"I fought with him for three hundred rounds at that time. At that time, the sky and the earth were dim, the sun and the moon had no light, and the wind and clouds were changing. You don't dare to imagine the scene at that time, with a radius of three hundred miles turned into desolation, and the river flowed backwards. The flowing fire was like a pillar, shining all over the sky. Later, I lost my mind and was attacked by a sneak attack. Only then was I defeated."
Hei Guanyin was describing the scene of her duel with the Holy Lord. Sai Dongfeng squinted at the side and listened to her bragging. On the other hand, Qing Lingzi was sitting there practicing quietly, not disturbed by the noise next to him.
"Oh, Qing Lingzi. Don't tell me, this little thing you picked up is quite interesting."
Sai Dongfeng smiled and spoke to Qing Lingzi, and Hei Guanyin next to him was afraid that they would not believe it, so he deliberately brought in an action scene. It seemed somewhat believable, but until Qing Lingzi asked with a smile: "Then What are the weapons used by the Holy Lord?”
Black Guanyin was speechless for a moment, hesitating for a long time and then his eyes lit up: "It's a Huntian Halberd!"
"halberd?"
"Yes, he dances vigorously and with frightening momentum."
Qing Lingzi finally opened his eyes at this time, stretched out his hand and touched the iron shelf next to the bed. The iron shelf immediately lost a piece, and then he saw an omelette shovel appearing in his hand. He looked up. Hei Guanyin glanced at him and said, "Is that the shape of the Huntian Halberd?"
When Hei Guanyin saw it, his face fell instantly: "It's boring, I'm going to rest."
Qing Lingzi was still stern, but after Hei Guanyin left, Sai Dongfeng said happily: "I thought she would be cold and cold, but I didn't expect that she would have such an attitude."
"Then go and chop her."
Sai Dongfeng hurriedly waved his hands and shook his head: "That's all, I still want to live an ignoble life for a few years."
In fact, Qing Lingzi can now see that Black Guanyin definitely has two faces, and the form that truly belongs to her requires pain as a boat and blood as a guide to reveal her true appearance. As for what she looks like now, it doesn't matter at all. To the point where her true colors are exposed, whoever harmed her will pay back a thousand times the price.
As for the Holy Lord beating her, it was purely because she deserved it. She actually didn't seem to take it to heart. Even when she was hit hard by the Holy Lord, her Black Guanyin didn't come out. This illustrates a problem. Even if Hei Guanyin, who seems to be omnipotent, is also sensible and knows not to offend anyone who shouldn't be provoked. As for bragging, let's just brag.
After hearing the sound of the door closing downstairs, Qing Lingzi asked: "How is things going on over there?"
"It's not going very well. That person is also surrounded by expert guards, and there are so many people that it's not easy to get close."
"Useless things." Qing Lingzi stretched out his hand towards Sai Dongfeng: "Give me the photo."
Sai Dongfeng smiled and handed the photo of the target person to Qing Lingzi. This was the younger brother of the young master. According to Sai Dongfeng's description, this guy was engaged in side business, and there were indeed many experts guarding him. If Qing Lingzi didn't take action, they probably wouldn't be able to complete the mission just by relying on the rotten fish and shrimps under their hands.
After Qing Lingzi looked at the photo carefully for a while, he stood up slowly: "In the end, I have to take action with my old bones, right?"
"Who says it's not the case? Today is different from the past. We can't take our stance too high. Let's figure it out slowly."
Qing Lingzi snorted coldly and put on his clothes: "It will be an auspicious day in three days. I will take action then."
Watching him leave the room, Sai Dongfeng shrugged indifferently. He also knew in his heart that Qing Lingzi had surrendered, but this kind of people were like this. Even though they surrendered physically, they still had to be tough with their mouths. The main reason for taking the last position is to maintain those ridiculous dignity.
However, not long after Qing Lingzi left, Hei Guanyin snuck in. After seeing Sai Dongfeng, she smiled: "It's better to leave it to me."
Seeing this strange guy coming back, Sai Dongfeng raised his eyelids, then smiled and said, "Can you do it?"
"Okay, of course. Don't forget, I can fight the Holy Lord for three hundred rounds." Black Guanyin was still emphasizing this matter, and then said: "It's just a lesson to an individual, why can't I do it. "
Sai Dongfeng leaned on the bedside, opened a book and flipped to the place he had not finished reading before. While reading, he murmured: "This matter is not trivial. Your hands are neither light nor heavy. I really let you stab me." What a big mistake, we will have to wipe your butt when the time comes."
