How to describe Thunder Dragon and Huniu? They really fight each other as soon as they meet, and think about each other even if they don't meet. They don't like each other and don't allow others to mess with them.
This pair of dragon and tiger have been fighting like this since Lei Long was four years old. At that time, Huniu was one thousand seven hundred and sixty-two. But now Thunder Dragon is twenty-three, Huniu is one thousand seven hundred and eighty-one, and they are still like this.
Back then, it was Huniu who bullied Thunder Dragon, while teasing his sister's bad sister's bad calls. Later, the sixteen or seventeen-year-old Thunder Dragon pointed at Hu Niu and shouted, "Don't be too arrogant." Later, it became "One day I will take care of you." Until now, although he still can't beat Hu Niu. Girl, but she has also become the heart knot of Thunder Dragon.
The prodigal son Thunder Dragon has made many girlfriends now, and every time he brings them to Huniu to show off. Although he basically cannot escape a severe beating as a result, he still shows off happily.
However, as the eldest sister, Huniu would actually not kill him most of the time. However, Thunder Dragon's style was very mean. Huniu was already very angry and had a very bad temper. He would always use various methods to deal with him. This method made Hu Niu angry.
Everyone else was in awe of the eldest sister, but Thunder Dragon really felt psychologically and physically unwell if he didn't receive a beating for three days.
"Did you tell the eldest sister?" Mouse looked at Brother Zhang and asked curiously after taking out his mobile phone and typing for a long time: "It's so late, can she see it?"
"I don't know, it should be possible."
Xu Wei, who watched the whole process of Brother Zhang's typing, now probably understands why Brother Zhang always doesn't speak in the group, or it would be cool to show up. That is, although he is quite good at computers, Typing was extremely slow, and he was prone to making typos. He seemed to have obsessive-compulsive disorder and had to delete, modify, and modify for a long time before posting. And she also found that except for the two goblins Pi Ye and Dahuang, no one else here seemed to care about technological products. There is an inexplicable rejection. Thunder Dragon obviously looks very fashionable, but he always insists on writing bills by hand. Mouse looks like an ordinary person, but he also uses one finger when typing.
But that dead cat is proficient in mobile phones and computers, and can also play online games. He can even get a girlfriend in it and post a selfie of himself in VX saying that this is his cat, in order to defraud his girlfriend. Purpose of buying yourself canned cats.
Just yesterday, Xu Wei saw Dahuang transforming into a human form and sitting in front of Brother Zhang's computer, talking about Heilianmai with others. There was a lot of meaning in the words. Anyway, he was such a beautiful and elegant big yellow cat.
While Xu Wei was thinking wildly with her head sideways, the wind suddenly started blowing outside. The shadows of the trees around her that were just swaying with the breeze suddenly became wild. The sound of waves reached her ears layer by layer, and it felt like... Suddenly everything changed.
After a while, the strong wind subsided, and then a woman wearing formal clothes walked in from outside. As soon as she came in, she was full of aura, beautiful and sassy, and she also exuded a superior temperament, but Xu Wei felt that she I seem to have seen her somewhere, and she looks very familiar, but I can't remember it for a while.
Seeing him come in, Dahuang, who was watching the excitement, ran away with a swish, and even the familiar part of having a bad mouth was omitted. The mouse even performed a stand-up on the spot.
"Sister..."
The eldest sister did not respond directly. She just nodded to him and came to the Thunder Dragon, which was covered with still-yang ash. She squatted down and carefully explored his injuries.
When she raised her head, her eyes had turned golden green, her canine teeth were exposed, and her face was extremely fierce and cruel. Xu Wei was almost frightened out of her mind at the sudden look.
"Who did it!" Huniu raised her head and asked the mouse, then turned to look at Brother Zhang: "Why don't you care?"
Brother Zhang poured a glass of water and drank it without caring about Huniu's fierce appearance. He just said lightly: "It's best to control your emotions."
Hu Niu's ears began to deform, and her eyes began to show madness, but Brother Zhang just stretched out his palm and pushed her forehead gently, and her beast soul came out of her body on the spot. Then she saw Brother Zhang take it out from the bar. A feather duster hit the beast soul with a sound that broke through the air.
The beast soul screamed, and then Brother Zhang pulled it back into Huniu's body. This time Huniu was neither angry nor arrogant, and her eyes returned to their original appearance. A big sister with a lot of personality.
"How many times have I told you? Control your emotions." Brother Zhang pointed at the Thunder Dragon on the ground: "Why don't you ask clearly before you speak?"
At this time, Mouse finally had a chance to speak. He hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Sister, eldest sister...don't be anxious, don't be anxious. Here's the thing..."
When Mo Zi told Huniu what Thunder Dragon, a fool, had done, Huniu immediately understood it, because with her cultivation ability, of course she knew about the sudden resurgence of all spirits before, and she also knew that this resurgence of spiritual energy was the most direct. The consequence is that she will overcome the disaster early.
