It was a dark and windy night, and a fat figure climbed over the high wall clumsily. He let go of his hands and hit the ground with a thud.
When he patted his butt and stood up, he saw clearly under the moonlight that this person turned out to be Tathagata Buddha!
Buddha can never jump over the wall once or three times!
The Buddha looked sad and angry, and silently swore that he would never jump over the wall for the third time in his life! !
Moreover, the four great Bodhisattvas have been rescued, who can force him to jump over the wall and escape for the third time?
The Buddha looked confident and looked around. He took a few steps with a sly look and knocked open the woodshed where the Jade Emperor lived.
The woodshed door creaked open, and the Jade Emperor poked his head out and saw the Buddha. He breathed a sigh of relief and said, "I thought you couldn't come tonight..."
The big shots who were once in charge of Lingshan and Heavenly Court now treat each other like concubines having a secret meeting. The two of them looked at each other and smiled bitterly, not wanting to admit their predicament no matter what.
Ever since the demon broke the seal, they felt like they had never stopped.
They still haven't understood the devil's will to prey on the weak, so they know they can't defeat the devil. What makes them even more worried is that they still can't figure out what Zhang Xiu wants to do...
On the surface, it seems that the current situation in the Three Realms is a life-and-death confrontation between the Demon and Zhang Xiu, and Zhang Xiu is still on their side, representing the past order of the Three Realms.
But the two of them were always a little worried about Zhang Xiu, or they couldn't see clearly what Zhang Xiu was thinking...
After Zhang Xiu conquered the Dark Abyss, half of the gods and Buddhas in the three realms are now in the hands of the demons, and the other half are in the hands of Zhang Xiu. Generally speaking, the two are evenly matched.
But if all hopes of a comeback were pinned on Zhang Xiu, they would definitely be hesitant...
The two looked at each other for a long time, and then Buddha asked aloud: "What did the seventh princess say?"
The Jade Emperor sighed with a complicated expression: "Oh, Xiao Qi said that she would let me leave in a glorious way. I can sing for one night for three thousand taels of silver, which will bring face to the heaven..."
Buddha: "@#¥%¥#@......"
It is said that a daughter is her father’s caring little cotton-padded jacket. Your little cotton-padded jacket not only leaks air, but is also made of black-hearted cotton, right?
When they are worrying about the three realms and racking their brains.
Zhang Xiu hurriedly walked into the yard and said with excitement: "Father-in-law, Buddha, I finally figured it out! Before going outside, you must first make peace with yourself!"
The Jade Emperor looked at Zhang Xiu in surprise: "Have you thought of a way to deal with the demon?"
Zhang Xiu said confidently: "Didn't my father-in-law let the dog lick a mountain of noodles before letting it rain? If I directly reduce the mountain of noodles you stipulated to one million times, let the gods in heaven only use three billion It took ten thousand years to lick Mianshan, so when it rains, they will all be grateful to heaven, right?"
Jade Emperor: "..."
When the Buddha heard this, he couldn't help showing a sarcastic smile to the Jade Emperor. Just when he was about to speak, Zhang Xiu said with a smile: "I have another suggestion. Buddha, you said that all living beings are equal. If we let all Bodhisattvas and Arhats enjoy 100 million in hell, After thousands of years of being exposed to mountains of swords, seas of fire, and tongue-pulling hell, they will definitely feel grateful and be more kind when they are reincarnated, right?"
Buddha: "..."
Early the next morning.
The Buddha and the Jade Emperor looked solemnly, looking at the gods and Buddhas in the sky who were not affected by the demon species in front of them, and issued their last order.
"From now on, you will obey the orders of Zhang Xiu and Zhang Xiu. If you dare to disobey, you will be struck by five thunders and destroyed by heaven and earth!"
The Buddha and the Jade Emperor had always known that Zhang Xiu's thinking was very strange, but they never knew that Zhang Xiu's thinking could be so strange...
Although Zhang Xiu’s proposal is so outrageous, but...
Does this really seem to be able to minimize the harm caused by the demon's demon species?
As long as the Six Paths of Reincarnation is used to allow gods and Buddhas to go through the temptations of reincarnation without changing their original intentions, they can basically eliminate the influence of demons.
If they can't do it, then even if they are allowed to fight in battle, they will definitely be affected by the demon seed.
If you follow Zhang Xiu's suggestion, the remaining gods and Buddhas will definitely be clean!
This is so fucking outrageous!
It turns out that the gods and Buddhas in Heaven and Lingshan have actually become corrupted to this extent...
For the sake of the overall situation, they had to compromise with Zhang Xiu amid entanglement and annoyance. They reluctantly handed over the command and handed over their respective manpower to Zhang Xiu for unified deployment.
They were even more suspicious that Zhang Xiu was actually working with the demon! !
Otherwise, no matter how the final situation changes, no matter who wins between Zhang Xiu and Tianmo, Tianting and Lingshan will both lose?
In any case, Zhang Xiu was still more reliable than the demon. In the end, under Zhang Xiu's unified planning, their remaining scattered forces finally succeeded in condensing into one force, and the situation became clear.
In the current situation, the demons occupy the heavens and the spiritual mountains, controlling most of the demons and half of the gods and Buddhas.
Zhang Xiuze occupies the underworld, the immortal world and the human world, and the power of the two reaches a delicate balance.
Looking more closely, the situation is actually more complicated.
The gods and Buddhas in the sky controlled by the demon are basically controlled by the demon seeds. If Zhang Xiu finds a way to destroy the demon seeds, he can easily restore their sanity, make them switch sides in the battle, and reverse the situation in the blink of an eye.
But the gods and Buddhas rescued by Zhang Xiu, including the Buddha and the Four Bodhisattvas, were all planted with demon seeds by the demons. If they are not careful, they may be controlled by the demons at any time.
At that time, Zhang Xiu's camp will not only have no secrets at all, but also face the situation of these people defecting at the critical moment, and in the blink of an eye they will be attacked from both sides!
With a worried look on her face, Zhang Xiu privately summoned Yang Jian, Sun Wukong, Chen Xiang, Ao Xue and others to brainstorm and find a solution.
After Zhang Xiu spoke, Ao Xue gave a serious plan that could calm the world: "If you are not sure who among them will be affected by the demon species, then kill them all!"
"I would rather kill a thousand by mistake than let one go! If they live one more day, I will have to eat less steamed buns and pickles!"
Zhang Xiu greatly appreciated her proposal, and then asked Xia'er to drag her out and beat her for twenty jie feet, and then dragged her back again.
Chen Xiang hesitated for a long time and said with a serious face: "Master, how about we use a beauty trap against the devil? In the past hundred years, I have fallen into more than 12,000 honey traps, on average once every three days, and I have not been spared. , I feel that the beauty trap is actually the most unsolvable strategy in the world..."
Zhang Xiu didn't wait for him to finish speaking, and a kind smile appeared on his face: "Fork out!!"
The deer demon frowned angrily, picked up the iron fork and flew the agarwood fork out with a look of grief and anger. When Chenxiang landed with a cry of surprise, Lu Yao's stick had already fallen. The ones who came up to beat Chenxiang violently were Bajie and Tang Seng...
I haven't written for a few days, but I finally wrote it. I apologize to all the kindhearted people...
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