"Don't worry, don't forget that I am the one who has the memory of the old man. How can I possibly leak something? Let me try."
Sai Dongfeng shook his head and said, "Don't ask me, go ask your old man."
In fact, now Sai Dongfeng found that Hei Guanyin was not that difficult to get along with. On the contrary, although she inherited most of Qing Lingzi's memories, her personality was not like Qing Lingzi's. Instead, she looked very much like Qing Lingzi's adopted daughter, even her voice. They are all eighty similar.
This is probably the reason why Qing Lingzi allowed her to act like this. If it were someone else to attack the Holy Lord, even if the Holy Lord didn't blame him, Qing Lingzi would have to kill that person alive, but now she only blames a few people. The sound passed. Although there was a reason why he couldn't do Hei Guanyin at all, the deeper reason was that the old guy was not an immortal after all.
"Then there's no point asking him." Hei Guanyin chuckled: "Just tell me, I'll come back after I've taken care of it."
"Are you addicted to killing?" Sai Dongfeng suddenly asked in a serious tone: "Remember, don't kill innocent people indiscriminately! Otherwise, when the Holy Lord comes to clean up the door in person, I'll see if you fight him for another 300 rounds. .”
When the Holy Lord was mentioned, Hei Guanyin's little face turned pale. The fear that surged from her bones could not be faked, so she nodded hurriedly and did not mention anything about the three hundred rounds or going there. I turned around and went back to rest after helping to carry out the mission. Then I had nightmares all night, including being cleaned out by the Holy Lord thirty-seven times, being hit on the head by the Holy Lord fifty-two times with a spatula, and being crushed on the spiritual mountain. Next one thousand seven hundred and eighty five times.
At this moment, it was just dawn. Zhang Yao, who had to live in a large warehouse after selling her house, was woken up by someone. When she opened her eyes, she saw the black-skinned lady kneeling next to her. She actually didn't see his face. But when you open your eyes, there are two balls. Even a fool knows who they are. After all, the signs are too obvious, just like when people see Times Square, they will never think that it is in Wenzhou.
Zhang Yao quickly backed away and pressed her body against the wall at the head of the bed: "How did you get in..."
Although this place is now a sub-base, how could someone like Zhang Yao, who is somewhat paranoid about persecution, not make this place impregnable? She was haunted by ghosts in her childhood, and when she grew up, she could only stop herself from going there by indulging in engineering. After thinking about those things, even though the devil that was pestering her was eaten by Rhubarb, the feeling of insecurity remained the same, so defense was her first rule.
But now all my defenses are as easy to break as low-quality wipes, so who can withstand it?
"I just... came over." The black-skinned Lailai pointed to the door not far away: "There."
Zhang Yao looked at the alarm and defense robot that had not been triggered. She muttered for a while, then sat up straight and wiped her face: "What are you doing here?"
"Let's go, it's already dawn." The black-skinned Dalai Lai said seriously: "You can't go back on what you said yesterday."
Zhang Yao reacted immediately. Today, she was going to take the uncles around to negotiate with another main god. When she thought of this, she felt her head go numb, because strictly speaking, this was her first time doing anything serious. The old man wants to sit down at a table and negotiate with a god-level being.
But since she wants to do this business, she has to bite the bullet. How can there be such easy money in the world? Now almost all her funds have been directly invested in the construction of the unknown island. The patent cannot be sold yet. Once sold, Then you can only sit back and have nothing, so for some money...
If it weren't for life, who would be willing to dig out shit.
After washing up, Zhang Yao changed her clothes. Then she looked left and right and felt something was wrong with the black-skinned lady. After a while, she realized that this guy actually wore his work uniform and came out to negotiate with people.
In such a formal negotiation, wearing a maid outfit always feels disrespectful...
But the problem was that Zhang Yao tried her clothes on, but none of them could be buttoned. In the end, Zhang Yao was frustrated and sat there, sighing. Although the black-skinned lady was stupid, she was still very gentle. After all the buttons of her sixth shirt fell off, she came to Zhang Yao and spoke softly. He said softly: "It doesn't matter, you have worked hard."
