"That's natural. When I was in the river, even when Senior Sister was at her peak, I could fight for more than ten rounds without losing!"
Zhu Bajie is even more proud.
"Very good. In that case, your senior sister said that there is evil spirit in this river, and there are obviously monsters in it, so you should go and slay the monsters."
"I'm a nun, and this silver monk actually dug a hole for me!" The expression on Zhu Bajie's face was as if he had eaten daddy, which was as ugly as possible.
A comfortable smile appeared on Bai Qian's face. She felt that Ye Long was quite good. Although he used himself as a mount, there were monsters, so he didn't have to fight them by himself.
Seeing the expression on Zhu Bajie's face, she felt very comfortable.
"Hoho, master, I am not good at subduing demons and killing demons. I still need my senior sister to do it."
Zhu Bajie didn't want to fight the monsters, not at all. Who knew how powerful the monsters in the river were. If he wasn't careful, he would be captured by the monsters. What would he do if he was roasted and braised?
"Zhutou, who said you were very powerful just now? Why, are you scared now?"
Dou Xiantong slapped Zhu Bajie on the head. Dou Xiantong wanted to go into the river to slay the demon, but she had to use the Water Avoidance Technique when she was in the water. Her mana was consumed too quickly, making it very difficult to slay the demon.
Zhu Bajie wanted to cry but had no tears. After all, he was also the second senior brother. It didn't matter that he was despised by his junior sister every day. But he was also abused every day. He couldn't live this life.
"Amitabha, can't Bajie get along with a mere river monster? Did my master accept you as his disciple just to serve as a mount?"
Ye Long shrugged, his tone somewhat dissatisfied.
"Master, I, the old pig, will get rid of the demon right now!"
Zhu Bajie's expression changed, he quickly transformed into a human form, and flew out carrying a nine-tooth nail rake.
He was afraid that if he continued to be cowardly, Ye Long would put him in the shoes, and when he got the scripture, he would say bad things about himself. That would be bad.
"This pig is finally willing to do something." Bai Qian and Dou Xiantong looked at each other and both smiled.
Zhu Bajie only had Ye Long who could cure his laziness. However, when the two of them looked at Ye Long again, they found that Ye Long had already tied a hammock between two big trees and was lying on it with Fan Lihua... ..
How long has it been, please don't go so fast, okay, Zhu Bajie has just gone to slay the demon, but the master and mistress has already begun to lie down and feel comfortable.
There was no other way, so Bai Qian and Dou Xiantong also took out their hammocks and lay down on them. The sun was quite strong, so it was better to lie in the shade of a tree to cool down.
Zhu Bajie flew some distance across the Liusha River when he saw a burly Khan with red hair and red beard flying out of the river.
The Khan wore a thick necklace made of skulls around his neck, and his big eyes were as round as big copper bells.
"Hey, where did the pig demon come from? How dare you trespass into the Liusha River. I haven't eaten meat for a long time. Now, I might as well accept you pig demon and roast the pig."
The strong man held the Demon-Subduing Treasure Staff and rushed over without waiting for Zhu Bajie to speak.
"Oh my god, you are the pig demon, and your whole family is a pig demon. You, a river demon, actually want to eat me, an old pig. Although I eat meat every day, I haven't eaten a human for a long time! I will eat it today. Kill you river monster!"
Zhu Bajie was so angry that he grabbed the nine-tooth rake and rushed forward.
Suddenly, the river surged and the sky and earth lost color.
Zhu Bajie fought with the river monster.
"Hey, this river demon is so powerful, he can actually fight with a pig head for so long." Ye Long said with a smile.
He was lying on the hammock, swinging and eating bananas. From a long distance away, he could still see the battle between Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha. Life was so beautiful.
"Master, let me collect this river demon." Dou Xiantong suggested. Zhu Bajie has already lured the river demon out. On the water, she is confident that she can capture the river demon. After all, this is a great achievement.
"I'll go too!" Bai Qian also said, about to stand up.
When she saw that Zhu Bajie had fought the river demon for more than thirty rounds, but he still hadn't taken down the river demon, her fighting spirit was aroused.
come out.
"No hurry, no hurry." Ye Long shook his head.
Monk Sha didn't need them to surrender at all. If his prediction was right, the Hui'an Walker under the Guanyin Seat would personally come to help him cross the river.
"boom!"
At this moment, the river demon dived into the water and lost its figure.
