What is the first thing you should do when you become a woman?
OK!
The night he just traveled through time, Jiang Lai didn't notice anything unusual. It wasn't until he was getting ready to pee in the early morning that he realized that he seemed to have successfully lost weight in his dream? !
Otherwise, how could it be so light?
Then he took off his pants skillfully, touched his little hands, his body trembled, and his head felt cold.
Hi? !
Where is my Spongebob? !
He thought it was a dream, but he didn't expect that the dream was a bit long and he actually had it for several days.
Jiang Lai, who recognized the reality, also recognized his current identity - Jiang Zhi.
A girl, a maid from Kuiling of the Great Chu State, a maid of Wenxiang Tea House, an honest and good-natured baby.
But he prefers to call the original owner the little unlucky guy.
Jiang Lai, who had traveled to another world, began to realize the reality, and even went to look in the mirror. Apart from having an average figure with no abdominal muscles, and being still young and not yet tall, Jiang Lai was also very cute.
The only flaw is the pseudo-protagonist template.
The so-called pseudo-protagonist is... he has a father and a mother, average qualifications, failure in cultivation, and a future in love.
And...there is a good sister outside.
My sister's name is Jiang Jiang, and she is the biological sister of the weapon-refining shop next door. She always likes to come over every now and then to teach her the exercises.
What does it seem to be called...the Eighteen-Style Evil Soul Kick Technique?
Hey, I'm still a self-cultivated person, those thighs... suck.
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As for why she is the sister of the weapon-refining shop next door...
When I was a child, my family was poor and Lao Jiang's family was not yet developed. They could not support Jiang Zhi's little daughter, so they had to sell her to a wealthy man from another family.
In Kuiling, more than ten miles away from Guanji, there was a wealthy immortal family, known as the Zhang family in Kuiling. They often sent servants to collect rare minerals, jade and the like nearby.
Regardless of whether they are servants or maids, or young masters and daughters, they all follow the family rules of doing good deeds every day set by the ancestor Zhang Kui. Therefore, the Zhang family has a reputation for hundreds of miles around Kuiling.
In this three-acre area of Kuiling, the Zhang family can be considered a big family.
Unexpectedly, not even two years after selling Jiang Zhi, Jiang Zhen, the ancestor, had a good time. He was over half a century old. He picked up a seriously injured casual cultivator in the mine and learned that he also had spiritual roots. From then on, he embarked on the path to immortality.
After that, it was like he was cheating, and his cultivation skyrocketed. In just a dozen years, he entered the late stage of body training, and he was considered a figure in this small Kuiling official gathering.
Later, he inherited all the mantles of casual cultivators and opened a weapon-refining shop in the official assembly, which was considered a small achievement in life.
And his level of weapon refining can be said to be not only one in a million, but also one in a hundred.
Because the entire Kuiling official gathering, except for the Treasure Refining Pavilion of the Chu State official family, and the other weapon refining shops of casual cultivators are really hard to describe, the success rate of refining weapons is actually less than 20%.
Although Jiang Zhen, who is relatively talented, is young and not very high in cultivation, his weapon refining skills are actually comparable to the master of Lianbao Pavilion.
half of.
It's just that he started practicing cultivation late, and he didn't read much since he was a child. He also lacked the blessing of a childlike body. After the death of the casual cultivator, he had no one to guide him, and he was stuck in a bottleneck for many years.
Now this cultivation level is coming to an end. Unless there is some chance encounter, it is too difficult to go further.
Let’s talk about the Eighteen-Style Evil Soul Kick Technique practiced by Jiang Jiang...
Although it is just a basic physical training method, for the two sisters, the content is not only obscure and difficult to understand, but at least it can be regarded as like a heavenly book.
It's like they are not biological.
He neither inherited Mr. Jiang’s big eyes nor his talent for body and weapon refining.
If he hadn't known that his wife was well-behaved, he himself would have thought that the two girls were not biological.
The original owner, a little unlucky guy, had no qualifications and was sold to a wealthy family. The older girl studied on her own, and at the age of twenty she was still in the early stages of physical training.
