If Xiao Ma said to eat a box lunch, then he would really eat a box lunch.
On the second day of his trip, Brother Zhang experienced two things that he had never experienced before - acting in a movie and eating box lunches at the police station.
Of course they have nothing wrong with them, and may even be awarded the Good Citizen Award, but the recorded confession is absolutely essential, and Xiao Ma has to explain why he was able to subdue seven armed gangsters with just a pair of chopsticks.
The situation at that time was that the camera didn't even capture Xiaoma's speed. During the whole process, he was seen saying a few words to Youzai next to him, then picking up the chopsticks on the table, and then he and the chopsticks appeared on the to the gangster's side.
What's more important is that these gangsters were not actually gathered together, but were scattered in a fan shape, controlling the stairwell and elevator entrance respectively, but they were subdued at the same time.
And that bowl... what the hell is that bowl attached to the grenade! The on-site trace inspection has concluded that the grenade really exploded, but the explosion of the grenade did not explode a eating bowl. This is a bit unreasonable.
"Ask me? Ask the manufacturer." Xiao Ma was not polite when he spoke to the police: "Ask them why their grenades can't explode a bowl."
The police officer in charge of the inquiry was right after thinking about it, so he started to feel worried as he sat there. Many things here were a bit strange, but he couldn't explain clearly why they were strange.
Fortunately, Hong Kong has had an official supernatural solving team for decades, and soon the police from this team arrived in front of Brother Zhang and the others.
This group of people are all arrogant, somewhat irritated, and have a relatively arrogant attitude.
After coming over, after seeing Brother Zhang and the others in front of them, one of them took out his ID and glanced at Brother Zhang and the others in a nonchalant manner: "The ninth serious case, I heard that someone used super powers, who is it? Take the initiative yourself, I have to rush back to make soup."
Not to mention Xiao Ma, even Wu Gen Shui, who had always been good-tempered, became a little angry with this attitude of not even paying attention. The two of them crossed their arms and crossed their legs in unison.
"Hey, don't be too arrogant. Look at where this place is. This is not your place, mainland boy."
As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly jumped into the air and turned three and a half times like a figure skater, then landed heavily on the ground.
Several colleagues around him took out their guns when they saw it, and then started calling for reinforcements while pointing their guns at Brother Zhang and the three of them and yelling.
But soon they were knocked out one by one, and the door could not be opened after reinforcements arrived.
All of this was not yet the turn for Brother Zhang to take action, and even Xiao Ma didn't need to take action. Wugenshui's evil spirit alone had already dealt with everything.
Brother Zhang was eating lunch boxes throughout the whole process. He used to think that Eric Tsang’s food in Infernal Affairs was so delicious because the lunch boxes here were delicious, but now it tastes... like that.
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At this time, someone from the Ninth Serious Case member who was on the ground fired a gun, and then the gunshots rang out. But what they didn't expect was that all the bullets were hanging in front of Brother Zhang and the others, and none of them could get close. .
"Hey, you guys are too childish, playing long range with the ancestors of concealed weapons." Xiao Ma fiddled with his hands, and the bullets fell to the ground with a tinkling sound. Then he just hooked his fingers, and the bullets all floated into the air, and then crackled. The wall behind the members of the Ninth Serious Case was turned into a hornet's nest.
At this time, people outside finally realized that something was wrong and quickly contacted their superiors. Their superiors contacted the superiors of the ninth serious case. After the other party heard about this, they rushed over without saying a word.
This man is quite cool. He wears a pair of sunglasses everywhere, but from the single lens, he can see a lot of subordinates in the room who are pinned to the ground and unable to move, as well as the three people sitting on the chairs, especially in the middle. When the man was eating his lunch, his mouth gradually changed from unruly to holding grass.
He took off his glasses and walked back and forth in the room outside the single lens, looking very anxious. But then he found that the person eating lunch in the room had raised his head and looked at him. He smiled helplessly and stood still. The body greeted him.
Brother Zhang also nodded, raised his hand and waved.
"Who?" Xiao Ma asked curiously.
Before Brother Zhang could answer, the cool guy in sunglasses had already passed through the wall. He spread his hands and said, "Isn't this a flood that has washed away the Dragon King Temple? Why didn't you say hello when you came? "
"Fuck you." Xiao Ma cursed, "I'm telling you, these people are pointing guns at Brother Zhang, it's up to you."
He immediately apologized and said with a smile: "Occupational diseases, occupational diseases... I asked them to go back and write a review."
After speaking, he opened the door, pointed at his subordinates on the ground and shouted, "Hurry up and leave!"
The group of people from the Ninth Serious Case were also clever. They rushed out of the room one after another. After seeing that there was no one inside, he wiped his hand on the glass wall and then turned off the microphone inside, so that they were completely in contact with each other inside. The outside world is isolated.
"It's really been a long time." The cool guy in sunglasses moved a chair and sat astride it: "I didn't expect to meet you here. It's such a fate."
