"Speaking of which, this technique is divided into two schools: the north and the south. The Qinling Mountains have been the boundary since ancient times. There are very obvious differences in the techniques between the north and the south. For example, the southern technique is more inclined to legal attacks, while the northern technique is more inclined to physical attacks. The south is good at equipment, and the north is good at enchanting. We have seen the content in Fengshenyan. This treasure and that treasure are actually mostly the stuff of the southern faction. The northern faction doesn't talk nonsense. They will beat your muscles and peel off your skin when they come up."
Brother Zhang's restaurant just opened in the morning, and then a few monks came to drink. They all came here to admire its reputation. After sitting down, they would inevitably chat with Xu Wei. After all, they wanted to be with a young and beautiful woman. It can be said that it is instinct and nature to show off in front of children, so they sat there and ordered a few side dishes, added two pots of wine, and started to talk all over the world.
Let’s talk about Brother Zhang’s shop. Although it is a outdated internet celebrity shop now, it is still very famous in the secret arts side. Travelers and monks who come and go will come here to have a meal and drink. Especially If Nankeyimeng is sold here every three days, they will come here in groups.
As the reputation of Brother Zhang's shop gradually increased among various sects, Chang'an Lane also gradually became famous. Everyone knew that this place was full of monsters and monsters, and many people would even come all the way to have a look. After all, there are not so many weird monsters in other places.
As for exterminating demons, don't even think about it. Even the most old-school old antiques who swear to fight demons will not rush to Chang'an Lane to exterminate demons. The worst is to stay away from this place. Stay away, don't come into contact with it or understand it, and that's it. Use the idealistic self-comfort technique that doesn't exist if you can't see it. After all, they are just hawks, not retarded.
You must know that Chang'an Lane is a place where thousands of years of old monsters are all around. The Heavenly Demon, the Blood Demon, and the Black Mountain Old Demon all have to nod and bow down and say, "No, no, no, no. Call me Xiaotian, Xiaoxue, or Xiaohei." "That's all." If a place like this cannot gather the power of all the sects in the world, it will be like the six sects besieging Guangmingding. The rest can only be gourd boys to save grandpa and give one away.
And if the six sects are really organized, they may not wait for them to reach Chang'an Lane, but they may have to be surrounded by the police as soon as they get off the airport and train station. Anyway, it is still the same sentence. Times are different now. No matter how powerful the sect is, it cannot fight with the state machine. It is far better to be a hawk in the court than to be a moth in society.
So now Chang'an Lane has become a legend among various sects, where some are happy and some are sad.
"How many families are there?" A monk suddenly asked Xu Wei out of curiosity: "It doesn't look like there are many people."
"One hundred and thirty-one households, less than 500 people." Xu Wei replied with a smile: "Does this Taoist master plan to conquer demons or to punish evil and promote good?"
"No, no, no... you misunderstood, I was just asking around." The Taoist waved his hands repeatedly and said, "Looking at there are not many people here, I didn't expect there to be more than a hundred households."
"Yeah." Xu Wei nodded and said, "Maybe there were more people in the past, but then it wasn't a market economy, so many people moved out for a living."
"Yeah, for life."
The Taoist priest let out a long sigh, picked up the wine and drank it all. The two people next to him couldn't help but sigh a few times. At this time, the sun was shining brightly outside, the shadows of the sycamore trees were swaying, and the snow that had not yet completely melted was flowing along the eaves. Drops fell to the ground.
At this time, Brother Zhang walked out of the backyard with a basket of steaming potatoes. The few customers nodded and greeted the boss. Brother Zhang also smiled and nodded to them, and then he arrived. On the other hand, he started to deal with the potatoes on his hands.
At this time, the outside gradually became lively. Primary school students began to come home from school, and the sounds of cooking in every household began to come one after another. You could smell various aromas of food when passing by any window, and the smell of oil smoke mixed with the cold air filled the air. In the quaint and old alley.
"Holy Lord, please come this way."
At the entrance of Chang'an Lane, Wei Shenhao and the little old man he called the Holy Master appeared there yesterday. Because there were water horses at the door, cars could not enter, so the two of them could only enter Chang'an Lane on foot.
"Don't call me Holy Master after you go in, and keep a low profile outside."
"I understand, the Holy Master is very thoughtful. I understand."
The two of them walked slowly to Brother Zhang's shop one after the other. The little old man was dressed like a pure old man today, with a necklace of Dzi beads hanging around his neck, and the tortoiseshell piece in his hand. , still wearing cloth shoes on his feet, looking quite a bit superior.
The two of them came to the door, looked around at the surrounding environment and layout, and nodded repeatedly: "This place is good, so good! It's just like the place in my dream."
At this time, Dahuang was squatting on the street lamp cover at the door and licking his fur, without even raising his head to look at them. However, the little old man saw Dahuang and even admired it back and forth: "Okay, okay, this cat is also very good." , full of aura, if you buy it back and build a house, it will be a masterpiece.”