It was entirely because Jiang Zhen was busy refining weapons and had no time to teach him personally. He often thought about it and secretly regretted it.
Then, with the strength of regret, I quietly went to East Street and went up to the second floor to look at the new sign to comfort me.
Therefore, the two of them could not come up with anything after discussing it. They were both in their twenties. One was in the early stages of physical training, and the other was new to physical training, and it was difficult to throw even a few punches.
However, as a spiritual maid, Jiang Zhi must have some cultivation skills, not much, probably the skills of a three-legged cat, just one level of Qi refining.
At least it saves some effort when cleaning.
Although she is a bit reluctant to practice, her elder sister Jiang Jiang is diligent and studious. Every time she learns something through hard work, she always shares it with her sister who has reunited after being separated for many years.
I just hope that she will wake up soon, strengthen her body, give up her soul and take up martial arts, and switch to physical training that doesn't require much use of her brain.
After all, she could see that Lao Jiang's brain was not very bright and he was really not good at this.
It's too difficult to refine Qi, and she's stupid. As for body refinement... she just has to give up the strength from the flower spirit stone.
The prerequisite is to understand the exercises.
Leaving aside the question of whether he is talented or not, he is really a talented, diligent and studious little genius.
Although they are biological sisters, they have not contacted each other for more than ten years and have no feelings for each other.
Sometimes Jiang Zhi couldn't figure out why this sister who suddenly appeared was so kind to her.
I probably hugged him when he was a child, met him again when he grew up, and now he is being raised as a child.
But she's pretty good-looking...
Sister, hehe, sister.
ヾ(^▽^*)))
Jiang Zhi felt happy from the bottom of his heart when he thought of this biological sister who was closer than his biological sister.
Although he is a man in spirit, he is now a girl!
She's such a cute girl and has a loving sister!
Suck!
The place where Jiang Zhi is staying now is the official gathering in Kuiling of Chu State, which is called Fangshi in popular terms.
It's the kind of market that monks often go to in novels, but unfortunately it's not a kind of market, it's just that kind of market.
Just because it was official land and was under the jurisdiction of the Chu royal family, it was called Guanji. This is different from ordinary markets, and there are not many other changes.
There are also casual cultivators who cannot afford to rent a storefront and set up stalls along the street, and there are also abandoned treasures hidden in those stalls.
There are monks and beasts in this world, as well as monsters and ghosts. It is an alien world where you can practice.
But all this has nothing to do with Xiao Jiangzhi.
She has mediocre qualifications and doesn't even have any skills. She relies on her good sister to teach her a few formulas that are like a book from time to time.
But the little unlucky guy is too talented and smart. I've been teaching this for several years, but I haven't memorized even a single formula, so I haven't even started practicing body training yet.
Jiang Lai suspected that this girl was stupid, otherwise how could he wear it on her body.
After all, a little Ka La like basic exercises is not worthy of her, so she should start learning from Ah Wo E.
It’s not that you don’t deserve it, it’s that you deserve better.
Although Jiang Zhi was found by his biological father and mother, the business of signing calligraphy and painting pledges was not redeemed at the request of the other party.
Then from now on, if there are more than a thousand maidservants in the Zhang family, wouldn't everyone be able to redeem them if their family becomes prosperous?
This is unreasonable. If you don't go away, I will knock down your weapon refining shop.
Although Jiang Zhen wanted to get his precious girl back after he became prosperous, he completely lost his voice after trying his luck and just pretended that he didn't have this little daughter.
Although it's not as comfortable as being a little daughter-in-law at home, it's not a bad life.
Therefore, now Jiang Zhi can still only do odd jobs at Wenxiang Tea House, instead of returning to Lao Jiang's house to be his second lady in the Jiang family.
Compared to the Zhang family in Kuiling, whose family has been passed down for more than ten generations, Jiang Zhen can only be considered a nouveau riche at best.
And it's the kind that the other party looks down upon, so naturally they won't give him face.
Jiang Jiang, on the other hand, fished in the teahouse all day long, occasionally doing some chores for the immortal elders whose cultivation seemed to be as high as dozens of floors.
