Because of Jin Mei’s various whimsical ideas, Xiao Zhang has now learned to rack his brains every day to deal with Jin Mei’s unexpected tricks. As you come and go, life becomes less lonely and desperate, and even There is still a faint sense of expectation.
I just got up early this morning. Brother Zhang was still brushing his teeth and thinking about what tricks the Queen Mother of the West would have today. Suddenly, a figure flew through the wall and flew straight to Brother Zhang's bed, hugging him. She lay there on the pillow and looked at him sideways.
"There is a door."
"If I don't like it, I just like walking through walls."
Brother Zhang saw her eyes rolling around and immediately understood that she must have some strange idea. To be honest, Brother Zhang is quite curious. How does this guy manage to have a strange little idea every day, and the key is that her little idea will change into different ways for Brother Zhang to realize it together. It is also interesting. It's fun, but it's really annoying.
"Tell me, what do you want to do again?"
"I think... after I go back with you, how about we pretend we don't know each other."
"good."
Brother Zhang has long since learned not to ask why, because she always has her own reasons, so there is no need to ask, just wait for her to say it herself.
"Then I will be able to break into your life bit by bit, and I will have a fight with those little girls around you." Jin Mei lay there and supported her chin with her hands, "I have already let you Yun Gu has gone to the outpost, and she will help me figure out what is going on."
Brother Zhang just laughed disdainfully, thinking that this girl's idea was really boring, but he had nothing to say. After all, most of what she said was deceptive, because Yun Gu yesterday In the morning, she also sent a message saying that because she had important matters to deal with, she had to stop her vacation and go back to work for a while. She also agreed with Brother Zhang to treat him to fried lotus next year.
Of course, Jin Mei’s deception is not annoying. After all, it is considered an occupational disease. Gods are all like this. They always use all kinds of strange things to show their ethereal and uniqueness. Brother Zhang has come into contact with many so-called gods. , most of them are like this. It’s not that they are lying, but they just like to test it out. And if they ask what the specific meaning is, they can’t tell what the specific meaning is. Anyway, they just test it out when they meet people. It’s called For "experience".
"Do you have any specific plans?"
"Me?" Jin Mei heard Xiao Zhang ask herself, and she said with a smile: "I plan to open a herbal tea shop to compete with you."
Brother Zhang naturally knew the situation in Chang'an Lane. He shook his head and said, "It will lose money and go bankrupt."
"Sure, I have a lot of money."
Forget it, Brother Zhang felt a little contempt for this god who overestimated his abilities, and then walked into the bathroom. But when he came out, Jin Mei had already fallen asleep. She hugged the pillow and fell asleep on the quilt. She had a graceful figure, long hair like a waterfall, and a calm face. It was no exaggeration to describe her as touching.
Brother Zhang sat there and worked for a while, got dressed and went straight out. But the moment he closed the door, Jin Mei sat up from the bed. She hugged the pillow and said to the door: " No, you can leave now!"
But before she could finish speaking, the door opened again, and Brother Zhang poked his head in: "Because I know you are pretending to sleep."
Jin Mei said "hmm" in a long tone through her nasal cavity, while Brother Zhang just took out two movie tickets: "Didn't you say you want to go to a movie? Let's go."
"Coming."
The movie they watched was the one in which Brother Zhang made a cameo. How can I say this movie... The story is a bit old-fashioned and it can be clearly seen that due to the use of high-definition cameras, the unique tone of Hong Kong movies with original classic filters has been lost. If a movie like this loses the texture it should have, it will give people a very strange feeling. Whether it is preconceived or true, there must be something wrong with it anyway.
But generally speaking, people like Brother Zhang who have knowledge about movies can only roughly say whether the movie is good or not. And since it was a morning show, the whole theater was empty with only a few people sitting there. There was an older brother who commented professionally, and he broke down Brother Zhang's overall thinking.
However, the reviewer commented very favorably on Brother Zhang’s cameo. People said that Brother Zhang’s performance and demeanor were the highlight of the entire movie, and he said that he looked forward to the actor’s follow-up performances. His own exclusive work, if there is one, will definitely become the most potential and influential rising star in recent years. He also said that if the actor can be signed under the name of his management company, he will definitely become famous within five years. ,
This blow made Brother Zhang, who was sitting not far away, a little overwhelmed. Jin Mei kept pushing her elbows at him. Seeing how she wanted to laugh but was holding back her laughter, Brother Zhang is really a little embarrassed.
After the movie ended, Jin Mei didn't say anything. She just thought that making a movie might be fun. Brother Zhang also promised that he could take Jin Mei to the audition next time, and then she began to indulge in the fantasy of the leading heroine. , plus she has also watched The Legend of Zhen Huan, so she is already imagining the magnificent palace battle plot.
And it is interesting to say that the top people are enjoying the most ordinary life, looking for all kinds of interesting things in the city every day. It seems that there are no conspiracies, intrigues, and evil spirits, although they clearly know these. They all exist, and even they themselves are the most advanced existences in some legends.
However, their lives are not always this quiet and peaceful, and may even seem a little boring to ordinary people. After all, people like Jin Mei are the absolute center of attention wherever they go.
So when they were having lunch, Jin Mei met the chatter in a serious manner. It was the kind of guy who obviously had a male companion by his side, but still had the courage to step forward and show off his charm.
The matter was actually not complicated. The two of them were eating when a man about thirty years old came over. Although he politely asked Jin Mei if he could get to know her, he still Inadvertently, all the famous brands on his body were displayed.
But it's a pity that Jin Mei's awareness of famous brands is not as good as that of Brother Zhang. She didn't realize that the person in front of her was showing off her wealth in a weird way, and even asked Brother Zhang with a smile if she wanted it. Get to know this person.
