Adhering to the principle of being a bastard and not taking advantage of it, in the evening, Zhang Xiu took Yang Jian and Jigong to the security hall with the free physical examination coupon Ao Xue had eaten.
Seeing Zhang Xiu coming to the door with two "patients", Xu Xian was overjoyed and greeted him enthusiastically: "Mr. Zhang, please sit down for a while, and I will diagnose your friend right now!"
As he said that, he stared at the red line between Yang Jian's eyebrows for a while, took out a knife and said, "Sir, there should be a flesh ball between your eyebrows. I'll do the surgery to help you take it out!"
Yang Jian instantly glared at Xu Xian: "..."
Those are my eyes! !
Jigong burst into laughter, waving his fan and said, "Little doctor, if you can take out the fleshy ball between his eyebrows, the monk will pay for the consultation."
Xu Xian turned to look at Jigong and said: "Master, the sequelae of your stroke are already quite serious. After I cut the meat ball, I will amputate your shoulder."
Monk:"!!!"
Let’s not talk about whether he suffered a stroke. Does treating the sequelae of a stroke require amputation?
Bai Suzhen walked out with a look of despair, and said feebly: "Doctor Xu, it's already dark, and it's easy to be in danger when you can't see clearly during the operation. Why don't we talk about it tomorrow."
She has already recognized Yang Jian and Jigong. If she doesn't come forward to explain, it may not be Xu Xian who operates on them, but these two immortals who want to operate on her, a snake monster who runs a medical center and "seems to kill people for money"!
Xu Xian frowned and said, "Miss Bai, we run a medical clinic, how can we drive out patients? How can we keep this medical clinic open if things continue like this?"
Bai Suzhen felt helpless. If possible, I would want this medical clinic to close down now...
Zhang Xiu said with a smile: "Actually, there are tips for opening a medical clinic. I have opened a medical clinic before and I have a lot of experience that I can pass on to you."
Xu Xian suddenly showed a surprised expression and sincerely asked for advice: "Mr. Zhang, do you have any tips for opening a medical clinic?"
Zhang Xiu said very patiently: "Based on my experience, to open a medical clinic, in addition to finding a doctor with excellent medical skills, the control of medicinal materials must also be strict. All medicinal materials in the world must be complete, and every patient must be treated with the same care." Treat them as their own relatives.
As long as you persevere, you will soon find that you are losing more and more money day by day, and gradually the medical clinic will no longer be able to continue operating. "
Xu Xian: "..."
What I want is not the secret to failure in opening a medical clinic!
Xu Xian's heart was full of confusion, and when he started to vomit something from nowhere, there was a rush of footsteps, and a strong-looking man in coarse cloth walked in, carrying a young man with a green face on his back.
"Doctor Xu, look at my brother!"
"Isn't this the first prize in the steamed bun eating competition during the day, Brother Li? Don't panic yet, just lay the patient down on the bed!"
Xu Xian immediately came to his senses and asked Li Er to put the patient on the bed and check his body.
The patient's abdomen was bulging high, his breathing was very rapid, he looked like he was out of breath, and his mouth was open and speechless.
Xu Xian checked his pulse, frowned and said, "Brother Li, what did your brother eat today? His symptoms don't look like poisoning, nor does he seem to have eaten spoiled food, but he I definitely ate something I shouldn’t have eaten.”
Yang Jian looked at the patient for a few times and said, "There is a lot of yin energy in his body and it needs to be discharged as soon as possible."
Jigong nodded, rolled a mud ball and stuffed it into the patient's mouth.
The mud pills took effect immediately. The patient's bulging belly disappeared at a speed visible to the naked eye, and his breathing became smoother.
Xu Xian suddenly realized: "It turns out to be Yin Qi. I'll make him some ginseng and reed soup."
As he spoke, he grabbed the medicinal materials and fried the medicine on the side.
Not long after, Xu Xian supported the patient and poured the decoction into his mouth. The patient's face suddenly twisted, and he spat out something like egg white. He lay on the bedside and retched a few times, and finally woke up completely.
Xu Xian asked him to rinse his mouth with water and asked: "Brother, what on earth did you eat?"
The patient had a trace of fright on his face and stammered as he spoke.
The patient's name is Li San. He went to the fields to do farm work during the day and lay in bed to rest.
In his daze, he saw a woman walking out of the wall.
The woman's hair was as disheveled as a basket of straw, and her hair hung down to cover her face. She walked to the bed and parted her hair with her hands, revealing her face, which was fat and dark.
Li San was very scared and wanted to run away. The woman suddenly jumped on the bed, hugged his head hard, and kissed him. She used her tongue to put saliva into his mouth. It was as cold as ice and gradually flowed down his throat. .
Li San wanted not to swallow it, but he couldn't breathe. When he swallowed it, it was thick and sticky and could clog his throat. I took a breath, and then my mouth was full again. When I couldn't breathe, I swallowed. This went on for a long time, until he couldn't bear it anymore. When she heard the footsteps of someone walking outside the door, the woman let go of her hand and hurried away.
After Li San stuttered about what happened during the day, his voice trembled and he said: "I must have seen a ghost..."
"Listening to this description, it sounds like he has swallowed Guijin, and his body is also stained with a trace of demonic energy. I think this female ghost is also the work of a demon."
Zhang Xiu pondered for a while, took out the City God's Seal, and summoned the bull-headed horse face.
The bull-headed horse-faced man was wearing an official robe. When he saw Zhang Xiu, he immediately shouted in surprise: "City God, you finally remembered me. I miss you so much!"
Zhang Xiu nodded and asked: "Nu-headed and horse-faced, has a black, fat and lustful female ghost appeared in Qiantang County recently?"
The bull-headed horse face was stunned, then he took out a book and started reading it. After a while, he closed the book and said, "Go back to the city god, there is such a female ghost nearby, but this female ghost is quite cunning, as if she can sense danger in advance. , she ran away without waiting for the clues, and we haven’t caught her yet.”
Zhang Xiu frowned and said, "If she has this ability, it will be really difficult to catch her."
Yang Jian snorted: "As long as I see her, she won't be able to run away. I don't believe there is a ghost that can run faster than a somersault cloud."
Zhang Xiu then remembered that there are few people in the world who are faster than Yang Jian. He smiled and said: "Then I'll trouble my second cousin. Master Daoji, let's catch ghosts!"
Jigong stood there and said resentfully: "I would like to go with you, but I have to let this little doctor let me go first."
As he said that, he looked at Xu Xian with a depressed look.
Zhang Xiu turned around and saw Xu Xian grabbing Jigong's arm with excitement, and rubbing the mud balls evenly on his arm with his other hand, until the skin turned red...
Zhang Xiu: "@#￥%￥#@......"
With this set of skillful bathing techniques, if Xu Xian changed his career to open a bathhouse, he would have made a fortune long ago...
(End of chapter)
