Chapter 15 You won’t die if you skip a meal

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Under the five-color divine light cast by Kong Xuan, Nezha was directly knocked to the ground by the black light.

Sun Wukong, who was washed away by the yellow light, turned into a monkey hair. It turned out that he had already sensed something was wrong, so he turned his eyes and used the substitute technique in advance.

Among the others, God Erlang turned into a piece of wood, Immortal Zhenyuan disappeared without a trace, and where Zhang Xiu was originally, there was a bowl of braised fat dumplings stuffed with sea food...

Only Nezha, who was beaten to the ground, was left with a look of grief and anger: "@#¥%¥#@..."

If you want to run away, you should tell me in advance! !

In Nezha's grief and anger, the five-color divine light lit up again.

Everyone present was not spared. They were all beaten to the ground, tied up with fairy ropes by a group of little demons who arrived later, and thrown into the prison together.

The few people who escaped soon met under the ginseng fruit tree, looked at each other, and all showed solemn expressions.

Yang Jian said with regret: "I thought Chenxiang and Ao Xue could also escape, but it's a pity..."

Zhang Xiu said angrily: "They never listen carefully during class. I taught them all kinds of escape tricks, but they just didn't listen. It's really a waste of my two hundred years of teaching!"

Zhen Yuanzi also shook his head slightly: "Oh, they are still too young..."

Sun Wukong: "@#¥%¥#@......"

Although my grandson is a monkey and not a human, you are real dogs!

Glancing at the three people who were still making sarcastic remarks, Sun Wukong scratched his head in confusion and said, "Zhang Xiu, can those magic weapons you mentioned really restrain the man named Kong Xuan?"

Zhang Xiu nodded with great determination: "Absolutely, but it's a pity that we can't find them..."

Yang Jian explained on the side: "These magic weapons can definitely subdue Kong Xuan, even if he fights against the demon, it may not be impossible to subdue him. It's a pity that after King Wu defeated Zhou, my master, his uncle, and the others would not be able to subdue him." In this life again, if they are still there..."

Zhang Xiu sighed: "I guess I can't beat Kong Xuan."

Yang Jian: "@#¥%¥#@......"

Although it is very possible, is it really okay for you to say this in front of me? !

After Zhang Xiu finished speaking, everyone present fell into silence.

When several people were helpless, Ao Xue, Nezha and others had been thrown into prison by Kong Xuan.

The people imprisoned in the prison did not undergo any severe torture, and the demons also thoughtfully provided them with various fine wines and delicacies.

Jigong ate a mouthful of wine and meat, with a cheerful smile on his face: "If they treat everyone with such good wine and meat after conquering the Three Realms, I won't bother to pay attention to them, monk."

Li Jing, the King of Pagoda Builders, had held an official position in the human world. Looking at Jigong eating and drinking, he said with a hesitant expression: "Arhat Subduing the Dragon, have you ever heard of a kind of wine called Guantou Wine?"

"The kind of food and wine that condemned prisoners eat before they are killed?"

Jigong's movements suddenly froze, his eyes widened and he said, "Kong Xuan wants to kill us?!"

Nezha also picked up a plate of vegetables and ate it, and said: "That's right. He used to take prisoners without killing them, but he has been enslaved by Buddhism for so many years. No matter how resentful he is, no matter how he thinks about it now, it's really It’s hard to say.”

"If he had been ruthless enough to kill all of us prisoners, then the final outcome of becoming a god would be..."

Jigong was stunned for a moment, and suddenly his body trembled, and then he ate the wine and meat in front of him crazily: "I am going to die anyway, monk, I have to eat enough..."

The other gods struggled for a while, watching Jigong eating happily, and couldn't help but recall their own lives.

The responsibilities of my priesthood, my most glorious moments, my most helpless moments, and my most uncomfortable days all disappeared in the end. I regained my instinct as a human being and followed Jigong to eat in the sea.

When the gods lost their composure, Ao Xue was the only one who remained calm as usual, squatting in the corner and watching everyone eat and drink without blinking an eyelid.

Ao Xue, who usually likes oral pleasure the most, is now unmoved by these things that tempt her, which makes everyone surprised.

After a while, Ying'er felt satisfied after receiving the inheritance rights of several other gods. Then she came to Ao Xue with a plate of spring rolls and asked curiously: "Don't you want to eat? You usually don't like to eat delicious food the most. ?"

Ao Xue was indifferent to the delicious food in front of her. Like a holy Buddha, she raised her face proudly and smiled calmly: "Don't you understand? In fact, only the person who eats this meal will die."

"???"

Everyone stopped and looked at Ao Xue.

Under everyone's puzzled gazes, Ao Xue raised her chin slightly, as if her whole body was shining, and explained proudly: "When I was in class, Zhang Xiu often taught me that if I skip a meal, I won't die. of."

"Now I have eaten one less meal than you! If only one of us can survive, that person will definitely be me. This is what Zhang Xiu said!"

Ying'er: "@#¥%¥#@......"

Jigong: "@#¥%¥#@......"

One of you really dares to teach, and the other really dares to believe!

When everyone was stunned, there was a slight clicking sound. Chen Xiang took out the wire hidden in his ear and poked at the keyhole. After a clicking sound, Chen Xiang successfully pried open the iron lock of the prison, and then He took a breath and silently wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

Amidst the shocked expressions of everyone, Chen Xiang's handsome face showed a rare and lewd smile. He raised his fingers to make a silent gesture, lowered his voice and said: "You all should be silent, follow me, I will He also hid a sweat medicine in his crotch, which will definitely be able to deal with the monsters guarding the prison..."

Jigong: "@#¥%¥#@......"

Li Jing: "@#¥%¥#@......"

Does your uncle Yang Jian know that you are like this?

Although we don’t know if we can run out now, if the Third Holy Mother knows about it, she will definitely find a way to kill Zhang Xiu!

In confusion, everyone came to the gate guarding the prison. When they saw a group of gods running out, the two monsters guarding the prison shouted loudly.

Suddenly, Ying'er came to them with a respectful look, and bowed solemnly to them: "I heard that you don't have a daughter, and my parents died early. If you don't dislike it, I am willing to provide for you in your old age!"

Looking at the extremely sincere Ying'er, the two monsters couldn't help but feel a little moved after hearing this: "@#¥%¥#@..."

Although what you said is very sincere, we don’t even know your name!

During the moment when they were in a daze, Chen Xiang had a gloomy look on his face and a sneer in his mouth. As soon as he made a move, a whole bag full of Mongolian sweat medicine was spread out without mercy.

The two monsters were covered with sweat medicine, and they immediately felt weak, and then they collapsed.

(End of chapter)