"Just take care of him! He hangs around the store every day. Customers have complained to me many times, saying that he peeks at other people's mobile phone screens, interrupts when others are chatting, and strikes up conversations with female customers."
After Xu Wei endured Thunder Dragon for three days, she finally couldn't bear it anymore and started to complain to Brother Zhang. Her life these days was really a nightmare. Thunder Dragon really took Xu Wei's side these days. After much trouble, he took advantage of his spiritual state to mess around and do all kinds of outrageous, vile and shameless things. Moreover, without the physical restraints, he could play far more tricks than before. hundred times.
Some people just stick their heads out of the wall and act like hunters’ trophies, or they hang upside down on the electric fan on the ceiling and say welcome to the guests who come, or some people secretly emerge half of their bodies from the ground and play the role of land father-in-law, and even He possessed a wild dog passing by the door and ran over to call him big brother.
He really... that's not too much of a fucking sentence to describe it.
In just the past few days, Brother Zhang's small restaurant has almost become a training ground for bad guys to browse, but Thunder Dragon seems to be addicted to playing. Whenever someone says something, he becomes pitiful, saying that he has become a ghost without an owner. , should we take away even this little bit of happiness?
But with his limitless mischief, Xu Wei's business really couldn't be done, so Xu Wei found Brother Zhang early in the morning to complain.
The final result of the complaint was that Brontosaurus was packed up in a mineral water bottle by the mouse, and two holes were made in the top for him to watch TV through the two holes while the mouse knelt down for punishment.
"Change the channel, change the channel, the cartoon at ten o'clock is about to start." Thunder Dragon shouted from the mineral water bottle: "You will finish watching the cartoon later, and remember to change to the movie channel at half past eleven. Today is A simulcast of Golden Age classics and old movies includes Journey to the West.”
"You're almost ready." Mouse looked at the Brontosaurus on the stage: "It's become like this and it still won't stop."
Thunder Dragon sat cross-legged at the bottom of the water bottle, suddenly scratched his face and asked curiously: "Do you think that old bastard Qing Lingzi will molest my corpse? It's so damn disgusting."
"Yesterday you were possessed by a wild dog and rushed over to call me big brother. It's much more disgusting than him!" Mouse scolded angrily: "How about this? I'll ask Aji to take you to the delivery room this afternoon. Look at which one of you will be reincarnated as your son, I can still wait for ten years or so."
Thunder Dragon shut up at that time, because he really couldn't imagine what it would be like for him, an adult with a complete mind, to be pulled out of that place alive with forceps, and then have to experience being unable to take care of himself and having to drink with a group of Meng Pos. Tang's little brat sang about the time of the lonely brave man on Children's Day.
Now everyone is waiting for King Shan to find a way to rebuild the golden body without the Jade Rabbit. The best place for Thunder Dragon to go during this period is to hang out in Chang'an Lane, and his annoying level is really no less than that of a Jade Rabbit. An eight-year-old spoiled little brat can even be said to be worse than that, so now his range of activities is limited to this mineral water bottle.
But even in this small bottle, he was not honest. He made various requests throughout the morning, including watching cartoons and surfing the Internet, and then he was still thinking that his favorite female anchor had already started broadcasting.
On the fifth day that Thunder Dragon was waiting, a package arrived from Baodao to Chang'an Lane. There was also a letter to Brother Zhang. The contents of the package were Thunder Dragon's belongings, including wallet, mobile phone and a jar. ashes.
"My Heavenly Dragon Body!!!" Thunder Dragon shouted crazily at his ashes in the mineral water bottle: "Qing Lingzi, I will fight you until death!"
"Come on, with your current virtue, you won't die until you die. I've given you face by not using your corpse to make a puppet." Mouse sighed: "But it's a pity to have a Tianlong body. If I were Qing Lingzi, I definitely can’t help it. After all, things like refining corpses with a Tianlong body are rare.”
"Which end are you from? Why are your elbows turned outward?"
"Okay." Mouse waved his hand: "Qing Lingzi deserves to die, but he did spare a hand in this matter. If he can let your soul come back safely, you should be grateful, otherwise it would fall into his hands. You can't even take it for granted. Now it depends on how he explains the Black Spirit Mountain to Brother Zhang. If he doesn't explain it properly, he will be in big trouble."