It turned out that the river demon couldn't defeat Zhu Bajie, and was knocked into the river by Zhu Bajie with a rake.
At this time, Zhu Bajie had already unleashed his true fire, and the river demon was no match for him, so he chased into the Liusha River without thinking.
But within a short while, Zhu Bajie grabbed the nine-tooth rake with one hand and covered his butt with the other, and ran away frantically towards the shore.
It turned out that Zhu Bajie entered the river and suffered a bad loss. He was attacked by the river demon and was injured.
Zhu Bajie was timid and ran away quickly.
"Hahaha, pig demon, come down here and see if I don't cut you into pieces!" The river demon hid in the river, leaving only a head, staring at Zhu Bajie who was running away.
"River demon, if you have the guts, come up and I will scratch you to death!"
"If you dare, come down!" The river demon didn't give in at all.
"If you can, come up!"
"get down!"
"you come up!"
In this way, Zhu Bajie and the river demon were in a stalemate, one in the air and the other in the water.
"Except for a demon, why are you so ink-stained?" Bai Qian rolled her eyes.
If Ye Long hadn't allowed her to get rid of the demon, she would have passed away long ago.
Although being in the river would affect her strength, it wouldn't affect her much. She was very confident in taking down the river demon.
"Sha Wujing, why don't you come up and pay homage to your master?" At this moment, the glow came from not far from Liusha River.
Hui'an Walker appeared holding a red gourd.
"Hui'an Walker?" Dou Xiantong and Fan Lihua had doubts in their eyes.
Did Hui'an Walker know this river demon again?
When the river demon saw Hui'an Walker, he hurriedly came out of the river, but he did not bow down and bowed down. Instead, he looked at Zhu Bajie in astonishment, "Hui'an Walker, the person Master Guanyin asked his disciples to wait for is this pig demon!" "
"No, he is the second disciple of the Buddhist monk. Where is your master?"
Hui'an Walker pointed at Ye Long lying on the hammock on the shore and said, but his expression was quite speechless.
This was the first time he was ordered to go out to do something, and it was the first time he saw the reincarnated Jin Chanzi. Why did he behave so wildly? It seems a little frivolous, why are you still holding a woman?
Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing looked at Tang Seng at the same time.
"Hoho, I, the old pig, are fighting monsters. It's better for you to lie here and enjoy the cool air! Damn it!" Zhu Bajie was very unhappy in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it out.
"Disciple Sha Wujing, pay homage to the master." When Sha Wujing saw Tang Monk, his eyes flashed with astonishment at first, but he still knelt on his legs and bowed his head.
Ye Long got down from the hammock and stroked Sha Wujing's red hair, "Disciple, your hair color is very unconventional. How long has it been since you cut it?"
Sha Wujing was even more stunned. He didn't know how to answer Ye Long, and what did non-mainstream mean?
Hui'an Xingzhe was also a little stunned. He felt more and more that this Tang Monk was a little different and even more unreliable.
Hui'an Walker waved his hand lightly, and a beam of energy fell on Sha Wujing.
Sha Wujing felt as if he had been absorbed by the essence, his whole body was exuding fairy energy, and his physical appearance also changed greatly.
Soon Sha Wujing turned into a strong man, no different from the shape of Monk Sha in the TV series.
"Tang Xuanzang..." Hui'anxingzhe looked at Ye Long and was about to speak.
"What did you call me? You can call Tang Xuanzang's name! When the poor monk met Guanyin Bodhisattva, he also called me sister, but you actually called the poor monk his first name! This is disrespectful to the poor monk." Ye Longbang Said with a face.
Doesn't this Hui'an Walker know his identity? A disciple under the Guanyin Seat, and not a very important disciple, actually called him by his first name. What did he think of him?
Anyway he
He was once the second disciple of Tathagata, and he was on an equal footing with Guanyin Bodhisattva.
"Then what should I call you?" Hui'anxingzhe felt a little dizzy for a moment. What's the problem with calling him Tang Xuanzang? After all, Tang Seng is a mortal now, and he will not wake up until he has passed Lingyundu.
"Grandpa Tang." Ye Long stretched and said with a grin.
The corners of Hui'an Xingzhe's mouth twitched fiercely, and anger surged directly into his heart. He could barely control his hands and gave Ye Long a big mouth.
Dou Xiantong and Fan Lihua couldn't help laughing.
Bai Qian also smiled half-heartedly, thinking that Tang Seng was just seeking death, but she felt relieved when she thought that Tang Seng dared to kill Lingji Bodhisattva's mount.
