"Hello...I'm here to see an old friend."
The woman in front of her is tall, with an almost perfect figure, and natural flaxen hair. Her appearance is not easy to comment on, but from the perspective of popular aesthetics, she must be a classic beauty from both East and West. Her temperament is like an iris blooming in the dark night. , mysterious and fresh.
Brother Zhang spread his hands and asked her to look around: "Who is your old friend here?"
At this moment, Da Huang jumped onto the counter with his head swaying: "It's me."
"I'm here to say goodbye to you..." Luna sat down and looked at the rhubarb stained with bark and fallen leaves, with a sad expression: "I'm leaving tomorrow. They have already sent me three orders to let you go." I must go."
Dahuang looked back at Brother Zhang and said, "That's good. After all, the person you are about to serve is also a main god."
Luna's mouth opened, but no words came out. Finally, after a long time, he sighed and pointed to a bottle of wine on the shelf behind Brother Zhang: "Please bring me that bottle of wine."
"It's fake." Brother Zhang said simply and clearly: "It's filled with pigment water, just to look good."
Moon Goddess had a strange expression. She seemed to have lost all her momentum as she sat there, just like the daughter in a story about a parent who married their daughter to an old bachelor in the village for money, with a look of bitterness and hatred on her face.
Brother Zhang patted Dahuang and said, "Does your friend order food?"
Dahuang nodded: "Mix some pig ears for her, not spicy, but more sesame."
Brother Zhang was silent for a while, and then he actually took out the pig ears from the refrigerator, cut a plate, and placed it in front of the Moon God. The Moon God had never even seen such a thing and naturally he didn't dare to eat it, but Rhubarb is not polite. It lowered its head and ate it all. Halfway through the meal, it raised its head and said to the moon god: "I'll leave the peanuts for you. You can taste them."
But it was already this time, and no one cared about those peanuts. Luna just sat there with a haggard expression, watching Rhubarb chewing the pig ears. Rhubarb gnawed half of it, raised his head and said to Brother Zhang, "Yes." Goat milk? Give her a glass."
"Is it because cats can't digest milk?" Brother Zhang took out a bottle of goat's milk and poured it into the basin for feeding rhubarb: "Don't let other guests see me feeding the cat with normal tableware."
Dahuang didn't say anything, but just sighed and said, "How about we change it up? You come here to be a pet, and I go to the white elephant to be a maid?"
Luna raised her head and looked at Brother Zhang and then at Dahuang, and nodded like garlic.
"You have a beautiful idea!" Dahuang teased her and said, "I don't like things with long noses, it's disgusting."
After saying this, Luna became even more sad and was about to cry, but Dahuang didn't care at all. He just lay there lazily, tilting his head and sticking out his tongue to lick the goat's milk, with a look of leisurely contentment on his face.
Brother Zhang didn't ask any questions. He rarely interfered in the behavior of the upper three realms. As long as they didn't go too far, it was their business to make trouble.
"Are you rich?" Dahuang suddenly asked: "If you are rich, I can find someone for you to compete with the white elephant."
"But he is the main god...except for the guardian, he is invincible in the human world."
"Hey, don't worry about so much. I just asked if you have money."
Luna was silent for a moment, then nodded: "Yes...some."
"How much are some?" Dahuang raised his head and asked seriously: "Three to five thousand yuan, that won't work. This matter is still very difficult, you have to prepare at least 20 million."
"Ah? Twenty million? Yes...I have it."
"I'm talking about U.S. dollars!"
"Can't we use euros?" Luna asked timidly after being silent for a while.
Big list! Dahuang suddenly became energetic. A big deal of 20 million euros is coming soon. According to Zhang Yao's promise, whoever pulls the business will get a 15% commission. Once the 3 million euros are obtained, Wasn't it a happy life then? The most expensive canned food is for cats to eat, one for dogs, and one for goat milk to water the flowers!
For the sake of financial freedom, Dahuang immediately jumped off the table, then took out his phone and called Zhang Yao. Zhang Yao became more energetic upon hearing this and rushed over here without saying a word.
After a while, Zhang Yao arrived, and she saw the worried Moon God sitting there.
"Hey, little sister, are you worried about anything?"
Because the Moon Goddess is a virgin and immortal, she looks about seventeen or eighteen years old. Zhang Yao is twenty-seven or twenty-eight years old, so it is not too much to call her little sister.
"You call her little sister, your eighteen generations of ancestors had just separated when she was born." Dahuang muttered: "She is the Moon Goddess! Do you understand the Moon Goddess? One of the three great Valkyries over there, with Athens Naqi’s name.”
"No, don't talk nonsense. I remember that the Valkyrie is Athena." Zhang Yao asked curiously: "But it doesn't matter. What do you mean, Miss Luna, what trouble have you encountered?"