As expected, Qing Lingzi's letter to Brother Zhang was explaining about Black Guanyin, and this incident was not something he did intentionally, but was caused by not knowing the Thunder Dragon, and his killing of the Thunder Dragon was not The original intention was that because the Thunder Dragon was taken by Black Guanyin, its body, mind and body were eroded. If we were not decisive, the Thunder Dragon might completely turn black due to the invasion of darkness, and it would be difficult to explain to the Holy Lord.
After that, Qing Lingzi also sent a complete set of methods to rebuild the golden body, which was regarded as an apology for this accidental injury. In addition, he also said in the letter that the Holy Lord did not need to bother, he would personally deal with the person who wanted to capture the Thunder Dragon, as a deterrent. A young person.
"Should I say it or not, although Qing Lingzi is a villain, he is actually quite good as a human being." Mouse took the letter and read it to Thunder Dragon and said: "He said in the letter that whether it is the Twelve Spirits or the Dismemberment of Corpses, Immortals, even if they die, they can only die in each other's hands. If others dare to touch it, it is an unforgivable crime. Don't tell me, his handwriting is really beautiful."
The Brontosaurus was shaking wildly in the water bottle: "Please wake up, B is talking nonsense, he stabbed me just because he didn't want to take responsibility!"
"Nonsense." Mouse patted the letter on the desk: "Who doesn't know, but at least on the surface, he admitted his mistake, and to be honest, this matter is not a big deal or a small matter, he estimates that this I haven’t had a good sleep for a few days. But the problem is that if it is Qing Lingzi, Brother Zhang will not obviously pull the right hand. You have to know that we are loyal to the Holy Lord, and Qing Lingzi is also loyal to the Holy Lord. We have mutual respect for each other. Killing the opponent is not just once or twice. If he doesn't put you back this time, we will definitely not be finished. But if he puts you back, we can't go to his home court to fight, so we can only record the grudge first. That’s it.”
Brontosaurus crossed his arms: "What are you trying to do after fighting for so many years?"
"What are you trying to do? To be orthodox! To bring all magic back to its source! You can't let people mention that all magic in the world has returned to Qingling."
Thunder Dragon almost burned up when he heard the soul ring: "I'll fight him!"
"Okay, it's flat. Qing Lingzi also gave you a set of methods to rebuild the golden body. Do you want it?"
"Let me take a look." Shenlong stretched out his hand from the bottle and looked at it: "What are all these? Where should I find this thing?"
According to Qing Lingzi's description, his recipe came from Taiyi Immortal, the guy who reshaped Nezha with lotus flowers. The thunder dragon is different from Nezha. The thunder dragon belongs to the Zhenxun phase, with heavy thunder overlapping and the back wind reviving. It is different from Nezha's Kanli phase, so the things needed to shape it are also different.
Zhenxun belongs to wood, and water produces wood. The Kan phase in the hexagram is water, and it belongs to moon yin. So the reconstruction of the Thunder Dragon is as follows: the eyes are made of jade bodhi seeds, the skin is made of the scales in the abdomen of Zhujiuyin, and the internal organs are made of the bark of the Chang'e osmanthus tree, the colorful feathers of the spirit phoenix, the blood peach, and the earth. It is composed of gentian, flying yellow, tengu teeth, etc., and the skeletal meridians are shaped by dragon wood and red spider silk respectively, and then soaked in the spiritual pool for three days, and then refined with magic for forty-nine days, and then connected Only when the soul enters the body can it be considered a great success.
"These things are a bit troublesome." Mouse looked at the things on the list and murmured: "What is Shuiyu Bodhi Seed? I can't find it. Can we use grapes with more water? We need to use Zhujiuyin scales for the skin. ...The scales of the candle dragon, it’s too difficult. It’s almost the same if I buy you a big grass carp. As for the cinnamon bark, isn’t it just cassia bark? It’s available in the kitchen. Reiho Iroha doesn’t have it, but I saw it on sale Peacock feathers, and blood peach. Can yellow peach work? Ground gentian... what are these? Use pig gall. I know flying yellow, these are the big locusts flying in the sky, and tengu tooth……"
Mouse silently turned to look at Sister Dog next to him, and Sister Dog also looked up at him silently. After being silent for a while, Mouse suddenly asked: "Sister Dog, do you have any plans to change your teeth recently?"
Sister Gou didn't even bother to talk to this person, and Thunder Dragon was also shaking the bottle crazily: "I want to be with a natural talent like Nezha, not for you to make a set for me in the vegetable market, you bitch s things."
"If you keep talking nonsense to me, I'll buy twenty kilograms of cherry tomatoes and rebuild your golden body."
