister Dog, the rat said you are mentally ill!"
The mouse rushed up and tried to cover the pony's mouth, but it was too late. Sister Dog suddenly appeared with a flying thunder, and pinned the mouse to the ground with one palm.
And while the mouse was patting the ground and begging for mercy, the Thunder Dragon slowly swam over: "I think the twelve spirits have a big problem, and there are really too few people with normal brains. Counting from the mice, every one counts. Maybe apart from the Mountain King, there is really nothing serious about him."
Thunder Dragon's words were very pertinent, and his expression showed concern for the future of the Twelve Spirits. After all, with the current situation, it seemed that the Twelve Spirits, who had originally hoped that the new blood would have normal IQs, might not be able to count on it.
Although, each of the Twelve Spirits has its own shortcomings, the shortcomings of this generation are too obvious.
The rat is cautious and timid, the cow is stupid and stubborn, the tiger girl is playful, the thunder dragon is arrogant, the pony is impulsive, the chicken is aggressive, the dog sister is taciturn, and the mountain king is withdrawn. The whole problem of the children's detention center, although this is somewhat There are factors left over from history, but no one expected that this generation could highlight its shortcomings so completely.
"What does it mean that the cow didn't open its eyes?" Xiao Ma asked curiously: "Do you want me to give him a knife?"
"The reason why he didn't open his eyes is that although he is one of the twelve spirits, he has not yet encountered the opportunity for him to awaken." The Thunder Dragon hovered there and swam around and said, "Just like my brother Ji, who has been a ghost for half his life. Zao, suddenly one night he remembered that he was still a chicken."
Anyway, no one knows what the awakening of the twelve spirits will be like. They each have their own disasters. For example, the mouse awakened because his father died, and the thunder dragon awakened because he developed hemorrhoids after eating hot pot and discovered the doctor who treated him. It’s his ex-girlfriend, Shan Dawang is because there was a flood in their hometown one year and he was washed away, and Xiao Ma is because he hit a railing while playing football in his early years and was in a vegetative state for four months. Anyway, although the reasons for awakening seem to be ridiculous. , but after all, it takes a chance.
But the question now is not when Brave Niu Niu will return to his position, but why the hell is Brave Niu Niu such a person.
The position of the cow in the Twelve Spirits is actually equivalent to an auxiliary position. It can provide various buffs to the other Twelve Spirits and dispel various negative effects. It has the ability to restore blood to the whole group. There is always a cow in the Twelve Spirits. The nickname is, together with the Jade Rabbit and the Spirit Snake, they are known as the three major assistants, and in terms of pure milk volume, the milk volume of cows ranks first.
As for the specific direction, he is taking the energy supply route, which, together with the Jade Rabbit's battle damage repair and the Spirit Snake's battlefield dispatching, can bring the comprehensive combat capabilities of the Twelve Spirits to a big level.
But here’s the problem. Most of the time, the brave Niu Niu was a girl. Not only was she thoughtful, but she also perfectly matched the attributes of a cow. Even if she didn’t do anything, she would be trembling and pleasing to the eye wherever she stood. But this time he Damn, there is a bull, and he is also a stupid, stupid and extremely stubborn thing. Not to mention, he is very easy to be brainwashed and sucked by this thing... To be honest, the other twelve spirits feel a bit instinctive. I felt physically uncomfortable and even thought I might be poisoned by his milk.
"I said, is he okay?" Xiao Ma then realized that this brave cow was still lying on the ground foaming at the mouth after such a long time, so he nudged him with his foot and said: "We now have two There are ways to go. One is to find a rope, let him ascend quickly, and then reincarnate quickly with his soul. The other way is to hold his nose and admit the fact that he is really the twelve spirits. In the future, everyone should do Be mentally prepared to accept such a fool."
At this time, the Masterless Lonely Soul Thunder Dragon came over: "Smile, when you said that people were stupid, did you think about what we thought when you joined the organization? Ask yourself, how many people in the world are better than you? What a stupid critic."
The pony was furious, pointed at the Thunder Dragon and said, "You evil beast, no one will think you are mute if you don't speak."
"Oh, it's urgent, it's urgent."
The tone and expression of Thunder Dragon's words were really top-notch, but this was only aimed at Xiao Ma. After all, the two of them had not dealt with each other for some years. They talked about the spirit of dragon and horse, and they looked like dragon and horse when they got together.
However, they are noisy and noisy, and now the problem still needs to be solved. First of all, it is certain that the rapid super promotion is not suitable. Secondly, this brave Niu Niu is indeed not very smart. The third point is that when he will awaken is still a big problem. If he cannot awaken, he may spend his whole life. They are all such little trash.
