Chapter 24: His Second Uncle

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The old monk of Qixia Temple is an old tree that has become a spirit.

Because he was born in a mass grave, he absorbed a lot of human essence and blood. Over time, he absorbed the essence of the sun and the moon, and became a tree demon when he grew up to five hundred years.

After becoming a tree demon, he ate up all the monks in Qixia Temple, pretended to be the old abbot, and became a monk in the temple.

For hundreds of years, he harmed countless people, and also practiced some magic, including divination.

He calculated that although Sun Wanwan had done some evil deeds of cheating the people by substituting inferior goods, he had also rescued many people, among them the thin dog and the python that came to rescue him today.

However, the two of them had been reincarnated and were no longer human beings. Therefore, the old monk just used some tricks to deceive Sun Wanwan into a trap, and ended up in his Zen room.

At this time, Sun Wanwan was so frightened that his liver and gallbladder burst. He retreated to the door, but he could not open the door no matter what. He was helpless and shouted for help: "Help, Mr. Zhang, help me!!"

Seeing Sun Wanwan's horrified expression, the old monk laughed triumphantly: "Hahaha, you indiscriminate fool, if you speak louder, you'd better attract them!

I ate you first, and then I went to eat the scholar who came with you. Oh, I almost forgot that there was a little boy with thin skin and tender flesh! "

Just as he was enjoying himself, Zhang Xiu's voice suddenly sounded outside the door: "How about we discuss it, let us master and apprentice go, and go eat my apprentice's second uncle?"

"His second uncle is not only meaty and plump, but he may also be able to cure your mental problems!"

The old monk was startled and looked at Zhang Xiuying's shadow on the door: "The meat of your apprentice's second uncle has the effect of stabilizing the soul!?"

Zhang Xiu said with great sincerity: "Of course, my apprentice's second uncle is a unique person! Does Guan Jiangkou know that he is in the largest temple? He looks very easy to recognize. He has three eyes!"

"Hiss, there are actually such strange people in the world!"

The old monk was surprised for a moment, then muttered: "Guanjiangkou, the largest temple, three eyes...isn't this Erlang Shen!"

With a wave of his right hand, the door flew open. The old monk glared at Zhang Xiu fiercely. Countless roots stretched out from behind, suspended in the air and danced wildly. He shouted sternly: "Junior, how dare you tease this poor monk! I'll eat you first!" !”

After saying that, countless roots flew towards Zhang Xiu, like a group of snakes dancing wildly.

Zhang Xiu frowned when he saw this: "Another tree demon?"

As he spoke, he waved his right hand, and a fire talisman exploded in front of him. After a bang, a ball of fire exploded, breaking hundreds of the old monk's beards.

The old monk was filled with shock and said in disbelief: "What kind of talisman are you using? Ordinary fire talismans can't burn my roots!"

Zhang Xiu said with a proud face: "This is the Fierce Sun Talisman that my wife specially refined for my self-defense! The only one in the world!"

After the old monk was surprised, a sinister smile appeared on his face again: "Humph, now that your talismans are used up, let me see what you can use against me..."

Before he finished speaking, Zhang Xiu's expression became solemn and he said solemnly: "You are right, the Fierce Sun Talisman has been used up, but there are more than two hundred talismans with similar power to it... I still have them!"

As he spoke, he pushed his right hand, and hundreds of talismans floated in front of him one by one. The dazzling golden light instantly illuminated the entire Zen room.

"To express my respect for you, I will use all these two hundred talismans today and ask the old abbot for advice!"

Old monk: "@#¥%¥#@......"

This is not necessary! ! !

Looking at the more than two hundred talismans in front of him, the old monk was so frightened that he turned around and ran away. In an instant, he returned to the mass grave and hid in his own body.

Then, in his horrified eyes, a ball of colorful balls fell on the mass grave.

A mushroom cloud slowly rose, and wherever the mushroom passed, all the grass and trees on the hills were destroyed.

The old monk's eyes widened and he watched helplessly as his body and soul disintegrated little by little and disappeared into the darkness.

After a loud noise, the roof of the entire temple was blown off.

The sky in the east revealed a touch of fish-belly white, and a sunrise slowly rose from the east.

Sun Wanwan was so frightened that he slumped to the ground, his expression dull, his eyes staring blankly at the sky, and he couldn't help but murmured: "This time, my disaster is finally over..."

Zhang Xiu took one look at his pitiful state of being tortured to the point of madness, and said with some unbearability: "There is still one more calamity left."

Sun Wanwan: "..."

Where is the old monk? Come back and eat me! !

Looking at Sun Baiwan who was about to cry, Zhang Xiu explained: "The big fish you ate during the day was actually transformed by the Dragon Prince of the West Sea. If you eat a piece of dragon meat, if you don't spit it out, someone from the West Sea will definitely come looking for you in the future." You settle the score."

"I came to you this time just to recover the piece of dragon meat that you ate."

After hearing this, Sun Wanwan came to his senses and asked doubtfully: "Is there really a dragon in this world?"

Zhang Xiu said sincerely: "Of course, I have been served by a one-stop service!"

Sun Wanwan: "..."

You dragon...is he serious?

After being suspicious for a while, Sun Baiwan stood up holding on to the wall. He seemed to believe Zhang Xiu's words and sighed sadly: "Young master, please cast a spell and let me spit out the piece of dragon meat. This disaster should come sooner." Good to remove.”

Zhang Xiu nodded and said with a kind face: "Then get ready, I'm about to cast a spell!"

"good……"

As soon as he said the good word, Zhang Xiu punched him in the stomach with a ferocious look on his face.

After a "vomit" sound, a complete piece of dragon meat was vomited out of his stomach. Sun Baiwan curled up into the shape of a shrimp in pain, and said with tears: "Master, didn't you say you wanted to cast a spell to take out the dragon meat? "

Zhang Xiu said apologetically: "Sorry, I just suddenly remembered that I don't seem to know that kind of magic..."

With a look of grief and indignation on his face, Sun Wanwan glanced at the piece of dragon meat on the ground that had obviously been chewed by him, but had returned to its original shape, and exclaimed: "It's amazing, after chewing it up and swallowing it, it can still recover in the stomach. It seems like this is really dragon meat!”

Zhang Xiu hummed, rinsed the dragon meat, put it in a wooden box, and said to Sun Wanwan: "Go home and remember the promise you made today."

Sun Wanwan quickly became serious, cupped his hands and said: "Accumulate virtue and do good deeds, build temples extensively, I will definitely keep this in mind!"

Zhang Xiu took a deep breath: "No, I'm talking about the two million taels of silver you owe me. Don't forget to pay it back. This is the life-saving money you promised to give me!"

After saying that, he stuffed a copy of "Thirty-Six Strategies" into his arms and took A Feiteng away in the mist.

Sun Baiwan stared at Zhang Xiu's leaving figure in a daze for a while, then opened the book cover and saw the signature on it.

[Written by Zhang Dashan]

Sun Wanwan: "???!!!"

The most holy teacher——Zhang Dashanren! !

Fortunately to see the true face of the Holy Master, Sun Wanwan burst into tears with excitement: It turned out to be this bandit! This money seems to be something I can’t afford to miss...

(End of chapter)