Thunder Dragon doesn't dare to talk nonsense now. He doesn't have any abilities now. He is just a remnant soul. It is really easy for a mouse to torment him. Therefore, Thunder Dragon is not a retarded person under such circumstances. He is very I gave in easily.
After that, in the spirit of exploration, Mouse went shopping with DD and bought substitutes for all the materials he had just made. When he couldn't find the spiritual pond, he bought a plastic basin and filled the water in Sister Dog's favorite warm place in the yard. Basin, then put all the food in it.
Not to mention that after three days of soaking, the thing was so smelly that he couldn't even take the basin the next afternoon, which completely ruined the mouse's replacement plan.
In this desperation, he finally shook the mountain king over. After reading the recipe given by Qing Lingzi, the King of Shan nodded thoughtfully and said: "I will prepare the things, but you have to prepare a spiritual pond. The best spiritual pond is the Yaochi of the Queen Mother of the West, and below that is the thick soil. The empress’s earth spirit pond or the lotus pond on the Yunmiao Heavenly Palace will also work.”
"Where am I going to fix this thing?" Mouse spread his hands and said, "I can't help it."
"Just give it a try."
But after all, when the Mountain King comes, he can only be regarded as a cobbler. Of course, he can't find the original version. After all, any of the gadgets he picks up are all natural treasures, so he is also looking for replacement products. , it’s just that the quality of his products is much better than the ones sold at the rat’s market. At least they bought them in a Chinese medicine store, and some of them are even a bit expensive.
Mouse, they finally got the spirit pool. They went directly to Jin Mei to borrow it. It was a top-notch Yao pool. Jin Mei readily agreed to them for the sake of Brother Zhang.
But not even two days later, Jin Mei angrily found Mouse and reprimanded him, because the things prepared by Shan Dawang had not been soaked in Yaochi for two days, and they stunk that night. Not only These medicinal materials were stinky, and even half of the Yao Pond was filled with the strange smell of medicinal soup. The fairies who guarded the Yao Pond cried, for fear that they would be punished.
Seeing that replacement was not feasible, they began to think about using other things again, but this time they wanted to take it seriously. First, Mouse bought more than a hundred kilograms of small tomatoes from the vegetable market and spread them on the ground. On the first floor, he also deliberately put on a humanoid appearance, and then the Mountain King gave additional supplements. He even brought a very precious turtle shell over. This turtle shell was paired with small tomatoes, and it looked like a murderous Ninja Turtle. The scene of the crime is the same, even every year I can’t stand it anymore.
Finally, the complaints every year finally alerted Brother Zhang. After he came over and asked about the situation carefully, he found out that they had been messing around here for more than a week.
"I'll find someone to help you, so don't worry about it."
Brother Zhang really had no choice but to manpower these people to mess around without Yutu, so he had no choice but to sell it himself to solve the problem. He first sent a message in the group, and then started paying to pick up the goods. .
The things those people sent were naturally not things that Mouse and the others could understand, let alone the fruits and vegetables that could be obtained by ordering at the vegetable market, but the materials that were actually prepared for him according to what was written on the list, and some of them were even I got it myself.
But when they saw these super treasures, they all started to worry again, because they also said to use magic to activate them, so what kind of magic this magic is and how to activate it became the focus of the problem. heavy.
Brother Zhang was helpless this time. He could indeed ask someone to help, but he knew nothing about magic. Seeing the thunder dragon close to the bottle of mineral water, he was almost depressed. At this time, good news finally came. .
That is the arrival of Taiyi Immortal himself.
After he saw Brother Zhang's request for help in the group, he came here quickly. After all, he finally had a chance to flatter the guardian. He was very energetic for this trip. .
But when people came over and saw the prescription, Immortal Taiyi himself was dumbfounded.
"This is not about reshaping the body. This is clearly a heavenly creation. If this is created, then he will be born with the body of a golden immortal, but do you know that the more this happens, the more dangerous it will be." Immortal Taiyi is now He has the posture of a kind little old man, and there is nothing fairy-like about him, but because he has gained a lot of weight over the years, standing there with a sloppy belly is somewhat greasy: "Once you make a half-step mistake, there will be no second step." This is an opportunity for reinvention, are you sure you still use these materials?"
"Gamble, gamble, gamble!" the little man in the bottle, Brontosaurus, shouted crazily in the plastic bottle: "I'll just gamble on this immortal body! If it doesn't work out, I'll find a wild dog to borrow the corpse and bring it back to life. I have to call Mouse big brother for the rest of my life."
