Since ancient times, the people in charge of the Three Realms seem not to be very big-minded. At that time, Sun Wukong was sentenced to five hundred years by the Buddha for defecating everywhere.
An old man opened a table full of offerings to the Jade Emperor and asked the dog to lick the mountain of noodles, the chicken to eat the mountain of rice, and the candle to burn out the copper lock before it could rain.
Compared with them, Dapeng should be lucky that he met a demon. Didn't you see that he offended Zhang Xiu's Ao Xue and is still staying up late to do his summer homework!
At dawn, Zhang Xiu took the initiative to wake up his father-in-law, walked quietly to the Jade Emperor's room, and called out affectionately.
"Father-in-law, it's time to get up and wash the dishes."
The Jade Emperor, who was meditating, opened his eyelids, his eyes full of disbelief: "Get up to wash the dishes? You should have asked me to get up to eat, right?"
Zhang Xiu said awkwardly: "I forgot to call you when I was having breakfast, but it doesn't matter. I will definitely not forget it again during lunch."
The Jade Emperor sighed slightly, got out of bed and walked out the door.
As soon as he went out, he saw Xia'er chasing a ginseng spirit in the yard. He wrapped his right hand with a handkerchief and held the ginseng spirit in his hand.
Seeing the Jade Emperor coming out, Xia'er showed a bright smile: "Father, I will make you ginseng chicken soup at noon!"
Jade Emperor: "...!!!"
What on earth does the devil do for food, and why haven’t you come to catch me!
After releasing the ginseng essence into his flower bed, Zhang Xiu got a bottle of ginseng essence, coaxed Xia'er out of the kitchen, and simmered ginseng chicken soup safely.
The Jade Emperor, who was accustomed to eating dragon liver and phoenix marrow, tasted human delicacies again, had mixed feelings in his heart, and sighed: "I stand too high in the sky, and I can no longer see the suffering in the world. After the devil is eliminated, I should enter reincarnation again." , I feel the way of heaven again.”
Zhang Xiu's eyes lit up: "When the time comes, Xia'er and I will go together to see you off!"
Ying'er jumped out excitedly and said, "I'll go too, Jade Emperor. I heard you don't have a daughter..."
Before she finished speaking, Xia'er, who was looking cold, picked her up with her arms and spanked her with a ruler.
Jade Emperor: "..."
You said you'd better send me on my way in a serious way!
After finishing the chicken soup, the Jade Emperor put down his bowls and chopsticks, and his expression became majestic: "Now that the demon has captured Lingshan Mountain and the Heavenly Court, a group of gods and Buddhas have been imprisoned by him. If you want to defeat the demon, you must first rescue the Buddha and the others."
Zhang Xiu shook his head and said: "This is easier said than done. We can't get through the Ten Thousand Immortals Array alone. If the demon himself is here to guard it, it will simply be a door-to-door gift to him."
The Jade Emperor agreed and said: "You are right, but the demon cannot guard the heaven and the spiritual mountain at the same time. Moreover, the Ten Thousand Immortals Formation he set up is not impeccable. The strength of the Ten Thousand Immortals Formation is directly related to the cultivation of the people who defend it. As long as we find out the details of the demons responsible for guarding the formation, we can defeat them one by one."
"Take the Liangyi formation hosted by Dapeng as an example. As long as Zhenyuan Immortal holds a magic weapon that restrains the talisman, it can be easily defeated."
Zhang Xiu felt that what the Jade Emperor said was reasonable, and then frowned slightly and said: "I killed eight people in and out of the Four Elephant Formation, and I didn't even see the shadow of the demon in the formation. Could it be that Liu Wa was in charge of the Four Elephant Formation?" ?”
The Jade Emperor silently glanced sideways at Zhang Xiu. Although he didn't know who Liu Wa was, it sounded unreliable...
After a while of silence, the Jade Emperor said: "It's better to send someone in to investigate again."
Zhang Xiu nodded and began to study the formation of troops, who should enter which formation, and to find out the details of the demons guarding the formation.
