Chapter 396: It’s not me, Shiva, who is stupid, but my teammates who are stupid

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All the immortals and gods in the sky trembled.

Stir-fried Shura claws and steamed Kunpeng wings?

The Shura and Kunpeng tribes were actually ridiculed by a peasant woman in public, and countless immortals were shocked.

Which one of the Shura clan and Kunpeng clan doesn't have a bad reputation?

Even though the Shura clan had endured for hundreds of millions of years because of the Styx, just one Styx had already made them notorious.

As for the Kunpeng clan, no matter how many immortals and gods despised and despised the things that the demon master Kunpeng did back then, they have been able to survive from the time of the Lich Tribulation to the present, and that is their ability.

No matter how this ancient world changes, those who are qualified to laugh in the end are those who survive.

Now, such a mere human old woman, an octogenarian, and a dying person actually dares to make fun of the two clans so blatantly...

The gods and gods thought that this was another difficulty arranged by Emperor Xin, and thought that the old woman was so boastful because of her advanced cultivation.

Unexpectedly, he was smashed into mud...



Heavenly Court, in the Lingxiao Palace.

Haotian looked at the world with dumbfounded eyes, "This old woman is really a mortal??"

The Golden Mother of Yaochi was also stunned and said, "Di Xin, is it impossible to ask a mortal to come and die?"

Haotian frowned, seeming to sense some kind of homologous aura from the old woman.

In all nine heavens and ten earths, there was only one person who could make him feel this way.

Empress Shiji of the Bone Cave in Skull Mountain.

I see.

"This is Shi Ji. He used his physical body to anger the pilgrims and force them to take action."

As he spoke, his consciousness swept across the nine heavens and ten earths, staring at the fate of the world for a long time.

After some investigation, Haotian said: "However, Xu Kun used pure strength to kill people, not magic power. Therefore, the destiny of the world has not changed."

"After the establishment of Chentangguan Tongtian Port, the fighting in the world, as long as no magic power is used, it is a human dispute, and human luck cannot control this. Human disputes are governed by human laws. Do you see any human officials there? "

He murmured: "The old woman in the world must have been arranged by Di Xin. As for Di Xin's thoughts, when will we guess it?"



The gods all over the sky were shocked at the same time.

world.

Sakyamuni was knocked dizzy by Xu Kun's sudden change. He rolled over and crawled to the ground. He didn't even have time to straighten his hat. When he raised his eyes, he saw the rotting corpse on the ground.

What a human body. At this time, Xu Kun's tail had been whipped into mud.

Red, white, green and yellow were painted all over the floor.

Even if I knew it was a human body before, I couldn't tell it at all now.

Shakya was so frightened by the scene in front of him that his legs went weak and he fell back down. Cold sweat broke out all over his body. A chill poured from the top of his head to the soles of his feet, and then returned to his stomach. It was an overwhelming torment. .

"vomit!"

Sakyamuni turned around and vomited, causing nausea and vomiting.

After a while, Sakyamuni raised his head tremblingly, pointed at Xu Kun and cursed, "You are such a rude horse, how can you hurt people's lives for no reason?"

Shiva on the side was also furious when he heard "fried Shura Claw", but he has always been calm. He was frustrated before because he was not familiar with the human world. This time, he knew it was a scam, so he was naturally calm.

But what's the use of keeping calm? My teammates can't calm down.

When Shiva suppressed his anger, he thought of Xu Kun's reaction, but he didn't expect that Xu Kun's reaction was more violent than he thought. He didn't even have time to say anything, Xu Kun had already beaten the old woman to death. .

He glanced at the corpse on the ground and frowned dissatisfied, "Junior brother, you are too impulsive. Didn't you know there was a scam this time? How could you be fooled again?"

After Xu Kun took action in anger, he calmed down and felt a little regretful. However, at this time, he was scolded by Sakyamuni and scolded by Shiva. His eyes showed coldness on the spot, "If you insult the demon master, you must die. It doesn't matter whoever comes."

"Even if it happens again, I will beat this old woman to death without mercy."

It was okay that he didn't speak, but when he spoke, Sakyamuni was annoyed.

Shakya cursed on the spot.

"Do you know that when you become a monk, you always have to take care of yourself and always keep your kindness in mind. Why do you do evil at every step?"

"I beat this common man to death for no reason. He has no repentance and actually dares to threaten to commit another crime? What's the use of learning from such a stubborn person? Just go, go! I don't need you as a mount as a teacher."

After that, he shook his robe, turned around and left.

When Xu Kun heard Sakyamuni scolding him, he was still unconvinced and showed a fierce look. However, when he heard that the other party was going to kick him out of the Buddhist scripture-seeking team, he felt numb at that moment.

He endured the humiliation and turned into a horse as a mount, not just for the luck of the journey to the west. If he was to be kicked out of the Buddhist scripture-seeking team, where would he get this luck from?

If he was really driven away, not to mention Demon Master Kunpeng wouldn't let him go, but he himself wouldn't be able to let him go.

Not only Xu Kun was numb, but several others were also numb.

