As the saying goes, a skinny camel is bigger than a horse, and a tired BMW is also a BMW. After setting off, the sweaty BMW moves as fast as flying without showing any sign of fatigue.
At two o'clock in the morning, the two of them arrived at the eastern foot of Duoji Mountain. Changsheng knew that there were many masters in Gelug Temple, and he was worried that stimulating the spiritual energy would expose his complexion, so he could only walk up the mountain with Datou.
From a distance, Duoji Mountain is not very high, but when you get closer, you realize that the mountain peaks are towering into the clouds. It is still quite hard to climb slowly without using spiritual energy. By the time we reach the agreed place with the little fat man, it has already passed the second watch.
Seeing the two of them arriving, the little fat man hurriedly stood up and came from the corner to greet them.
"Why are you here?" It was cold in the middle of the night, and the little fat man's lips were blue from the cold.
"We don't dare to activate our spiritual energy and use our body skills, so we can only climb up slowly." Changsheng looked at the little fat man up and down. At this time, the little fat man had already put on the clothes he wore during the day, and also brought a small child with him. burden.
"Okay, let's go, I'll take you to the cave where I retreat." The little fat man turned around and went first.
At this time, the three of them were located at the eastern foot of Mount Duoji, close to the top of the mountain. The main building complex, including many large and small palaces and monks' houses, were located at the southern foot of the mountain. They were not very far from the area where the three of them were. They were worried about being seen or Hearing the voices, the three of them stopped talking to each other along the way. They followed the little fat man cautiously to the top of the mountain.
Not long after, the little fat man took the two of them to the top of the mountain. On the sunny side, there was a round arched cave entrance, facing the main hall on the mountainside. The shape of the cave entrance was very regular, and it seemed to be dug manually. The left and right sides There are local characters carved on the side and above the hole that the two of them cannot understand.
"Why is there no way?" Datou frowned and looked at Changsheng.
"These yellow strips of cloth hanging down can also block it." Changsheng said. There was no wooden door at the entrance of the cave as they imagined. There were only some yellow strips of cloth with written words on them. The texture was rather hard, and they were thought to be felt cloth.
The little fat man opened the curtain and walked into the cave, "Come in quickly, those old monks are afraid that someone will harm me, so they come up for a walk when they have nothing to do."
After hearing the words, the two hurriedly walked into the cave. The cave was nine feet high, seven feet wide, straight and deep. The distance from the cave entrance to the stone wall on the north was about three feet. There was an ear hole on the east and west sides of the deep main cave, and on the east side. That one is the sanctuary, and the one on the west side is the bedroom.
"Change quickly." The little fat man pointed to the pile of clothes on the floor of the bedroom.
Seeing that it was a set of extremely solemn robes exclusive to the Dharma King, Datou was a little nervous and looked at Changsheng with some anxiety.
Changsheng was also quite nervous, but he had no choice but to shoot the arrow as he had the arrow on the string, so he could only nod his head.
Datou quickly walked into the bedroom to change his clothes. At the same time, he asked the little fat man about his daily retreat. He must know what the little fat man did every day in retreat, otherwise it would be easy for him to reveal his flaws.
The little fat man was eager to leave and quickly explained that the so-called retreat is actually meditation and meditation. Most of the time every day, you have to sit at the end of the main cave and face the wall to meditate. The stone wall at the end of the cave is engraved with many pictures, texts and mantras from all ages. Whatever the Dharma King left behind, the reincarnated Dharma King of Geluk Monastery will be sent to the inner wall after being found. Familiar places and familiar scenery will help the reincarnated Dharma King recall his past life and become enlightened as soon as possible.
Since this is the retreat place of the Dharma Kings of the past dynasties, it is regarded as a Buddhist holy place by the monks of Geluk Monastery. Except for the Dharma King himself, no one else can enter casually, and those who deliver meals can only deliver them to the door.
