Chapter 3 Twelve Years’ worth of piss

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Looking at Qingyue's leaving figure, Xue Tianqing covered her cheeks with an aggrieved look on her face: How did I know you were a woman?

Not only did Qingyue leave, she also took away the Taoist robe that had just been given to Xue Tianqing.

Fortunately, there were two brand-new robes in the bedroom, otherwise he wouldn't even have to wear a coat.

Qingyue just told Xue Tianqing that the fruit tree in the yard was a red moon tree, and the fruit was called a red moon fruit.

The red moon fruit can increase blood energy, and after refining, it can even help improve cultivation.

However, Xue Tianqing cannot eat it now because her body, which has not yet practiced cultivation, cannot bear the power of the red moon fruit essence.

Xue Tianqing was very obedient, because he wanted to return to his hometown alive, so he gave up the idea of ​​trying the red moon fruit.

The west wing of the small courtyard is the kitchen, which contains all kinds of grain, oil, rice and noodles.

Qingyue told Xue Tianqing that she wanted to eat by herself because Fang Cunfeng didn't have a kitchen and didn't need one.

She hadn't eaten enough water since she arrived, and Xue Tianqing was thirsty and hungry, so she rushed into the kitchen as soon as Qingyue left.

Although he wasn't very good at cooking, he could still feed his stomach. Smelling the aroma of rice, Xue Tianqing couldn't help but swallow.

But he didn't know that when he saw the smoke rising from the kitchen, a strange smile appeared on the Patriarch's face.

After finishing the meal and cleaning up, Xue Tianqing was ready to go for some convenience.

But what he didn't expect was that there was no toilet in the yard!

Not only is there none in the yard, there is none outside either!

In desperation, Xue Tianqing could only find a corner to solve the problem!

Unexpectedly, as soon as he entered the house after taking care of his physiological needs, Patriarch Bodhi, who transformed into a woman, appeared in front of Xue Tianqing: "Did you leave the filth on the mountain?"

Seeing that Xue Tianqing was confused, the Patriarch pointed his hand in the direction where he had just urinated.

Xue Tianqing said helplessly: "I can't find the toilet, there is really no other way."

But before Xue Tianqing could say another word, Patriarch Bodhi reached out and strangled his neck from behind.

When Xue Tianqing came to his senses, he was taken to another mountain peak.

He casually threw Xue Tianqing to the ground, and Patriarch Bodhi stood in the air with a livid face: "You will be punished by practicing here for one discipline!"

After saying that, he disappeared in a flash, leaving Xue Tianqing looking at the air and muttering to himself: "Isn't it just a puddle of urine? Is it so serious?"

He raised his hand and touched the back of his neck. A soft feeling came from his fingertips: "Is the Patriarch really a woman? If a man transformed, it can't be so real, right?"

Just when she was thinking wildly, Xue Tianqing's heart suddenly moved, and then she turned to look to the left.

At this time, he was on a grassy hillside. In the grass not far away on the left, a creature that looked exactly like a monkey and about half a meter tall was sticking its head out.

Xue Tianqing was surprised when he saw this and said, "It turns out to be Wukong."

But soon he squeaked several times again, as if someone else was calling him this name.

Looking at the unknown creatures, Xue Tianqing became curious: anything that could live in Fangcun Mountain must not be ordinary, but she didn't know what it was.

Staring at each other for a long time, the creature slowly retracted its body into the grass.

Just when Xue Tianqing thought it was about to leave, the little creature suddenly jumped up and rushed towards his face, and its forward claws were obviously aimed at his eyes.

Xue Tianqing was surprised and ducked down to avoid the opponent's attack, and then swung out her right fist.

The creature was very flexible. When it saw the fist coming, it turned around in the air and hit Xue Tianqing's arm with its hind legs.

Seeing this, Xue Tianqing raised her right arm to block it, and then felt a burning pain.

Although the creature was small, it was very powerful. Not only did it scratch Xue Tianqing, it also made him stumble backward.

In order to stabilize her body, Xue Tianqing subconsciously pulled her legs back, but she forgot that this was not flat land but a hillside.

By the time he reacted, it was too late. He stepped on the air and fell to the ground, then rolled down the hillside.

Seeing Xue Tianqing rolling down the mountain, the unknown creature was also frightened. Instead of chasing it, it ran up the mountain.

The hillside seemed gentle, but there were many stones hidden in the green grass. The snow rolling down the mountain Qingqing screamed from time to time, and finally passed out when he was about to reach the foot of the mountain.

Before she fell into coma, what Xue Tianqing was thinking was: She wouldn't just roll out of Hentian Peak and fall into the mortal world!

When Xue Tianqing opened his eyes again, what came into view was not only the dazzling sunlight, but also a very slender figure.

"Qingyue, why are you here?"

"The ancestor asked me to bring you something. I happened to see you being scratched by the Eye-Eating Ape, so I helped you treat the wound. Don't worry, it's just a skin injury, because the Eye-Eating Ape is not poisonous."

Xue Tianqing frowned upon hearing this: "Are you saying there are still poisonous creatures here?"

Seeing Qingyue nodding, Xue Tianqing sighed and got up, only to find that the clothes on his right arm had been torn open and the forearm was wrapped with thick gauze.

"What is the eye-eating ape? Is it the monkey just now?"

"Eye-eating ape, as the name suggests, eats eyes. But this little thing is not very powerful. You will find that it is of great use to you in the future."

"My name is Eye-Eating Monkey, so I'm definitely not a kind person, but what does it mean to be of great use to me?"

