Wuliang stood up and rushed towards Yang Yu, but Wuhui stopped him and said, "Brother, why are you so confused? Brother Yang has never promised to take refuge in my Buddha since he entered the house. Why do you take this seriously?" Wuliang said angrily, "You are blaspheming my Buddha. It’s an even worse crime.” After saying that, he went out to chase Yang Yu, vowing to convict him of being unreasonable and disrespectful. 【No pop-ups.】
Yang Yu ran out of Wuliang's room and walked to his own room. At this time, it was sinking to the west, and I saw red clouds piled up in the sky of Ten Thousand Cave Cave, blocking out the sunlight, but it was a different scene. He listened carefully and heard a few more birds chirping. It turned out that in the woods not far away, on top of an old tree, a magpie was chirping towards the mountains. Yang Yu grinned and said, "Brother Bird, there is no need to chirp at night." ”
"Amitabha!" Yang Yu heard someone reciting the Buddha's name, and looked back to see that the monk Wuliang was chasing him again. Wuliang came to Yang Yu and said, "Donor Yang has blasphemed my Buddha before, and now even the creatures on this branch are trying to plot against me, without even the slightest trace of compassion. This is the real sorrow of the world."
Yang Yu said deliberately: "We must capture this bird alive today."
Wuliang advised: "The magpie is an auspicious bird, and it always reports good luck to the world. The donor should not disturb the peace here. Isn't it wonderful to see all the laws of nature, and enjoy the joy of heaven and earth together?"
Yang Yu said: "It will be more pleasurable to enter my belly!" Wuliang muttered: "Sin! Sin!"
Yang Yu paid no attention to Wuliang and turned back to the house, not wanting Wuliang to follow him again. Yang Yu shouted: "Madam, someone is chasing me!" Yun Lingyan walked out of the house with a whip and asked: "What's so loud?" Yang Yu pointed at the great monk Wuliang at the door.
Yun Lingyan didn't understand what he meant. Before she could speak, she listened to Wuliang's words: "Female Bodhisattva, Wuliang has come uninvited. Please forgive me for disturbing you." Yun Lingyan cupped her hands and said, "Master, you're welcome!" Wuliang came to Yunling. Yan bowed in front of him and said: "Just now, your husband wanted to kill the flying bird on the branch. The poor monk couldn't stop him, so he asked the female Bodhisattva for help. I wish the Bodhisattva a good life and persuaded him not to let the donor Yang harm any living beings. I have relieved him of all his karma." , achieve success early.”
Yun Lingyan saw that Wuliang's words were melodious, he had a broad face and big ears, and his eyes were slightly funny when he talked. She couldn't help but suppress a smile and said: "Please don't worry about important matters. I will control him well. Don't worry." He stirs up trouble everywhere and harms living beings in vain.”
After hearing what Yun Lingyan said, Yang Yu stood up and looked at Yun Lingyan and said, "You help the monk take care of me." Yun Lingyan's eyes flashed, and she deliberately annoyed Yang Yu and said, "So what?" Yang Yu pointed at Yun Lingyan and said : "Okay, just wait and see." Yang Yu walked toward the house in dismay.
Wuliang saluted Yun Lingyan again and said: "Thank you female Bodhisattva for your help. The poor monk will leave." Yun Lingyan said respectfully: "Master, please go slowly." Wuliang returned the gift and went out.
Yun Lingyan turned around and came to the inner room and saw Yang Yu holding three dice in his hand and waiting for her. Seeing Yun Lingyan enter the room, she said: "Do things according to the old rules. It turns out that whenever Yang Yu and his wife have a disagreement, Yang Yu always settles the matter by betting on dice. The loser must listen to the winner's arrangements. It turns out that some trivial matters are not far away for Yun Lingyan. Don't pay attention, just throw the dice casually. But who knows that Yang Yu's gambling skills are amazing, especially throwing dice. Yun Lingyan is always defeated by Yang Yu's strange tricks inadvertently. Now that this happened, Yang Yu wanted to see who would win or lose, and taught Yun Lingyan to mind her own business.
Yun Lingyan saw that Yang Yu was ready, and she wanted to bet with her, so she pressed her lips, thought for a while, and said: "Who is afraid that you will fail? If you don't believe me, I will always lose to you, so you throw first."
After hearing this, Yang Yu casually threw it towards the color basin, and three sixes stopped at the bottom of the color basin. Yang Yu curled his lips and said with a smile: "It's not easy to win." Yun Lingyan said calmly: "Don't get complacent yet." Lightly stretch your lotus root arms, pick up the dice in the basin, then spread your arms and wrists, and apply the fragrance secretly. The dice in his hand suddenly turned into powder and flew out. Yang Yu was surprised and wondered why? Yun Lingyan said with a smile: "I didn't say I would be older than you, I was going to be younger than you. There is nothing wrong with you. This time you completely lost!" Yun Lingyan nodded Yang Yu's forehead as she spoke.