In order to make sure nothing goes wrong, Datou began to ask for details, including the little fat man's eating habits and defecation time. If he suddenly likes to eat things that he didn't like to eat at first, the monk will definitely become suspicious. Originally, I was having sex twice a day, but it ended up being once every two days, which would also reveal my secrets.
The little fat man was also worried that Da Tou would show off and be chased back by the monk again. Therefore, although he was eager to return home, he still had the patience to talk to Da Tou. He even demonstrated his own meditation posture, which was very irregular. , the reason is that he spent most of the time in retreat listlessly dozing. If he sat upright, the monks who delivered meals or the guardian guru who occasionally came to inspect would also notice abnormalities.
Then the big head asked the little fat man whether he would chant sutras during retreat and whether people outside would talk to him. The little fat man only said that he never chanted sutras during retreat. In order to ensure that he could meditate calmly, no matter whether it was the monk who delivered the meal or the monk who came to None of the patrolling guru would talk to him.
What the little fat man said must be true, because his residence is as messy as a doghouse. If the guardian guru can enter the cave, he will tidy it up even if he does not criticize him.
After making sure that there were no omissions, the two of them left the bulk behind and sneaked down the mountain.
Most of the people here can ride a horse, but the little fat guy can't. He wants to learn, but the monks are worried that he will fall and get hurt, so they won't let him ride. The most important thing is that he has a distinguished status and occasionally travels in a big sedan chair. No need to ride a horse either.
The little fat man couldn't ride a horse, so Changsheng could only let him sit behind him, and the two of them rode together.
He also took the sweaty BMW away with him. He originally planned to send the sweaty BMW to a nearby county government for temporary foster care. When he got to dawn, he found that the sweaty BMW was not tired and lethargic, so he continued on the road with it.
Although Mr. Hei ran very fast, it was very bumpy. The little fat man soon couldn't bear it anymore and hoped that Changsheng would teach him how to ride a horse.
After weighing the matter, Changsheng satisfied his request. As the saying goes, if the little fat man learns to ride a horse, the speed of the two of them will be much faster.
Naughty people may not be smart, but smart people must be naughty. If you are not naughty, you are not truly smart, because the essence of obedience is to follow the rules, and the essence of transcendence is to subvert and change, and any subversion and change of the status quo will be regarded as disobedient and naughty in the eyes of the world.
The little fat man had a very high level of understanding. He mastered the essentials of horseback riding with a little guidance from Chang Sheng. In addition, the sweaty horse was very humane and easy to control. Therefore, in less than half an hour, the little fat man was able to ride alone and run wildly.
Changsheng was worried that he would fall off his horse, so he kept following him. Even if the little fat man suddenly fell off his horse, he would be able to rescue him in time.
No one would take advantage of others in vain, and livestock was no exception. With the blessing of soy milk and flour cake, the two horses continued to exert strength and ran wildly day and night.
Changsheng not only saw the returning heart from the little fat man, but also saw the unwavering determination. Although the little fat man was naughty and mischievous, he would stick to the things he set his sights on and move forward indomitably. The little fat man had not yet cultivated his spiritual energy, and the long and bumpy journey made him extremely painful. But this guy was quite tough. He gritted his teeth and remained silent.
At first, Changsheng was still doubting whether he was right or wrong in secretly bringing the little fat man out. Now he no longer doubts it. The little fat man is very stubborn and paranoid. All the vigorous things in the world, including the vigorous love and perseverance in practice, are Stubborn and paranoid people do this, just like people with a peaceful temperament and gentleness, who can easily assess the situation and change and give up.
It's impossible to lock up a person like Little Fatty. If you don't let him worry about this, he will never find peace in his heart, and sooner or later he will sneak out.
People who don't often ride horses can easily get bruises on their inner crotch, and the little fat man is no exception. But it was his idea to go back to see Alan, and he can only bear the consequences of his decision. The little fat man seems to understand this, So I kept silent.
To Chang Sheng, the little fat man was just a child, and he didn't shy away from it. When he stopped riding, he forcibly took off his pants to help him apply medicine. Facts have proved that this guy is indeed a child, and he is fair and white, no more than the size of his thumb.