Hui'an Xingzhe's face turned red and white. Just when he was about to lose control of himself, Ye Long suddenly spoke, "Hui'an Xingzhe, this poor monk is just joking with you, don't take it seriously.
"Hmph!" Hui'anxingzhe snorted coldly and didn't want to talk to Ye Long.
"Sha Wujing, you were originally a rolling curtain general in the upper world. Because you broke a glass lamp, you were demoted to the mortal world by the Jade Emperor. Just now I used pure bottled water to disperse the resentment in your heart. I hope you will be good in the future. Protect Monk Tang from going to the west to obtain Buddhist scriptures, achieve positive results in cultivation, and bring merit to atone for his sins."
After Hui'anxingzhe finished speaking, he planned to leave. He didn't want to see Tang Seng for a moment. Just Tang Seng's words about "Grandpa Tang" would make him remember them for a lifetime.
Although Tang Seng said it as a joke, Hui'anxingzhe took it seriously, very seriously.
"Walker Hui'an, now that you're gone, how should we cross the river?"
Ye Long looked at Hui'an Walker with a half-smile, but he knew that in the original work, Hui'an Walker helped them cross the river. How could he not know about Guanyin Bodhisattva's little plan?
"Master, Wujing can help master cross the river." Sha Wujing clasped his hands together with a calm look on his face.
Ye Long blinked his eyes and did not speak, but looked at Hui'an Walker.
Of course he knew that Sha Wujing could help him cross the river. After all, this was the home of Sha Wujing's lower realm as the Demon Queen!
However, things are not that simple.
Hui'an Walker's face fluctuated, cold and hot, and finally he gritted his teeth and put the red gourd into the river.
"Come up, I'll ferry you across the river." Hui'an Walker said, and then he landed on the enlarged red gourd.
"That's right." Ye Long smiled.
If Hui'an Walker didn't help them cross the river, wouldn't his trip be in vain? Who doesn’t want to participate in Journey to the West to measure tribulations and contribute to learning scriptures from the West? Don’t you want the merit you got for free?
No matter how unhappy Hui'an Xingzhe was with him, for the sake of merit, he could only endure it. After all, it was too easy. It was much easier than descending to earth as a demon and being subdued by Tang Monk's master and disciple.
"Master, disciple, help you!" Sha Wujing quickly helped Ye Long, doing so very carefully.
"Wu Jing, my teacher looks at you. You look like an ascetic. From now on, I will call you Sha Seng." Ye Long stood on the red gourd and touched the hairless top of Sha Wujing's head.
Although Sha Wujing is tall and strong, he is actually shorter than Ye Long. It can be seen that Ye Long is not only handsome and handsome, but also has a perfect figure.
"Thank you, Master, for the name." Sha Wujing's attitude was very pious. From the look of it, it seemed as if Ye Long was his idol.
Zhu Bajie was anxious, and so was Dou Xiantong.
What do you think of Sha Wujing's posture? This is the first lick!
Isn't this job for the two of them? Now someone is trying to save his life!
"Master, I, the old pig, will beat your legs!" Zhu Bajie squatted down directly.
"Master, let me rub your shoulders." Dou Xiantong also pinched his throat and said.
The corners of Sha Seng's eyes twitched fiercely. Why did he feel that these two guys were better at licking than him!
Fan Lihua couldn't help but smile a little, looking at the scene at this time, she wanted to laugh in her heart.
Bai Qian rolled her eyes. She was speechless when she saw Zhu Bajie, Dou Xiantong, and Sha Seng in such postures and flattery.
"Amitabha."
Hui'an Xingzhe closed his eyes, his heart was extremely shaken.
What kind of people are these? He had some doubts about life, and had already predicted that in the future, Tang Seng and his disciples would definitely fight because of Tang Seng!
"Xiao Hui." Ye Long suddenly shouted.
Hui'anxingzhe closed his eyes and rested his mind, never expecting that Ye Long was calling him.
"Xiao Hui!" Ye Long shouted again.
As a result, Hui'an Walker still didn't make a sound.
"Wujing, come here." Ye Long looked at Sha Wujing with a wicked smile on his lips.
He wanted to see whether the monk was on the path, obedient, or smart, and whether he could understand what he meant.
Sha Monk didn't say anything and just rolled up his sleeves.
"Hey!"
