According to the confession of the "holy master", he had a total of eight disciples, and the eight disciples were eight spiritual figures. Originally, Wei Shenhao was the ninth one, but the old man felt that he was not smart enough, so he Want to check again.
I took out my phone and called these eight apprentices. Seven of them said they were unavailable and couldn't come. Another one said he had no money and couldn't afford a ticket. There were even three or four of them who made it clear that they were just following the old man to cheat some money, so they had no reason to suffer along with him.
"That old man is so cool, he is still the Holy Lord. Why doesn't he say that he is Jesus Christ...dudududu..."
After the other end of the phone finished speaking, he hung up the phone, which confused Xiao Ma, and threw the phone back to the old man: "Is this your fucking spirit?"
The little old man lowered his head and said nothing. On the contrary, Wei Shenhao next to him shouted regardless: "What do you know! The Holy Lord is now Longgui Shoal. When my senior brothers are here, I will see how you die." .”
To be honest, Xiao Ma felt that there was something wrong with this man's brain. When he heard him talking, there was always a sense of beauty that was lacking in the brain stem, so naturally he didn't care about him and simply stuffed a steamed bun into his mouth. Then he tied his mouth with a belt and asked him to stay aside.
After taking it, Xiao Ma stepped on the little old man's leg and said with a fierce gangster temperament: "Whatever I ask you, you answer me. If I know that you are talking nonsense to me, I will have a lot of trouble." I’ll find a way to get you.”
The little old man nodded with fear on his face. He now knew that he might be trapped here. He used all the tricks he could, but they had no effect on the person in front of him. Those tricks that worked well for others were here. But he couldn't use it at all. Even the incense hidden in his ring had no effect on the monster, and he even got beaten after being discovered.
Xiao Ma moved a chair and sat astride it at the other end, then leaned on the back of the chair and asked, "I want to ask you, when did you start playing the Holy Lord?"
"One and a half years... only one and a half years." The little old man said very honestly: "I was originally a fortune teller who traveled around the world, but then I accidentally looked through the old books at home and saw such a record, I asked around and found that many people knew about this rumor, so I just wanted to use this to make money... I really didn't do anything bad..."
Pony sat there and stared for a moment, then laughed. What this person said is correct, because as long as anyone has some magic inheritance, as long as they are not demons, witches, and corpses, they can basically chase the Holy Lord.
Therefore, it is quite normal for there to be rumors about a Holy Lord in the world, and Holy Lords are usually hidden in the world and will not appear easily, so most people know that there is a Holy Lord but don’t know who it is. Some sects may even believe in the Holy Lord throughout their lives. But it can't reach the level of touching the threshold of the Holy Lord.
Interestingly, Xiao Ma has heard of people cheating money by pretending to be Qin Shihuang, cheating money by pretending to meet the Jade Emperor, and cheating money by pretending to be Princess Huanzhu. This is really the first time he has heard of cheating money by pretending to be the Holy Lord.
Although the status of the Holy Lord is very high, the problem is that he is reclusive. Since the Shang and Zhou dynasties, the Holy Lord has been reclusive. He uses the name of a reclusive person to cheat money. This little old man's brain is somewhat tainted. .
But let’s not talk about it, someone actually got fooled. The guy next to him, Wei Shenhao, who still firmly believes that this little old man is the Holy Lord and he is the Dragon Spirit, is still tied up next to him.
According to the little old man, this Wei Shenhao is a typical fool with a bad mind. But the family is still very wealthy. In his early years, his father worked as a coal mine owner. Later, after his father died of illness, his mother took him and remarried his stepfather. The stepfather was working in Tianjin, dumping containers, and he was considered a very wealthy person. A few years later, my stepfather also died of lung cancer. Originally, he could not inherit his stepfather’s property because he also had a biological son. But who would have thought that his biological son would get into a plane accident on his way back from the United States to inherit the inheritance. However, his cheap brother has no children, no relatives, and is considered an elite on Wall Street in the United States. Instead of inheriting his father's inheritance, his cheap brother inherited his inheritance.
After this inheritance, Wei Shenhao, who is not very smart, has become the leading rich man in the country under the age of 30 with a net worth of more than 10 billion. In addition, this guy's luck is not generally good. In just a few years, With his IQ, he can actually multiply his assets several times.
