It's certainly a good thing that the rooster has returned to its throne, but this chicken is really not a serious chicken.
Those who are not the first generation have all gone through reincarnation. They actually have real identities and maintain real memories. Although this chicken brother is a monk now, he has been a monk for less than three years and is very young. Monk.
Before, this chicken brother was a famous dandy from all over the country.
He claimed to be born into a wealthy family, and his parents were particularly favored by him for having children in old age. He has been a crazy and evil-minded person since he was a child, and he did a lot of bad things. But when he was twenty-four, his fate took a turn for the worse. His parents They died of illness one after another, leaving him a lot of property, but it was not long before he squandered it all. In the next two years, he experienced all the hardships in the world. Even his former friends and friends looked like him when they saw him. He is a different person. The girl who used to have a eldest brother and a younger brother, now sees him as if she is seeing a wild dog on the roadside.
Later, after all the last bit of real estate in his family was defrauded, he had no source of income. He lived in cement pipes at the construction site, slept in the underpass of the overpass, and did odd jobs for others. Because he was not diligent, he could not separate the grain from the grain, and he had no share. The work lasts a long time.
On the last rainy night, he was so miserable that he escaped into Buddhism and went to a temple in the local mountains to have his ordination. The green lanterns and ancient Buddhas every day washed away the desires in his heart, and he was like a broom star. That day It was another night of heavy rain. The old monk in the temple passed away. When he returned from a funeral, he found that the temple had been buried by a landslide.
So he could only put on his master's clothes and start the life of an ascetic, begging for alms and visiting mountains and rivers, which was quite enjoyable. But just last month, he took a nap, and when he woke up, he suddenly remembered that he was Who, so I walked all the way from Jiangxi to here.
"Although my awakening was a little sloppy, I thought I would eventually find a place to stay, so it will come as it comes." The monk hugged his knees and sat on the chair: "No matter what, at least this is my home. "
He is really miserable. Although this misfortune is all caused by himself, from his understatement, you can actually experience a kind of helplessness that everything is fate.
"Then you never thought of leaving some money before?" Master Pi stretched his head and stared at him, looking like a pervert: "Then have you ever sold picture packs?"
"It's generous, and it has all the five poisons." The monk pointed at Mr. Pi and asked Xiao Zhang, "What's the origin of this little fox? No one wants it, so I took the alms bowl away and went back to burn it to accumulate merit."
Brother Zhang glanced at Master Pi and didn't answer. He just sat there and glanced behind the monk: "Continue."
The monk rubbed his nose and sat on a high stool recalling the past: "At that time, I took people to nightclubs and spent more than three million yuan in one night. Later, I just wanted them to give me some money for food, and they picked up the broom and gave me I'm leaving. This world is not worth it."
Although what he was talking about was probably the pain in life, it was actually quite interesting. It could be seen that he actually didn’t care much about his past situation. There was no joy, anger, sorrow or joy in his eyes when he spoke. As if he was telling someone else's story, his demeanor was somewhat free and easy.
"Then what are your specialties?" Mr. Pi was also very indebted. Just now, people were about to take her away and burn her, but she still pressed forward: "The twelve spirits each have their own strengths. You can't have none at all." Bar?"
"My eyelashes are very long."
Mr. Pi stepped forward and said, "I don't believe it. Let me take a look."
That monk was actually a good-tempered man, and he actually let Mr. Pi get close to his face to look at his eyelashes. Not to mention that his eyelashes were really long. When Mr. Pi found out, he yelled and screamed. It’s like I’ve never seen anyone’s eyelashes before.
"The rooster sings the dawn, the spiritual jade golden light. The rooster's position in the Twelve Spirits is the support position, and the magic of spiritual jade is the strongest shield in the world. Even Huniu and Thunder Dragon have difficulty breaking the shield, and the golden light With this technique, you can understand it as adding a shield to the group, stacking a layer of spiritual shield for everyone in the Twelve Spirits."
While they were looking at their eyelashes, Sister Gou came over from behind. After all, as one of the twelve spirits left behind, she had to show up when she saw someone new. Sister Gou looked very energetic in jeans. , but Brother Ji didn't dare to tease her like he teased Mr. Pi, so he quickly stood up, lowered his head, and stood there silently.
"So that's it...are there only two main attackers of the Twelve Spirits?" Master Pi asked curiously: "Are they Thunder Dragon and Huniu?"