I saw Sand Monk lifting his right leg and kicking Hui'an Walker on the butt. "Didn't you hear Master calling you?"
"Plop!"
"Ah! Sha Wujing, what are you doing!"
Hui'an Walker fell directly into the Liusha River and choked on several mouthfuls of river water.
Sha Monk didn't say anything. He walked silently to Ye Long and stretched out his hand. He looked like an old god was there and ignored Hui'an Walker at all.
Sha Seng's operation not only shocked Ye Long, but also Bai Qian and others started to laugh after being shocked.
This Sha Monk is too wise!
In fact, Ye Long's intention was not to let Sha Monk kick Hui'an Walker into the river. Sha Monk completely misunderstood what he meant.
But this operation is great! This is how this Hui'an practitioner should be treated, otherwise who does he think he is?
"Hoho hoho, my master called you, but you ignored me. Who do you think you are? A Bodhisattva doesn't dare to show off in front of my master."
Seeing Hui'an Xingzhe's embarrassed appearance and livid face, he almost burst out laughing.
Hui'anxingzhe gritted his teeth and wanted to wipe out the Buddhist scripture-seeking team with one slap. With his current strength, he could indeed do it.
But he didn't dare to do this.
Think about how he was in the late Golden Immortal stage, almost stepping into the Taiyi Golden Immortal, but was kicked into the river by Sha Wujing!
Not to mention the current Sha Wujing, even his former identity as the rolling curtain general would not dare.
But now he can only endure it. Who would let him be a member of the Buddhist scripture learning team?
It's just that Hui'an Xingzhe was a little confused. When did Tang Seng call him? Why didn't he hear it?
Could it be, Xiaohui?
Hui'an Walker was about to vomit.
"Xiao Hui, the Bodhisattva asked you to come here. Don't you have anything to explain?" Ye Long looked at Hui'an Walker who was like a drowned rat. He suppressed a smile and looked at Sha Monk in the eyes, becoming more kind and friendly.
"The Bodhisattva is discussing Taoism with Old Mother Lishan and a few others. How can I have time to pay attention to you!" Hui'an Xingzhe said angrily.
He really wanted to send Ye Long and the others there quickly, and then return to Nanhai. He never wanted to see these guys again.
"Oh?" Ye Long's eyes flickered.
How many people are you discussing with Old Mother Lishan? Aren't they discussing how to seduce him?
Thinking of this, Ye Long smiled happily.
With the help of Bodhisattva, Old Mother Lishan might lose all the rice.
Surprise flashed in Fan Lihua's eyes, but it was fleeting.
When it came to Mother Lishan, she felt a little panicked. If her master knew about her and Ye Long... she didn't know what the consequences would be. If the Jade Emperor knew about it again, I'm afraid she would never be able to return to the immortal class again in this life.
In fact, it doesn't matter whether he can still be in the Immortal Class, as long as he can be with Ye Long, it doesn't matter.
She was worried that the Jade Emperor would blame her and even send troops to capture her and take her back to heaven.
After all, she was reincarnated and wanted to become a Taoist couple with the golden boy.
When the time comes when the golden boy and the beautiful girl return to the immortal throne together, and they live together openly, no one dares to take Tian Tiao into account. After all, they got married when they were still mortals.
It's not that getting married after becoming an immortal would be against the law.
"Master Guanyin is very busy every day. He is talking to Li
Mother Shan, the Queen Mother, and Our Lady of Yellow Flower discussed Taoism, thinking that they were just like you, as disciples of the Buddha, and they dozed off while listening to the Dharma..." Hui'anxingzhe said with a sneer.
Although he did not dare to beat Tang Seng, he did dare to ridicule Tang Seng with words.
His words not only mocked Ye Long, but also told Ye Long in disguise that although you are a disciple of Buddha, you cannot compare with Master Guanyin.
Because Master Guanyin has a very strong circle of friends, all of whom are well-known powerful figures in the three realms. You, Jin Chanzi, are only the second disciple of the Buddha at best. What kind of friends do you have?
"Huh?" Ye Long was surprised.
Queen Mother, Our Lady of Yellow Flowers, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva and Mother Lishan, aren’t there exactly four?
But where are Samantabhadra and Manjusri Bodhisattva? How come the Queen Mother and the Holy Mother of Yellow Flowers are involved?
"My master?" Dou Xiantong was also surprised.
In her impression, the relationship between Master Huanghua Our Lady and Buddhism is not very good. After all, Huanghua Our Lady belongs to the camp of the Queen Mother of the West, and her relationship with the Second Saint of the West is not good.
