The immortal who returned the food and drinks tenfold was standing on top of the clouds, looking at his fat and big-eared friend next to him with a troubled expression, who had not realized the seriousness of the matter.
This immortal is none other than Yama Jun Wu Guan Wang of the Four Palaces of the Underworld.
This time he went to work in heaven. On his way back, he happened to meet a friend and went on a trip together.
Halfway through, my friend said he was hungry and thirsty. He happened to see the delicious food and wine displayed in the Zhenyue Temple below. He was so greedy that he took all the wine and food to the clouds and began to eat and drink.
The one enshrined in Zhenyue Temple is Emperor Xiyue, and all three of them can talk to each other. Originally, it was just a trivial matter for him to have a meal with Emperor Xiyue.
But I never expected that as soon as the meal was finished, a familiar figure walked out of the house...
Zhang Dashan! !
The Rogue King was already very familiar with Zhang Xiu's character. He came to the ghost gate every now and then to collect debts, and no one could remember his face.
When the king saw Zhang Xiu, the chicken drumstick in his mouth immediately lost its flavor.
As the saying goes, cannibals are short-tongued. If Zhang Xiu asked him to do a "little favor" and let him release the ghosts in hell...
He didn't even dare to think about the consequences of this, so he quickly put down the chicken legs in his hands, ran to various Yama temples to collect offerings, and paid Zhang Xiu ten times the amount!
Seeing the nervous look on the Rigguan King's face, the friends on the side couldn't help but laugh: "Wangguan Wang, you are really making a fuss out of a molehill. It's just a meal. How can that person eat you?"
"What are you afraid of? I'll go down with you!"
After saying that, he took the robber king to the courtyard of the Taoist temple.
Xu Sheng was surprised when he saw the two gods descending from the sky. He quickly knelt down and knelt down to worship. He couldn't identify which gods they were, so he shouted that the gods had appeared.
On the other side, Zhang Xiu recognized King Wu Guan, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he said with a kind smile: "It turns out that the Lord of Hell from the Fourth Palace is here. Come as you say, and bring me a pig's head." It’s so polite to give it as a birthday gift!”
"Hiss! King Wu Guan, he really wants to eat us!"
The fat immortal with big head and big ears was full of fear and doubted whether this Taoist temple was run by goblins! !
At this time, Nezha suddenly shouted: "Tianpeng, you are Tianpeng!"
The Fat Immortal chuckled: "Third Prince, long time no see. I am no longer Marshal Tianpeng, so you might as well call me Bajie, or the Purifying Altar Envoy."
This fat god is none other than Zhu Bajie, who was named the messenger of the Purifying Altar.
With the position of Pure Altar Envoy, he can enjoy the offerings offered by Buddhist believers. He can go to eat and drink in any temple of Buddha and Bodhisattva.
It was precisely because of the convenience of this position that he developed a habit, so he put away the food and wine on this table when he passed by.
After his identity was revealed by Nezha, Bajie grinned at Zhang Xiuyi and said with a smile: "The Rook King and I ate your food and drinks, and now we pay back tenfold, are you still satisfied?"
Zhang Xiu said angrily: "Am I still satisfied? My apprentice worked hard all night to make this table of food and drinks. Even if you give me an extra hundred tables of banquets, it won't be able to make up for my apprentice's flesh and blood!"
A Fei said weakly: "Master, it's your hard work..."
Seeing this, the Prince of Guan looked helpless and said, "Then what do you want to do?"
Zhang Xiu did not answer him, but looked at Zhu Bajie with suspicion: "Are you Zhu Bajie?"
Bajie smiled and said: "How can this be false? Is there anyone else who would pretend to be me, an old pig?"
"It's hard to say. I've even seen people pretending to be Erlang Shen."
Zhang Xiu still had a doubtful expression on his face. He pondered for a moment, and then he suddenly said, "I'm going to ask you a question. If you can answer it, you can dispel my worries."
Bajie said indifferently: "You can just ask, it can't be true anyway."
Zhang Xiu asked with a serious face: "You said you are Zhu Bajie, but do you know how many fairy girlfriends Sun Wukong has?"
Bajie: "@#￥%￥#@......"
I really don’t know this!
Zhang Xiu smiled and said: "Don't you know this? Forget it, no matter who you are, since you have eaten my food and wine, just stay and work for me.
Don't even think about running away. Even if this lawsuit goes to Buddha, I will be the one taking charge. "
Zhu Bajie's eyes widened and he was about to continue arguing.
The King of Rook Officers pulled him and stepped forward and asked, "Even if you want to do some work, you have to let us know what we are doing first, right?"
Zhang Xiu nodded and said: "There is a Lotus Peak in front of my house, which just blocks my door. It is very inconvenient to travel. I am going to move this mountain, and you two will be responsible for carrying the stones and soil." "
The King of Wan Guan: "..."
What kind of fool is this?
After a moment of silence, the Prince of Guan's cheeks twitched and asked, "Zhang Chenghuang, haven't you considered moving?"
Zhang Xiu nodded and said: "Well, of course I have considered this. It is because I want to move my home behind Lianhua Peak, so I have to move Lianhua Peak."
The King of Wan Guan: “???”
Zhu Bajie was already confused by Zhang Xiu's words. He shook his head and said, "When will this move? We both have official duties. We can't stay here to help you move rocks, right?"
Zhang Xiu thought for a while and said: "Let's do this. Tomorrow I will get a mountain of noodles and a mountain of rice, and then find a dog and a chicken. When the dog licks up the mountain of noodles, the chicken eats up the mountain of rice, or Li Jing eats up the mountain of rice. Once the Linglong Tower is repaired, you can leave!"
“@#￥%￥#@……”
When Zhu Bajie heard these familiar conditions, he couldn't help but be slightly stunned. He stared at Zhang Xiu and said, "I would like to ask, are you related to the Jade Emperor?!"
God, chickens eat mountains of rice and dogs lick mountains of noodles!
Except that the candle burned out the copper lock and Li Jing repaired the tower, this was completely the Jade Emperor's method of tormenting people!
Zhu Bajie was so angry that he wanted to hit someone. King Wu Guan smiled bitterly and came closer and whispered: "He is the son-in-law of the Jade Emperor."
Zhu Bajie: "..."
Is he really a relative of the Jade Emperor? !
After a while, Zhu Bajie came back to his senses and said to the King of the Martyrs with a righteous look: "I'm not afraid of the Jade Emperor, but it's only natural that we eat other people's food and work for them!"
The Rogue King nodded dumbfounded, and then followed Zhang Xiu and others to the Lotus Peak.
Standing in front of the Lotus Peak, A Fei clenched the mountain ax in his hand with excitement and shouted loudly into the cave: "Mom, I'm going to split the mountain. Don't be afraid. My master has already prepared everything in advance." Prepare!
I have prepared the golden sore medicine and the nine-turn golden elixir. Even if I accidentally injure you, Master will be able to rescue you as soon as possible! "
The Third Holy Mother's hands were so moved that they started to shake: "Listening to what you said, my mother is even more frightened!! How about we discuss the matter of splitting the mountain?"
The sequelae are a bit severe. I keep having a runny nose while sitting in front of the computer, and my muscles are still sore. It’s so uncomfortable. Today is still one chapter, and I can’t finish the second chapter...
(End of chapter)