Qingyue did not continue to explain, but chuckled and said: "Uncle, don't worry, practicing at Hattian Peak for one period may be far better than sitting cross-legged under the Patriarch's door."

"By the way, Qingyue, since Master asked me to practice here, where will I live? Master left me just now and left without telling me where I live."

Qingyue looked at Xue Tianqing in surprise: "Little uncle, why don't you know anything?"

Xue Tianqing scratched her head: "I don't know what's normal. How long have I been here? You know best. You know better than Master."

Qingyue sighed: "Hatetian Peak is not only a training place for Bodhi Sect disciples, but also a place of punishment. If you want to survive here, you can only rely on yourself, do you understand?"

Seeing Xue Tianqing's mouth open and silent, Qingyue took out a baggage from behind: "Here are a few sets of clothes, some dry food and other items. The rest is up to you. By the way, this sword and this I’ll leave you the dagger as well, it should come in handy. Uncle Master, remember, when you come to Hentian Peak, you will be a disciple of the Bodhi Sect only if you survive.”

Xue Tianqing said in confusion: "Isn't it just a convenience? Is Master so angry?"

Qingyue nodded and said: "The twelve peaks of Fangcun Mountain, the main peak is the training place for disciples who have achieved golden bodies, and there is no room for any filth."

Xue Tianqing said in surprise: "Then what do you do when you go to the toilet?"

"After achieving the immortal body, you only need to introduce the essence of heaven and earth into the body and collect the immortal dew of the world as food. There will no longer be any filth in the body, so there is no need for mortals."

Xue Tianqing was shocked when she heard this: No! The gods don’t even need to use the toilet!

Looking at Qingyue in front of him, Li Jian's heart suddenly moved: "You mean you have become an immortal. How old are you?"

"I have forgotten how much time I wasted before becoming an immortal. I only know that I have been practicing on the main peak for more than 700 years."

Xue Tianqing stayed there for a long time before speaking again: "Since the main peak cannot tolerate filth, then why did you prepare firewood, rice, oil and salt for me?"

Qingyue was honest: "The ancestor asked me to prepare it."

Since there cannot be any dirt on the main peak, why did Patriarch Bodhi leave himself there and why was he preparing things for use in the kitchen!

No matter how stupid Xue Tianqing is, he still understands what happened. He blinked and said, "Qingyue, just now Master said that he wants me to practice a discipline here. How long is a discipline?"

"Twelve years."

Qingyue was almost stunned when she saw the snow, and Qingyue said: "All living things here are animals. If you can find a tall tree to spend the night, your life should not be in danger."

should? What is should? !

By the time Xue Tianqing recovered from the shock, Qingyue had already stepped on the clouds and left.

That's right, before his eyes he saw a white cloud appear out of thin air under Qingyue's feet, and then fly away into the sky.

Seeing Qingyue leaving, Xue Tianqing ignored the pain, picked up the baggage, took the sword and dagger, and ran towards the nearest big tree.

When he arrived under the tree, Xue Tianqing was as nimble as a monkey. He climbed to a high place in a short while, and he didn't look like someone who was injured at all.

Sitting on the highest tree branch, Xue Tianqing's heart finally settled in her stomach.

Just opening the baggage made his nose almost crooked with anger.

In addition to two sets of clothes, there were only two steamed buns, a pickle, and a tube of water in a bamboo tube!

In addition, there are two dark stones at the bottom of the baggage.

What is the stone for? Do you want to fight the beast with it?

Looking at the long sword and dagger hanging aside, Xue Tianqing casually threw the stone into the distance.

Xue Tianqing was sure that he had been tricked. As for why Patriarch Bodhi had to go in such a big circle, he couldn't figure it out.

Looking at the embarrassed Xue Tianqing, Qingyue, who hid her body, said softly: "Grandmaster, don't say anything. Do you think my uncle can survive a century? He even threw away the flint."

Patriarch Bodhi smiled slightly: "Everything has its own destiny."

If Xue Tianqing were here, he would definitely spit on Patriarch Bodhi's face without hesitation: "Fuck everything!"

Seeing the red sun setting in the west, Xue Tianqing took out a piece of clothing from the bag, cut it into strips of cloth with a dagger, braided it into a rope, and finally tied herself to a tree.

There are indeed many beasts on Hentian Peak, and as soon as the sky darkens, the roars can be heard incessantly.

As the night deepened, Xue Tianqing finally realized the danger of Hentian Peak. Not only were there black shadows lingering on the ground, but the air was filled with the smell of blood.

What's more, through the starlight, Xue Tianqing saw black shadows wandering under the trees from time to time, and even looked up, obviously finding herself.

In the twelfth year of the first century, Patriarch Bodhi didn't seem to be joking, and Qingyue didn't seem to be joking either.

One moment, he was tempting me to become a disciple, and the next moment, he left me here. What was the ancestor's intention?

Another thing Xue Tianqing is more worried about is: how long is a year here? Why does it feel like half a day here is much longer than the earth?

I don’t know how long it took, but Xue Tianqing finally fell into a deep sleep.

In the dream, he arrived at the Rotten Peach Mountain, grinned stupidly at the peaches on the mountain, and then left the baggage of steamed buns far away.

But when he reached out to pick the peach closest to him, he missed it.

Unwilling to give up, Xue Tianqing tried several times but finally reached out to another peach, but the result was the same.

Xue Tianqing felt anxious and suddenly opened her eyes, only to see a sky full of stars!