Late at night, Brother Zhang put on his glasses and typed a line of text into the search engine - How to become a domineering president.
Then he watched it like this all night, but after watching it, he didn't seem to feel any substantial improvement. Brother Zhang just put his hands on the table and stared at the content on the computer in a daze. However, after being dazed for a while, he Suddenly he got up and searched again - the characteristics of a domineering president.
There is a lot of content here, and there is also a statistic in it, which is the characteristics that a domineering president needs to possess. First of all, the first thing is to have money, and then there must be something wrong with it, and you must have a housekeeper.
Brother Zhang sat there thinking for a long time, then closed the computer directly.
This is not what he wants to do, it is mainly the task given by Zhang Yao's CEO class, to set up people. The plot of the ruthless and overbearing president will always make people like it. The cold and domineering snack bar owner also has to bring people together. He is three-quarters cool and seven-cent cold, and he won't speak if he can.
But the problem is that Brother Zhang answered her that he could not speak at all, but Zhang Yao thought it was not enough. He needed to improve his character as a domineering president. He is at best a soft-hearted god now, and he is completely mature. Not up to the request of the overbearing president.
But Brother Zhang actually had a headache after seeing those requirements. He really couldn't complete them, mainly because it was too strange, very strange, stranger than anything he had ever been exposed to.
Although Brother Zhang is opposed to these things from the bottom of his heart, Zhang Yao's CEO class courses are actually useful. For example, many things sound a bit vulgar, but the root of the problem is here. Brother Zhang has not experienced it. Despite all the tacky things, his life is extremely elegant in the eyes of most people.
But what’s the problem with elegance? It’s the alienation between Brother Zhang himself and society itself. The longer the alienation lasts, the more elegant his life will appear to others, but this elegance is not what he pursues. Those elegant people must have seen through the world of the vulgar before they can enter elegance.
What is the elegance that is achieved in one step? Isn't that just depression?
So Zhang Yao's plan for little Brother Zhang is to be vulgar, the more vulgar the better, to have desires, and even to make yourself follow the desires. Money, power, eroticism and even destruction, these things must be released by him.
Generally speaking, Xiao Ma provided little brother Zhang with psychological overcoming methods, while Zhang Yao provided him with practical operation guidelines. The combination of the two means knowing what is happening and why.
For this reason, Brother Zhang had his eyes corrected for myopia. Although this was just a simple change of body settings for him, he had to wear his glasses at all times, and there would be no more problems caused by forgetting to wear glasses. Forget about all the situations set by ordinary people.
"Brother Zhang, the decoration is ready, come out and take a look."
"coming."
The sound outside pulled Brother Zhang out of the nightmare of "learning to be a domineering president". He walked out of the door and saw that the decoration next to him had been completely completed. He walked over and took a look, and saw that the good guy's sculptures and decorations looked like an emperor. It is magnificent, with nine golden dragons carved on the old walls. It is completely made of relief craftsmanship, and the level of detail definitely meets the requirements of the palace.
There are hand-painted patterns around the mortise and tenon structure on the top. From flowers, birds, fish and insects to figures and landscapes, they are all lifelike, giving off a pretty and dignified feeling. The ground is paved with two-inch thick fine stone tiles, which looks like It fits perfectly but does not affect the water seepage function at all.
The two rooms inside have been opened up, and there are four square tables made of golden nan in the middle, with square stools of the same configuration. They look like ordinary tables, but as long as the light shines a little, they will be full of brilliance.
The counter in front is also made in a retro style, but for heat insulation, all materials are made of marble and obsidian, which looks high-end and grand. The stove is nothing new, mainly because there is an alchemy furnace hanging next to it. It's half on the ground and half underground. You can't feel anything unless you open the lid. But as long as you open the upper lid, billowing heat waves will spurt out. Brother Zhang went in and tried it, and there was actually a particle inside. Fire core, this thing should not exist in this world. It is said to be the inner elixir of the fire god Zhu Rong, but Brother Zhang saw Zhu Rong posting on WeChat Moments two days ago, so basically it cannot be the inner elixir of Zhu Rong. , but it is also a very precious thing. In theory, Jin Mei should have taken it out.