In the end, Zhang Xiu and the others were divided into three teams, and the Jade Emperor, Yang Jian, and Chen Xiang entered the Four Elephant Formation.
Sun Wukong, Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie and Zhang Xiu enter the Tai Chi array.
Zhen Yuanzi and Jigong were responsible for providing support outside.
Zhu Bajie was selected by Zhang Xiu. He reluctantly complained to him on the way: "Brother Monkey has great magic power and can fight monsters. Master can escape from his shell and will not be caught by monsters. You can just choose the two of them. Take me with you." What can a pig do?”
Zhang Xiu explained with sincerity: "If we are trapped in the formation and cannot get out, no one will starve to death as long as you are here. We have brought our own dry food."
Bajie: "@#￥%￥#@......"
Is it too late for me to run now? !
In the face of Bajie's frightened expression, Tang Monk smiled and comforted him: "Don't be afraid, Bajie. Donor Zhang is teasing you. You have served as Marshal of Tianpeng and are well-informed. You are better at identifying water monsters." We are all strong."
Bajie wiped the cold sweat from his head, looked resentfully at Zhang Xiu in front of him, and followed him into the Tai Chi formation.
In the Tai Chi array, rocks were flying, hitting several people from various tricky angles.
Sun Wukong danced the golden hoop tightly, sweeping away the flying rocks along the way.
After walking forward for some distance, you saw an altar.
A straw man is tied on the altar, with the name of the enemy written on the body, a lamp on the head, and a lamp on the feet. The defenders' steps are made of steel, talismans are tied, seals are burned, and they bow to the straw man.
The defender was wearing a Taoist robe and holding a sword. When he found someone breaking into the formation, he stretched out his sword and moved forward.
In an instant, a strong wind blew up, and the sky was filled with yellow sand, covering the position of the altar.
"The Nailhead Seven Arrows Book?"
Zhang Xiu's expression changed slightly, and he was about to step forward and destroy the straw man on the altar.
At this moment, a sword struck from the yellow sand. Zhang Xiu ducked sideways, and a strand of hair was cut off.
Sun Wukong picked up the golden cudgel and struck it into the yellow sand, but it missed the target and could not find the Taoist figure.
Another sword stabbed in the yellow sand, directly piercing Sun Wukong's right hand. Sun Wukong withdrew his hand and dodged. The golden cudgel fell to the ground with a clang, and was picked up by Sun Wukong with his toes and returned to his hand.
At this time, Zhang Xiu suddenly remembered something and said: "This is the Wind Roar Formation! The rocks just now are the Earthly Fierce Formation, and there are also Ten Jue Formations hidden in the Tai Chi Formation!"
In the yellow sand, the defender thrust his sword into the altar, shaking it in all directions. Strange clouds rolled up in all directions, and there was a sound of thunder, with a fire shield above, attacking from below and above, and thunder and fire were launched.
Tang Monk raised his cassock with his right hand, and the cassock rose up in the wind, instantly covering the sky and the sun, blocking the thunder and fire.
Zhang Xiu took the opportunity to sacrifice the golden dragon scissors, transformed into two golden dragons, and cut off several flagpoles in the array. In an instant, the yellow sand stopped and the altar was exposed to everyone again.
The Taoist guarding the formation did not panic and took out the sword in his hand. The sword split into four parts in the air and stabbed towards Zhang Xiu, Sun Wukong, Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie respectively.
Zhang Xiu pointed his index finger, and a burst of demonic energy eroded the sword, causing it to fall to the ground from mid-air.
Tang Monk opened his mouth and spit out a mouthful of white lotus, then held the tip of the sword firmly.
Sun Wukong swung his stick and knocked the sword away.
Bajie was even more courageous as a skilled man. He directly caught the sword with his shoulder. Zhang Xiu couldn't help but admire him: "It has to be Bajie. This body of flesh and blood is invulnerable. It's really amazing!"
Bajie flapped his big ears twice and said with a look of sorrow and anger: "The hell am I trying to hide?"
Zhang Xiu: "..."
(End of chapter)
