Looking at the cesspool in front of him, Yang Jian looked confused.
Roaring Sky Dog's nose has never been wrong, but he really can't believe that Zhang Xiu would get into the manure pit to avoid him.
Moreover, even if Zhang Xiu was really hiding in the manure pit, how could he force Zhang Xiu out?
In case Zhang Xiu is not inside, he, the god of law enforcement, Erlang Zhenjun, punches out just to blow up a cesspool. This will not sound good if it is spread...
When he was extremely entangled in his heart, suddenly, a middle-aged man wearing imperial clothes appeared.
Yang Jian was slightly startled and saluted, "Emperor Xiyue."
Emperor Xiyue smiled and returned the greeting: "Zhenjun Erlang, have you come to my Huashan Mountain to visit your sister again?"
Yang Jian said expressionlessly: "I heard from Roaring Sky Dog that someone came to Huashan with the intention of releasing prisoners privately. Yang Jian came to check."
Emperor Xiyue smiled slightly: "I'm afraid your true lord is mistaken. I have been guarding Huashan for 30,000 years, and I have never seen anyone coming to release prisoners privately."
Yang Jian stared into his eyes and said: "It's best. I still have some things to deal with in my dojo. It's inconvenient to stay for a long time, so I'll say goodbye!"
After saying that, Erlang Shen took the roaring dog and soared into the clouds, turning into a golden light and disappearing into the sky.
Emperor Xiyue shook his head helplessly and said: "Come out, you said it is not good for you to provoke anyone, but you must provoke Yang Jian. Even if I fight alone, I am not his opponent."
"It's only you who saved him once. If you come here a little later, you will be able to witness my luxury package of feces-killing punishment!"
Zhang Xiu walked out from behind the wall and looked at Emperor Xiyue with curiosity: "Are you Emperor Xiyue? Why do you want to help me?"
Emperor Xiyue glanced at the jade token in Zhang Xiu's hand, and his cheeks twitched slightly.
The jade pendant for help from the Shangqing Palace. This jade pendant has no power, but it will explode so fast that even many gods cannot react.
If his prediction was correct, there should be a few hidden in this cesspit...
With a wave of his right hand, the cesspit disappeared. After solving this hidden danger, Emperor Xiyue looked at Zhang Xiu with a scrutinizing gaze and said, "Did you suck the demon's right leg dry?"
Zhang Xiu admitted: "Yes, the demon is really powerful. It only took me half a day to suck his right leg dry."
Emperor Xiyue showed a smile on his face and praised: "You sucked well. The demon is immortal. After the Buddha defeated him, he divided his body into five parts and suppressed them in the five mountains respectively. The five of us have been here for many years. The guard who dared not leave even an inch did not dare to be careless for a moment.”
"Now that I have you, the threat of the demon can finally be completely eradicated."
Zhang Xiu looked at the delighted expression of Emperor Xiyue, and said with a serious face: "The demon has brought harm to the three realms, causing harm to all living beings. It is our duty as righteous men to eliminate the demon, but... we have to pay more!"
The Great Emperor of Xiyue smiled: "How about the Mountain-Opening Divine Axe?"
Zhang Xiu thought for a while and said: "It seems that you can't change the rules of heaven. Just use the mountain ax to open the mountain. It's better than getting nothing at all."
Emperor Xiyue breathed a sigh of relief and said: "The rules of heaven are not determined by heaven, but the manifestation of heaven's rules. No one can modify them. The most we can do is turn a blind eye.
If you meet Yang Jian, a law enforcement god with three eyes and a single muscle, you will have no choice but to consider yourself unlucky. "
Zhang Xiu: "..."
Good guy, the whole Three Realms co-author is playing Yang Jian?
I feel sorry for my second cousin for three seconds...
Seeing Zhang Xiu's strange expression, Emperor Xiyue continued: "In addition to the mountain-breaking ax, I can also give Chen Xiang a skill to let him learn the seventy-two transformations in a short time. It should be enough to split the mountain to save his mother. ”
A gleam of light bloomed in Zhang Xiu's eyes: "Emperor Xiyue, I have had a question a long time ago, which change does Yang Jian's seventy-three transformations have more than Sun Wukong's seventy-two transformations?"
Emperor Xiyue smiled mysteriously: "Become a monkey."
Zhang Xiu: "@#￥%￥#@......"
After a while, Zhang Xiu returned to Maple Leaf Taoist Zhenyue Temple with two books and a dark axe.
Seeing that Ah Fei was in a low mood, Zhang Xiu coughed, attracted his attention, and said solemnly: "A Fei, starting tonight, I will teach you the "Seventy-two Transformations of Earth Evil"!"
A Fei's body trembled and he said with a shocked look on his face: "Master, the seventy-two transformations mentioned in your story are actually true?!"
Zhang Xiu maintained the attitude of a strict teacher and said: "Of course it is true. I will teach you the first of the seventy-two transformations tonight, Transformers!"
"Don't worry, Master, I will definitely learn from you!"
A Fei nodded excitedly. Although he didn't know who the King Kong was, he was called King Kong. At least he was a powerful figure like the four King Kongs in the West!
The next day, A Fei reluctantly learned to turn into a three-bouncer and drove to the Black Cloud Cave at Lianhua Peak.
"Mom, I'm here to see you again! Master taught me the seventy-two transformations yesterday. I have already figured out the trick. In a month at most, I will be able to master the seventy-two transformations!"
Hearing A Fei's words, the Third Holy Mother was so moved that she almost cried: "My child, why don't you stop saving my mother? This Seventy-Two Transformation is too evil. Why is there still black smoke coming out of the back of your butt?"
Ah Fei turned back into a human body and said helplessly: "But this is what Master taught..."
The Third Holy Mother took a deep breath and said: "My child, since you already have magic power, now I will teach you how to use the Lotus Lamp. Please listen carefully..."
At the same time, in the dojo of Zhenjun Erlang Guanjiangkou.
The Roaring Sky Dog lay on the side, sticking out his tongue and licking the hair of the little fox next to him.
When the little fox opened his mouth, he let out Hu Keer's voice: "Xiao Tian, did you really smell Zhang Xiu's smell in the manure pit last time?"
Roaring Sky Dog glanced outside the room and whispered: "I smell it, but the person in the cesspit is definitely not my teacher."
The little fox glanced at it in surprise: "Then why don't you make it clear to Zhenjun?"
Roaring Sky Dog sighed: "The teacher has more evil intentions than all the ghosts in the underworld put together. If I hide the master, the master will probably only starve me a few times. If I offend the teacher, I am afraid that he will even have his ashes spread." .”
The little fox chuckled: "It makes sense. Anyway, the master is so powerful that we can help him."
In the pavilion in the distance, Yang Jian put down his tea cup and sighed slightly.
It’s true that I have great supernatural powers, but if I can’t resist being a human or a ghost, I’ll pretend to be me...
It's good now, even my own dog has learned to act like me. Heaven is not worth it...
Yang Jian couldn't help laughing as he thought about it, then transformed into his true body and headed towards the Nantian Gate of Heaven.
My sister is not the only one who has violated the rules of heaven. This time, he is going to the Lingxiao Palace to complain to his uncle who is the Jade Emperor!
If my uncle treats me differently, don't blame my nephew for being cruel and having his head shaved during the first month of the year!
(End of chapter)