Asked him how he did it, he couldn't explain it himself. Anyway, he just played whatever he saw. When someone copied digital coins, he followed suit and speculated. He put in 30 cents of capital and got out more than 700 yuan. I was fascinated by the TV series and thought there was going to be a stock market crash, so I sold all my stocks without saying anything, and within three days the stock market crash hit. The most outrageous thing is that the agency originally lost the real estate bidding to the local tycoon Mr. Zhou, but who would have thought that just a few days after losing, Mr. Zhou went bankrupt. The bank did not have bad debts, and even directly dealt with all the undeveloped and soon-to-be-developed industries in Mr. Zhou's hands at almost cost price. This kid is not smart, so he took them all anyway. Everyone thought that This time he was finished, but the next day the government's policies encouraged home purchases, which led to a direct wave of property price recovery...
This is really the kind of person who will give you money even if he gets into trouble, but let’s call him smart, he is just like that, everyone can see it. He's not a bad person, he's quite simple and not involved in gangs or anything. He's just a relatively ordinary rich second generation, but there's really no way to tell his luck.
For such a person, if he is not deceived, who will be deceived? The little old man took a fancy to this and began to get close to Wei Shenhao. The little old man himself was a somewhat capable person, and coupled with the good packaging of the character, he made Wei Shenhao confused and obsessed. He seemed to be convinced that he was one of the twelve spirits, and every day he thought of ways to torture the little old man to make him arrange tasks for him so that he could become a full-time official as soon as possible.
The character of the little old man was originally a light-hearted person, so it was not good to ask for money directly, so he arranged those senior brothers. Basically, Wei Shenhao spent all his money on those senior brothers, and then from Those senior brothers' points returned to the little old man's side, at a ratio of about 30 to 70.
Business is about making money, not being shabby.
"Hey."
Xiao Ma walked over and hit Wei Shenhao on the head: "Did you hear that? You were deceived."
Wei Shenhao whined for a long time but didn't say anything. Xiao Ma made a sound and untied the belt around his mouth. He spit out the steamed buns, but his first words were: "Don't try to lie to me. This It’s just a test given to me by the Holy Lord.”
This sentence immediately made Xiao Ma happy. Now he was thinking about whether he should send this idiot to a drug rehabilitation center for a period of forced withdrawal.
"Speaking of which, don't you admire the Holy Lord very much?" Xiao Ma turned to look at Wei Shenhao: "How about I take you to see the real Holy Lord?"
Wei Shenhao sneered: "You want to defraud me of money, right? There's no way!"
"You?" Xiao Ma patted his head: "Kid, the Holy Lord really doesn't care about your little water."
But when it comes to it, Xiao Ma also feels a little helpless, because the fake Holy Master has a set of tricks, but the real Holy Master doesn't even have anything to prove his identity. Although it is said that real gold is not afraid of fire, there is no need to prove it to idiots. What, but if you can't prove it when you encounter something like this, it's really a bit uncomfortable. Xiao Ma feels that people have to fight for a face in this life...
After thinking about it again and again, they finally brought Wei Shenhao directly in front of Brother Zhang, pressed him on the stool and said to Brother Zhang: "Boss, please find a way to prove your identity. I am so attracted by this." The idiot is so angry.”
Brother Zhang was putting together a puzzle there. When he heard Xiao Ma's words, he raised his head blankly: "Isn't it necessary?"
"Yes, that's great. I really can't allow someone to become a father."
Xiao Ma was so anxious and excited that he even forced out his Northeast accent. Seeing how persistent he was, Xiao Zhang turned around and started rummaging in a small box, and then found a ring inside.
This is a very ordinary-looking bronze ring. It is covered with ugly patina. It looks like it has been aged for a long time. It looks like a copper ring picked up on the roadside that fell off some transformer. .
"That's it?"
There was no need for Wei Shenhao to question Xiao Ma, who was the first to question it. He didn't know that this thing could be used as a token of the Holy Lord before. This was too hasty. Even if it was... even the ring of a can. It's more refined than that.
