The underworld took Xu Xian's complaint very seriously and quickly invited Nezha to deal with it. This was not because the underworld knew everything, but because none of the ghost soldiers guarding the gates of hell could beat him...
When Xu Xian, who was clad in shackles and chained, was brought to the Yama Palace by Nezha, he was still aggrieved: "You guys are not being reasonable. It was you who wanted to see a doctor, so I came all the way here! My wife even quarreled with me for this reason. I almost went back to my parents’ home in Emeishan in anger!”
Seeing the angry Xu Xian, Zhang Xiu felt a headache for a while. He held his forehead and said, "Untie his shackles. This Doctor Xu and I have known each other for a long time. He is not a bad person."
Nezha glanced at Xu Xian, blew out a burst of immortal energy and untied his shackles, and said proudly: "This kid has some abilities, but he is far behind me. He was easily defeated by me."
Xu Xian gratefully bowed to Nezha: "Thank you little friend for being merciful and not being cruel to me. However, I also appreciate your kindness and secretly cured your deformity. You will no longer have to worry about being discriminated against when you go out. eyes."
Nezha: "??!!"
Zhang Xiu: "..."
God is so deformed!
Bai Suzhen has been able to tolerate Xu Xian until now. Just with this kind of character, she can be called a Bodhisattva...
Zhang Xiu's cheek twitched twice and pointed to Hou Yi: "Is there any way you can make him smarter?"
Xu Xian's eyes lit up and he stared at Hou Yi with burning eyes.
Being swept away by Xu Xian's eyes, Hou Yi's hair suddenly stood up. He involuntarily took a step back, and the sun-shooting bow appeared in his hand.
Xu Xian looked at him with burning eyes, and said nonchalantly: "Don't do anything yet, let me take care of you first. If I can't cure you, you can shoot me again. If I am lucky enough to survive, you can come again in the future." Come to me and I will treat you..."
Hou Yi: "..."
How about you heal yourself first?
In Hou Yi's extremely complicated eyes, the light in Xu Xian's eyes converged and returned to normal, showing an expression of sudden realization.
"So that's it. This brother's body is far stronger than that of a demon. He is not like an ordinary person, but similar to the ancient gods described in the medical scriptures. No wonder you want to recruit doctors from all over the world to treat him. Ordinary doctors really can't cure him. .”
Zhang Xiu looked at Xu Xian in shock. Unexpectedly, he could see the true identity of Hou Yi at a glance. After being slightly distracted, he quickly asked: "Do you have a way to cure him?"
Xu Xian smiled confidently: "On the mountain where I prayed, the troubled water came out and flowed southward into the sea. There was a tiger dragon in it, with a fish body and a snake tail, and its sound was like a mandarin duck. Take its meat, add pepper, bay leaves, and cinnamon bark. , salt, boil ten pounds of water into one pound, and let the patient take it."
Zhang Xiu asked in surprise: "Can this make him smart?"
Xu Xian was slightly startled: "This can cure his hemorrhoids."
Zhang Xiu was stunned for a long time, then raised the corners of his mouth with a kind smile on his face: "Fork it out!!"
Hou Yi:......
Before my hemorrhoids are cured, I can actually keep him for a while longer...
Facts have proved that even if Hua Tuo was alive, he could not make Hou Yi smarter, because Zhang Xiu really found Hua Tuo...
In the end, everyone had to accept this reality.
Fortunately, Hou Yi's physical body is really powerful. If arranged properly, he can cause great damage to the demon.
After regaining the underworld, the Three Realms seemed to have become stable again.
Until one day, Ao Xue, wearing a red cloak, came with Zhen Yuanzi and Qingfeng Mingyue, and threw herself into Zhang Xiu's arms with tears in her eyes.
"Zhang Xiu, the Earthly Immortal Realm has fallen. I haven't been sitting on my position as the Earthly Immortal Ancestor for a few days. Don't you think this is bullying an honest person? I'm not even willing to finish the ginseng fruit!"
Looking at Ao Xue, and then at Zhen Yuanzi whose cheeks were twitching, Yang Jian and others couldn't help but fall into thinking.
Is this human language?
There are so many flaws, I don’t even know where to start!
Zhang Xiu's eyes flashed, and he patted the table and stood up: "You're lying! You must have two ginseng fruits hidden on your body!"
Yang Jian:"……"
Zhen Yuanzi: "..."
There's something wrong with what you're focusing on! !
Later, in Zhen Yuanzi's sad and angry eyes, Ao Xue offered two ginseng fruits with an obedient look on her face, exempting her from next year's summer vacation homework.
Then, Zhen Yuanzi told the story of the fall of the Earthly Immortal Realm.
At that time, there were three groups of demons attacking the Earthly Immortal Realm. Qiongqi, who was killed by Zhen Yuanzi, was the leader, and the other two groups were led by Xing Tian and Xiang Liu respectively.
When Ao Xue set up a big pot and ate Qiongqi meat and ginseng fruit, Xing Tian and Xiang Liu attacked Wuzhuang Temple. God's weak water is even more fierce.
Under the combined attack of the two, Zhen Yuanzi could not resist at all, so he had no choice but to escape and brought Ao Xue and Qingfeng Mingyue to the underworld.
The Earthly Immortal Realm fell, and the loose immortals living there and the fairies on various mountaintops all fell into the control of the heavenly demons.
When Zhang Xiu heard the familiar names of Xing Tian and Xiang Liu, he couldn't help but look at Hou Yi: "Have you heard of these two names? Can you defeat them in a head-on battle?"
Hou Yi's eyes flashed with a strong fighting spirit: "I haven't fought before, so it's hard to say. If you don't use weapons, Xing Tian should be no match for me."
Looking at the extremely proud Hou Yi, Zhang Xiu seemed to be infected, and said with confidence: "If Xing Tian and Hou Yi have similar IQs, I am 100% sure that I can persuade him to surrender!"
Hou Yi: "..."
I suspect you are trying to blame me, but I have no proof...
Soon, Zhang Xiu started exchanging letters with Xing Tian in the Earthly Immortal Realm.
Zhang Xiu: [A word is like a face, brother Xingtian, whatever you want, I can give you what the devil can give you! (dog head)]
Xing Tian: [I want to kill the Emperor of Heaven and become the co-leader of the human race! ! can you give it? ! 】
Zhang Xiu: [Who is the Emperor of Heaven? I have a Jade Emperor here. Do you want to kill him? 】
Xing Tian: [@#￥%￥#@... I was beheaded by the Emperor of Heaven back then, and I swear to take revenge! 】
Zhang Xiu: [How about you change your request? You have no brain, right? Then try to connect me. I know many miracle doctors who can definitely connect you successfully! Later you go to Wuzhuang to view the back mountain alone, don’t let others know. 】
Xingtian: [Okay. 】
"Xingtian has done it!"
Zhang Xiu and Xing Tian finished communicating with each other and looked at everyone in the Yama Hall with proud expressions.
Seeing Zhang Xiu's magical operation, Zhen Yuanzi, who was a little tired, looked suspicious of life: "..."
Is this still possible?
With his messy expression, Zhang Xiu disappeared with Hou Yi and others, and arrived at the location agreed upon by Earth Immortal Realm and Xing Tian.
Not long after, Xing Tian, who was holding two axes and without a head, came to Zhang Xiu: "Can you really help me connect?"
Zhang Xiu nodded seriously: "I have helped many people negotiate, whether it is selling cars or houses, as long as I introduce people, there is no failure in the negotiation!"
Xing Tian: "@#￥%￥#@......"
I believed your evil deeds! ! !
First update~
(End of chapter)