Such as serving tea and wine, etc., you can enjoy leisurely time when there is no business on weekdays.
Although there are no beautiful adventures or colorful life, at least I live a stable life, but I don’t have much hope.
Jiang Jiang was born like a fairy, but she didn't get any romance because of her outstanding appearance.
Likewise, she was not taken in by a bad old man whose cultivation was so high that he could move mountains and seas. He took her as a concubine or a furnace. From then on, she became rich and powerful, and reached the pinnacle of the immortal path.
I would rather come to her whenever I have nothing to do and study the Four Books and Five Classics...
No, it’s the Great Dao Sutra.
Jiang Zhi, who had nothing to do, didn't want to practice. After all, after all these years, he couldn't even recite a few formulas, which showed how smart the original owner was.
The five spiritual roots sound like they are very powerful, and you can learn all kinds of exercises related to the five elements, but in fact...
Anyone who knows her whereabouts will shake their head, and some guests who don't bother to hide it will laugh loudly before leaving, and then add:
"I should be a maid for the rest of my life, but it's a pity that I'm not on East Street."
It is said that a person with all five elements is the template for a protagonist, but Jiang Zhi, who yelled 'sign in' and 'bind me to the system' into the air every morning, gave up long ago.
No opportunity, no connections, no spiritual stones, not even a complete technique, just practice it first.
The speed at which she absorbs spiritual energy and transforms it into cultivation is not even as fast as Mr. Wang's dog on West Street. I heard that the cloud-chasing dog has been feeding and drinking every day for more than twenty years, and now it is about to become a third-level monster. .
The combat power is comparable to that of a powerful person in the late stage of body refining!
Hiss...the demon dog chasing the cloud is so terrifying!
(゜▽゜)!
And Jiang Zhi...
Every time she went back to buy goods, the dog bared its teeth at her, and she had to shake it three times because it was not tied to a leash.
Bah, contempt, no morals.
...
Business has been slow these days, and Jiang Zhixian, who likes to play with the new Spongebob when he has nothing to do, has started writing a diary, hoping that he can take it out to scare the locals after his death.
It's quite interesting when you think about it.
But she forgot that these people simply couldn’t understand Simplified Chinese, a high-end cultural inheritance.
...
In the 176th year of Ankang in Dachu, it was autumn, October 8th, sunny.
Today my sister came to see me again, and I copied...(crossed out) a poem for her on the spot. My generation, Wenzhao Gong, is so awesome that the way she looks at me is different.
Sister Jiang Jiang is really good-looking, but it's a pity that she is an individual practitioner. She would be so cool if she carried a sword on her back. What's the point of always kicking people with her legs? It really affects her temperament.
I do not care! My sister can only kick me! (cross out)
I did some business in the evening, but I wasn't too busy. I chatted with a drunk sect disciple. These people are usually aloof, but when they drink, they act like singles.
Occasionally, I bring a sister with me to drink with me, and I don’t forget to show off when I meet acquaintances.
But we know very well that this is a companion who was found in Huayinliang on East Street. They didn't even pay for the spiritual stones, and they were reluctant to find a spiritual maid with good cultivation to show off.
Bah, that Cloud Chasing Dog has several wives. He has worked hard for decades to remain a virgin, just to have more hope for building a foundation in the future. He is not as good as a dog. What a scumbag.
Wait, I don’t think I have either...
ah! ! ! Damn you!
But my sister is much prettier than other women outside, and her hands are nice to touch, delicate but not greasy, soft and smooth. I really want to introduce her to my new Spongebob.
Bah, I'm a girl now, how can I be so nasty.
ps: There was no vision coming from the sky when I recited the poem today, but there was a gust of wind. I hope Grandpa Li Bai is not blaming me.
...
Dachu. Ankang's 176th year, autumn, October 9th, yin.
My sister came to see me again and taught me a few mantras, but I forgot the previous ones and also the middle ones. I only remember these few sentences today.