Zhang Yao rolled her eyes and looked at the two balls and then looked down at her own: "It's not hard, I just feel sad."
In the end, there was no choice but to let the legendary goddess wear a maid outfit to negotiate with the main god of another civilization.
"How do we get there?" Zhang Yao looked up and glanced at the big Lai Lai who was standing in front of her refrigerator, tearing ham sausages: "I'll go and determine the longitude and latitude later, and go directly to the Lingxu Illusion Realm?"
Dalai Lai had already eaten a whole bag of ham, seven cans of luncheon meat, and two cans of canned peaches. She felt almost full. After hearing Zhang Yao's words, she raised her head and shook it, and then suddenly He grabbed the collar of Zhang Yao's neck.
Zhang Yao only felt that her body was heavy, and when she opened her eyes again, she was already above the stratosphere. Under her body was a strange creature that was very big but not exaggeratedly big, and she was under her Within the protective cover, the terrifying sunlight above the head seemed to pass through a pair of sunglasses. When it fell, it was gentle but not dazzling. There was oxygen and no wind. It was very stable. Looking at it from this angle, the earth showed a perfect Zhang Yao stood up and cheered happily. After all, it was too shocking and made people feel somewhat unreal.
Seven minutes later, she and Dalai Lai were standing on a plain, with a deep canyon in front of them. Giraffes were leisurely foraging next to them. A group of hyenas were trembling in the distance, and the lions were running away from here like crazy.
"This is India?"
"Well, India." Dalilai nodded and said, "I'm flying this way."
Zhang Yao raised her hand and glanced at her watch, then turned her head and glanced at Dalai Lai: "I really believed your evil."
After that, they naturally had to take off again, but from eight o'clock in the morning until 12:40 noon, they appeared in New York, Paris, Honduras, Helsinki, Changchun, Hanoi, Rio, the South Pole, Moscow and Canberra.
"I really admire you." Zhang Yao has lost all her temper after being tortured by her: "India, we are going to India, to New Delhi!"
Dalai Lai smiled at this time, touched his head and said to Zhang Yao: "I don't know the way..."
After taking off again, this time they came to Mexico City. Perhaps because Dalai Lai was too excited, she actually hovered over Mexico City in this form, and happily told Zhang Yao that she knew this place. Lived here before.
Zhang Yao was really convinced by this old man. Seeing that the American F22 was about to rush over, this old man was still happily leading Zhang Yao to visit Mexico...
Several fighter jets roared past Dalai Lai's body, but Dalai Lai was still leisurely until Zhang Yao slapped her hard on the back: "She's going to be blown up by a missile!"
Upon hearing such a call, Dalai Lai suddenly accelerated and disappeared in front of the eyes of everyone around the world as if she was playing a game. She couldn't even catch the shadow of F22F35. She even went out of her way to look cool. Performed a multi-point flash skill.
Zhang Yao couldn't hold it back and vomited on her back.
Dalai Lai didn't know whether it was because she was being playful or because she thought those fighter jets were unlucky. She had clearly escaped the pursuit range, but when she turned her head, she actually turned back and rushed towards the opposite group of fighter jets.
Just when they were about to collide, Zhang Yao's eyes only felt blurry, and then she appeared in Brother Zhang's backyard, while Dalai Lai was immersed in Brother Zhang's palm.
"I told you." After Brother Zhang held down Lord Quetzalcoatl, he said to Zhang Yao: "She can easily lose control. Don't go crazy with her."
Zhang Yao was about to speak, but the severe dizziness made her vomit it out. Brother Zhang frowned and pulled his hand a few times, and the thing Zhang Yao vomited on the ground disappeared immediately.
"I didn't expect..." Zhang Yao wiped her mouth and sat there covering her head: "She is so crazy."
"She's just not smart, and she's not cute." Brother Zhang pulled Da Lailai over and said, "What did I tell you?"
Dalai Lai was already in a state of excitement at this moment, and scales began to appear on her face again. This was obviously a prelude to the main body talk, but Brother Zhang was not in a hurry. He just walked to the side and took a glass of water and shone it on her face. After splashing it, everything suddenly returned to calm.
Zhang Yao was huffing and puffing beside him, but Brother Zhang just smiled and pointed at the bamboo forest: "You can walk peacefully to the illusory realm of the spirit world."
