Huang Zhennu Jiufeng's disciple turned into a spirit from a weasel and was born to like playing tricks on people.
Before she became a sperm, she liked to steal chickens from farmers and put them in her neighbor's house, causing the two families to quarrel, while she happily watched from the sidelines.
It was precisely because of her bad character that she was accepted as a disciple by Jiufeng, who taught her spells and let her come out to cause trouble for the world and cause trouble for Zhang Xiu and the others.
This time, she pretended to be Liu Yuanwai's niece Qiaoer and came to Hejian County.
After arriving at Liu's house, she first ate the old lady of Liu's family, pretending to be the old lady and niece, and soon deceived everyone. Now she used her identity as the old lady to make Mr. Liu eat cow dung to strengthen his body, and then she Using Qiaoer's identity to dissuade her was a great time.
Although this was fun, after a while, she got a little tired of it, and then she shifted the target of the disaster to Xia Shang.
Xia Shang was originally destined to be wealthy, but was cursed by her, so everything became unsatisfactory. As long as he had anything to do with money, his happiness would be in vain.
But today, she found that the curse on Xia Shang had been lifted. She was surprised and went to check, and then followed the breath of the curse to a temple dedicated to Buddha...
Looking at the copper coins she had placed a curse on in the merit box, Huang Zhennu felt bad. She quickly lifted the curse before the Buddha noticed!
She returned to Liu's house with a depressed heart. As soon as she entered the door, Liu Yuanwai happily took her hand and laughed happily: "Qiaoer, you are finally back. You don't know. I was eating out today and I met someone unexpectedly." Fucked my biological uncle! Qiaoer, come with me to meet your seventh uncle!"
In Qiao Er's dazed expression, Liu Yuanwai pulled her into the room, pointed at Zhang Xiu, who was sitting on a chair with white hair and wrinkled face, and urged: "Qiao Er, why don't you kowtow quickly and pay homage to me?" Seventh uncle and grandpa!"
Huang Zhennu looked at the young-looking Zhang Xiu and kowtowed with a strange expression: "Zhen'er pays homage to the seventh uncle and grandpa."
Zhang Xiu smiled and nodded.
Liu Yuanwai pointed to Yan Feng again: "This is your eighth uncle, please kowtow quickly."
Huang Zhennu kowtowed and listened to him continue to introduce: "This is your aunt, sister-in-law, second uncle, third uncle..."
After kowtowing for more than a dozen times, Huang Zhennu finally paid homage to all her relatives. She raised her head dizzily, looked at the uneasy woodcutter in front of her, and asked with a dull expression: "Where are you from?" Is there an elder here?"
The woodcutter scratched his head in embarrassment: "I'm here to deliver firewood. Seeing so many people in the house, I came over to join in the fun..."
Huang Zhennu: "@#￥%￥#@......"
Are you really here to join in the fun? !
As Huang Zhennu gritted her teeth, Zhang Xiu stepped forward to help her up, and asked with a kind face: "Qiaoer, I haven't seen you for several years. Are your hemorrhoids and athlete's foot healed?"
Huang Zhennu's eyelids trembled slightly, thinking that this Qiaoer had many problems. She laughed dryly and said, "Thank you, my seventh uncle, I'm thinking about you. Qiaoer has recovered..."
Zhang Xiu breathed a sigh of relief and said happily: "It's good to be cured, so that I can treat your Hualiu disease with peace of mind in the future."
Huang Zhennu suddenly felt bad after hearing this: "??!!"
What on earth is this woman I ate before? !
While Huang Zhennv was shocked, Zhang Xiu pulled her to the table and said with a smile: "My seventh uncle settled in Qianzhou Prefecture, where they specialize in a kind of beef hot pot, which is made from the incomplete beef stomach and small intestine. Take out the digested food, squeeze out the liquid, add ox bile and seasonings, put it in a pot and simmer it slowly before eating. It can also treat diarrhea and stomachache.
The locals love this kind of delicacy very much. This time I specially brought some for you. Come and try it, Qiaoer. "
Looking at the green water rolling in the pot, and looking at Zhang Xiu's expectant eyes, Huang Zhennu picked up a piece of tripe and put it in her mouth.
The next moment, Huang Zhennu's face suddenly changed color and turned greener than the hot pot soup. She forced the tripe into her mouth, raised the corner of her mouth with difficulty and said with a smile: "This beef tripe hot pot is really unique."
Zhang Xiu nodded proudly: "Well, your seventh uncle and grandma are obsessed with cooking. They feel that this beef hotpot is not suitable for the taste of us Central Plains people, so they specially improved it and added undigested food from pig intestines to make it more delicious. The cuisine becomes richer.”
Huang Zhennu's eyes widened instantly: "In the pig's large intestine...the food that has not been fully digested?!"
After being stunned for a moment, Huang Zhennu suddenly stood up and ran out the door, holding on to the door frame and started to vomit.
Jigong, who was hiding behind the door curtain, smiled and grabbed it with his right hand. A soul flew out of Huang Zhennu's mouth. He held it in his hand and stuffed it into the mouth of the old lady of the Liu family.
The old lady of the Liu family came back to her senses with a start. She looked at Jigong in front of her with a confused expression: "Who are you? I am..."
Jigong chuckled: "My old friend, you don't even recognize me anymore?"
The old lady of the Liu family suddenly shivered and couldn't help but panic.
I had a good time with a monk when I was young? ?
Isn't this possible? !
Member Liu on the side couldn't laugh or cry. He came close to the old lady of the Liu family, held her hand, and explained: "Mom, this master is the Living Buddha Jigong. You were eaten by the goblin, and it was the Living Buddha who brought you back to life."
When the old lady of the Liu family heard the cause and effect, she immediately breathed a sigh of relief: "I'm telling you, when I was young, I only had a good time with Taoist priests..."
Liu Yuanwai: "??!!"
On the other side, Huang Zhennu stopped vomiting, turned around, and stared at Zhang Xiu with a murderous look.
Her Qiaoer is fake, but this seventh uncle and grandpa are definitely fake too, and this bunch of relatives are all fake!
This large group of people clearly deliberately teamed up with Yuan Liu to play tricks on her!
Looking at the smiling Zhang Xiu, Huang Zhennu howled and revealed her true form. Thick yellow hair suddenly grew on her face, transforming into the face of a weasel.
The demonic aura soared into the sky, permeating the entire house. The black demonic aura was mixed in, covering the entire courtyard with a black veil, making everyone's vision dark.
Upon seeing this, Zhang Xiu immediately took out the Lotus Lamp from his treasure bag and lit the wick with the power of pure Yang, illuminating his surroundings in an instant.
A flash of yellow light collided with the halo of the lotus lantern, making a click sound, and then Huang Zhennu's figure reappeared in everyone's field of vision.
Huang Zhennu was taken aback and her pupils trembled as she said, "Baolian Lantern, you are..."
Zhang Xiu stepped forward proudly: "Yes, I am Liu Chenxiang!"
Huang Zhennu took a breath, then calmed down, and sneered: "It's you indeed. Where is your ax? You only use the lotus lantern. You are no match for me."
Zhang Xiu sighed helplessly: "Well, a few days ago, my big ax accidentally fell into the river. As a result, the river god emerged from the river with two axes, one gold and one silver, and asked my mother and daughter-in-law Who can I save first if I fall into the water? If I can’t answer the question, I won’t give me an ax. How can I explain this?”
Huang Zhennu was stunned for a while, with a hint of sympathy in her eyes: "This river god is most likely Zhang Xiu in disguise..."
Zhang Xiu: "@#￥%￥#@......"
What the hell...
(End of chapter)