"Come on, come on." Xu Wei ran over with her cell phone: "I checked this guy, he is so rich!"
Although the Holy Lord Fund is very rich, it is the result of many years of operation. When everyone saw Brave Niu Niu’s performance in just two years, they were all dumbfounded. This guy...the extra points at birth have no intelligence at all. Plus, it all depends on luck. When I looked through his resume, I was even more shocked by his bloody and cruel primitive accumulation.
"The rise of the Americans is due to the inheritance of the resources of the Indians. This good guy really sacrificed his father's power with boundless power." Mouse got up from the ground and looked at Niu Niu's information and couldn't help but sigh: "I wonder Look, this can’t stop people, but it seems to be poisonous. All the buffs on this person will have the opposite effect."
At this time, Brother Zhang, who had not spoken much, suddenly raised his head and said slowly: "Why don't we do a test?"
If the Holy Lord gives the order, just do it. This group of unscrupulous twelve spirits first woke up Niu Niu, and did not give him a second chance to go crazy. They directly pressed him there, took out his mobile phone and said: "Unlock it and buy stocks!"
Brave Niu Niu was stunned for a long time and didn't react for a long time. He was still immersed in the joy that he was really the twelve spirits. He had no idea what kind of crazy bitches he was about to face.
But since he was so happy today and his senior brothers asked him to buy stocks, let him buy stocks. So he opened the stock investment interface, sat there and asked confusedly: "Which one should I buy?"
The brothers who didn’t know much about stocks discussed it for a long time, and then they randomly found a smart car company that had been giving people advice for seven years. The stock of this company has been on the verge of falling below the issue price in the past few years. , everyone is saying that they are the classic leeks, and then there is an aquaculture company, which is the one Mr. Zhou invested in before. The year before last, they said that the corals were eaten by starfish, last year the scallops ran away, and this year the oysters escaped from prison. The reputation can be directly seen. At the end of the day, it should be declared bankrupt in a few days. The third company was a real estate company. Its capital chain was broken, its boss ran away, major projects were suspended, and owners everywhere were defending their rights. It was also a company that was about to be destroyed.
"You buy these three."
Niu Niu actually didn't understand. He didn't even read the news, but since his brothers said they were buying from three companies, he bought it. And his purchase was not a retail operation. The APP in his hand was directly connected to the server of his investment team. His purchase was immediately followed up, and billions were poured into it in an instant.
Fifteen minutes after it showed that the transaction was successful, a window suddenly popped up on the XX news in Xu Wei's hand, which displayed: Implement on-road standards and enter open road section testing.
There is also a huge title at the end: It took seven years to sharpen a sword, but today it shines brightest.
These idiots really watched as the stock of that company almost hit bottom, then suddenly rebounded like a tsunami, and was directly pulled to the daily limit for the day.
Before they could be shocked, the news from XX Financial News popped up again: XX Island announced that the scallops that escaped last year and the oysters that escaped this year are all back! And not only did he come back by himself, but he also brought his children and family with him.
"Your mother is outrageous!"
Xiao Ma threw the phone forward, pointed at the news and said to the person next to him: "Is there anything more outrageous than a fucking oyster running back home with his family?"
But before he could finish his excitement, he heard the news scroll on Brother Zhang's 100-inch TV: "According to XXX reports, the state has decided to fully take over the real estate business of XX Group. Between XXX Group, XX Group and With the joint investment of XXX Group, the real estate business of XX Group has now been fully state-owned, and all subsequent construction will be completed in the short term. The project will be completed according to quality and quantity, and the house will be delivered as scheduled after payment of compensation."
"I lost..."
Everyone in the room was shocked. After being shocked, everyone turned their attention to Brother Zhang. Brother Zhang waved his hands repeatedly: "I didn't do anything."
Having said that, it is really hard not to think of one word for this Niu Niu's ability - the law of cause and effect.
And the only person in this world who can activate the law of cause and effect, besides Xiao Zhang, is Zhang Juzuo, and now this Niu Niu...isn't it a bit too outrageous?
However, they were not easily subdued, so they caught Niu Niu and continued testing. Now even Brother Zhang began to wonder what was going on with this guy, so he came over to watch.
Fortunately, Brave Niu Niu is not the so-called law of cause and effect, because he has no way to control random probability events. For example, he has no way to control the points of the dice, no way to bet on the current lottery, and no way to predict the future.
Even their tests alarmed Shan Dawang. After repeated tests by Shan Dawang, a person with a relatively normal mind, and based on the contents of various records and classics, Shan Dawang made the following judgment.
