"Little girl, you have been shrouded in darkness. If you step out of this door, bad omens will come."
Xu Wei's head was still groggy, but at least she woke up. Seeing that it was already dark outside, she quickly got up and was about to go out for an appointment, but after walking a few steps, a hoarse and groggy voice suddenly appeared. , as if emerging from the underworld, making her tremble with fear.
Looking in the direction of the sound, she saw nothing. At this time, it started to rain, and a thunder exploded. Xu Wei felt that the hairs all over her body stood up.
"Who are you……"
"Me? You actually dare to ask my name? Hahahaha, have you little girls lost your respect for the true God now? I am the guardian of the courtyard, the leader in charge of darkness, and the one who brings warmth and joy to mankind. The gospel! Why don’t you kneel down when you hear my name?”
When Xu Wei heard this, her mind almost turned into mush. Her eyes searched everywhere, and finally she saw a lamp in the direction of the sound and an orange cat squatting on the lampshade.
The orange cat sits upright and has a cute and innocent look. Although it still looks like a young cat, it has grown cheeks and is very chubby and cute.
"Are you talking to me?" Xu Wei looked at the orange cat and asked carefully and tentatively, her fear suddenly reduced by 98%.
"Mortal!" The voice appeared again, but this time it was in a stern tone: "You actually dare not use honorifics! Do you know who you are facing? You are facing the guardian of the courtyard and the person in charge of darkness. A leader who brings the gospel of warmth and joy to mankind!"
"Cats can actually talk!!!" Xu Wei's eyes widened: "Or did I hit my head and hallucinate? Say something more and I'll listen."
"Oh, poor and insignificant mortal."
"Wow!" Xu Wei exclaimed: "You can really talk! What's your name?"
In fact, young people in this era are actually relatively accepting of this kind of thing. After all, they have watched a lot of science fiction and fantasy movies, so they don’t make a fuss about anything they see. Besides, the person talking is a fat cat. This looks like so much fun.
"You actually asked the name of a true god? Hahaha, that's really ridiculous. But that's right, when you want to worship God, you must know the name of God. So since you asked sincerely, I will tell you compassionately, I am The guardian of the courtyard, the leader in charge of darkness, and the gospel that brings warmth and joy to mankind! My name is with the moonlight, and you can humbly lie on the ground and listen to my name. Please remember, the only one in this world is God, its name is..."
"Dahuang, it's time to eat."
At this moment, there was a sound of knocking a basin from behind. Xu Wei was stunned. She turned around and saw a young man in his twenties holding a basin and a bag of cat food. He filled it with The cat food basin was placed under the eaves, greeting the orange cat.
"coming."
The orange cat jumped down from the eaves with a loud sound and came to the rice bowl, but the next moment it was furious: "Cat food, cat food, cat food! Cat food again! I am the guardian of the courtyard and the leader in charge of darkness, It is a gospel that brings warmth and joy to mankind! You feed me this kind of industrial waste every day, are you looking down on me?"
The little brother kicked it in the butt: "What value have you created for this family? I asked you to go to the milk tea shop to act coquettishly and help attract customers, but you didn't want to. Some of them eat you and you talk nonsense. If you like it, don't you? Eat and wander by yourself."
Xu Wei's eyes widened when she saw the conversation between a man and a cat, her face full of surprise and disbelief.
"Eat, can't I eat? You really have a bad temper. The relationship between us is so deep, but you actually let me wander. It's so dirty outside, on the ground, on the trees, and in the holes. Dirty, everything is dirty, I..."
The orange cat chattered endlessly while eating, but the little brother ignored it and just walked up to Xu Wei: "Hello."
"Hello..." Xu Wei looked up at him and nodded sheepishly: "Sorry for causing trouble to you."
"Are you okay? Don't you feel any discomfort? If so, you still need to go to the hospital."
Xu Wei shook her head quickly: "It's okay, I'm fine now. Thank you... Is that cat really talking? Isn't it my hallucination?"
"He talks a lot of bullshit every day."
"It really can talk!"
"It can also do somersaults." The little brother looked back at the orange cat: "Dahuang, do somersaults."
"I am the guardian of the courtyard, the leader in charge of darkness, and the gospel that brings warmth and joy to mankind! You want me to do somersaults!? I think you have been a little disrespectful to me recently. You know that even the Pharaoh of Egypt saw this Even though I want to call you "Great Best" with respect, you actually ask me to do somersaults? I'm going to eat you now!"
"It's not happy." The little brother spread his hands helplessly: "There's nothing I can do."
Xu Wei calmed down a little and looked at the little brother in front of her: "Is it like this in front of everyone?"