She didn't have a heavenly dragon body, and she didn't have the blessing of a Taoist body. Even she couldn't withstand the unprepared catastrophe. That's why Thunder Dragon, a silly boy, went outside to use magic to induce the disaster when the disaster was approaching, so that the disaster that should have struck Huniu from all directions would be transferred to him.
This thing is not something that the Thunder Dragon should resist, let alone something that he can resist. Even with the blessing of the Heavenly Dragon Body and the golden light of lightning, under such terrifying power, the Thunder Dragon was still burnt on the outside and tender on the inside by Barbie.
"My lord... please save him." After learning the whole story, Huniu simply knelt down to Brother Zhang.
"You usually call me Zhang Jiachang or Little Brother Zhang, but you only call me Lord when something happens. Please tell me whether you are sincere or not. And you really don't understand the rules. Are you trying to show your ignorance by apologizing?"
Hearing this voice, Huniu stood up in shock and looked at the Brontosaurus in disbelief. Although it was covered in dust, one of its eyes had been opened. The black and gray wounds on his face had begun to scab off. The new and tender skin inside was exposed, but the only regret was that his beard, hair, and eyebrows had disappeared, and even his eyelashes were gone. He looked like a freshly peeled hard-boiled egg.
When Huniu saw his appearance, she became very angry, but when she was about to step on him, Brother Zhang said, "He will definitely be dead if I step on him. You know I can't resurrect the dead."
"If you don't resurrect the dead, don't create life, and don't let others fall in love with you, there are three taboos." The tone of Huniu's words now was different from before. It was more relaxed and playful, and it was not as cold and serious as before. Instead, it was like Just like an ordinary girl.
Brother Zhang turned around and took a can of wine from the shelf and handed it to Huniu: "Originally, I don't serve drinks, but you are an exception."
Huniu took the drink and whispered, "I'm sorry just now... I was a little anxious."
"It's okay, I punished you." Brother Zhang took out another plate of braised beef liver and placed it in front of Huniu: "What have you been busy with recently?"
When they were chatting, Xu Wei did not dare to say a word. Although many things happened by chance, she was now considered an entry-level practitioner. Only after she became an expert did she know what the regular customers of this milk tea shop were like. The terrifying creatures, and even more aware that the most terrifying one is this little Brother Zhang.
When this tiger-like woman was angry just now, Xu Wei felt uncomfortable everywhere in her body even though she was not hit by a direct impact. There was a feeling that was close to blood suppression, which made people unable to move.
But for someone who could freeze people in place just by intimidating him with force, Brother Zhang solved the problem in just one move, and even looked like he was giving a lesson to his own cat that was throwing up its fur.
As for the Brontosaurus on the ground, although he looks a little ridiculous now, strictly speaking, he has not completely passed the critical period. His body is slowly recovering. The reason why Brother Zhang did not directly add a bigger one to him is because it is necessary. Observing the wound healing during the slow recovery, if a big one were given directly, no one knows what hidden injuries the thunder tribulation would cause him.
When the hidden injury occurs, if someone is not careful, he may really die suddenly. Brother Zhang may be very strong, but he is not omniscient and omnipotent.
"Rat, rat..."
Xu Wei called softly twice and called Mouse aside, who was holding instant noodles because he was hungry and hadn't eaten all night.
"What?"
"Who is that big sister? She looks so handsome."
"That's the guardian spirit beast of the old Zhang family." Mouse looked back at Huniu and said, "We all call her big sister."
"Ah?" Xu Wei's eyes widened: "Isn't she a human?"
"Of course not, but there is basically no difference. She is different from ordinary demons. She is a spiritual beast and is possessed by people. The eldest sister is almost two thousand years old..." Mouse whispered: "Don't mess with her casually. She, except Brother Zhang, has a bad temper towards others."
"I can tell..." Xu Wei nodded repeatedly: "Then I think she calls Brother Xiao Zhang Master?"
"Have you never been to a maid cafe? That's what you mean." Mouse crossed his arms and nodded: "She is actually the senior housekeeper of their Zhang family for generations. Just now she bared her teeth at Brother Zhang, that's why she got beaten Punishment.”
After knowing these contents, Xu Wei probably understood that there were indeed many secrets in this world waiting for her to explore. The previous mistakes seemed to be worth the money now.
"I think your arrangement is very interesting. Rat, tiger, dragon, are there any others?"
"Yes, the birthday messenger." The mouse said while putting the noodles in his mouth: "Have you seen Naruto?"
"Seen……"
"We are the jinchūriki. In the ancient pre-Qin period, in order to fight against the thirty-two zombies among the sorcerers, their ancestors of the Zhang family invited the twelve hour spirit ancestors to return to their throne, and it was passed down later."
"But aren't you a junior brother? Why are you called Mouse?"
"Because... no, why do you have so many problems?" Mouse looked at Xu Wei curiously: "You haven't officially become a disciple yet. I can't tell you anything until you become my nephew."