Now the team for collecting the scriptures has been formed, and their fortunes are connected and their fates are related. For the saints above, as long as the person who takes the sutras does not change, it will be the same no matter how they change the people who protect the sutras.

But for the sutra guardians who are already in the situation, they are now in a state of both prosperity and loss.

Although Shiva was quite dissatisfied with Xu Kun's attack just now, he had to step forward to persuade him at this time.

He stepped forward to grab Sakyamuni and shouted quickly: "Master, please calm down."

Sakyamuni was also furious at this time, flicked his sleeves, glared and said loudly.

"What can you say? Such a stubborn person. Not only does he not regret killing an old woman, but he also threatens to kill her again. How stubborn and restless?"

Shiva glared at Xu Kun without any trace, feeling hateful and annoyed at this guy who couldn't calm down, but as a senior brother, he had to help at this time.

"Master, you were deceived by that old woman. She is a goblin."

Sakyamuni was stunned for a moment, but then shook his head again, "You are talking nonsense. That old woman has a kind face and kind eyes, and she is also good at cooking. What kind of fairy is she?"

He knows very little about the demon clan, except that they kill people, cannibalize people, and drink blood from their hair.

"Then the old woman can cook like this, how can a goblin who drinks hair and drink blood be able to do it? Do you think you are a teacher who is easy to deceive?"

After listening to Sakyamuni's words, Shiva and the others all rolled their eyes, feeling helpless towards this idiot master.

So what the old woman said is something that mortals can know?

But what's the use of telling this to the stupid and stubborn monk in front of me?

Shiva winked at the other three, then put on a smile and said: "Master, don't worry, that is really a goblin. If you don't believe me, I will prove it to you."

As he spoke, he carried Sakyamuni on his back and cast a spell on the rotting corpse not far away.

Shiva has the power of both creation and destruction as an asura, and he can transform a corpse with just a flick of his finger.

Sakyamuni was grabbed by Shiva. He couldn't break free or shake him off. He could only turn around and look at him with a dark face.

Shiva pointed to the position of the rotting corpse and said, "Master, look at it, what is this if it's not a goblin?"

Sakyamuni looked carefully and saw a white bone among the rotting corpses.

What I saw just now was mud smeared all over the ground, but now there were a pair of intact bones.

Shiva said: "Master, look, this is really a goblin. He just wanted to harm us."

"Junior Brother Xukun could tell at a glance that she was not a human being. It's just that Junior Brother was clumsy with his words and quick hands. He took action before he could explain it to Master."

Saying that, Shiva glanced at Xu Kun.

Xu Kun also softened his attitude and said, "Elder brother is right. I was too impatient as a disciple and didn't have time to report it to the master, which led to the master's misunderstanding."

Sakyamuni had a mortal body and did not know the truth about the magic. He only felt that what Shiva said was reasonable, and since "seeing is believing", he believed it.

He looked at Xu Kun and said, "In that case, I'll let you go first, but there won't be a next time."

Xu Kun wholeheartedly disapproved, but he had to respond repeatedly: "I don't dare anymore, I don't dare anymore."

Then he turned into a white horse again, loaded up Sakyamuni and continued westward.

When Shiva saw what was going on, he cast a spell on the transformed corpse and buried it deep in the ground before setting out on his way.

I thought that was the end of the matter.

Unexpectedly, this Sakyamuni was really pedantic, and he kept scolding him along the way.

Not only did Xu Kun's words make the veins on his forehead jump, but the three Shivas on the side were also as big as one and two heads, and they wanted to knock this stupid monk unconscious and take him away.

Come and try it quickly. 】

After walking less than five miles, Xu Kun was suddenly reminded of Sakyamuni and became extremely impetuous.

At this moment, an old man suddenly walked up to the road.

This old man had white hair and a gray beard, carried a cane, and wore a crane cloak. He held several beads in his hands and recited the Nam Sutra while walking.

When Sakyamuni saw the old man, he immediately became happy and said with a smile: "He who is so old still does not forget to recite sutras. He really has a heart towards Buddha."

But the faces of the four Shivas all changed.

The old man in front of him was just like the old woman just now, very abnormal.

However, before they could do anything, Sakyamuni got off his horse and came to the old man.

"Old man, where are you going?"

This old man was naturally reincarnated by Empress Shiji through her corpse. At this moment, he raised his head and smiled with a toothless mouth.

"Elder, my old man's ancestors lived here. It's in a village not far away. He has been a good monk all his life, reading sutras and chanting Buddha. He has no children and only an old wife."

"My wife went out before, but she hasn't come back yet. She has no idea where she is. The old man came here to look for her."

After hearing the previous words, Sakyamuni nodded with joy. He was happy when he heard the words to the Buddha.

Unexpectedly, before the smile on his face completely relaxed, he heard the second half of the sentence, his face changed color on the spot, and his eyebrows stood up.

He turned to look at the four Shivas, "Okay, you still said that the one killed was a goblin? The old woman's husband's family has come here. Where does a goblin come from?"

