Lu Youjing was silent for a few seconds.
He hates these now, it's a very reasonable choice.
"and after?"
Lu Youjing couldn't move now, but the change in his eyes let Li Junchen know that the other party was slightly angry.
Li Junchen closed his eyes, sighed and said: "Later, where did it come from? Later, it seemed like a hundred thousand years had passed. I felt like I was carrying my ancestor's coffin for a hundred thousand years, and finally I was tired. I When everything goes dark, I don't know anything anymore.
I don't know how long it took, but I felt something calling me, and I woke up.
Then I looked at you. It looked like your head had been cut off and left there for a long time. "
Li Junchen's tone was full of compassion, like a Buddha recounting the sufferings of his previous life.
Lu Youjing lowered his head and looked at the dirt in front of him. He really wanted to suck it into his mouth and spray ash all over his face.
Didn't this guy just pretend that he also fainted soon after he passed out? He woke up a little earlier than himself, and the words coming out of his mouth seemed like a hundred thousand years had passed.
Don’t be shy!
"Hiss~"
"It hurts so much!"
Chen Tianwen opened one eye slightly, but the other eye was closed tightly because of the ferocious expression on his face, looking like he was in great pain.
"Chen Tianwen, you finally woke up. If you don't wake up, the sun will set." Lu Youjing looked at the back of Chen Tianwen's head and roared.
It doesn't matter if he is defeated by Li Junchen, there is nothing he can do against him, but he can attack Chen Tianwen with sound waves!
"Lu Youjing, you are behind my head, please lower your voice! There is a constant buzzing sound in my ears early in the morning, like a fly, and I am really annoyed."
Chen Tianwen squinted his eyes. Although he couldn't see Lu Youjing behind his head, he still subconsciously wanted to turn his eyes to the back of his head.
At this time, Li Junchen opened his eyes.
He smiled and said, "Brother Chen, don't blame Brother Lu for going crazy. He almost has flies on his head. Let him yell a few more words to release the frustration in his heart."
"Li Junchen, you are buried in the soil and talking, but your back hurts. Lu Youjing is buried behind me, so far away from you. Wasn't the sound of the lightning strike last night loud enough? My mind is in a mess now. It's really... I couldn’t hear any noise, and now when I hear movement, I want to dig in the dirt.”
"hiss!"
Chen Tianwen was still breathing air in his mouth as he spoke.
"Chen Tian asked, why are you always breathing in? Your body is covered tightly with soil. Are you still cold? With just such a bone in your body, what will you do in the future?"
Lu Youjing listened to the sound of Chen Tianwen sucking in the air-conditioning in front, and he joked to the other person.
After Chen Tianwen woke up, he became active.
"My hand hurts, I can't let you breathe anymore!" Chen Tianwen responded dissatisfiedly, and now he started to curse.
Li Junchen interjected: "Brother Chen dug the soil all night last night, and his claws are probably torn."
The soil in winter was very hard, so Chen Tianwen dug the hole with his hands. The situation was critical at that time, so he only wanted to be quick when he started, and he didn't pay attention to whether he would be injured at all.
At this time, the whole person relaxed. Ten moves to the heart are really beyond the reach of ordinary people.
"Li Junchen, how long will it take for you to come out of the soil! Chen Tianwen is so painful that he is like a bear. Please click on the ink quickly and stop being lazy."
Lu Youjing didn't say anything when he heard it. He asked himself that even if he had been digging the soil at that time, it wouldn't be much better.
Fortunately, this site was not paved with green granite slabs, otherwise Chen Tianwen would not be able to dig a hole out even if his fingers were broken.
"That's it."
Li Junchen used both hands to break free, causing dirt to fly and fine dust to hit Chen Tianwen's face.
Li Junchen exposed his arms, and then he raised his hand and slapped it hard on the soil on his chest. His whole body was pulled out of the soil by his force.
Li Junchen stood on the ground coolly, shook the dust off his body, and twisted his sore neck. The moment he turned his head, he glanced down at the coffin a few feet away next to him.
"I go."
Li Junchen jumped towards the meeting and exclaimed.
"Ancestor, are you still alive?"
Li Junchen walked to the coffin and tapped it with his fingers.
"It's so early in the morning, you guys are crying and howling here, and you won't let me, an old man, sleep." The ancestor's extremely lazy voice sounded, a little more lively and a little less dry than yesterday's voice. !
"Ancestor, your coffin last night was so heavy that it didn't crush a few of us to death." Li Junchen complained.
"You boys, just be satisfied. You all passed out last night. If the old man hadn't used a lot of strength to hang his coffin in the air and resisted this thief, you little babies. , even if he was not shocked to death, he was still crushed to death."
The ancestor said a little tiredly.
When Li Junchen heard this, he thought to himself: In the end, it was the ancestor who took action. Listening to the other party's tone, he spent a lot of money last night!
"Ancestor, how about I kneel down in front of your coffin and kowtow to you a few times." Li Junchen thought, even though he had no way to repay the other party, kowtow would be more beneficial!
Elderly people like to be kowtowed to, right?
"It's not appropriate to kowtow in broad daylight. The old man is afraid that you will knock me over."
The ancestor was a little speechless. He had nothing to kowtow to. He still wanted to live a few more years!
"Li Junchen, if you want to get us both out of the soil and kowtow to the ancestor, the three of us should kowtow together." Lu Youjing's eyes almost slipped out of his sockets.
He watched Li Junchen chatting with his ancestor, and he felt like he was still unfinished, forgetting that he and Chen Tianwen were still buried in the ground!
"knew!"
"Old Ancestor, I will go and pull them out of the soil first, and I will kowtow to you later!"
The ancestor was lying in the coffin, his whole body was black.
"Old man, I told you, no need to kowtow..."
"Li Junchen, slow down, you're touching my mouth." Lu Youjing wailed.
Li Junchen straddled Lu Youjing's head with his horse's stride, and groped blindly under his crotch with both hands. Underneath that was Lu Youjing's exposed head.
"Be patient, you only have one head, and I really can't find a place to use force. How about I twist your hair and pull you up?"
Li Junchen suppressed his smile and explained to Lu Youjing.
"Do you think my hair can withstand such a strong force? Don't tear all my hair out by then. I don't want to become a monk."
Lu Youjing was a little scared.
"What about the ears?" Li Junchen asked.