Changsheng expected that the one-way trip would take three days, but the little fat man rode alone and ran all the way. He arrived at the boundary of Qingxian County on the afternoon of the third day, half a day earlier than Changsheng expected.
The little fat man originally lived in Qingxian County. Before entering the city, the little fat man unpacked his little bag and put on a new set of clothes. The clothes fit well and were obviously recently sewn. This shows that the little fat man has been plotting secretly. Come back and meet your loved one.
The little fat man is a tantric monk, so he only needs to shave his hair short, not shiny. Even so, he still doesn't feel good-looking, and he even brings a hat with him.
After packing up, the little fat man showed his face to Changsheng and asked, "Brother Cripple, how are you doing?"
"The jade tree faces the wind." Changsheng smiled.
"Is my tree a little thick?" The little fat man lacked confidence.
"If it's too thin, it's not a tree, it's a hemp pole." Although Changsheng was smiling, he was secretly worried. His worries had two aspects. First, the little fat man had been away for a long time, and the possibility of the woman waiting for him was not high. , if the woman is remarried to another family, the little fat man will definitely be sad. The second is that if the woman is really waiting for him, the little fat man will probably elope with the woman. With this guy's temperament, he can really do it. At that time, he will become the number one accomplice, and the big head pretending to be the little fat man will also be unlucky.
The little fat man didn't know what Chang Sheng was thinking. After receiving the compliment, he smiled, got on his horse, and entered the city.
After entering the city, the little fat man knew the way and rode straight to the woman's house. When they arrived at the woman's door, they were both stunned at the same time.
There were wedding couplets hanging at the woman's door, lights and colorful decorations in the yard, a bustling crowd, and the smell of alcohol filling the air, and she seemed to be having a banquet.
"Does she have any brothers or sisters?" Chang Sheng looked at the little fat man nervously.
The little fat man turned pale and shook his head numbly.
Changsheng was secretly worried, but he didn't expect that things would be worse than he expected. It could be said that it was extremely bad. Not only did the woman not wait for the little fat man, she was already betrothed to someone else. The most terrible thing was that the little fat man caught the woman getting married.
Seeing that the little fat man's face was pale, Changsheng wanted to express some words of comfort, but felt that no matter what he said at this time, it would be in vain. After thinking anxiously, he got off his horse and walked quickly through the door.
At this time, marriages were about people from the same family. The little fat man's family was originally a wealthy family, and the woman's family was also very well-off. As soon as Changsheng entered the door, he met a servant. After asking, he learned that it was indeed the young lady Zhang Zhilan who was getting married, and the man was the third son of County Magistrate Sun. .
The waiter was busy greeting the guests, and after saying a few words to Changsheng, he turned and left. Before leaving, he grabbed two snacks and stuffed them into his hand.
Changsheng threw away the snack and looked back at the little fat man. The little fat man had heard the previous conversation between the two. The little fat man was too sad and was trembling.
Changsheng walked up to the little fat man and said, "Dazhong, what do you want to do?"
The little fat man obviously wanted to cry, but he tried hard to hold it back. "I finally gave myself an explanation and went back."
"No, you have to let her know that you have been here." Changsheng got on his horse and said, "She has been taken to her husband's house. Let's go find her."
"Brother Cripple, don't go." The little fat man said with a cry.
"You also said that your parents did not cancel the engagement. This move by the Zhang family is a breach of trust and disrespect." Changsheng pulled the reins of the bloody horse forward, "I will ask you for an explanation."
The little fat man was already in a daze. If it weren't for the many locals on the street, he would have burst into tears.
Changsheng was filled with anger at this time. There were not many people who valued love and righteousness these days. Although the little fat man could not marry her due to his status, his sincerity should not be let down.
When Chang Sheng rushed to the county government office in a hurry, the county government office was already overcrowded. The county magistrate's family was holding a wedding event, and no local squire dared to miss it. There were also a large number of villagers who gathered to watch.