Why do you feel like she comes more diligently? Maybe he got enlightened after seeing me, so, sister, bah, brother, I am a good young man of the new era, how can I compare to those casual cultivators outside.
I hope the Tang poems I memorized before are still enough. Damn it, I can’t remember many Song poems. I have to work hard to recall them before going to bed at night.
Business was not that good today, with only three customers coming in one day, but one of the ugly guys rewarded me with two spiritual stones. It was so generous. It seemed that he was not an ordinary wealthy family.
It's just that his temperament is too dark and he doesn't look like a good person.
The shopkeeper seemed to be acting like a dog today, either because he was possessed by a dog demon, or because he found out that I took a tip, but he was so stingy that he didn’t even want to go back, so it’s probably the former.
ps: There is still no vision coming from heaven when I write poetry today. Maybe my posture is wrong. I will improve it next time.
Also, the wind is stronger this time, which may be due to the cloudy weather.
Grandpa Du Fu, don't blame me. I'll give you some paper money to burn during the festival. The kind with the Jade Emperor on the front is guaranteed to be authentic.
...
In the 176th year of Ankang in Dachu, it rained heavily on October 18th in autumn.
My sister hasn’t been here for a few days, I miss her.
Today, I met the eldest son of the Zhang family while feeding the cat outside the door. He was a pretty boy with a handsome face. At first glance, he looked like he was not a good guy.
I heard from the shopkeeper that this guy had been playing in Taolin for half a month before returning home. He couldn't walk very well and needed the help of several little women to help him walk.
This kitten is so well-behaved. It’s small and orange, just like a soybean. I plan to take it back to the house to raise it. I don’t know where the mother cat has gone. It’s so pitiful.
ps: It has been raining for many days, and in the evening a piece of white silk floated outside the window, which scared me to death and caused it to burn.
Let me find out which kid is scaring me, and I will definitely... hammer him to death in my dream!
...
In the autumn of the 176th year of Ankang in Dachu, on October 27th, it rained heavily.
There has been no business for many days, and I don’t know where the big guys have gone. I am really happy to catch this fish, but I am a little bored, and I even want to practice.
Oh, I'm so diligent.
It’s just that I don’t have any skills and feel uncomfortable.
My sister hasn't been here for several days, so she can only sleep with the kitten in her arms at night. It's so naughty and starts dancing before dawn, but it's so cute, dear. (*￣3￣)╭
ps: The white silk that floated here a few days ago was haunted. I obviously burned it, but it actually appeared again today. I’m afraid... Hug the kitten.
...
In the autumn of the 176th year of Ankang in Dachu, on November 3, there was a heavy rain.
It's raining heavily today. My sister hasn't been here for many days. It's really...
Someone!
Jiang Zhi, who was writing and drawing on the papyrus, suddenly heard several footsteps coming from outside the door. In a hurry, he quickly stuffed the papyrus into his arms and patted his small chest, hoping not to be discovered.
No one will come to this damn place after it closes, not to mention that there is a formation prohibition guarding it outside.
She was the only one on duty in the entire small courtyard, which was more than a hundred square meters away. Thinking of Bai Ling who had burned down and reappeared the day before, Jiang Zhi was frightened and clenched the tail of the sleeping kitten on the table.
Don't be a ghost...
squeak...
Meow!
The thin door opened as soon as it was pushed, and the kitten was frightened and ran out.
Several big men in uniform gray uniforms rushed in with swords in their hands. They looked evil and stared at Jiang Zhi with fierce eyes.
The cold eyes were colder than the heavy rain outside the door, and more penetrating than that piece of white silk.
Even if that part of Bai Ling's story was really a prank by some naughty kid, at least it didn't scare her like it did now.
The prohibition formation outside the small courtyard did not block the officials and family members at all. Although Jiang Zhi did not have much cultivation, he could still see that this formation was also a snobbish thing.
Just rename it Snob.
Ugh, disgusting.
Even corrupt officials know that Ming people are going to say secret things and do things in an official tone.
...
"Zhang Kui had an affair with an evil cultivator, causing serious injuries to the eldest prince who was training with him. The seventh prince and many guards died in the battle. The King of Chu has ordered that the six Yi tribes will be killed."
