Riding on the wine and the evening breeze, Yang Yu came to the Tianmen Gambling Bureau not long after.
There were two doormen at the door of the gambling house. Yang Yu pretended to be aloof and said to the two of them: "Tell your master that an old friend is visiting and ask him to come out and greet him." After a while, the doorman passed the message in, and the country Xingnan really came out to greet him. As soon as he saw Yang Yu, he greeted him and said, "It turns out it's Brother Yang who's here. He really is an old friend. Brother Yang, please come in!"
Yang Yu was even more rude and followed Guo Nan into the Tianmen Gambling Bureau. Passing through several rows of side rooms, you come to the main hall in the backyard. In the distance, you can see the lights shining inside and the sound of singing and dancing. The soft figures of several dancing girls were reflected on the windows.
Yang Yu asked: "I wonder what festival it is today, why is it so lively?"
Guoxing said: "Today is Guo's birthday, so I invited some friends to have a drink together. I forgot to invite Brother Yang. I'm very sorry."
After hearing this, Yang Yu thought to himself: "Guo Xingnan, a wily guy, actually used this to praise himself. He might have some other agenda. When he comes here today, he should be more careful. For now, let nature take its course and watch him. What tricks can you pull off?"
So Yang Yu said: "We are all a family. Brother, what you said is obvious. There is no need to be so polite." After saying that, the two looked at each other and laughed.
The two of them came to the hall together. Yang Yu was startled as soon as he entered the hall. He saw that the person sitting directly on the dining table in the hall was the immortal snake demon. The other empty seat next to him was probably Guo Xingnan. position. Sitting on both sides are an ox camel and a ghost emperor. Yang Yu thought: "Why am I so unlucky today? I am afraid that ghosts will encounter demons. How should I resist these three demons when they attack me later?" Thinking of this, Yang Yu walked into the hall hesitantly.
Next to the Ghost Emperor was a pretty boy, and sitting next to him was a man over fifty years old, with green bean eyes and two mustaches. Sitting across from him was the Japanese Yijian, who was wrapped up tightly. Perhaps he had just been picked up from the street by Guo Xingnan. Yang Yu didn't recognize the pretty boy and the moustache. They were clearly Liu Lizhan from the Flying Eagle Gang and Hai Yingzi, the flower-picking thief.
Yang Yu smiled secretly at the sight: "It turns out that today the 'good guys' are here to celebrate the birthday of the old thief in the country. It's really amazing to see such a rare lineup." When Yang Yu saw that there were no seats elsewhere, he had to sit in Guoxingnan's seat Go up and sit down next to the undead snake demon.
Guo Xingnan didn't care. He asked someone to get another chair and sat aside. He respectfully said to everyone: "Everyone, please wait a moment. Guo will introduce a good friend of mine to you!" He looked at Yang Yu. Everyone also stopped to pay attention to Yang Yu.
Yang Yu stood up without waiting for Guo Xingnan to introduce him further. He picked up the wine glass and said, "My lord, Yang Yu, I am truly blessed to be able to meet all of you today. I would like to take advantage of the wine from the Tianmen Gambling Bureau and propose a toast to all the gods."
Liu Lizhan secretly laughed in his heart: "Looking at this guy's appearance, he looks like a low-class guy, and now he sounds like a scumbag. How can Guoxingnan have such a top-notch friend? It's really surprising." It’s hard to explain.” At this time, he laughed secretly and stood up with everyone to raise their glasses and drink the wine offered by Yang Yu. Seeing this, Guo Xingnan also drank the cup with everyone.
So everyone sat down and the banquet continued. Everyone enjoyed singing and dancing while eating and drinking. The bull demons and snake demons do not trouble Yang Yu, and the Oriental people do not care about what Yang Yu does during the day. After drinking for a long time, Guoxing said: "It's a good night tonight, the stars are shining, there is singing and dancing. It's rare for everyone to get together. I suggest that you all recite a poem before drinking to help you get drunk. What do you think?" "
Before anyone could speak, Yang Yu shouted: "Okay! Okay! Okay! I'm the first to agree." After that, he drank a glass of wine with a slurp.
Guo Xingnan said with a smile: "Since everyone agrees, let's start with Brother Haiying first." Guo Xingnan asked Haiyingzi who was opposite to start.
Hai Yingzi was radiant after drinking, and said happily: "Now I'm going to talk about the previous poem randomly. Please give me some pointers if it's not satisfactory!" Hai Yingzi was heard chanting:
The spring flowers and autumn moon are thousands of miles long, and the love between children and children is bright and red.
There are so many kinds of delicacies in the world, nothing beats a night of delicious food with her.
After chanting, Hai Yingzi had a nice drink and added: "Without a woman, I will definitely die."
Yang Yu was about to swallow a sip of wine when he heard Hai Yingzi's "pop" sound and almost spit out the entire sip of wine. Everyone turned their eyes when they saw Yang Yu doing this, their eyes full of surprise and contempt.
In fact, he didn't understand a word of Hai Yingzi's poem just now, but he understood clearly what Hai Yingzi added at the end, and thought to himself: "There are indeed many talented people among the distinguished guests in Guoxingnan, but such an old guy actually said it so brazenly in public His despicable habits of smelling beautiful things and flirting with flowers are so shameless and disgusting!"