He pointed at Xu Kun, his eyes widened, and he cursed: "You were just trying to coax the poor monk, but instead you killed the old woman and called her a monster to harm others, and now your husband is left alone."

When the old man transformed by Empress Shiji heard Sakyamuni's words, his face turned pale on the spot, he raised his head and fainted.

Sakyamuni groaned and quickly went to help him.

However, Empress Shiji was just pretending. After being supported by Sakyamuni, she immediately woke up and burst into tears on the spot. She raised the crutch in her hand and rushed towards Xu Kun.

"The old man will fight with you!"

Although Xu Kun warned himself from the beginning not to take action again, he was made restless and angry by Sakyamuni along the way.

At this time, he saw another mortal with obvious problems calling him, and Sakyamuni beside him pointed at him and scolded him. Where can I control my anger?

He immediately sneered, and instead of returning his human form, he stood up in the body of a horse and kicked off his front hooves.

On the spot, the sound of cracking bones was heard, like beans being fried over a high fire, with a dense crackling sound.

The old man's chest and ribs were shattered into powder on the spot, his internal organs were rotten into paste, and he spurted out a mouthful of blood. He collapsed and died.

As soon as the old man fell to the ground and expired, he heard a scream from the road ahead.

"He killed someone, a monk killed someone."

When Sakyamuni raised his head, he saw more than thirty villagers stumbling over, shouting that the monk had killed someone, and surrounded them.

Shiva's mouth twitched.

Trouble is coming.

He stepped forward and grabbed Sakyamuni to protect him, fearing that the monk would be beaten to death.

However, Sakyamuni did not appreciate it. He pointed at Xu Kun and shouted loudly: "That's him. He killed the old woman and the old father-in-law. It has nothing to do with the poor monk. You go and kill him."

More than thirty villagers surrounded him with hoes and sticks, shouting to beat him and kill him.

Xu Kun angrily looked at Sakyamuni who was shouting at the same time, "Master, you have been fooled. How could these people appear so suitable? This is simply a lie. They are all fairies who transformed themselves to deceive you."

How could Shakya believe him? He just shook his head and shouted with the villagers, asking them to arrest Xu Kun and pay for his life.

He was originally a mortal body, and he believed in Buddhism. The most shameful thing was killing. After realizing that Xu Kun was killing indiscriminately, he never wanted Xu Kun to be around him again, so as not to tarnish his reputation.

A man who seeks Buddhist sutras in a dignified way has a murderous star by his side. How can this be repaid if word spreads about it?

When Shiva saw this situation, he knew it was going to be bad. He was about to speak, but unexpectedly, Xukun had already erupted.

"You don't believe they are goblins, do you? Okay, I'll kill them for you, so that you, a mortal monk with naked eyes, can take a good look at what the truth is!"

Xu Kun transformed into a human again on the spot, a jade symbol of passage jumped out from his body, his magic power surged, and he slapped it with a palm on the spot.

Shiva's expression changed greatly, he took Sakyamuni with one hand and retreated, and at the same time looked at Mashan Lei Guang, "Stop Xu Kun."

However, what the Kunpeng clan is good at is speed, including their shots, which are as fast as lightning.

As soon as the idea of ​​​​Ma Shan Lei Guang came up, Xukun over there had already dropped his palm, and the invisible water wave exploded thousands of miles away, turning into a giant shadow that looked like a fish but not a fish, and fell suddenly.

Boom!

More than thirty villagers were blown into pieces by Xu Kun's palm, and no bones were left.

Shiva twitched the corner of his mouth, "It's a big deal."

Almost as soon as he finished speaking.

A soaring bloody aura rushed towards his face.

A great businessman's commander-in-chief came from the sky.

It was none other than Yu Hua, who was holding the Blood-Transforming Demonic Sword.

Yu Hua was seen carrying the Blood-Transforming Demonic Sword and slashing it down in the air. The evil energy soaring into the sky was like a sea of ​​blood, knocking Xu Kun out.

How could Xu Kun, who had lowered his cultivation level, be the opponent of the Great Shang General Bing? Yu Hua chopped him down and cut off one fish tail and two fins. Blood spurted three feet on the spot and he fell to the ground.

Yu Hua chopped Xu Kun to the ground with one strike of his sword, then rode the flaming-eyed golden-eyed beast to the ground and captured him.

Commander-in-Chief Yu Hua sneered, "He is so courageous. He dares to use his magic power to commit murders and commit crimes indiscriminately in Dashang. According to the laws of the Immortals of Dashang, each of you will be sentenced to Immortal Workshop Zero and Seven." One hundred million years of labor.”

In his hand, he pointed the blood-transforming magic knife at all the scripture seekers and said, "You are all guilty. Your sins are unforgivable!"

After that, he took out the shackles and shackles that he had prepared.

Shiva:? ? ?

He just got out of jail and is about to be arrested again?

This is a trap! ! And it's an extremely stupid trap!

Is this Kun stupid?

At this moment, he only had one thought in his mind: Kunpeng was going to ask for money to redeem him.