Lu Youjing faced the corner and took off his pants. His mind turned around and he thought to himself: "Isn't the ancestor lying in the coffin? Then how did he know about my actions?"
He thought carefully about it and was horrified. Except for Chen Tianwen, who was an ordinary person in Fengmian Mountain, there seemed to be no ordinary person here. The ancestor's voice sounded like that of an old monster who had lived for who knows how many years. I'm afraid it can lead people directly to gods and ghosts.
Lu Youjing coughed: "Ancestor, you don't want to peek at the boy peeing, do you?"
Li Junchen and Chen Tianwen turned their heads and looked at the place where Lu Youjing made the sound. They were speechless. What kind of dirty words did this guy say?
"The size of your kid, the old man doesn't care about looking at it! He's grinding and moaning to make you pee inside your crotch."
Lu Youjing walked back to where he was just now in the dark.
"Ancestor, please tell a story." Li Junchen was looking forward to it, with a hint of excitement in his voice. He was the one who loved to listen to stories among the three.
The unique and vicissitudes of voice of the ancestor in the coffin was recalled in the room.
"Six hundred years ago, the Great Zhou Empire lost control over the princes of the world due to the incompetence of the royal family. From the beginning, there were hundreds of vassal states. The larger vassal states annexed the smaller ones. In the end, only a dozen powerful vassal states were left. In the vassal kingdom, there was a young man in white in the imperial capital at that time, his name was Zhou Li, and he was from the Zhou Kingdom."
"Ancestor, this story is too old. It was all told six hundred years ago." Li Junchen curled his lips, not very happy.
"Hey, the protagonist in this story is still a young man. I wonder if he is as handsome as me." Lu Youjing said in a super narcissistic way.
"ah!"
"ah!"
In the darkness, two groans of pain sounded!
Li Junchen and Lu Youjing rubbed their heads with their hands, and they felt someone hit their heads hard with their fingers.
"You two, please stay calm with me. Old man, I'm telling a story. I don't like interruptions." There was a hint of anger in the ancestor's voice.
Lu Youjing covered his head and glared at Li Junchen's position: "Ancestor, I don't know who hit me on the head."
"I did it."
Lu Youjing: "It doesn't matter if it was the ancestor who hit me."
"Zhou Li was born in a scholarly family. He was gifted with intelligence and had a photographic memory since he was a child.
He also has a close friend who has good martial arts skills.
One day.
His friend came to Zhou Li and said that the world was about to be in chaos. Scholars like them should travel around the world, see everything in the world, experience the hard work of the people in the world, and understand the principles of the sages. It should be noted that reading books thousands of times is not as good as walking among the people. Again.
Only this time can we save the world, instead of closing the door, immersing ourselves in reading, and becoming a useless nerd.
Lang Zhouli, a young man in white clothes, felt that what his friend said was very reasonable. The next day they packed their luggage and left the capital with bright clothes and angry horses.
In the past twenty years, they traveled together to more than a dozen vassal states, large and small. During this period, his friend also made a lot of names in the world by relying on his ability to save lives and heal the wounded.
At that time, countless chivalrous ladies and fairies in the world all fell in love with him!
Zhou Li also relied on the teachings of his friends to transform himself from a weak scholar into a warrior in the out-of-body realm.
Twenty years of traveling around the world gave Zhou Li a deeper understanding of the truth of the world.
At this time, Dazhou, as the overlord of the world, had long lost the rights and all dignity of the overlord. "
"Old Ancestor, this junior has read a lot of books. Such a talented young man should have such a number one figure in history, but how come this junior has never seen records of Zhou Rites in books!"
Chen Tianwen asked, "This person has no power to restrain a chicken, but finally embarks on the path of cultivation. This person looks a bit like him no matter how you look at it!"
"Old man, you're just making this up. Where did you go, little kid?" the ancestor said in a serious tone, making it sound like what he was making up made sense.
"Well!"
"Ancestor, the story you told is still false! What's the point of that?" Li Junchen stood up from the ground and sat down on the coffin lid.
He was a little excited just now when the ancestor made up a sentence, but he instantly lost interest in the content of the story!
"Stories, stories, aren't these just made up! Do you, little kid, understand what stories, records, and history are?"
Lu Youjing said dissatisfiedly: "Ancestor, you have already told this story, what else are you talking about? Let's go back and have a good sleep! We have to get up early tomorrow to practice."
Lu Youjing also patted his butt and stood up, apparently about to leave.
The ancestor snorted coldly.
Lu Youjing found that he couldn't move his whole body!
He looked horrified and said in a panic: "Ancestor, I can't move my body, it couldn't be your hands and feet again!"
When Li Junchen heard what Lu Youjing said, he was about to get off the coffin, but found that he couldn't move his whole body!
His face changed wildly, and he said tremblingly: "Ancestor, please continue telling stories. I really like to listen to the stories you tell. They are more beautiful than those storytellers on the street. It feels like I am immersed in the scene. I am the one." A young man in white named Zhou Li."
"You like to hear it, old man, I don't want to talk about it yet?" the ancestor said unhappily.
After so many years, he has never thought of a good story, and this story that has been told for many years has become worse and worse. Until today, it feels boring!
Li Junchen: "Then what do you want, ancestor! We will stay with you until you grow up, and we won't go anywhere."
Li Junchen was intimidated by the ancestor's powerful cultivation, and he immediately began to express his loyalty. This ancestor didn't feel like an ancestor at all. He was like a child and was difficult to serve.
"Tonight, if you don't want to leave, you have to go. Take the old man out and go outside to get some air and some sunshine!"
Lu Youjing: "Ancestor, it is night now, there is only moonlight but no sun."
"Then take me out and bask in the moonlight."
Li Junchen found that he could move his body, but he did not dare to run away at this time. Instead, he jumped down from the coffin and stood aside and said respectfully: "Then do you want us to open the coffin and carry out the ancestor?" ?”
"No, just carry the coffin out with me."
Lu Youjing also walked to the coffin and looked at Li Junchen.
"It's just the two of you guys. You both have the Qi realm, so you can't even lift a coffin!"
Unexpectedly, the ancestor insisted on not allowing the coffin to be opened. Li Junchen and Lu Youjing could only hold the coffin with both hands, one after the other. They used force at the same time to lift the coffin.
"Brother Chen, you lead the way. It's so dark in here. It wouldn't be good if I accidentally fall over my ancestor."
Li Junchen warned Chen Tianwen, who was fine.
