Guanjiangkou, Erlangshen Dojo.
Yang Jian was eating hot pot and singing when suddenly a golden light flashed and the Jade Emperor appeared in front of him alone.
Yang Jian took a breath of cold air, his face changed, he took out a three-pointed two-edged sword and struck it at the Jade Emperor, while scolding him sternly: "What a demon, you've come to ruin my practice again!"
The Jade Emperor gently raised his hand, held the three-pointed two-edged knife with two fingers, and said calmly: "There are only two of us, uncle and nephew, here, Erlang, there is no need to pretend to be crazy."
Yang Jian's expression changed slightly, he put away the three-pointed two-edged sword, and sneered: "Humph, this illusion is getting more and more real!"
The Jade Emperor sighed slightly: "The way of heaven is constant, and there are many things that I cannot control. There is no need to mention the past. In today's world, the devil is hiding and making trouble behind the scenes. Are you willing to come out of the mountain?"
Yang Jian's face changed several times, and he said, "You and Buddha can't defeat the devil together, so what will happen if I go?"
The Jade Emperor said: "I know your abilities. Since the day you were born, you have mastered the art of killing. There is no one in heaven who is more suitable to deal with demons than you."
"If you don't agree, I have no choice but to send Taibai Jinxing to be reincarnated and come down to earth. I'm afraid there will be another catastrophe in the world..."
Yang Jian sneered: "What do the affairs of the human world have to do with me? At worst, if there is another emperor, I will still be my god of justice!"
The Jade Emperor was silent for a long time, then took out a razor and said seriously: "If you don't agree, I will commit suicide in the first month of the month and you will become bald in the future!"
Yang Jian suddenly looked horrified: "Huh??!!"
Who did you learn this from? !
Why is the majestic Jade Emperor acting like a rogue?
After a moment of confusion, Yang Jian looked at the Jade Emperor with a complicated expression. He thought of all the living beings in the world and the responsibilities on his shoulders. He sighed deeply and said seriously: "Uncle, as the god of justice, it is my duty to maintain the order of the three realms. There is no need for you to say more about my duties... You should put away the razor first!"
Looking at Yang Jian who would rather die than become bald, the Jade Emperor smiled slightly, put away the razor, and said with a faint smile: "You are indeed my good nephew."
Yang Jian felt depressed for a while, then lowered his head and saluted: "Uncle, don't worry, I will definitely eradicate Zhang Xiu as soon as possible when I go to the human world, and give you an explanation to heaven!"
Jade Emperor: "..."
I’m not talking about this devil! !
Lingshan, Daleiyin Temple.
Jigong stood at the door with a smile on his face, and said with a crooked smile: "The Dragon Subduing Arhat has completed his calamity, please open the door for me, Buddha, and let me return to the Lingshan Mountain!"
After a moment, the Buddha's solemn and solemn voice sounded: "Dragon-subduing Arhat, how many calamities have you experienced in this life?"
Jigong smiled and replied: "Disciples have gone through ninety-nine and eighty-one calamities together, and they deserve to be fulfilled."
The Buddha sighed and said, "Well, you have overcome eighty tribulations in total, and there is still one tribulation left, which is the tribulation of the devil. Only if you can survive Zhang Xiu and convert to my Buddha can you return to Lingshan."
When Jigong heard this, he couldn't help but be stunned: "Huh??!!"
What do you mean, I will never be able to return to Lingshan in this life? ?
On the other side, Zhang Xiu, who had conquered the Eight Demons, returned home and took stock of his gains.
The Eight Demons do many evil things. Although they inherited Ao Bing's weapon refining skills, the weapons they refined are all evil magic weapons made of human lives.
After releasing the ghosts in these magic weapons, Zhang Xiu gained a life span of thousands of years, which was enough to make up for the loss of using the magic method to disintegrate the demons, and even made a huge surplus.
Coupled with the Sky-Swallowing Technique obtained from Lily, this is a great harvest.
Hearing Xia'er's suggestion that she cook the food herself to reward everyone, Zhang Xiu's face changed slightly and said seriously: "Madam, although the eight demons have been eliminated, they are definitely not the only ones left behind by the demons. We still have to wait for us to kill the demons." After the remaining parties have been cleaned up, let’s celebrate again!”
Xia'er reluctantly agreed and said, "Then let's have a hot pot to celebrate a little?"
Ao Xue said excitedly: "The hot pot is good, I'll go to the market to buy sheep!"
Xia'er said displeasedly: "What kind of sheep are you buying? It costs a lot of money. I caught two monsters the day before yesterday. Let's use them to make hot pot."
As long as Xia'er didn't cook the food herself, Ao Xue would be thankful. She nodded repeatedly and said, "Yeah, as long as you have meat to eat, what kind of monster did you catch, Xia'er?"
Xia'er showed a smile: "The day before yesterday, I caught two thousand-year-old earth dragons, just in time to make hot pot."
"Earthworm??"
Ao Xue was stunned for a moment, and then her face turned greener than spinach.
Earthworms are earthworms, right? Can they be used to cook hot pot? ? ! !
I don’t study well, so don’t lie to me!
Half an hour later, Xia'er brought out a pot of bubbling green hot pot, and various ingredients were placed on the table.
At this time, two golden lights came to the yard one after another.
After the golden light dispersed, Yang Jian and Jigong appeared in front of everyone.
Zhang Xiu's face was filled with joy. She stood up and walked out of the door. She saluted and said, "Master Daoji, second cousin! You came just in time. We are just about to have dinner. Come, let's sit down together!"
With that said, he enthusiastically pulled the two of them to the table and sat down.
Yang Jian and Jigong smelled the dipping sauce prepared by Zhang Xiu and smiled on their faces.
"Let's eat hot pot. Monk, I like dog meat hot pot best!"
Seeing Jigong's familiar look, Yang Jian felt a little unhappy, and said with a cold expression: "How about I kill the Roaring Sky Dog and let Arhat Subdue the Dragon evaluate it?"
Jigong smiled, shook his cattail leaf fan and said, "I don't dare to eat the roaring dog. If you kill the roaring dog, you, Zhenjun, will become a dog and ignore you from now on."
When the two met, it was full of excitement.
Seeing this, Zhang Xiu acted as a peacemaker, picked up the ingredients in the hot pot, put them into their bowls, and said: "We are here today regardless of camp. Whether they are people from Lingshan or Tianting, all the guests are here." ! If you have no appetite, I can ask Ao Xue to show you biting a lighter to cheer up your entertainment!"
Ao Xue: "..."
You can be a human being!
In Ao Xue's resentful eyes, the two of them smiled, relaxed, and at the same time picked up the ingredients in the bowl and put them into their mouths.
The next moment, their expressions suddenly changed.
Yang Jian stood up suddenly, kicked the stool over with his kick, and said with an angry look: "The devil is evil, he actually poisoned our food!!"
Jigong rolled a few mud pills and stuffed one into his mouth. He looked around nervously and said, "Everyone, take my detoxification pills first. Save your lives first!"
Zhang Xiu's cheek twitched twice, and he glanced at Xia'er, who looked gloomy, and said, "Madam, these two people must be fake. After I kill them, I will prepare a sumptuous banquet for you again!"
After saying that, he kicked the table over, drew out his divine sword and rushed towards the two of them!
Looking at Zhang Xiu with an upright face, Ao Xue couldn't help but be stunned: "@#￥%￥#@..."
Could this still be possible? !
Yesterday I slept late and got cold. I felt fine and ate some cold skin. I had diarrhea for a day. It was my first time here and I couldn’t find a pharmacy. I endured it all day. Today I’ll give you an update...
(End of chapter)