Brother Zhang smiled and didn't say anything. He just put the copper ring on his hand. Then this inconspicuous ring instantly covered Brother Zhang's entire hand, with a fresh bronze color. , it is also inlaid with twelve spirits made of gems and gold. The eyes of all twelve spirits are inlaid with rubies. The eyes of the twelve spirits that have appeared are bright, while the eyes of the twelve spirits that have not appeared are dim. Dull.
Xiao Ma screamed in surprise when he saw this scene, while Wei Shenhao next to him couldn't even speak.
But soon Brother Zhang took off the ring and put it on the table. Xiao Ma immediately took it and put it on his hand, but no matter which finger he wore it on, although the ring would produce Change, but it can only show a picture of a horse. It cannot extend to the arm like little brother Zhang, and it is full of twelve spirits.
"Why have I never seen you wearing such a beautiful thing?"
Brother Zhang was helpless when faced with such a mentally retarded problem, so he put on the ring again, and then tapped it on the table with his bronze-covered hand, which made a clanging sound when it collided with the steel table. , and the movement of his five fingers is now restricted by this thing. Although it is cool, it is quite inconvenient.
Taking off the ring again, Xiao Ma took the ring and looked at it carefully, then waved it in front of Wei Shenhao: "Did you see it? This is the true Holy Lord, take it and show it to that little old man. "
Brother Zhang continued to work with a smile and let them mess around. After all, he didn't care about this thing, otherwise he wouldn't have thrown it in the broken iron box. After all, there is no such thing as wearing a crown and being an emperor here. This thing is simply a product made by ancestors of unknown ages in order to prevent the blood of the Holy Lord from being cut off during wars and the need to select a new Holy Lord.
And as long as the title of Holy Lord continues normally, this thing is purely a good-looking object, nothing more.
Xiao Ma brought the ring to the little old man and put it on his ten fingers, but the ring did not change at all.
Only here did Wei Shenhao finally realize that he might have been deceived rather than being tested by the Holy Lord. Although he was not very smart, he was still not smart enough to not be able to see this.
And now not only is this old man not the Holy Master, the real Holy Master can basically be the person he harassed several times before. He stood there and thought for a while before he figured it out, and then gave himself a bitter look. hand.
"Boy, you two are still polite." Xiao Ma lit up a cigarette beside him: "If you were even a little rude to the Holy Lord, your ashes would be scattered now. I really thought that the Holy Lord was you. Can such a person be touched?"
Wei Shenhao took a deep breath, then turned around and ran away. Then he ducked into Brother Zhang's shop and knelt down before him with a thud.
But of course he was not begging for forgiveness, but was begging for nothing to get Brother Zhang to accept him as his spiritual minister... If he knocked on that end, it would make a "dong-dong" sound. In the end, Xu Wei came over and pulled him up before he stopped and prayed devoutly.
After the pony rushed over, he let out an oops and slapped his thigh to drag Wei Shenhao away, but Wei Shenhao refused to leave. He really cried and shouted to ask the Holy Master to take him away...
"Where does this person come from with such obsession?"
Xu Wei was frightened by him. She leaned close to Brother Zhang and whispered, "Is he possessed by an evil spirit?"
Brother Zhang pursed his lips and said nothing. At this time, Mouse had got off work in the afternoon. When he walked in and saw this scene, he was stunned for a moment and said, "Brothers, what are you doing here?"
When Xiao Ma said the matter so simply, Mouse let out an ouch and said, "I'll contact the anti-cult person and ask him to criticize and educate him for a few days. Isn't this obviously brainwashing?"
But of course Wei Shenhao refused to leave. His forehead was still swollen, and Xiao Ma didn't want to be violent in public, so he leaned down and said to him: "You want to be a spirit, but you don't want to be a spirit." You can do it, this thing is a huge opportunity, okay, if you are really a spirit, I will report it myself when you awaken."
While they were talking, Mouse saw the bronze ring in Xiao Ma's hand and said, "Wouldn't it be better if you put that on for him? If there is no change, wouldn't it make him give up his intention?"
Xiao Ma exclaimed, "Yeah, I'm so upset by this guy. It's such a simple thing."
After speaking, he said to Wei Shenhao: "Stretch out your hand."