The arrogant guard paused for a moment and looked at her condescendingly, as if waiting for something to happen.
But nothing happens...
Jiang Zhi was a little confused when he heard this. The Zhang family in Kuiling was going to disappear like this?
Seeing that she was ignorant, the other party then said in disgust.
"But the emperor's favor is so great that people outside the three clans can be exempted from the death penalty. The Gyeonggi Guard takes people under the king's order. Let me ask you, you are the servant girl of Tianxiang Teahouse, Jiang Zhi, a disciple of the Zhang family."
Jiang Zhi saw that the person who came was not a ghost, but an official from the Gyeonggi Guard, so he didn't react for a while.
Zhang Mansion? Ouch, I seem to be a lay disciple of the old Zhang family.
Damn it, I almost forgot if you didn’t tell me...
Wait, Yi Six Clan? !
I'm super! ! !
When Jiang Zhi was a child, the immortal of the old Zhang family detected that she was from Huailinggen, and was later brought to Fangcheng to grow up, but she had never met the Zhang family at all.
Apart from the shopkeeper, I can probably count the number of people like her in the Zhang family on three fingers.
After all, who cares about a little person with mediocre qualifications and no future? It is her blessing to be able to make a living in the market and have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of her life.
But when officials get people, they don't care whether you have so many or not.
In the Zhang family's genealogy, although Jiang Zhi has a foreign surname, her grandfather's cousin is the concubine of Zhang Kui's father Zhang Ying, and Jiang Zhi was sold to the Zhang family since she was a child. Theoretically, this is also an ancestral return. Zong.
Although it may not be enough to be included in the upper six clans, the Holy Emperor was furious. The monk family itself had few blood relatives, so the people below naturally had to help round up the numbers and find some remote ones to make up the number. The beheading would also look spectacular.
The most important thing is that the name of the Jiang family's weapon refining shop is somewhat famous in the entire Kuiling official gathering. I'm afraid it will give her more money and water. After all, who will care about the details of whether she is from the Jiang family or the Zhang family.
As long as everyone has money to earn, it will be fine.
Moreover, people outside the three tribes will not die. The more brothers you catch, the more you get. If you meet someone who is sensible, you might get more.
After all, this beautiful thing of confiscating a family and exterminating a clan does not happen every day.
Of course, Jiang Zhi didn't know these tricks.
She only knows...
Me? !
What an injustice! !
grown ups! ! !
Several officials of the Gyeonggi Guard ignored her wailing. In fact, the old Zhang family members outside the Nine Clans all shouted like this.
Bah, there are no new words. It took several hours for the brothers to look through the family tree to find you, and they couldn't even bear to pay for it.
"Take it!"
The officer who took the person spat in his heart and dragged the crying Jiang Zhi out of the house with dignity.
They are here to make money, not really people. But the little kid opposite is not sensible, so they can only pretend to be real.
Anyway, they won't die. At most, they will be sold to East Street, where the men will be made tea masters and the women will be sold to mothers-in-law as daughters.
Jiang Zhi, who was in tears, didn't know her fate yet, but she could imagine it, so she just cried out like a man, even though she was a man in the first place.
But it's different in the eyes of these officials. They are self-proclaimed real men. First of all, they hate sissy pretty boys the most. Secondly, they hate women who behave like men.
Especially the one who was more handsome than me, Mr. Zhang from before, was beaten many times after he entered.
After receiving several blows on his butt, the aggrieved Jiang Zhidun felt hopeless in life.
Just when Jiang Zhi was about to die, she vaguely saw through her tears that Bai Ling, who had been burned several times by her, appeared again.
And it was flying towards him, and there was a strange calling in his ears.
ah? ↓↑
When Jiang Zhi saw this, he stopped wailing. Now, no matter how stupid she is, she understands that this is not a ghost, it is clearly her own fraud that has been paid.
w(ﾟДﾟ)w
How vulgar! It is obviously a TM talent, and it is starting to TM awaken!
