"Miss, you can't really see it this way. Why don't you let the poor monk feel the bones for you? The poor monk is very good at feeling the bones."
Monk Guangkun settled in Chang'an Lane, and the room next to Xiao Ma's room was arranged for him. It was originally a small warehouse, but it had been idle, and now it was sorted out for him to live in first.
But within a few days, everyone discovered that this monk with an astonishing appearance was really a complete idiot. He didn’t know anything and couldn’t even understand the game. Except for the clothes he had gotten out of in the nightclub. Nothing but bad habits.
Moreover, he is not only useless, but also extremely lazy. He sleeps until after twelve o'clock every day, and then goes to several restaurants in Chang'an Lane to "beg for alms." Fortunately, although he has many bad things, he has weathered the storm. He is not picky about what he eats. He will also eat leftovers and a bowl of white rice. Even if it is some leftovers boiled in plain water, he will eat them with gusto. He is simply easier to feed than a pig.
It was very troublesome for Mouse to see him. After all, he was still twelve spirits, so it was not an option to continue like this. So Mouse had long talks with him several times, but with little success. This monk gives the impression that he is just like the legendary Jigong, crazy and lazy, always saying crazy things and doing stupid things. What's more important is that he doesn't have any sense of being a monk. He has no merit but always likes to be brave and provocative.
Most people are provocative and will give in after a few beatings, but this guy... is really like a piece of brown sugar. He can't be beaten to death, and he can't be scolded, even if the most ferocious beast in Chang'an Lane sees him. They could only pinch their noses and turn their heads to the side, not willing to provoke such a stinky piece of shit.
On this day, he took out the fortune-telling stall where Mouzi used to tell fortunes, and sat at the entrance of Chang'an Lane to tell people's fortunes. But he didn't know anything about fortune-telling, he was just talking nonsense. When he sees a man, he just cheats some money, and when he sees a woman, he takes advantage. But just because he is good at talking, business is really good at the end of the day. But if you look carefully, you will find that most of the people who come to him are Some young girls, crazy bees and butterflies, had pictures of his face.
In the evening, his hanging hair disappeared, and he walked slowly back to Chang'an Lane in his tattered clothes until late at night. When he saw someone squatting and chatting under the big sycamore tree, he would squat there and chat too. Yes, when someone gets angry, he will jump out and challenge someone. Usually he will be beaten and then go back to sleep happily. Then he will sleep until the afternoon, cheat some food and drink, and then go to the fortune-telling stall where rats are set up. It's like not pursuing it at all.
"You can't do this." Mouse found Guangkun again and said earnestly, "You should at least have some pursuits."
"I don't have to spend money to eat or sleep. I win 20 yuan from the slot machine every day. This is 600 yuan a month. 600 yuan is enough to do a lot of things." Monk Guangkun is also a bachelor. He relies on Sitting on a marble lounge chair under the big sycamore tree, I leisurely enjoyed the evening breeze, holding a piece of bread that I had begged from Jin Mei: "Occasionally, the kind-hearted female Bodhisattva will give me some to eat." Okay. As a human being, being small and content is a blessing."
The mouse sighed, then stood up and left. Monk Guangkun raised his head and glanced at him. He continued to squint his eyes and enjoy the comfort. Until nightfall, he randomly caught a passerby and asked, "What time is it?"
A passerby took out his cell phone and looked at it: "It's half past seven."
"Let's go."
Monk Guangkun stood up lazily, then swayed away holding the diamond staff.
Mouse, who was standing in the floor-to-ceiling window of Brother Zhang's milk tea shop and looking at him, couldn't help but sigh. He turned back to Brother Zhang and said, "Brother Zhang, what do you think we should do with this man?"
Brother Zhang pursed his lips and said, "Let him go, as long as he likes it."
"But this is too sloppy." The mouse said helplessly with his hands on his hips.
At this time, Xu Wei, who was cleaning next to her, suddenly raised her head and asked, "What does he do every night? I see him running out every night."
Mouse shook his head: "I don't know, who knows what he does."
"Quite curious." Xu Wei laughed happily: "But this person is also quite interesting and fun."
Brother Zhang just finished his work at this time. He lay on the counter and leaned forward slightly: "I think it's not that simple. His temperament is very strange."
"Isn't that weird? He gets up at noon every day and doesn't work. He just wanders around all day long." The mouse said angrily: "He doesn't want to work with me, and he won't go to find a job for him, or just say It doesn’t make sense to say that you are lazy or that you don’t know how to do it.”
"How about..." Xu Wei came to the counter holding a rag and said mysteriously: "Let's find someone to follow him all night to see what he does?"
After a few people put it all together, they felt that this thing was more reliable, so they decided to find someone to follow him for a night to see what he was wandering around outside. But of course the person to follow him must have strong tracking ability. What about strong tracking capabilities? Of course it's a dog. So the list of candidates was immediately narrowed down to Sister Gou and Master Pi, but Sister Gou definitely doesn't like to do this kind of thing.