At this time, the bride has got off the sedan chair and is worshiping inside.
"Hold on, don't cry, don't embarrass yourself in front of others." Chang Sheng warned in a low voice.
I don't know whether it was because there were too many people that the little fat man was a little frightened, or because he didn't want to embarrass Alan. The little fat man shook his head and said, "Brother Cripple, let's forget it."
Changsheng didn't answer and rode straight to the county government office.
Seeing two horses rushing straight to the door, several government officials who were maintaining order rushed forward, "Who is it?!"
Changsheng ignored them, but dismounted first, and then helped the little fat man off his horse.
The people who were watching were all locals, and they all knew that the Zhang family and the Ding family had arranged a marriage. When they saw the little fat man appearing, they knew that there was a good show, and they gloated and whispered.
Changsheng helped the little fat man off the horse and led him towards the yard.
A government official recognized the little fat man and said, "He is the fat son of the Ding family. Didn't this guy become a monk?"
"How dare you!" Chang Sheng spoke angrily and reprimanded him angrily, "Ding Dazhong is the Dharma King of the Tantric Sect, and he has tens of thousands of monks and millions of people in Gelug. How dare you be disrespectful and offend?"
Hearing Changsheng's words, the surroundings were instantly silent.
At this moment, an old man walked out quickly surrounded by a group of government officials, "How dare you! Today is the happy day of my third son. Where did this wild monk come from? Come on, catch me."
Hearing the old man's words, all the government officials responded in unison and turned around to take action.
"How outrageous!" Changsheng grabbed all the three official seals he carried with him in his hand, "I am the General of the Hussars, the Secretary of the Ministry of Household Affairs and the Imperial Censor, Li Changsheng. This time, by the emperor's order, I am accompanying Ding Dazhong, the Dorje Dharma King, to return to his hometown to visit his relatives. Are you planning to kill all nine tribes if you deliberately conflict and offend?"
As soon as this statement came out, everyone was in an uproar.
"One person comes up to inspect the official seal." Changsheng said coldly.
A county official stepped forward nervously and took it with trembling hands. After inspecting it, he turned back in horror and said, "Sir, the official seal is genuine."
Hearing the man's words, Magistrate Sun's face turned pale and he collapsed on the ground. The rest of the people came to their senses, and even the officials and the people fell to their knees.
"Are you the magistrate of this county?" Changsheng looked at the magistrate coldly.
"Sun Lan, who holds a humble position, is the magistrate of Qing County." Magistrate Sun fell to the ground and trembled.
"From this moment on, you are no longer an official. Official documents from the Ministry of Officials will be sent to you later," Chang Sheng said coldly, "The Ding family and the Zhang family have a marriage contract. Although you are a humble official, you should also know etiquette. It is ridiculous to act like this.”
Magistrate Sun was so frightened that he still dared to answer the question.
Changsheng turned around and looked at the little fat man with a look of astonishment, "The King of Dharma values love and righteousness and never forgets the past. The emperor originally wanted to make an exception and grant a marriage and a royal title to the Zhang family. However, Zhang Zhilan lost her virginity and had no virtue and has already been betrothed to her. Please, my dharma king, would you like to call her out so that I can see you again?"
Hearing Changsheng's words, the little fat man tried his best to calm down, shook his head and said, "Forget it, it's gone."
"Follow the law and decree." Changsheng said loudly, and then helped the little fat man onto the horse again.
"Lame... don't make it difficult for them." The little fat man couldn't bear it.
"Since the King of Dharma personally intercedes for you, I will show mercy outside the law," Changsheng said angrily, "Sun Lan will remain in his original post and be fined for one year."
"Thank you, sir, thank you, sir." Magistrate Sun escaped from death and kowtowed.
"Don't thank me. If you want to thank me, just thank Dharma King Dorje." Changsheng shook his reins and urged his horse, and left with the little fat man to the west...