The big white dog smiled and said: "Yes, but the Twelve Spirit Formation is indispensable. They are both the face of the shield and the tip of the spear, but the shield has more than just sides, and the spear has more than just the tip."
"But I think Thunder Dragon is pretty average, and Huniu seems to be..."
Sister Gou smiled and said nothing, because so far there are only seven of the twelve spirits and roosters, so their complete attributes have not been activated, so it feels like that, but after they are fully activated, the buffs are stacked up layer by layer. If so, not to mention Huniu and Thunder Dragon, even the rat will become very terrifying. The rat's giant web can change the life of anything caught in it, but now he has no ability to use it at all. .
In other words, for every additional twelve spirits awakened, the abilities of the other twelve spirits will automatically increase by fifty percent, even if they are not in combat mode. And when all twelve spirits return to their positions, the power of all twelve spirits will be close to one hundred and thirty times that of the twelve spirits alone. The reason why Pi Ye feels that Thunder Dragon and Huniu are not very good is because they have just arrived now. If you don't believe it, multiply it with a calculator. The six twelve spirits only have a little more than eleven times the strengthening value.
This is why Brother Zhang said that they were all so excited after restarting the Snake Spirit. A complete body... Who doesn't want to be a complete body?
But now that Chicken Brother has appeared, it means that the Spirit Snake has revived a month ago. This time it is the Chicken Snake combination. But the problem is that recovery does not mean awakening. The time of awakening is very uncertain, so human intervention is necessary. .
"Does that mean that the complete twelve spirits can keep up with the three realms?"
"It's difficult." Brother Ji looked at Master Pi and said, "It's not from the same world, but it's not impossible to fight."
At this time, Sister Dog took out a book and said to Brother Chicken: "I will record your information and name."
Brother Ji pursed his lips and said, "Ji Meng, or his nickname is Mengchen."
"True name, real name in this world."
Brother Ji was silent for a long time, and his expression gradually became embarrassed: "Isn't it good to use the original name?"
"No." Sister Gou frowned: "Just say what you want, there is so much nonsense."
"Xie Guangkun..."
Brother Ji blushed, and even his shiny bald head was red. After he finished speaking, he immediately defended: "It's Kunpeng's Kun..."
But at this time, the excuses seemed so pale and weak. Everyone in the room laughed happily. The one who liked to make noises smiled at him and said, "I thought it was the Buddha's salvation, but who would have thought it was rural love."
Hearing the ridicule, Chicken Brother's face became even redder. He finally put his hands together and said, "Amitabha...I have long been free from all the love, hatred and hatred in this world. The poor monk's name is Mengchen, and all the mountains and rivers are mine." Dust, you and I are dust within dust, I advise all donors to think twice before laughing, otherwise don’t blame me for being rude to the golden bowl in my hand.”
There were really not many people in the room who were afraid of him. He had never heard the sound of joking. However, Master Pi looked like someone who had come before him and patted him on the shoulder: "Oh, you just get used to it. I always do it here." I was used to being ridiculed by people, saying things like Master Pi, I heard that you were reported for pornographic videos some time ago, and saying, "Is it hard to sell picture packs recently?"
After hearing this, Brother Ji looked back at the group of people behind him, and then pointed at someone casually: "You, go out and challenge!"
The one he pointed at was actually a bachelor. He stood up and went out. Brother Ji put down his bag and said, "Watch me slay demons today!"
Ten minutes later, Brother Chicken was arrested by the police uncle for fighting.
"Huh? Is he still so mentally ill?"
It was already half past one in the morning when Mouzi received a call from Brother Zhang. He was very happy to hear that Brother Chicken had returned to his post, but the next thing he heard was that Brother Chicken was arrested by the police for having a fight with someone.
What can be done? As the boss of Twelve Spirits, the only thing Mouse can do is to call Brother Ji to fish him out and ask him to write a guarantee letter and pay a fine.
"Let him squat in there all night, and I'll go back early tomorrow morning." The mouse sighed: "It just so happens that things here are almost done."
Brother Zhang thought for a while and felt that this was quite reliable. Since the rat asked him to stay there for one night, he would just stay there for one night. Then he hung up the phone and went to bed.