After saying that, they walked in, and Dahuang, who had finished licking his fur, turned his head to look at their footsteps, and then sneered: "Old fool."
The two of them came to the store, and Wei Shenhao wanted to come up to talk, but was stopped by the little old man. The two of them found a place to sit down, and Xu Wei reluctantly stepped forward and asked: " What would you two like to drink?"
"Bring a pot of tea, jasmine tea."
"Wait a moment." Xu Wei said with a straight face: "You don't want anything else but tea?"
"What? We can't order it?"
"Tea is free."
After saying this, the other customers in the store looked at the two of them. You must know that this is the peak dining period. During the peak period, it is a bit unreasonable to occupy a seat in other restaurants and order free meals, right...
Xu Wei's words made Wei Shenhao very embarrassed. He clenched his fists with both hands and almost exploded. However, seeing the calm look on the face of the "Holy Lord" opposite him, he still suppressed his temper.
"Little girl, we only want tea. But we've covered all the expenses at noon today." The "Holy Lord" said with a smile, then glanced at Wei Shenhao, and continued to say to Xu Wei: "Little girl, what do you think?"
Xu Wei laughed, turned around and put the tray in front of her: "Everyone in the audience will pay for it today, Mr. Wei!"
The room suddenly became lively, and then various voices of adding orders came and went. Xu Wei's face also became better after hearing this. After she asked Moon God Xiaohei to note down the consumption of each table, Holding a pot of good jasmine tea and the bill, he placed them in front of Wei Shenhao. He stood there with a smile, not saying a word but not leaving.
Wei Shenhao didn't know what she meant, so he took out his mobile phone and scanned the code angrily. After hearing the payment information, Xu Wei bowed with a smile and said, "Please use it slowly."
He hadn't done anything yet, and he had spent thousands of dollars. Wei Shenhao was rich, but he wasn't stupid either. Wasn't he being cheated by others? So he asked in confusion: " Holy...Sir, this is obviously a scam."
"Pattern." The little old man poured himself a pot of tea and sipped it with a sip: "Calm down."
"yes……"
Fortunately, at this time, the little old man's stomach suddenly growled. The sound was so loud that the people sitting next to him heard it clearly, so he had to drink tea to cover up his embarrassment.
At this time, Xu Wei put two plates of beef fried rice, two portions of potato pancakes and two portions of mint lemon in front of them and said with a smile: "The boss said this is to thank you two for the gift."
Before Wei Shenhao could speak, Xu Wei left. And the two of them looked at the food in front of them, whether they wanted to eat it or not, and finally felt that the atmosphere was really awkward, so they simply took a bite.
Who would have thought that he wouldn't be able to stop eating. Although Wei Shenhao was a nouveau riche, he had eaten before, but this was the first time he had eaten such delicious food. I can't say it was amazing. But he just couldn't stop, he drank it all in one sip, and then drank another sip of the drink, very satisfied.
And then he looked at the "Holy Lord" opposite, who was also eating happily. Seeing such immortals eating so happily, the burden in his heart was immediately relieved.
They sat like this until about two o'clock in the afternoon. All the customers in the store were gone, and Xu Wei and Xiao Hei had already started cleaning. Then they got up and came to Brother Zhang who was shoveling the stove.
"Boss, this is our husband. He has something to tell you."
Wei Shenhao introduced the little old man next to him very seriously, and the little old man cleared his throat to indicate that Wei Shenhao had not said enough. Xiao Wei is also a smart man. He immediately handed over the little old man's business card from his arms, and then said with a proud face: "Boss, I told you, it's not me who wants to buy your store. Sir. He is an extraordinary person. He knows Yin and Yang, and his family has passed it down for thousands of years. Do you know the twelve zodiac signs, right? They all come from your family, and our husband is the Holy Master of this generation. , he is willing to come to see you in person, which shows that our husband cares about the common people."
Brother Zhang took the business card and looked up at Wei Shenhao and then at the little old man, then scratched his head: "Ah..."
Seeing his appearance, Wei Shenhao thought he was shocked by the identity of the little old man, so he continued: "Although the twelve spirits under Mr. Wang have all reincarnated now, one day they will come back again. , then you will know how powerful our husband is."
Brother Zhang pursed his lips and was silent for a long time: "This character is a bit familiar."
"You may feel uneasy now, but our husband is a real saint. He saw early on that the location of your store is a dangerous place, and this alley is a dangerous place. Boss, do you want to Be careful, this can be fatal."
At this time, the young man asked Wei Shenhao to step aside. He walked forward and said with a smile: "This little brother, please stretch out your left hand for me to see."