Then there was a refrigerator. When Brother Zhang opened it, there was a black hole inside. The darkness was bottomless. He stretched his head and took a look inside, only to find that there was an extremely huge extremely cold space inside, which was directly connected to the Nine In the ice realm under Youxia, the temperature is about twenty degrees below zero. It is no surprise that the things placed inside can be stored for a long time and the storage capacity is very large.
After doing this, it seems that it has indeed gone up a level, but the next step is Brother Zhang's operation, because after setting this place up, it is a special food store, or it is a place under the banner of selling rice. But my job is full-scale service, so Brother Zhang now has to think about the menu of special dishes.
This gave him a very subtle feeling, as if he had opened a store specializing in selling special magic supplies in another world, with all kinds of strange potions in it, ah... right for "Atelier Lysa".
But the problem is that Brother Zhang is at a loss now. Although he plays the game, the things in it are really weird, and many things do not meet the requirements at all, so he decided to work together again.
After three days, Brother Zhang's non-staple food workshop is open for business again. Today, Brother Zhang pays for all the purchases. That night, the whole Chang'an Alley came. Everyone got together like they were celebrating the New Year. Who cares? Human beings are not human beings, but they are brothers when they hold a glass of wine. Moreover, today is a celebration, and the usual rule of serving a little drunk is completely relaxed. Everyone drinks with open stomachs. Mr. Guangpi ate seven roast chickens by himself. After eating, he lay on the ground with his stomach bulging like a chicken. Panting like a dying fish.
And because there were so many people, everyone simply moved to eat and drink under the big sycamore tree not far ahead, and no one cared about their appearance. They sat or squatted and had a good time.
Today was a rare day for Brother Zhang to go out to greet customers. He even moved his own stove out and showed off his skewering skills to everyone in the open air.
Of course, he was actually very happy today. He had this meal to thank the neighbors for their help. The decoration project was not a small one. It would be unreasonable if everyone didn't express their gratitude for helping. The people who gave the money would definitely not take it. So, It's better to have a real meal. Another thing is that the neighbors haven’t gotten together for a long time. Nowadays, life is under great pressure. Whether you are a human or a demon, if you want to live a stable life in this world, you have to be like an old scalper, so today we take this opportunity to get together. I am happy and happy, but I still remember the original intention of Chang'an Lane.
"Do it, do it!" Zhang Yao was already drinking in the crowd until her face turned red. She was also under a lot of pressure during this period, so she naturally went a little crazy when she drank. She put her arm around Bai Niangzi's shoulders: "I will be rich in the future. , everyone here will receive a suite!"
Jin Mei is also helping. Her cafe is not open today. Instead, she takes out all the pastries and eats them for free like Brother Zhang. However, those pastries are obviously not as popular as the kebabs. In order not to lose in this battle, Fighting, Jin Mei decisively brought over ten peaches, as well as Yaochi jade liquid.
It's just a pity that these things cannot be eaten by ordinary people, but if ordinary people take a bite, they will immediately flutter.
After three rounds of drinking, when everyone was in the highest mood, Brother Zhang suddenly clapped his hands and said: "This time, thank you for your help. But I still have something to trouble you with, that is, the new shop is not going to add more points." Is it a functional menu? I can’t think of what to add at the moment. Please give me some ideas.”
As soon as they heard that they could give little brother Zhang some advice, the Chang'an Alley suddenly became excited. They all shouted out the things they thought would work, and little brother Zhang also wrote them down one by one. But sometimes the things they shouted were really... It’s too exaggerated. There’s the roasted chicken drumstick that transforms into immortality after just one bite, the octopus balls that make you invincible after just one drink, and even more outrageous, the fragrant dew that makes you drift into heaven after just one sip.
Is that something that can be developed?
