The position of City God should have been filled by dead people, and examinations were also required. It is indeed rare for a living person like Zhang Xiu to serve as a city god. Mixed among all the city gods, he attracted a lot of attention.
After Zhang Xiu struck up a conversation, the two city gods watched him go away, and then started whispering.
These two city gods, one named Song Tao and the other named Zhang, were both talented scholars during their lives, but they failed many times and died young.
Song Tao looked at Zhang Xiu's somewhat familiar face, frowned slightly, and murmured in a low voice: "Brother Zhang, why do I feel like this colleague who just talked to us, I seem to have seen him somewhere?"
Zhang Chenghuang echoed: "I also think he is kind-hearted, but I just can't remember where I've seen him before."
Song Tao thought for a moment, and suddenly his expression changed, and he said in horror: "Brother Zhang, I remember, he seemed to have said that he was the Jinhua City God just now?!"
Zhang Chenghuang wondered: "What happened to Jinhua City God? That place is not big. I remember the most famous thing there is ham. Wait, he said he is Jinhua City God?!"
Song Tao glanced at Zhang Chenghuang, who looked shocked, and said with a smile: "Brother Zhang, you finally remembered."
Zhang Chenghuang glanced at Zhang Xiu with a complicated expression: "How could I forget this person? The "Agricultural Book" and "Advanced Mathematics" we read since childhood were all written by this person..."
Song Tao stared resentfully at the back of Zhang Xiu, the childhood shadow maker, and sighed: "Yes, every Confucius temple enshrines this statue. Even if he turns to ashes, I will never forget his appearance." Get up, this is the culprit behind our repeated failures."
"I remember that even when we took the City God test, we didn't escape the questions he asked. Today I finally saw that I can survive..."
Zhang Chenghuang was shocked: "Brother Song, didn't Emperor Dongyue ask us to take the exam?"
Song Tao sighed and said sadly: "Oh, even the invigilator is here. It seems that we are doomed."
Soon, news of the exam spread among the city gods.
From being fined for failing the exam, it gradually turned into being forced to take tutoring lessons with Zhang Xiu!
The city gods, who had not read books for many years, suddenly became frightened. They anxiously asked their colleagues for help and secretly typed up cheat sheets.
In the Immortal Palace, the demon stared at the crowd of city gods writing cheat sheets outside the palace with a dull expression, and gradually fell into thinking.
These city gods don't even forget to study when they attend the city god meeting?
My group of men cannot defeat the minions of Tianting and Lingshan. Is it because they have read too little...
Realizing that the demon was looking at him, the demon standing beside him shuddered in unison.
"..."
I don’t know why, but suddenly I feel that Lord Demon is more terrifying than before!
After a while, the demon sent someone to send a message and led the anxious city gods into the hall.
Zhang Xiu looked at Emperor Dongyue, who was incarnated as a demon on the throne, with a weird smile on his face. He was so scared that no one dared to approach, and a vacuum was left around him.
The demon looked at Zhang Xiu in surprise. Seeing that there was no breath on his body, he felt a little strange. His eyes passed over him, and he said seriously: "I have called you here this time because I have something important to tell you." Announce."
The hearts of all the city gods sank. They felt that they could not escape this test. They looked at Zhang Xiu with a complicated expression and said with a look of death: "Your Majesty, please give me the questions!"
"???"
The devil's heart was full of confusion.
Questions, what questions? Does Emperor Dongyue still give them questions before every Chenghuang meeting?
What kind of broken rules did Emperor Dongyue set? If I didn't ask questions, would they see the flaws?
The key is, he doesn’t know what question to ask!
After calming down for a moment, the Demon said with a majestic expression: "I summoned you here because I encountered a problem. Under this Mount Tai, there is a peerless demon suppressed, named the Demon.
For tens of thousands of years, I have been unable to go out in Mount Tai because of him. The purpose of calling you here this time is to brainstorm and come up with a way to eliminate the demon. "
When all the city gods heard this, the big stone hanging in their hearts suddenly fell to the ground. Song Tao said with a face of surprise: "It's just a demon, just leave it to us. Your Majesty, don't worry!"
Zhang Chenghuang smiled and echoed: "Your Majesty, you don't know something. The punishment in the world is different from the past. No matter whether it is a heavenly demon or an earthly demon, they will never be able to survive it!"
In his opinion, as long as he doesn't take exams and just deals with a mere devil, what's the big deal!
Seeing the relieved expressions of all the city gods, the demon was so angry that his mouth was filled with smoke.
How dare these city gods despise themselves so much!
Although he had been suppressed for tens of thousands of years, he had stirred up troubles in the three realms and almost attacked Lingshan and Heaven!
Why is it that in the eyes of these city gods, I am as easy to deal with as a rotten fish and shrimp? !
Looking at the group of eager City Gods, the demon had a dark face and sneered inwardly.
Of course there is a "celestial demon" that he wants the city gods to destroy, but that demon is Emperor Dongyue who he turned into a demon.
Emperor Dongyue's expression must be very exciting when he sees his men eager to deal with him!
Thinking of this, the demon showed a smile on his face, stood up and said: "Since you are so confident, then I can rest assured, come with me, and we will destroy the demon together!"
After that, he led the city gods towards the cave where Emperor Dongyue was imprisoned.
In the cave, Emperor Dongyue was transformed into the appearance of a demon. His body was chained and he could not speak. He looked anxiously at the City God who walked in.
The demon admired his expression, pointed at Emperor Dongyue and smiled: "He is the demon. Which of you can destroy him?"
Zhang Xiu slowly stepped out of the queue and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, to deal with the devil, I have to use the punishment of excrement killing that I invented!"
As soon as the words came out, there was a hissing sound in the crowd.
Song Tao and Zhang Chenghuang looked at each other and sighed inwardly that Zhang Xiu was worthy of being a holy master. With this opening, he was the boss Zhou official!
The demon looked at the shocked group of city gods in front of him and asked with interest: "What is the punishment of killing with excrement?"
Zhang Xiu said with a smile: "Make a manure pit, soak the devil in it, and hold him alive to death!"
The demon also took a breath and looked at Zhang Xiu with a shocked expression.
He can even think of such a vicious punishment. This city god in front of him is really a damn talent!
The demon glanced at the horrified Emperor Dongyue, couldn't help but smile, nodded and said: "Okay, then let's execute the punishment of excrement on the demon!"
Zhang Xiu responded, then approached several city gods and asked them to dig a hole and go down the mountain to collect old feces.
Not long after, a cesspit was formed in the cave. The Demon came to the cesspool with a smile and looked at Emperor Dongyue: "Demon, are you satisfied with the punishment that my men have come up with?"
Emperor Dongyue struggled in fear, and the chains tied to his body rattled, making the demon laugh heartily.
Then, a popping sound was heard, and the devil's laughter stopped abruptly.
Zhang Xiu kicked the devil into the cesspit, lit firecrackers with a serious look, and threw them into the cesspool. He said with a sideways glance: "Your Majesty, to be cautious, you should first experience the effect of this punishment for yourself, and then It’s not too late to use it on the devil!”
Demon: "@#￥%￥#@......"
What the hell... do I need to experience this kind of thing myself? ? ! !
(End of chapter)
