I am puzzled.
Who came up with the ill-fated blind date project?
Forcibly driving two young people who don't know each other together to have a meal and get to know each other.
You need to have a fucking relationship.
This kind of behavior always makes me feel like I'm being pimped.
The most damning thing is that you can’t escape!
In this blind date, the other party was introduced by a classmate who is an elder in the family.
When I listened to my dad explain it to me, I was dumbfounded:
Returnees who studied in Germany.
The 'cutting-edge' talents introduced by our eighteenth-tier city.
Fair skin, beautiful appearance and long legs
She has a sweet voice and a good personality.
Tell the truth and nothing else.
Just the fact that there are overseas returnees from Germany has shocked me for a whole year.
Not to mention he is an imported talent.
Is there anyone among our relatives' classmates who could give birth to such a monster daughter?
Is it possible that after twenty-eight years of hard work, the day has finally come for me to eat soft food? !
With this idea in mind, I dressed up and met this girl at the agreed time.
For this reason, I even spent a lot of money to clean my face and let Teacher Tony design a sexy hairstyle.
After all, the people opposite us are all returnees from overseas. It’s not too much for me to dress up, right?
When it came time to meet, I was stunned for a moment.
Beautiful, quite beautiful.
She has long black hair, light makeup, is quite tall, and has quite long legs.
Although it is different from the photo, at least it is not too far off (everyone understands...)
After a few simple greetings, everything was normal.
But after hearing that I had a hobby of working out, this girl actually wanted to see photos of my muscles.
I was stunned when I heard this.
Good guy…
After all, this mother is a returnee from Germany, she is so wild.
Isn't this bitch just like me hiring B to see her p?
Although I was shocked, I showed the photo to the girl.
Although I didn’t practice well, I wasn’t afraid to show it to others.
After seeing my photo, the girl shook her head in disappointment and said, "No, it's not as good as Cristiano Ronaldo..."
Then I was shocked again...
This girl really fucking values me...
If I have a body like Cristiano Ronaldo, why the hell do I have to fish every day?
I have already joined the national football team and become a multi-millionaire, right?
What?
Why don't you enter the international arena and become famous?
joke.
What the hell are you doing in this damn place where you can't even drink fucking Coke?
Of course, the national football team is comfortable. Wouldn’t it be nice to walk five kilometers a day?
I digress…
Thinking of this, I smiled politely and awkwardly.
Then he tentatively asked about their conditions.
Then I was shocked. He must be tall, handsome, with a good figure, and have an easy job and a lot of money.
The muscles also need to be drawn like Ronaldo.
When I looked at these conditions, my heart went cold.
Apart from being tall, handsome and with a good figure, I don’t have a damn thing about it!
I understood right then that this blind date was 100% pornographic.
But just when I shook my head secretly.
The girl also said bluntly: "To be honest, I don't think the two of us are suitable..."
When I heard this, I couldn't help but let out a long sigh of relief.
Fortunately I didn't take a fancy to it...
What if we are really together forcing me to practice in Ronaldo every day?
I can't even practice strangling him to death!
Then it was a simple meal, and we added each other on WeChat and then went back to our respective homes.
Then!
After I went back I was tossing and turning.
After all, I was rejected, which made everyone feel uncomfortable.
So out of curiosity, I asked my buddy who had experience studying in Germany about this girl who was studying abroad.
As a result, people were happy when they heard it.
This girl's study abroad program was a paid program offered by a school in our provincial capital at that time.
Anyone can go as long as they pay!
There are also so-called imported talents who are also parallel imports, and it is not difficult to have good connections...
Although I don’t know if my buddy is comforting me out of friendship.
But I feel really better.
It coincides with the opening of the Olympic Games, so I wanted to watch the opening ceremony to have some fun.
Then during the whole opening ceremony, I was so excited that I almost saw something indescribable.
Don’t say anything else, brothers.
Just open a tomb like this, not to mention it's Ultraman's motherfucker.
Even Lin Zhengying had to shake his head when he saw his uncle.
Such a bunch of monsters dancing around with demons, how could the old man ride a green bull down to the lower world to contain them!
I won’t say any more, I’m going to work out.
Try to become like Ronaldo as soon as possible.
Looking for a darling who loves me and cares for me and has a net worth of over 100 million.
Then eat soft rice until you are full...