Then there is only one answer.
In the evening of the next day, Master Pi came to Brother Zhang's small restaurant on time to order roast chicken. This has become an unshakable habit. Even though she now has a relatively stable job with Zhang Yao, she has never had it. Mr. Pi, who doesn't work overtime, will always show up at Brother Zhang's shop at six o'clock on time, waiting to eat freshly baked roast chicken.
"Roast chicken, roast chicken." Mr. Pi slapped two hundred-dollar bills on the table: "Two."
Brother Zhang quickly served her two roast chickens. Master Pi ate so much that his hands and mouth were full of oil. As he was eating, she was suddenly surrounded by rats and Xu Wei. Master Pi saw that he was in a bad mood. Okay, I protected the plate with both hands: "No!"
"I won't eat your chicken." The mouse moved his stool: "I want you to do me a favor."
Mr. Pi put the chicken head in his mouth and chewed it loudly, then said angrily: "What are you doing?"
"Help me follow that smelly monk later, see where he goes every night, and report back to us in a week. How about it?"
When Mr. Pi heard that he was doing this kind of thing, he thought for a moment and said, "Two roasted chickens a day."
"make a deal!"
Although Pi Ye is not very smart, she can really complete the things she is told according to quality and quantity. She starts following the plan after dinner. As a demon, she has a natural advantage in doing this kind of thing. Besides, she's a dog and doesn't even have to keep the target in sight.
She first transformed into a prototype, and then into a palm-sized jade fox. Even if someone saw this little thing walking through the night, they would just think it was a mouse. This adds an edge to her tracking plan.
She first followed Monk Guangkun to see him begging for some pastries that had not been sold out that day from the Golden Rose Bodhisattva, enough for two lunch boxes. Monk Guangkun sat outside with an unbranded mineral water bottle and asked a house on the roadside for some cold water. He ate two boxes of pastries with the cold water, and then he lay down on a stone bench under the sycamore tree to sleep. got up.
As soon as seven-thirty arrived, he sat up immediately and asked a person passing by him: "What time is it now?"
"seven thirty."
After hearing this time, Monk Guangkun stood up and walked out of Chang'an Lane slowly, holding on to his diamond staff. Master Pi immediately followed him.
After the monk Guangkun walked out of Chang'an Alley, he seemed to wander aimlessly for a while, and then walked towards the shanty town outside the city with the sound of metal rings clanking. On the way, he took the money he had collected from alms and fortune telling. I used the money I got from the scam to buy a lot of cheap noodles and ham, and then I carried a lot of stuff to an abandoned station outside the shantytown outside the city.
Following the sound of his Zen staff, many unkempt and resentful little ghosts appeared in those abandoned small houses. Monk Guangkun walked into the center of these little ghosts, spread out the layer of rags on the ground, and sat on them He began to preach and preach. As the scriptures were reincarnated, rays of light fell from the sky and shone on those lonely ghosts who could not enter reincarnation because they had no names.
As long as it is illuminated, it will soon enter directly into the light of reincarnation and disappear one by one.
This process lasted for more than two hours. It was already half past ten. There were no ghosts in this place, and Guang Kun's face also showed a little tiredness. He struggled to get up from the ground with a stick. , and then went to the next location.
After that, he came to the vicinity of a smelly landfill. He tore open the ham sausage on his body, broke it into small pieces and placed it on the ground. He also placed some vegetables and leaves next to it, and mouthed He was still mumbling words, and then he saw many dead souls of cats, dogs, pigs and sheep emerging from the garbage pile and running towards him. He squatted on the ground and touched the dead souls with his fingers. Every time he touched one, he would It turned into a stream of light and disappeared.
It wasn't hard work, but it lasted more than half an hour. Seeing that it was getting late, Monk Guangkun came to a famous local urban legend square. This place Mouse once said that it was because of the conflict between the construction location and the entire ground trend that it became a place for evil. , even if you do nothing, a lot of evil spirits will gather.
Sure enough, when Monk Guangkun walked in, the atmosphere around him became solemn, but he didn't care at all. He just crushed the noodles in his hands and sprinkled them on the ground, and shouted loudly: "There is revenge, there is revenge, there is hatred, there is hatred... …Eat well enough to go on the road, that sort of thing.”
The things here are different from those wandering spirits and small animals. This place is fierce and will attack people. But Monk Guangkun did not fight back no matter what kind of attack he was subjected to. He used his body to resist the resentment of these evil spirits. It could be seen to the naked eye that his lips and fingers were blue and blue from the cold, but he remained motionless.
Many of these attacks were more than lethal. When those resentments entered his body, he staggered unbearably, and then knelt on one knee for a long time, until a faint golden light emerged from his body, but he suddenly The golden light was extinguished and I continued to hold on and walked the entire distance.
"This man must be sick." Mr. Pi muttered.
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