Yang Yu said: "You are kidding me!"
Yun Lingyan said: "I learned it from you."
Yang Yu's eyes widened and he muttered in a low voice: "The eagle was kicked by the rabbit." Then he shouted to Yun Lingyan: "You can't win with force!"
Yun Lingyan said: "You are worthy of talking about winning without force."
Yang Yu clenched his fist and knocked on the table, and said angrily: "Let's deal with you tonight." Yun Lingyan said: "Waiting for you!"...
It's already past dinner, and the curtains are drawn.
Yun Lingyan fell asleep early in the house, but Yang Yu never fell asleep beside Yun Lingyan. Yun Lingyan, who was breathing evenly next to him, had already fallen asleep, so Yang Yu turned over and got up, running out quietly.
Yang Yu thought that Nestlé was not far from home during the day, so he took advantage of the dim light to look for it. As soon as he walked not far away, he bumped into a soft and colorful object in front of him, and heard a voice in front of him saying: "Amitabha!" The fish screamed in fright. I thought it must be the ghost of that damn great monk who was still here to do me harm. If you look carefully, you will see a fat monk standing in front of him. His bald head is particularly bright in the night, making him very conspicuous. The fruit is an infinite monk.
Before he could speak, Wuliang said, "I've been waiting here for a long time, little brother!"
Yang Yu said: "Damn monk, you ruined my good deeds. Today I have to fight to the death!" As he said, Yang Yufei kicked Wuliang, but before Wuliang could do anything, he fell to the ground. Wuliang said: "There is no end to the sea of suffering and there is no end! Let go of your harmful greed and stop!"
Yang Yu stood up and said, "I want you to look good." After saying that, he stepped forward and started fighting with Wuliang. Unexpectedly, in the panic, Yang Yu hit Wuliang's acupuncture point crookedly, causing Wuliang to fall to the ground.
Immeasurable and miserable. Yang Yu looked at his two fingers. He smiled and said, "God help me." Looking up, I saw that the bird's nest was at the corner of my face, separated only by a river ditch three feet wide. Listening to the rushing water of the river, Yang Yu is ready to move forward. Hearing some movement behind him, he also heard a woman's voice saying: "Who is here?" Yang Yu secretly said: "No, Madam is here!"
Wuliang said hurriedly: "Donor Yang is planning something evil, stop him quickly!" Yun Lingyan sighed to herself: "When can I kill living beings while doing boring things all day long?"
Seeing Yun Lingyan approaching, Yang Yu hurriedly turned to the river, jumped down with a pop, and swam desperately to the other side. Yun Lingyan was so angry that she whipped the whip and stirred up a row of wildflowers.
Yangyu climbed up the tree easily. The tree was quite tall and had many branches. Yang Yu didn't care, but scratched his clothes. When he climbed to the top of the tree, he touched his buttocks. He was already half naked, and his upper body clothes were even more tattered. Yang Yu didn't care about this and stretched out his hand. He touched the nest, and as soon as he touched it, the magpies in the nest were frightened and flew away. When he touched it carefully, he found that there was a nest of eggs in the warm nest. Yang Yu was overjoyed, carefully put the eggs into his pocket, and slowly climbed down from the tree.
At this time, in order to keep the bird's eggs intact, Yang Yu felt that several branches were annoying when he got down from the tree. Not only his clothes were scratched, but there were also a few blood stains on his face. When he thought about it, he doubted how he climbed up such a high ancient mountain. tree. Finally, I was about to reach the tree. I was anxious for a moment, but my left foot landed on the ground prematurely. The span of my left foot was really too wide. "Hey!" His crotch was split into two halves, and he almost fell to the ground. Yang Yu touched his body, and the vital part between his thighs was almost broken. Yang Yu said to himself: "God bless me!"
"Kekeke...keke..." Yun Lingyan on the other side was laughing at Yang Yu. Yang Yu swam over from the other side and said to Yun Lingyan: "Madam, there are many eggs. I have gone and come back."
Yun Lingyan saw that Yang Yu was in ragged clothes, half naked, and his face was covered with bloodstains. He was worse than a beggar, and she smiled sweetly without realizing it. Yun Lingyan saw that the eggs had been removed and how could she send them back, so she had no choice but to walk back with Yang Yu. On the way, I met Master Wuliang and listened to him confessing his sins. Just when Yang Yu was climbing up and down the tree, Yun Lingyan had already unlocked his acupuncture points and walked all the way back to the house. Master Wuliang was still at Yang Yu's side, persuading him endlessly.
[The first release of this book comes from 17K, see the original content for the first time! ]
...