But now I am discussing Tao with Guanyin Bodhisattva, which is a bit confusing.
Bai Qian and Zhu Bajie were also thoughtful, but did not express their opinions.
Sha Seng, on the other hand, had an unusual expression on his face, but he quickly concealed it.
After that, Hui'an Walker didn't speak again until he crossed the Liusha River, where he left without stopping.
Because he really didn't want to see Ye Long's face! Although he is very handsome, he needs a beating.
But what he hated more was Sha Wujing. It was this idiot who made him look embarrassed in public.
"Amitabha, disciples, let's continue licking the west to collect semen."
Ye Long said a Buddha's name.
Bai Qian helplessly transformed into a nine-tailed fairy fox and carried Ye Long on his back.
Zhu Bajie also volunteered and turned into a big wild boar, carrying Fan Lihua on his back.
Dou Xiantong was holding the pig, and Sha Monk was carrying the burden.
The team for licking and extracting semen was finally formed.
...
Putuo Luojia Mountain in the South China Sea, Chaoyin Cave.
Guanyin Bodhisattva, Lishan Mother, Our Lady of Yellow Flowers and the Queen Mother are gathered together, chatting and laughing.
"Bodhisattva, I have successfully brought Tang Monk and his disciples across the Liusha River." Hui'anxing came to report, but his tone was a little bad.
"What happened?" Guanyin Bodhisattva heard an unusual meaning from Hui'anxingzhe's tone.
Hui'anxingzhe recounted what had just happened in an exaggerated manner.
For example, how did Ye Long disrespect him, let Sha Monk kick him into the river, and hug him from left to right?
Anyway, what Ye Long said is worse than bullshit.
"Is this really Jin Chanzi?" Mother Lishan asked in surprise after hearing this.
She knew Jin Chanzi, but it couldn't be like what Hui'an Xingzhe said, especially if she hugged him from left to right, how could this be possible? As a disciple of Buddhism, how could he be attracted to women, especially Jin Chanzi, and still be so upright, in front of Hui'an Monk?
"Step back." Guanyin Bodhisattva's face turned frosty.
After Hui'an Monk left, Guanyin Bodhisattva stood up from the lotus platform.
"Fellow Taoists, as you have just heard, I think the Four Saints' Test of Zen Mind must start immediately, and beat and beat this Tang Sanzang!"
Guanyin Bodhisattva said, with anger in his tone.
Obviously, she was pretending.
As for what Hui'an Walker said, although it is watery and exaggerated, Guanyin Bodhisattva is convinced that Ye Long can do such a thing!
Because he is not Jin Chanzi, but Ye Long. How can Ye Long's reputation be good? That is to say, he still has a kind heart towards human beings and rarely commits any crime.
"This Tang Sanzang really doesn't take us into consideration." The tone of the Holy Mother of Yellow Flowers was also somewhat unkind.
"How do you say this? Why are we involved?" the Queen Mother asked with a smile, giving people a sense of grace and luxury.
"Hui'an Walker just
Didn’t it mean that Tang Sanzang hugged him from left to right? There were three women in the Buddhist scripture-seeking team... I wonder which two he was talking about? "
Our Lady of Yellow Flowers asked.
After the words fell, the dead man's brows furrowed.
Especially Mother Lishan, her expression changed again and again. She didn't think deeply about this problem just now, but now that she thinks about it carefully, it's really scary.
One of those three women was her disciple Fan Lihua!
"Perhaps Hui'an's words cannot be fully believed. We can give it a try. If Tang Sanzang had lustful thoughts, how could he obtain the true scripture? It seems that this time we will cut off the evil thoughts in his heart."
The Queen Mother said.
"That's what I mean, but how should we try?" Guanyin Bodhisattva asked.
"Why am I so beautiful?" The Queen Mother stood up, pinched her orchid fingers, and asked in a sweet voice.
"Giggle." The Holy Mother of Yellow Flowers laughed sweetly.
Is the Queen Mother beautiful? It is indeed beautiful, even women's hearts will be moved, especially the aura about her.
But it seems that the Queen Mother is planning to take action herself and test Tang Sanzang.
"Let's change our appearance a little and try Tang Sanzang with his real body. I'm afraid it won't work." Guanyin Bodhisattva shook his head.
"Yes, they all know my face, so let's change it a little." The Queen Mother nodded.
