Today, the first day of the Lunar New Year, Xiao Zhang Ge’s milk tea shop is closed as scheduled.
This year's Spring Festival is as usual, but there are more people than before, mainly because Xiaoma and Thunder Dragon, two wanderers who have been wandering outside before, are back, and there is another who can't step out of the milk tea shop. Xu Wei will be hunted.
With the addition of three people, the atmosphere immediately changed. Because of the relationship between the years, they couldn't do it on New Year's Eve, because they had to accompany Niannian in the Lingxu illusion to wait for the real firecrackers to be lit, and in the Lingxu illusion, In this atmosphere, there is really no sense of the New Year.
Therefore, the New Year’s Eve dinner in milk tea shops has always been organized on the first day of the Lunar New Year.
It’s still the same as before, Brother Zhang is responsible for cooking, Mouse is responsible for washing vegetables, Dahuang is responsible for beeping, Sister Dog is responsible for scolding Dahuang, and she is responsible for eating every year.
However, this year, with the addition of Thunder Dragon and Xiao Ma, the situation is a little different. The main reason is that these two people also brought someone with them. Thunder Dragon brought Huang Die'er, and Xiao Ma brought Wugen Shui.
So the rhythm arrangement is that Dahuang and Thunder Dragon are responsible for beeping, Sister Gou and Xiaoma are responsible for scolding them, and Nian Nian, Huang Dieer and Wugen Shui are responsible for eating.
"Don't you two have a family? If you insist on eating here, your family won't think it's better to have you than to have barbecued pork."
Dahuang squatted on the counter and beeped Huangdieer and Wugenshui, which annoyed the two of them. However, they were surprised to find that as long as they were in the so-called "home" environment, there was nothing they could do about Dahuang. So I had to give up.
"There is something about this guardian of the house." The mouse smiled while stroking the cat's head: "It has a special ability. The longer it stays in one place, the stronger its ability becomes. It has lived here for many years. Let alone you, even the Brontosaurus may not be able to defeat it."
Dahuang raised his head proudly, but in the end Sister Dog broke his guard. Sister Dog walked in from behind in human form, picked up Dahuang and walked back. Then a young boy in black cried, " "Don't take a shower" rushed out from behind, but was quickly taken back, crying desperately in the backyard.
In the video, Master Pi pitifully asked Brother Zhang to show her the roasted chicken, and then vomited and vomited the food they had on Qingqiuyuan. The dogs were shaking their heads. In the end, her father grabbed her by the back of the neck and pulled her. I went over and put on a set of sacrificial clothes.
"Happy New Year to Brother Zhang." Master Pi's father took Master Pi's cell phone and wished Brother Zhang a Happy New Year.
Brother Zhang also smiled and nodded: "Happy New Year."
"Wait a minute, the fox wants to talk to you."
As he spoke, the phone was handed to the fox master next to him. The fox master of this generation is a male fox, a pure white nine-tailed sky fox. On the Qingqiu Plains, pure white, nine tails and sky fox are three qualities, and these three in one naturally mean that the fox master has not escaped.
"Happy New Year." Master Fox was much more stable than Master Pi, but when he saw Brother Zhang, his face that could be described as a charming one still burst into a smile: "We haven't seen each other for three years, right? .”
"Well, you're beautiful again." Brother Zhang praised naturally: "Come and play when you have time."
"That's natural." The fox master sat up straight, put his mobile phone on the incense burner, and gave a fox salute to Brother Zhang: "Let's not talk about it for now. The celebration and sacrifice have begun, and I will preside over it now."
"good."
As you can see from the video, the annual sacrifice is held today on the Qingqiu Plain. This is probably the time when humans can see the most vixens at one time. There are 193,372 vixens in the entire Qingqiu Plain. There are only nineteen thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine foxes in the aristocracy. These 19,999 people leave the country at once. You can imagine how spectacular the scene is. There is even a program to watch the sky fox worshiping the moon at night. Specifically, the fox The Lord performs a dance that does not repeat for three hours to worship the moon.
Brother Zhang was lucky enough to see it once. I really don’t blame King Zhou for not being able to control it. The vixen is really too hot.
But today Brother Zhang is busy with much more than that. He even received a New Year's call from a vampire brother in a castle in Hungary. These old people can easily live for hundreds of years, and language is no longer a problem.
"The Holy Lord really has friends all over the world."
Seeing Brother Zhang receiving New Year's greeting calls from various places one after another while cooking, Wugenshui was a little surprised, especially when he saw the Demon King himself calling Brother Zhang and teasing him and asking him if he wanted Don't marry a demon king and go home to play in the new year. Wugenshui felt that his worldview in the past two thousand years had been refreshed.
Compared with the Demon King, the Holy Lord's status is actually inferior, but now it seems that the Demon King is very... very flattering to the Holy Lord.
"I'll go play with you after I finish my work for a while." The Demon King picked up a real estate certificate: "Did you see, we have our own office building. Come to SH when you have time, it's guaranteed to be fun!"
When he saw this, Wu Genshui turned his head and asked Xiao Ma: "Why does the demon world build a building in the human world?"
"You don't know? The Demon King has issued a notice to completely relax the control of the two realms. The Demon Realm is going to set up an office in the human realm."
This sounds really cool. Ordinary people may never know that a certain building on the Bund is filled with non-human beings. This feels like Men in Black, but She is much more beautiful than the man in black, and has that sense of mystery that there is a world outside the world, which is awesome.