Brother Zhang was very obedient, and he immediately stretched out his left hand and handed it over. The little old man began to look at Brother Zhang's palm carefully, but he felt a little strange when he looked at it, and he couldn't help but muttered: "This Little brother, your destiny is rough, and there will be a big disaster in the near future. Let me ask you, since you live here, have you often been unable to sleep at night? "
"Well, I often don't sleep." Brother Zhang nodded: "What's the problem?"
"Oh! It's haunted by ghosts!"
While he was talking, Brontosaurus swam out from Brother Zhang's wall as if he had discussed it with him, lay down and started watching the fun. As for this little old man, he is also somewhat capable. Although the Thunder Dragon has been rendered harmless by rats and ordinary people cannot see him, the little old man felt his presence immediately. Appeared, his face suddenly changed: "This place is so full of demons...it's so full of demons..."
And as soon as he finished speaking, he saw two green and white snakes walking in with their big crotches twisted, and then said listlessly: "Brother Zhang, please give me two bowls of refreshing soup. We will be very sleepy in winter." , I feel like I can’t wake up all day long, and I can’t do any business.”
"That's what you call hibernation." Brother Zhang smiled and said, "Why bother fighting physiological reactions."
"You have to work." White Snake yawned and said, "I can't help myself. Recently we even invited a TV station to promote our herbal tea. This is a good time for business."
Their conversation did not arouse the little old man's attention. His heart was beating suddenly, and he could only feel that there was something huge and terrifying wandering around him. The feeling of terror invaded his limbs and bones from his heart. It was obviously a warm room, but he felt it. It was indescribably cold, and it felt like being wrapped around a python.
At this moment, Mouse came to eat in uniform. He sat down and took off his hat. When he saw the little old man next to Brother Zhang, he grinned: "What? Teacher Ma Weidu?"
Brother Zhang turned his head and said, "The Holy Lord is here."
Mouse was stunned: "Huh?"
He walked forward and looked back and forth at the little old man and Wei Shenhao beside him, then simply sat down and said with interest: "Holy Lord? I know a little bit about Holy Lord. You are really the Holy Lord." host?"
At this time, the little old man's forehead was already covered with sweat. His face was not very pretty, but he was still able to force a smile and said: "This... ah... comrade, I don't know what you are talking about. "
His eyes swept over Mouse's uniform, and he looked obviously panicked. Coupled with the coldness on his body, it made him feel indescribably uncomfortable.
"Hey, don't look at me wearing a uniform. I'm actually a ghost reader." Mouse said seriously: "And I'm also very interested in the legend of the Holy Lord. It's said that the Holy Lord was born in the Shang and Zhou Dynasties, right? His family name is What's going on?"
"The last name...the last name is Zhang."
Seeing that he was stumbling over his answer, Mouse raised his eyebrows, then quickly opened his eyes, took the little old man's hand as if he was very interested and said: "It seems that all magic in the world originated from you, right? Are you really Is it the Holy Lord?"
Before the little old man could answer, Wei Shenhao next to him straightened his chest and said very proudly: "How can it be false? I am practicing with the Holy Lord now. The Holy Lord said that if I perform well, I will Let me be a dragon spirit."
The mouse's eyes looked at the Brontosaurus floating in the air and spinning around the little old man. The Brontosaurus had a sly smile on its face and stretched out its hand to touch the little old man back and forth.
With this touch, cold air came out of the little old man's spine. The little old man's hands began to tremble and his face turned purple. Fortunately, Brother Zhang hit the Brontosaurus on the forehead with a soybean, which made him stop this life-threatening prank.
"What is the dragon spirit?" Mouse held his chin and said seriously: "Can you tell me about it?"
Wei Shenhao's expression was very proud, and that kind of pride could not be faked. When he saw that Mo Zi was so serious about it, he naturally did not hide it, and directly patted his chest and said: "There are twelve gods under the Holy Lord! They are immortal and immortal. , will only continue to reincarnate, I am the dragon spirit of this generation! It’s just that the Holy Lord said that the awakening of the dragon spirit requires training, and I have not experienced the hardships yet."
Brother Zhang lowered his head and suppressed a smile. He felt so embarrassed that he was about to dig out three bedrooms and one living room with his toes. Now it seems that Wei Shenhao is actually a little cute. Doesn't he really know? Have you been deceived?
But it’s no wonder. For an ordinary person, this kind of thing is really easy to be deceived. After all, he looks like a large leek at first glance. He is the same type as the people who bought the 8848 mobile phone back then, and they are also "I , Qin Shihuang, the victim of "making money".
But I have to say that this little old man is still somewhat capable. He can feel the existence of the Thunder Dragon and can be disturbed by the huge evil energy of White Snake and Crazy Python Zhiqing. This is something that ordinary people do not have. If such a person wants to It would be too easy to deceive an ordinary person.
"Then how many Holy Spirits are there around the Holy Master now?" Mouse frowned and asked, "You're not the only one, are you?"