"It's fate. We went to have a meal and then we were arrested. We were asked to explain. What can we explain?"
"Misunderstanding, it's all misunderstanding. I'm going to explain it to the commander right now."
After saying that, he hurried out and came to the police chief's office. Without talking so much nonsense, he went up and slammed the table. Facing the leader of the ninth serious case, even though his position was half a level higher than him, here But the chiefs couldn't say much. After all, in the past few years since the establishment of the Ninth Serious Case, they had helped to increase the detection rate, which was the meat and potatoes of the entire police force.
After completing the release procedures, he returned to the small room again, holding three cups of tea in his hand.
"Let me tell you, Shen Yun. I haven't seen you for a few years. You are doing well." Xiao Ma said with a smile: "The little fanboy who was a fan of Thunder Dragon back then is now getting along well, but it's a pity that Thunder Dragon still looks like a dead person."
"Hahaha, I had a phone call with Brother Long years ago, and he asked me to help check which masters are in Hong Kong. I didn't expect to meet you now." Shen Yun smiled happily: "Brother Zhang, we have We haven’t seen each other for seven years, right? Oh, it’s true. You should have looked for me when you came here. I’m half aboriginal after all.”
Shen Yun looked quite happy. Of course, it was also his understanding of Brother Zhang. When he left Chang'an Lane, he was sixteen or seventeen years old. He was Thunder Dragon's full-time follower, and Thunder Dragon was also the former one. He was taught some techniques one after another over the days.
This kid has a very high level of understanding. After he has mastered those techniques, he can still innovate and evolve many tricks.
And just with this half-baked magic, he could actually become the leader of the famous ninth crime in Hong Kong. This is something that people never expected.
"Okay, okay, this is not the place to talk. I'm disturbing Brother Zhang's dinner at night. I'll have a late night snack! I know an old shop that's great. We'll cover all the bird's nests and abalones."
With Shen Yun as a guarantee, it was easy for them to get out, and Shen Yun drove them to the entrance of the small shop.
After passing the small shop, you have to pass through an alley, which is dark and empty. There are grandmothers burning paper around, and there is also a ghostly atmosphere here.
"Wow, are you making a mistake?" Xiao Ma pointed to both sides and said, "There are so many lonely ghosts? How do you do your work?"
Chen Yun clasped his hands together and apologized to the lonely ghost next to him: "Brothers and sisters, this is my friend. He is new to Guibao. He can't speak, so please bear with me."
Brother Zhang also nudged Xiao Ma: "The lonely ghosts have to go somewhere after all. If they are not here, they will be somewhere else. Why do you have to mock others."
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Although rootless water is not very effective against humans, as one of the few people who can directly control ghosts, he feels that this place is a paradise for him. He silently wrote down the address and will come here next time. It's an excellent place to collect ghosts.
But the small restaurant in the alley they came to was surprisingly clean in this area. Even though there were lonely ghosts everywhere, it was clean in this three-thirds of an acre of land.
The old man cooking the barbecue outside looked very simple, and the young man inside who was responsible for clearing the table was probably an industry insider.
"Oh, I haven't seen an orthodox Taoist priest for a long time." Xiao Ma looked around for a while and said with a smile, "Maoshan is orthodox."
The old man who was cooking barbecue at the door looked back at Xiao Ma in astonishment, and Xiao Ma neatly gave him a hand seal. A smile gradually appeared on his serious face, and he returned Xiao Ma's gift with his hand seal.
Shen Yun ordered the dishes, and the few of them sat inside and started chatting while drinking tea. After a while, the boss himself came up and brought a portion of steamed rice with three dates on it, all in an upright and orderly manner.
"What does this mean?" Shen Yun asked curiously: "Hey, Lao An, why haven't I come here so many times?"
When the old man opened his mouth, he spoke in Shandong dialect: "You are not from the same school."
Xiao Ma laughed, pointed at the rice and said: "We have rules in our family. When you go out, you should see your colleagues and give them a bowl of rice noodles. Even if you renew your relationship, sometimes a bowl of rice can save a life. Everywhere. There are different rules in different places. In the north, most rice is used, in the Central Plains, noodles are mostly used, and in the south, glutinous rice is mostly used. In some places, red rice and millet are also used. Later, there was no distinction, as long as it is grains. So you can see in many places There is a tradition that various grains can ward off evil spirits. In fact, it is not that simple. It is because the Taoist priests who traveled around at that time would eat a bowl before working, which makes people think that these things can ward off evil spirits."
As he said that, Xiaoma picked up the bowl and started eating, and then said: "It's not that I won't let you eat, that's the rule. I must finish this bowl of rice as a thank you to the master."
"There are so many rules." Shen Yun laughed: "By the way, you all happen to be here. Shall we go somewhere later? It's both stressful and exciting..."
"If you have something to say, just say it. Don't use false words." Xiao Ma spat at Shen Yun: "If there is a case that cannot be solved, just say it."