"It's like this all the time. It's like this at night."
"Then...are you not afraid of others saying it everywhere?"
"This question...if I told you that there was a cat that could talk, would you choose to believe it or not?"
Xu Wei laughed: "I choose to think that you are flirting with me. By the way, my name is Xu Wei, and I am from the next city."
"Zhang Jiachang."
The two shook hands lightly, indicating that they knew each other. As for the talking cat, Xu Wei thought it would be okay to come back to study it after she had finished what she was doing, and this place gave her a bit of a feeling. Strangely, it is not so unacceptable to be involved in some metaphysics.
"Xu Wei, is it the Xu Wei that nothing can stop you from yearning for freedom?" The dark leader who was eating cat food suddenly raised his head and asked: "Speaking of which, I prefer Pu Shu, that laughter makes me Thinking of my flowers, the song is a bit old, have you heard it?"
Zhang Jiachang raised his hand and waved: "Ignore it."
Xu Wei nodded with a weird expression, then looked at the little brother in front of him and smiled: "Then I'll leave first. Can I come back to chat with it when I'm done?"
"up to you."
"Let her go. If you let her go, she will die and won't be able to come back." Dahuang shouted from behind: "I think she is quite beautiful, why don't you keep her? Okay?" Do you really not want a girlfriend who is easy to come to your door? Do you know that you are already in your twenties? Dogs will be bred at your age, haven’t you ever thought about why you are still single? It’s not like she’s dead anyway If she dies, why don't you just keep her and take it for yourself, it's a great deal."
"Shut up!" Zhang Jiachang turned around and cursed: "If you keep talking nonsense, I will ask Xiao Tian to come out and deal with you."
"Meow~~~~"
After what it said, Zhang Jiachang was fine, but Xu Weike was embarrassed. Her face burned and she smiled awkwardly: "Why did it say that I will die..."
"I don't know." Zhang Jiachang laughed: "But you'd better listen to it. I'm going to work, you can do it yourself."
He turned around and walked out through a small door, leaving Xu Wei standing alone in the yard in a daze.
This small courtyard is full of weirdness, the place is weird, the cats are weird, the people are weird, there is a feeling that something is wrong everywhere, although it is not scary, but it is weird...
Just when Xu Wei was in a daze, the big yellow also finished eating the cat food. It slowly swayed its fat body in front of Xu Wei, raised its tail and circled around her a few times: "The guidance God has given you, you No need to doubt. Do you have a mobile phone? Take it out and put it in front of me."
Xu Wei quickly took out her phone and put it in front of the yellow cat. Although she didn't know what it was going to do, who could refuse the request of a talking cat.
"Unlock it! You stupid woman!"
"Oh..." Xu Wei reacted after being scolded, quickly unlocked the phone and put it in front of Dahuang again.
Dahuang pulled it with his paws and said nonchalantly: "Apple, I don't like Apple. Apple's system is very troublesome. It doesn't allow downloading, and the only thing that makes people happy is browsing on Apple. It’s really called no taboo. Oh, let me see your browsing history.”
"No!" Xu Wei covered her phone: "Anything will do except that..."
"It seems there must be something bad in it." Rhubarb grunted and continued to pull. It skillfully clicked on a certain treasure, then found the pet section, clicked on an expensive cat can, and then used its paw to Clicked on that page: "Buy it, buy it, buy it!"
Although Xu Wei felt weird about the cat's behavior, but again, who can resist a talking cat...
"I'll give you the address. Just leave that guy's phone number." Dahuang circled around: "Buy more and stock up. Otherwise, if you eat it all at once, you will have a hard time in the future."
"Am I really going to die?" Xu Wei squatted next to Dahuang and asked softly, "Why?"
Dahuang stood up straight and looked around, then jumped directly onto Xu Wei's shoulders, and whispered in her ear: "Since you generously gave tribute to the Almighty God, the Almighty God will give you something in return. I can Let me tell you clearly, as long as you leave here, you will die tonight, and you will die miserably. You will never be reincarnated. You will be torn apart, drained of blood, and leave the world completely...Double pressure! I Awesome."
There is a saying in the world that it is better to believe something than something else. If it were another person, Xu Wei thought that person might be sick, but this was a cat... A cat told itself that it would die, so terrible Did Xindu come up after being scratched?
"Then I won't leave!"
At the same time that Xu Wei made this decision, her phone began to vibrate continuously. Dahuang pushed the phone to him with his paw: "There is a message, asking where you are."
"How should I answer that?"
"Just tell him that it's fine if you stay here." Dahuang left leisurely with his tail raised, and said as he walked: "He doesn't dare to come anyway."