"Who is this Demon King?" Huang Die'er asked curiously: "I remember that the Demon King back then was still the same person. He was a man. Why did he suddenly become a woman?"
"It's been more than two thousand years, and it's time for the demon king to change." Wugenshui sighed inexplicably: "When I first went to the vegetable market, I almost knelt down before a tomato. I was amazed how there could be such a plump and gorgeous tomato in the world. It’s a juicy and sweet fruit, but until I saw the watermelon, I thought it was too late.”
"It's Young Master Jinlong." Thunder Dragon came over and said proudly: "My cousin!"
"Go, go, stop being related to others, you are just a celestial dragon, and you are far from a real dragon." Huang Die'er impatiently drove away the thunder dragon: "You touch other people's dragon porcelain all day long. , you are so embarrassed."
"Tianlong is also a dragon..." Thunder Dragon was a bit embarrassed: "The dragon clan has admitted it..."
"Isn't that just for the sake of the Holy Lord?"
Thunder Dragon doesn't want to compete with this bitch. Anyway, he knows that except for the last moment in his previous life, he has never defeated this bitch in the rest of his life. It's boring to fight, really, it's boring.
"But it seems that the spiritual energy has really revived now. The demon spirit that was first felt has become active. It is really the duck prophet of the Spring River Plumbing." The mouse sat there eating a plate of broad beans and said with interest: "They were hiding before Very deep, because compared to humans, demons are particularly affected by spiritual energy. The more spiritual energy they have, the stronger they are. Now it seems that they are planning to integrate into society again."
"The main reason is that humans are too strong."
Brother Zhang's cold words made the people around him react. In fact, it's not that monsters are weak, but that humans are really too strong. In the past few thousand years, humans have gradually gone from being vassals of the monster culture to conquering the world. , from being ignorant and knowing how to worship God to now acting arbitrarily, human beings have only traveled this road for less than three thousand years.
Three years ago, in some immortal species, they might have just become adults or even minors.
It turns out that all the things like soaring into the clouds, moving mountains and reclamating seas are no longer the exclusive property of the demon clan. Humans can even do it better, faster and more efficiently.
Not to mention in terms of force value, humans may not be able to do anything alone, but monsters from all over the world may not be able to withstand a little boy, let alone Big Ivan.
Even if you don't use this kind of killer weapon, thermal weapons are definitely a nightmare for monsters. As long as they are carbon-based creatures, there are not many carbon-based creatures that 7.62 can't deal with.
Therefore, for a long time, demon spirits could not even guarantee basic safety when facing humans, which resulted in them having to hibernate.
Now that the spiritual energy has revived, although it is basically impossible to win this fight, at least it is still possible to ensure one's own safety among humans.
So this is one of the reasons why they started to come out. After all, humans have never been kind to alien races. Over the past 300,000 years, humans have basically wiped out all the creatures that competed with them for territory. By the way, they have also wiped out other races. It was completely wiped out, a classic warlike style, and the demons felt bitter and afraid.
In the evening, the New Year's Eve dinner at the milk tea shop was finally served. Everyone in the room stood up and toasted Brother Zhang to wish him a Happy New Year. Brother Zhang also stood up with a smile and said: "In the new year, I hope you all have a better life." Good development."
While they were drinking and drinking, everything was quiet outside, but the room was bustling with excitement. The mahjong table had become their favorite game at this moment, and Huang Dieer, who had lost a lot of money, scolded Thunder Dragon for stepping on her stool. .
"Ah Shui, after the new year, you can use your relationship to take Brother Zhang out for fun. It's not a big deal for him to be like this. I originally expected him to go to work, but now I've discovered that he just fools around when he goes to work. As for the ghost, he can't even say a few words in a day. Thirty thousand." Mouse said to Wu Genshui seriously: "Your status as Mei Junsheng is too good."
"Okay, no problem." Wugenshui nodded immediately and said, "It is my duty to make arrangements for the Holy Lord."
"By the way, don't you have to stay at home with your fiancée today, the first day of the Lunar New Year?" Huang Die'er asked curiously, "Why are you joining in the fun with us?"
Wu Genshui smiled with a weird expression, pursed his lips and looked at the Thunder Dragon without saying anything for a long time.
"Watch my fucking shit."
"She..." Wu Genshui said helplessly: "These days, she talks in sleep at night and calls you by your name. I feel a little... uncomfortable, and I am planning to break up."
Siluke
The mouse was stunned and turned his head to look at the Thunder Dragon: "Disgusting! You are so disgusting."
Huang Die'er's hands trembled slightly. Although she had become a boy at night, her anger would not change because of the change in gender.
"Conscience of heaven and earth, I really didn't say any nonsense except that day when I went to tell her not to let her have contact with the masters in Hong Kong." Lei Long said aggrievedly: "To be honest, I really didn't go Provoke her."
"Venerable Huaiyushan has arrived."
When Thunder Dragon was speechless, a sinister shout suddenly came from outside the milk tea shop. Then everyone in the room, except for Brother Zhang, stood up as if they were facing a formidable enemy.
Huaiyu Mountain... This is one of the Ten Commandments of Yin Cao, a place known as the entrance to the eighteen levels of hell, and the Venerable Huaiyu Mountain, isn't that the Ghost King?
88. Huaiyu Mountain