Luna is now a drowning person who is about to die. No matter what kind of life-saving straw she will reach out to grab a handful. After hearing Zhang Yao's question, she told her all the difficulties she encountered.
After Zhang Yao listened to everything, he didn't say anything and just drank a large bottle of water. Brother Zhang couldn't help but find it funny when he saw Zhang Yao's change from complacency to panic, so he asked: "What about this?" Do you have the confidence to accept it?"
But his question obviously did not receive a positive answer from Zhang Yao. He just swallowed and asked: "How come these foreigners can speak Chinese? Is this a BUG?"
Brother Zhang still didn't answer, but Dahuang said disdainfully: "Short-growing species are really easy to make a fuss about. In the long history, the most common way of leisure is studying."
"Then I haven't seen you develop controllable nuclear fusion."
"Hey." Dahuang stood up unwillingly: "You have to understand, we just live longer, not have high IQ. Can we learn controllable nuclear fusion by studying? Then does your logic mean that ten to five years? Is a grade-school student equivalent to a scientist who has studied science for fifty years?”
"Length of time and width cannot be equated." Zhang Yao persisted in refuting Dahuang's words.
"But when you saw calculus in fifth grade, would you study it?"
"I see you are quite smart, you are very articulate."
Dahuang sighed, turned around and said to Brother Zhang: "This woman is soft in every part of her body, but her mouth is very tough."
Brother Zhang nodded, then smiled: "But isn't the issue being discussed now how to save this Valkyrie?"
Of course, Zhang Yao knew that the core issue now was to save the goddess, but when she learned that this matter was actually the plan of those above, and that if she wanted to save the goddess, she would definitely offend the two main gods of civilization at the same time, Zhang Yao actually became a little timid. .
"She's scared."
"You fart." Zhang Yao sternly retorted to Dahuang: "When have I ever been afraid!"
"Then come!"
"Just come."
"come!"
"Come on, come on!"
At this time, the goddess had taken out the moonlit laurel crown and placed it in front of Zhang Yao: "If it succeeds, I can even give you all my divine power."
Tempted! To be honest, Zhang Yao was tempted instantly. But being always rigorous, she still raised her head and looked at Brother Zhang, who nodded to indicate that it was true. This time Zhang Yao was even more itchy, but still a little scared, so she asked the goddess: "Why don't you want to go there?"
"You wouldn't want to marry an Indian, right? Me too." Miss Luna's eyes turned red at that moment: "My impression of him is that he is ugly, smelly, vulgar, barbaric and ignorant."
"Then why don't you ask the magical conch?" Zhang Yao pointed at little Brother Zhang: "Can't he just say a word for you?"
Zhang Yao has long known the identity of Brother Zhang. It was the loudmouth who told her. She actually didn't believe it at first, but after many verifications, the cruel reality finally told her that Brother Zhang was not the same as those coquettish bitches. Same thing, he's really awesome.
Moon God shook his head when he heard this, and looked at Brother Zhang with a helpless expression: "The guardian will not participate in such a thing."
"Really not?" Zhang Yao glanced at Brother Zhang curiously: "You are so heartless."
Brother Zhang shook his head gently: "No."
"How can that happen?" Zhang Yao suddenly asked curiously: "If you want to participate in a certain event, what prerequisites do you need?"
Brother Zhang was churning cream with an egg mixer. Hearing Zhang Yao's words, he laughed and said, "Don't expect to drag me into trouble. If you really provoke something of that level, they don't need to trigger the restricted area if they want to eliminate you." set up."
Zhang Yao understood as soon as he heard it. Brother Zhang's meaning was very simple, that is, if he provokes those main gods, then if they want to kill him, they don't need to use the power that exceeds the scope and needs to be sanctioned. A slap. That's probably solved.
But here's the problem, how much energy is foul.
"Stop thinking about it." Brother Zhang shook his head and said, "Don't play with fire."
"I know." Zhang Yao leaned there and looked at the pained look of the goddess: "You mean I have no hope at all, but I really want to challenge it. I have to fight for the oppressed female comrades around the world. Well."
After speaking, she pondered for a while: "Are any of the civilized gods of the same level a girl? And they are relatively innocent ones."
Brother Zhang frowned at that moment: "How can the Lord God be naive?"
At this moment, the door of the milk tea shop was opened, and a beautiful dark-skinned girl wearing the uniform of Xiaojin Coffee Shop walked in with a happy face. When she saw Brother Zhang, she jumped up and down and said: "There is a customer over there who wants your chicken! Hurry up, hurry up!"
Brother Zhang looked at her, Dahuang looked at her, and Luna looked at her. Only Zhang Yao asked with a confused look: "What's wrong? Why are you all looking at her?"
"Well..." Brother Zhang pondered for a while: "I take back what I just said."
"What words?"
"How can the Lord God be naive in that sentence?"