Liu Lizhan on the side had already noticed Yang Yu's thoughts and thought to himself: "How dare this bastard laugh at my uncle? Today I want to see what kind of skills this guy has and what poems he can make?" Thinking of this Liu Lizhan Li Zhan stood up and said to Yang Yu: "This little brother has always been very active at the wine table. He was even more excited when he heard my uncle reciting poems just now. I think this brother must be full of knowledge and sharp words, not as good as me." When you say the previous sentence, I will comment on the next sentence. I wonder what your thoughts are?"
Yang Yu thought to himself: "This pretty boy is called Uncle Hu Qiaoqiao. He must not be a good guy. He must be the same type as that old pervert. They have the same odor."
. Anyway, I don’t know much about poetry or lyrics, so I can just tell her nonsense for a while and deceive her. So Yang Yu said repeatedly: "Okay, okay, Brother Meng has commended me, please give me the last sentence." "
Liu Lizhan said: "Since my little brother is willing to offer poems, you're welcome. If you don't agree, just drink three more cups." Yang Yu nodded.
Listen to Liu Lizhan say: "There are heroes in the world."
Yang Yu was stunned, blinked at Liu Li Zhan, and shouted: "There is a dog in front of me!" After saying that, Yang Yu clapped his hands and laughed: "That's right, I'll have a drink."
After hearing what Yang Yu said, Liu Lizhan was very embarrassed and shouted: "What kind of poem is this? It's obviously unreasonable."
When Guo Xingnan saw Liu Lizhan getting angry, he hurriedly tried to persuade him, "Brother Liu, don't be angry. Brother Yang just acted on a whim and didn't think much about it. He just hit Brother Liu. Next time, Brother Yang will just think about it for a moment." Yang Yuzai The sidelines kept claiming so.
Liu Lizhan temporarily extinguished his anger and said, "The heroes of the world are worried."
After hearing this, Yang Yu scratched his head and was speechless. He lowered his head and saw a cunt facing him on the table, so he thought to himself: "Heroes in the world are sad, don't be a cuckold." After saying this, he stretched out his chopsticks to pick up the cunt. The woman also said: "I don't want to eat chicken. I like to eat chicken." After taking off the chicken, Yang Yu smiled at everyone and took another drink.
Liu Lizhan endured his anger and said: "The heroes of the world are leaving."
Yang Yu bared his teeth and bit his lip for a moment, seeing Liu Lizhan glaring at him angrily. Finally, he choked out a sentence: "When the heroes of the world leave, the donkey stares."
When Liu Lizhan heard that everything Yang Yu said seemed to be insulting him, he finally couldn't hold back the anger in his heart. He slapped the table and yelled: "You are so presumptuous, every word of it is bullshit. I have no intention of teasing you, but you are trying to tease me." , This is simply too much bullying." After saying that, Liu Lizhan stood up and was about to take action.
Guo Xingnan hurriedly stopped him and said, "Brother Yang is rare to be with you all. It's better for Brother Liu to calm down his anger for a while and say something to calm down his mood." Liu Lizhan sat upright for a moment after hearing this, and Guo Xingnan said to Yang Yu: "This time Brother Yang should think twice before betraying Brother Liu's kindness." Yang Yu nodded in confusion.
Liu Lizhan drank a glass angrily and continued: "There are many heroes in the world."
Yang Yu pretended to be confused and muttered in a low voice: "There are many heroes in the world, there are many heroes in the world, how should we deal with this?" After thinking for a long time, Yang Yu said nothing to each other, and thought to himself: "I was lucky to be blinded by the few words I just said, and I was on the verge of getting nervous." , full of gunpowder. If I can’t get the next sentence out this time, I’ll have to drink three more cups. If I’m not right, I’ll have to drink three more cups. This white-faced donkey is full of tricks, and he might get me drunk and kill me. We don’t know yet. It’s better to get there early. It’s good to break up the banquet.”
Thinking of this, Yang Yu simply said: "There are many heroes in the world, why don't you just kick the table!" While speaking, Yang Yu had already kicked the wine table over with his kick, and the food and wine were dripping all over Liu Li. He was kicked over and made to eat and drink. Everyone was very surprised. Even the dancing girl who was dancing near the wine table and was attracted by Yang Yu's occasionally good words that day and smiled with her white teeth turned pale with fright. Guoxingnan ordered him to retreat. On the other hand, he immediately flew to stop Liu Lizhan who was coming over to beat Yang Yu.
Guo Xingnan advised: "Brother Liu, why is he so short of breath? Brother Yang must have had a few too many glasses of wine and made a drunken mistake. Brother Liu doesn't have to be the same as him."
. "At this time, Yang Yu was already asleep on the ground, still snoring. Liu Li Zhan's nose almost tilted to one side when he saw this anger.
Guoxingnan ordered people to remove the banquet and make other arrangements. Guo Xingnan said to everyone: "Brother Yang just made a mistake while drunk, please don't take it off. I will take this opportunity to make up for Brother Yang's elegant words from Gang Leader Liu, as an apology to Gang Leader Liu."
Liu Lizhan shook his sleeves and sat down angrily. Listen to Guoxingnan chant: "
There are heroes in the world who hold the hand of the blue dragon.
The heroes of the world are sad, and grudges stumble upon their hearts.
When heroes leave the world, who knows the truth about utilitarianism?
There are many heroes in the world, please accompany me to the Tianhe River!
Liu Lizhan listened and said, "What the king said is exactly what I want." Guo Xingnan smiled slightly and returned to his seat.
