Disguising men as women is an old skill for Yan Feng, but this is his first time pretending to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
Zhang Xiu's star-making campaign this time can be said to be huge. Before Yan Feng showed up, he had already carried out overwhelming publicity.
Every morning, Yan Feng would sit in a sedan with a red silk curtain and parade through the streets. Thirty-two maids would sprinkle flower petals, making people want to catch a glimpse of the most beautiful woman in the world, attracting countless scholars who came to Beijing to take the exam. .
In order to catch a glimpse of Yan Feng's beauty, Zhang Xiu even held a poetry conference, and the seventh prince Li Yu, who was hailed as the most talented person in the world, won the championship.
After meeting the most beautiful woman in the world, Li Yu seemed to have lost his soul. He was in a daze all day and did not think about food or food. This shows how powerful the most beautiful woman in the world is.
This morning, Yan Feng once again sat in a sedan chair and paraded through the streets with great fanfare.
Among the crowd, a dazzling young man looked at Hu Keer standing in front of the sedan, with a hint of admiration in his eyes: "Hibiscus comes out of clear water, naturally carved. Even a maid is so beautiful. This is the most beautiful woman in the world." , how beautiful is it!"
This young man is the adulterer Hua Yunlong.
Hua Yunlong, whose name is Zhong and whose courtesy name is Yunlong, is nicknamed Qiankun Thief Rat and a gangster on Xichuan Road. This man was talented in both civil and military affairs, but he only liked picking flowers. He defiled and killed nine women from good families.
Originally feeling repentant, he came to Lin'an Prefecture for a visit, but suddenly he became lustful again. Wuzhu'an killed the chaste and martyr woman because of her adultery and refused to allow him to commit adultery. He then caused trouble in the Prime Minister's House of Qin and stole jade bracelets and bead crowns. Lin'an Prefecture arrested Wu Zhu'an. As a result, Jigong was asked to arrest him.
This time, he happened to catch up with Yan Hongye, the most beautiful woman in the world, coming to the capital, which made him very lustful and wanted to pick this beautiful flower...
After finding out the address of the most beautiful woman in the world, Hua Yunlong put on a pair of night clothes while the night was dark and windy, and quietly came to Li Ji's mansion.
After carefully observing the layout of the house, he went to the main room in the backyard, poked a hole with his fingers, inserted a tube of incense into the hole, opened his mouth and blew hard.
After the pop sound, Hua Yunlong felt dizzy for a while.
Why the hell is there someone blowing on the opposite side!
Shaking his head, Hua Yunlong bit the tip of his tongue and took a pill.
After waking up, he used a knife to open the door latch, quietly entered the house, and closed the door.
There is only a bead curtain between the bedroom and the living room. Through the bead curtain, it seems that there is a tall person lying in the brocade quilt.
Hua Yunlong suddenly felt his mouth was dry, swallowed his saliva, and walked lightly to the bedside.
At this time, a voice suddenly sounded behind him: "Do you feel your mouth is dry and your whole body feels hot?"
Hua Yunlong trembled and quickly turned his face. What caught his eyes was a head floating in the air! !
Hua Yunlong's face turned pale with fright, and he trembled: "W-what the hell are you!"
Zhang Xiu showed his whole body, smiled and said: "I am a poor ghost!"
Hua Yunlong: "..."
I've seen a lot of poor people, don't lie to me...
After struggling for a while, Hua Yunlong took out a piece of silver and threw it to Zhang Xiu tentatively: "Take this silver, don't ruin my good deeds."
Zhang Xiu got the money, showed a satisfied expression and said, "Then enjoy it slowly."
After speaking, he walked out of the door and locked the door thoughtfully.
Hua Yunlong was shocked when he saw this.
They say that money can make ghosts push around, but this is the first time he discovered that money can make ghosts lock the door? !
After being stunned for a moment, Hua Yunlong showed a lustful expression again, turned around with his index finger, and gently opened the quilt covering the most beautiful woman in the world.
"Beauty, I...fuck!"
When the quilt was lifted, Hua Yunlong saw a bearded man lying on the bed, holding his face with his hands and wiping red rouge on his face, staring at him charmingly! !
"vomit……"
The moment he was retching, an iron fist hit him hard in the abdomen, causing him to curl up into a shrimp in pain.
Yan Feng's burly body jumped up from the bed, twisted his neck, and made two clicking sounds.
"Hua Yunlong, right? Today next year will be your death anniversary!"
At the same time, Ao Xue stood outside the door, watching a group of black clouds speeding toward the yard. She sighed slightly and said sympathetically: "Oh, they are still here. Why don't these monsters know whether to live or die? .”
As soon as the words fell, the black clouds twisted, and a yellow-faced old Taoist wearing Taoist robes appeared, landed smoothly in the yard, looked at Zhang Xiu, and laughed out loud.
"Junior, this Hua Yunlong is the nephew of my good friend. For the sake of poverty, please let him go."
Zhang Xiu nodded slightly and said to Ao Xue on the roof: "As the saying goes, listen to others and eat enough. We have to listen to what the seniors say. Naoxue, you go to the inn and release the horse that Hua Yunlong rides."
Old Taoist priest: "@#￥%￥#@......"
Is it mine...
When the old Taoist priest was about to lose his temper, Zhang Xiu said, "Old senior, I see that you are not young anymore. How many years have you been practicing?"
Chang Laodao smiled proudly: "Hahaha, I'm not afraid to tell you. King Wen came out of Hu Pass to collect Lei Zhenzi. I saw it with my own eyes. When Jiang Taigong beheaded the general and became a god, I was late and didn't catch up. How many times did it happen? I can’t remember it after all these years, so you don’t need to ask too much!”
This old Taoist priest calls himself Chang Laodao, who is a python turned spirit, and what he says is true.
But based on his cultivation, even if he participated in the Shang and Zhou wars, he would probably be unknown on the list, and a ray of soul would be reincarnated...
Zhang Xiu had a strange look on his face after hearing what he said, and said, "Then you dare to ask me to let people go without asking how many years I have been practicing?"
Chang Laodao was slightly startled and looked at Zhang Xiu hesitantly: "Then how many years have you been practicing?"
Zhang Xiu sneered: "When Pangu opened the sky, I was not yet born, and when Daozu became enlightened, I was not there yet..."
Chang Laodao's face became extremely solemn when he heard this.
This... I am encountering a tough situation! !
When he was frightened and inexplicable, Zhang Xiu held his chin and began to think, frowning and said: "I didn't catch up with the Lich War, and I didn't seem to catch up with the Conferred God War. This... why was I born so late?"
"..."
After a period of deathly silence, Chang Laodao stood up with a ferocious expression, brought up the demonic wind, and punched Zhang Xiu: "I will let you scare me again!"
Zhang Xiu turned sideways to avoid his punch, and a burst of hot pure Yang energy emerged from his body. He grabbed his wrist and continued to speak with a smile.
"But some people say that I am the reincarnation of Prince Dong..."
Chang Laodao felt his wrist that was so hot that it was about to melt, and he felt a burst of fear in his heart: "@#￥%￥#@..."
Why the hell did you say this first! !
(End of chapter)