First: Niu Niu's ability is not the law of cause and effect, but a simple auspicious attribute. Although he has not awakened to become a real twelve spirits, the passive attributes of the twelve spirits will also affect him.
This is like Mouse's psychic medium, Thunder Dragon's immortality, Pony's high speed, Chicken Brother's resuscitation, Dog Sister's agility, Hu Niu's toughness and Mountain King's memory, these are all passive attributes. Here I want to talk about Mouse's psychic medium. The psychic medium here does not mean that he can invite gods to take over his body, but that he can form a medium with the spiritual energy of heaven and earth through himself. The properties of the formation can be enhanced by 200%. The failure rate is reduced by seventy percent. The super memory of Shan Dawang is a true photographic memory. He can completely memorize 30 million words in a day, and he can even read and memorize while sleeping.
The two attributes at the beginning and the end can be said to be the two most perverted attributes among the twelve spirits, far more perverted than the abilities of all the other twelve spirits.
According to this clue, Niu Niu's passive attribute should be auspicious. This is a purple quality passive attribute, which is very lucky, because apart from the two of them, only Hu Niu's toughness and Thunder Dragon's immortality are purple quality passive attributes. Attributes, Chicken Brother's resurrection is only of blue quality, but it is just stained with Ksitigarbha's attributes, making it look abnormal.
Rat and Pig are of orange quality, but they are not lucky enough to be born with red quality, because their red quality passives should be called Spirit Master and Star Gazer. Needless to say, the spirit master is just a simple increase in level, the level of rubbing the Immortal Sword Formation with one hand, while Star Gazer can automatically master all the knowledge that can appear in the world, and become a living human encyclopedia.
The purple passive of Niu Niu is auspicious, the orange one is the lucky star, and the red one is Baize.
But this is the same as saying it in vain, because the red passive attribute has never appeared. Even if some twelve spirits have been reincarnated more than ten times, they have never appeared. The probability is too low. Having a blue quality is enough to make you proud.
Niu Niu Wei Shenhao has been listening carefully, and he seems to know that his brain is not very useful, so he just writes down and listens at the same time.
"Oh, boy." Xiao Ma smiled and patted Wei Shenhao's shoulder: "No, what do you mean by your real twelve spirits defecting to the false Holy Lord?"
Wei Shenhao didn't know what to say, so he just laughed. Instead, King Shan came out and explained: "Because he has not awakened, but is on the verge of awakening, he will have a strong sense of belonging, but because he has not awakened, the key word that triggers his behavior is the Holy Lord. , the false holy master said that his holy master also said a lot about the twelve spirits, which triggered his memory valve. Although he could not clearly feel who was true and who was false, the strong feeling would make him He automatically recognizes the Lord.”
"Does that mean it's not an accident that he came to Chang'an Lane?"
Mouse's question made King Shan laugh. After laughing, King Shan nodded: "Half and half, he came here for various reasons, and then he will follow the strong feeling to Chang'an Lane. Did he say this is The place that the false Holy Lord wants? But in fact, he has no idea what the false Holy Lord is describing. He just has a subconscious feeling that this is here, and this feeling will affect his judgment of reality, so even if it is The false holy master has personally admitted that he is a liar, but he still insists on it. This is a kind of self-brainwashing, and it is because he is affected by the aura here."
If it weren’t for the fact that none of the twelve spirits would be missing, and if it weren’t for the Mountain King, they really wouldn’t be able to figure out many things, and these idiots are always used to summarizing things they don’t understand from strange angles. For example, one word - fate.
After the explanation from the Mountain King, they finally understood why Brave Niu Niu insisted that he would be the Twelve Spirits, because there was a voice deep in his soul telling him that he himself was the Twelve Spirits. Being brainwashed by such voices every day, it is impossible not to persevere.
But unfortunately, this man has not awakened yet. As for how to awaken and what process is required, it is still a mystery.
"How about I use a knife to scratch his butt and open his eyes."
"Don't make trouble." The mouse hit the pony: "You can't rush this kind of thing. How about we try the Heinckem stress method?"
"What is that?" Brontosaurus asked curiously, "Why haven't I heard of it?"
The Mountain King coughed: "It was a method used by the Japanese during World War II to force a confession. It was to first hang the person upside down, and then slowly penetrate into the ice water, and control the suffocation time, which is about forty-five seconds, back and forth. About fifty times, usually the person being tortured will be able to recall information that they have forgotten due to nervousness and fear."
Hearing the introduction of King Shan, the brave warriors next to him began to tremble. The original joy was fading away little by little... because he seemed to have discovered the terror of these senior brothers.
"Hey, can you see him?" The mouse pointed at the Brontosaurus curiously and asked, "Can you see this bitch? It's like a maggot in the pupa."