"This..." Wei Shenhao turned his head and looked at the little old man: "Holy Lord... can you say this?"
The little old man, who was gradually recovering because he was no longer harassed by the Thunder Dragon, waved his hand: "Tell me, tell me... Sigh... This shouldn't be known to mortals."
When Xu Wei outside heard this, she had already covered her mouth and ran to the counter to pound the table. At that moment, Xiao Ma also came. Seeing Xu Wei smiling like this, he asked curiously: " What? Is someone willing to marry you?"
Xu Wei picked up a cucumber and threw it over: "Get away! Someone is pretending to be the Holy Lord."
"Hold the grass?" Xiao Ma took the cucumber and said, "I have to go and take a look."
As soon as he entered, he heard Wei Shenhao sitting there saying: "There is also Ma Ling, Ma Ling has also arrived, and there are snakes..."
Before he finished speaking, his hair was suddenly grabbed by Xiaoma: "Snake, you are as big as your mother!"
After saying that, the chair was overturned by him. Then Xiao Ma's eyes turned red and a dagger appeared in his hand, pressing it against Wei Shenhao's Adam's apple: "I hear you say the word snake again, I will kill you." Let me drain the blood for you."
Wei Shenhao wanted to struggle, but how could he fight against Xiao Ma, so he could only keep shouting. But when the little old man saw Xiao Ma's irritability, he even took out some inferior magic weapon in his hand. , Xiao Ma waved his hand and nailed his magic weapon to the ceiling with a dart, and then kicked the little old man on the chest. The little old man was kicked out directly, and almost hit the white lady who was drinking soup. Only then was she flicking her sleeve to the ground.
Brother Zhang looked at the dagger on the ceiling and pointed upward: "I just decorated it."
Xiao Ma was already furious at this time. He rushed up and stepped on the little old man's chest: "Go, call me all the horses and snakes you said! Otherwise, I will kill you." Damn it!"
The little old man who was beaten to a pulp could not speak at this moment. He could only stretch out his hand towards the mouse, but the mouse just said: "Brother Zhang, I'm going to work."
Brother Zhang nodded and said to Thunder Dragon: "Go and let Xiao Ma calm down."
"Calm down, calm down, the rat's veins are bursting. If he hadn't been wearing leather, he would have had to fight with the pony." Thunder Dragon snorted coldly: "If he hadn't said a snake spirit, he wouldn't have been beaten like this. .”
At this time, Wei Shenhao took out the phone, but before he could make a call, Xiao Ma whipped out a nine-section whip and shattered his phone, and then tied up Wei Shenhao with the head of the whip as if it were spiritual.
Xiao Ma continued to shout: "Go! Call me all your spirits!"
The little old man was so frightened that he didn't dare to speak for a long time, but Brother Zhang took out a soybean and hit Xiao Ma on the back of the head: "Go and deal with it yourself, not in the store."
Xiao Ma had a bad temper, but he still knew that he couldn't disobey anyone's words, so he stretched out his hand and carried the little old man out like a pig. When he walked to Wei Shenhao, he mentioned this by the way... …
When the farce came to an end, Brother Zhang helplessly shook his head, reached out and flicked his finger at the dart on the ceiling, and the dart fell automatically. Then he just wiped the place in the air, and the hole made by the dart healed itself. .
"Pony's explosive temper is really unpopular." Thunder Dragon sighed: "Too impulsive."
Brother Zhang glanced at him sideways: "How do you think your arrogance can be cured?"
"Yes, yes, if I didn't say..."
The Brontosaurus slowly swam into the wall, and then heard the dog sister next door roaring: "Get out of the way."
Then came the screams of the thunder dragon, and finally Xu Wei ran over and bent over with a smile: "Brother...my master was knocked out of two souls by Sister Gou."
"ah?"
At this time, three thunder dragons floated over, and their movements were quite unified: "Hey, I forgot that Sister Dog was taking a bath... Boss, do me a favor and recover."
Brother Zhang rolled his eyes, picked up his chopsticks and hit the crook of the Brontosaurus' legs hard. The Brontosaurus jumped up with a roar, but after the jump, he had returned to a complete spirit body.
At this moment, Xiao Ma had already tied up Wei Shenhao and the "Holy Lord" in his small warehouse. He squatted in front of the two of them and said, "They are joking with you. I have no interest in it. Now let me get rid of you." The twelve spirits shouted over, hurry!"
At this time, the little old man's hand began to squeeze the hand, but Xiao Ma didn't even look at it. He picked up the whip and whipped it, and the little old man screamed. But Wei Shenhao was still scolding: "You know what you did is against the law! I'm going to call the police, and I'm going to sue you all! Just wait!"
"Haha, okay." Xiao Ma laughed loudly: "Then we have to wait until you get out alive. Hurry up and shake people, or I will find some fun for you."
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