Of course Brother Zhang didn't mind. He shrugged indifferently and said, "This is your own freedom."
Jin Mei smiled and shook her head, rejecting the man's request. Seeing the other person leave with a bit of disappointment, Jin Mei suddenly asked Brother Zhang: "You said that in movies and TV shows, people who ask for acquaintance are not allowed to get angry out of shame, and then find someone. Will the kidnapping happen?"
Brother Zhang shook his head: "I don't know, I haven't experienced it."
"Then why do so many men and women cheat? I actually don't understand why it is so easy to communicate with others and then go to bed with them. This is not something that requires long thought before making a decision. Is it okay? Why does it look so easy to them?"
Brother Zhang pursed his lips and thought for a long time, then smiled and shook his head and gave up thinking, because he didn't understand. After all, socializing was more difficult for him than going to Mars.
"I've read a lot of women's columns, and many of them describe their experiences of cheating. One of the most mentioned points is that there is no passion in life, but I really don't understand what it means to have passion. I think there are people who can do it every day. It’s already good to chat, eat different foods, and watch a movie.”
It seemed from her eyes and tone that she really thought so, and Brother Zhang also deeply agreed with her words. It was rare that the two of them had no differences on this issue, and Jin Mei continued: "Then mortals need What exactly is passion? Does it require emotional stimulation?”
"But what is exciting?" Brother Zhang asked curiously.
"I don't know, I haven't experienced it."
The two of them were discussing a proposition about cheating as if they were discussing academic issues. They even began to discuss various prerequisites for "stimulation". Finally, Jin Mei came to the conclusion that in fact, those who cheat want to It may not be passion, all passion may be their rhetoric trying to forgive themselves, the real core is greed.
Everything in the world has a market only if there is a demand. Only when men or women have needs will they carry out targeted behaviors based on needs. There are so many situations where there is no last resort. It is just a one-on-one deal.
However, none of them are masters of sociology and emotion. After discussing for a long time, they did not come up with a result. However, the topic has changed from drunkenness to sexual relations. Two ignorant people are discussing that all wise people cannot discuss it. The problem.
"Then what do you want?"
Jin Mei looked at Brother Zhang and asked a soul question, and Brother Zhang shook his head. In the past, he would have answered "death" without hesitation. He wanted to die and wanted to complete his self-exile and abandonment of his own life through death.
But now, after Jin Mei appeared, he gradually found that he could no longer blurt out that word like before, and this became his most contradictory and frustrating point, because he didn't even want to die anymore, so he Have absolutely no idea what I want.
"Then what don't you want?" Jin Mei continued to ask and then started talking to herself: "I don't want to see the lotus pond and the peach tree anymore!"
"I..." Brother Zhang hesitated for a moment and then smiled: "I don't want you to look at the lotus pond and the peach tree anymore."
"Ha!" Jin Mei raised her head and looked at Brother Zhang's profile: "Are you just pretending?"
"What are you pretending to be?" Brother Zhang looked confused.
"It's just that you look stupid, are you just pretending? I think you are very good at it. Just say anything is very seductive. I think those smooth-tongued male protagonists are not as good at talking as you. The love words they say are greasy. It’s disgusting, but you always speak so naturally.”
Brother Zhang laughed happily: "Maybe it's just because... I don't know what I want."
"Okay, you will know in the future." Jin Mei said seriously: "If you really don't know, then I will catch an ordinary person and ask, and then use ordinary people's methods to fulfill ordinary people's wishes and dreams."
"Yeah, okay."
Just as the two of them were talking nonsense and wandering around the world, Mouse had returned to Hong Kong with the strange dog. Although he was injured, he did not dare to stay there any longer because Qingling The child was too close to him and he was helpless. Although he narrowly defeated Qing Lingzi within the formation, he could not live in the formation 24 hours a day. Plus, Qing Lingzi’s trick If you are too thoughtful, you will be punished if you are angry, so it is too risky for the mouse to stay in that place.
"Why? Why do we want to resurrect Qing Lingzi? Do we think we don't live long enough?"
When the dog was on the boat, he was questioned by the mouse. His tone seemed even more surprised than the mouse: "Our Xu Tianjun lineage is also a sworn enemy of the Corpse Executioner. How could we work so hard to resurrect that kind of monster? Wait for him after the resurrection." Come fuck us?”
This stitching dog is quite sharp-tongued, and he also knows that he has no chance to escape now, because even he, who has no credit or hard work for the organization, heard the words Qing Lingzi from the king. He was ruthlessly abandoned when he was young, and now he realizes how terrifying Qing Lingzi is.
"Reincarnation in the Nine Hells? That's not Xu Fu's talent. He's not a Taoist priest. That thing comes from an alchemist."
Now this suture monster is no longer a master. After the collapse of his faith, he can now call Xu Fu more smoothly than anyone else. He is just shy of the old dog Xu Fu. However, although he has lost respect for Xu Fu, he is still full of sincerity towards this lineage. When he mentions Xu Fu, he is Xu Fu, and when he mentions their sect, he will say "Xu Tianjun".
It was just his attitude and the content of the conversation that made Mouse a little confused. If it wasn't Xu Fu, then who else could have such ability and courage to do this?
"Brother, remember, our lineage plays with the dead, we don't play with the living. It doesn't matter why the dead died, but we basically don't have living magic." The dog said seriously He said solemnly: "Xu Tianjun's lineage is also called Yinhun Alchemist, and the one who sacrificed human beings was rejected. Why don't you check Jiang Taigong's lineage?"
The mouse's head was so big at that time. Before this department could be understood, another department actually appeared. And now it seems that the previous analysis may have been overturned. Xu Fu and the others... Although their status is very high with those people It overlaps, but it seems like they really didn't do it.
"You mean...besides you, there are people out there who are committing fraud?"