But there are many people, and although many of them are unreliable, there are indeed some more pertinent answers. For example, Lao Niu’s proposal is very good. He proposed that humans have medical insurance, but demons do not. Although demons can indeed heal themselves in most cases, it takes a long time. A demon like him who has to open a shop to sell fruit every day will definitely not have time to retreat, so he wants Brother Zhang to develop some methods that can be used by demons. Something that heals injuries and illnesses.
This is very pertinent, because demons have special bodies. Many drugs that are useful to humans have no effect on demons at all, and may even cause more injuries. Moreover, no matter what kind of demon they are, they can still get sick. For thousands of years When monsters get sick, they have to fight hard. Everyone talks about whether a monster's magic power is strong, but no one cares whether they suffer when they are sick.
There are many questions that arise from this topic. For example, the White Snake said that she sheds her skin every once in a while. Even for a demon like her who has been around for almost two thousand years, every time she sheds her skin, she is walking before the gate of hell. Circle, I hope Brother Zhang can develop something that can quickly repair new skin. Her friend Zombie Brother also raised corresponding questions. The most troublesome thing about ghost spirits like them is that they emit corpse odor and have corpse spots on their bodies, which seriously affects their normal travel and communication, so I would like to ask Brother Zhang to develop something that can cure or alleviate it, even for a short period of time.
Soon, the direction of the discussion began to shift from fantasy to solving various practical problems, and the general content of demons and humans was different, because humans rarely have demon problems, because humans have medical insurance, and there are hospitals even without medical insurance. They don't worry much about getting sick, but compared to longer-lived species, although humans practice faster, their life span is too short. Although Brother Zhang has made it clear that there will be no things that increase life span, then they think Can you come up with something that can quickly increase the efficiency of practice?
In short, it is the kind of model that can make you stronger with krypton gold. Brother Zhang said that it can be considered, but Brother Zhang knows nothing about cultivation, so... he needs a few consultants to help him solve the problem.
There are a lot of people who have signed up...many cultivators who have been wasting their time hiding in Chang'an Lane have come forward and said they are willing to try the meal. Most of these people are old monks who have been stuck in a bottleneck for many years. Without outside help, I am afraid that it will really happen. There is no hope of breakthrough in this life.
And after these people jumped out, other voices soon started to rise, that is, if someone is very rich, wouldn't it be possible to become an immortal in one day? As a true immortal, Jin Mei laughed out loud: "It's not that simple. People have their upper limit. At most, external objects can only help break through a bottleneck and break through a limit. How can it be possible to directly reborn?"
Brother Zhang thought this was possible, and then he quickly produced the first menu. First of all, it was used for healing wounds and diseases. This was mainly aimed at demons, but it could also be used on humans, such as tendons and veins. It’s okay to just put an end to this kind of problem.
The second category is the repair category, such as changing the characteristics of some monsters in a short period of time to allow them to move freely to a certain extent. There is also the need to help them get through the weak period quickly, which is considered a repair type.
The third category is the auxiliary category, which can help humans or monsters improve their individual attributes to a certain extent.
These three types of content will be the first to appear, and subsequent menu development will be developed slowly based on actual problems encountered in the future. After the confirmation, Chang'an Lane burst into cheers again. Xiao Zhang lowered his head with a smile and took the skewers that Xu Wei had just strung and started cooking.
After the night was over, Zhang Yao was already drunk, and then she slept in her usual place, on the sofa in the corner of Brother Zhang's hall. She slept there more than once, and he even slept soundly than anyone else in that place.
Brother Zhang didn't sleep at night. He just wore glasses and sat in front of the computer to figure out recipes and combinations. In theory, the materials for these three types of products can be found in this world today, but if they are really not available, then he has to go elsewhere. world to find materials.
It's definitely useless to ask the God King this kind of question, because he is the super evolution of the beeping machine, has a square head, and is a classic mechanical life. They only have the concepts of standardization, modularization and scale, and have no concept of cultivation or skin peeling at all, so they don't care about drug theory.
As for Brother Zhang, although he is very naughty, he doesn't know everything after all. If he doesn't know everything, he doesn't have omnipotence, so he still has to ask others, and he may even have to make a long list.
So he clicked on his own group from another world...
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