Poor Chicken Brother is now sitting in the detention room, crossing his legs and looking at the person facing him in a duel. Because the rule of the duel in Chang'an Lane is that no spells are used, so both of them have bruises on their noses and faces, and Chicken Brother's handsome face is also beaten. The dog that was stung by a bee was not much better than the one on the opposite side, but it recovered much faster because it was a spider spirit.
"evildoer!"
"Monk!"
"evildoer!"
"Monk!"
The two of them cursed and spat at each other. In the end, the police officer had to come over and ask them to be more honest. This was regarded as extinguishing the battle for intangible cultural heritage.
In Chang'an Alley, although Brother Zhang's shop is closed, some wild monsters, people who go to bed late, and Mr. Pi are sitting under the parasol tree chatting. They all say that Brother Zhang's place is finally very clean. Here comes another freak.
"If you ask me, if there are twelve spirits or not, you might as well let me forget it."
"You toad, are you worthy of it?" Mr. Pi squatted there and tore a piece of ham: "Look at what the twelve spirits look like, and you don't pee like that. You can't do it when you pee. Don't pee on my hands, I'm afraid I'll get a rash."
Mr. Pi was also sarcastic when he spoke. No wonder people always teased her. But at this moment, White Lady leaned over and said with a smile: "I, I, I, I see they don't have any snakes, how about I go and be a snake?" ?”
As soon as these words came out, all the monsters and people around them immediately dispersed. Only Mr. Pi curled his lips and said, "If you don't open the pot, pick it up. It's time to go to sleep."
Madam Bai was a newcomer. She chased after him with a confused look on her face and asked Pi Ye in a low voice: "What's wrong? Why did everyone disperse when the snake was mentioned. I just couldn't sleep and wanted to chat."
Master Pi scratched his head: "How should I put it? It's quite taboo anyway. I advise you to hold it in."
After saying that, Master Pi transformed into his prototype and jumped back into the house, while Lady White stood there blinking her eyes, thinking for a moment, and then walked back.
The next morning, Mo Zi returned here from Hong Kong. When he came to the detention room and saw the two people inside, he couldn't help but sigh. The spider sat there and looked at a fly on the ceiling, and the monk Then he lay down on the bench and slept snoring.
Mouse asked someone to open the door, and with a loud bang, the monk woke up. He raised his head and looked at Mouse's face, somewhat confused. After taking a closer look, he realized that this was the boss of the Twelve Spirits. Directly trying to give the rat a big hug.
"Be serious!" Mouse said sternly: "Go out and write a pledge. You two!"
The spider spirit is really good at handwriting, but the word monk...is really at the level of the third grade of elementary school. He has a good face, but he is really a top-notch idiot. Seeing his chicken claws crawling handwriting makes mice crazy. This guy laughed angrily.
"go back!"
After writing the guarantee and completing the formalities, Mouse said angrily to the two of them: "Total of you... Ba Zhao, how old are you?"
"Three hundred and seventy-three..."
"What about you?" The mouse turned to look at the monk.
"Twenty-seven……"
"The two of them combined are four hundred years old." Mouse opened the car door and said in a dumbfounded voice, "Isn't it? Is it embarrassing? Isn't it embarrassing? Huh? Speak!"
Mouse actually still has prestige in Chang'an Alley. He actually plays the role of a receptionist in the human world for these special creatures and aliens. This is also a job that started from his ancestors. The life, old age, illness and death of Xiao Zhang in Chang'an Alley Of course I won't care. Most of them are organized by rats, so he has high prestige and has the authority to speak.
So as soon as he spoke, the unruly spider spirit did not dare to speak forcefully, but the chicken brother straightened his neck and said with dissatisfaction: "They laughed at me yesterday!"
"Why are you laughing at me?"
"Yesterday I registered my name with Sister Gou. When I said my name was Xie Guangkun, they laughed."
At the mention of this, the Eight-paw next to him made a puff sound again, and Brother Chicken was unhappy when he heard it and pointed at him: "Here, look!"
Mouse pursed his lips, resisting the change in his expression, and glanced at him in the rearview mirror: "Country love?"
After saying this, the spider spirit couldn't hold back anymore. He covered his mouth and smiled out the car window. He burst out laughing when he couldn't help it...
"Oh, there's nothing funny." Mouse finally couldn't hold it in any longer. He smiled and said, "Okay, what a big deal. Can you guys be more mature? No... Guang Kun... I'm sorry."
"You laugh too!"
