The Dragon King of the West Sea held a birthday banquet. His son Ao Fang drank too much and was kicked out of the banquet.
When the birthday banquet was over, the Dragon King of the West Sea discovered that his son was missing. It didn't matter if he counted with his fingers, he suddenly realized that his son was gone!
The Dragon King of the West Sea was so angry that he raised an army to investigate and came to Qiantang County. When he saw the group of people who ate his son, he wanted to flood Qiantang to avenge his son.
What he didn't expect was that a careless person actually emerged from the crowd. Not only was he not afraid of him, he even regarded the shrimp soldiers and crab generals he brought as seafood!
This... although what you said is true, I don't want to lose face! !
The Dragon King of the West Sea was extremely angry. He raised his eyebrows and shouted at Zhang Xiu: "You are so brave, you actually ate my son's dragon meat. If I don't flood the Qiantang today, how can I express my hatred!"
The angry roar shook hundreds of miles, and the people within a radius of a hundred miles were so frightened that they fled towards the outside of the county. For a time, the entire county was in chaos.
Jigong walked forward with a smile, waved the cattail leaf fan and said: "Dragon King, don't be angry, your son is not dead yet!"
The Dragon King of the West Sea looked at Jigong and recognized him as Arhat Subduing the Dragon. He could not help but calm down and asked with a dark face: "Arhat Subduing the Dragon, please don't tease me. My son has no bones left now. How can he be brought back to life?" Can’t do it?”
Jigong smiled and said: "The Dragon King is wrong. Your son... still has a fish head left!"
As he spoke, Jigong pointed to the bank of Qiantang.
The Dragon King of the West Sea turned around and saw Zhang Xiu holding a butcher's knife, splitting the fish head open, and said excitedly: "This fish head with chopped peppers tastes very good too!"
Dragon King of the West Sea: "..."
Monk:"……"
I suspect you are targeting me deliberately!
Jigong coughed in embarrassment, then rolled a mud ball and fed it into Ao Fang's mouth. With a wave of the fan, everyone who had eaten fish coughed and vomited out the fish they had eaten.
The next moment, the fish meat returned to Ao Fang's body. Ao Fang had recovered at a speed visible to the naked eye. The eaten meat on his body returned to its original position. In the end, only six pieces of meat were left.
Looking at Ao Fang who had regained his true form but remained motionless, the Dragon King of the West Sea frowned slightly: "Arhat Subduing the Dragon, why hasn't my son woke up yet?"
The Dragon Subduing Arhat counted with his fingers and said with a bitter look on his face: "Prince Ao Fang still lacks six pieces of flesh. Only by filling in these six pieces of flesh can he be completely resurrected."
The Dragon King of the West Sea shouted sternly: "Are you making me happy? I will give you three more days. If you can't resurrect my son, I, the 30,000 shrimp soldiers and crabs in the West Sea, will not let you go!"
Upon hearing this, Prime Minister Gui smiled bitterly and said: "Your Majesty, to be precise, we only have 27,000 soldiers and generals, and the other three thousand..."
Seeing that he was hesitant to speak, the Dragon King of the West Sea followed Prime Minister Turtle's gaze and saw Zhang Xiu had set up a large pot on the bank of the Qiantang River. Three thousand shrimps, soldiers and crabs were neatly arranged beside the pot. Zhang Xiu stood there. In front of the iron pot, he was studying the recipe with a troubled face, scratching his head in confusion: "Should we eat sea cucumbers first, crabs first, or abalones first?"
Dragon King of the West Sea: "@#￥%￥#@......"
Believe it or not, I ate you first! !
In the angry eyes of the Dragon King of the West Sea, Jigong stepped forward with a smile and compassionately advised: "He only ate two pieces of meat from Ao Fang. I was just discussing with him calmly to let him spit it out and eat it in his mouth." dragon meat inside.
Dragon King, please don't be angry. This man is not easy to offend. His name is Zhang Xiu... his nickname is Heavenly Demon! "
"Um???"
The Dragon King of the West Sea was startled for a moment, and then took a breath of cold air.
Hiss, the demon Zhang Xiu!
Because the ninth prince of the Dragon King of the East China Sea offended Zhang Xiu, he still stays on the east coast as a viewing spot for people to visit!
How could it happen that this murderous star also ate his own son’s flesh!
Looking at the frightened expression of the Dragon King of the West Sea, Jigong put on a peacemaker's posture and said: "I, the Arhat Who Subdued the Dragon, still have some respect in the world. Why don't you, Mr. Dragon King, give him some money, and we can avoid disasters?" ?”
The Dragon King of the West Sea hesitated for a while, and after a while, he made up his mind and said, "Go and ask him how much he wants."
Jigong nodded with a smile, came to Zhang Xiu with a smile, and said with a kind face: "Master Zhang, the Dragon King of the West Sea loves his son very much, and wants to flood Qiantang to avenge his son. But he agreed to me for my sake, As long as you pay some money, you will immediately withdraw your troops and go home, without causing any harm to the people."
"Ah!"
Zhang Xiu sneered, glanced at Jigong, and said confidently: "I don't study well, so don't lie to me. I've never heard of people who can spit out meat after eating it. Since he also wants to make peace, then You have to show your sincerity, go and tell the Dragon King of the West Sea, I am determined to take Ao Fang, even if the Buddha comes, I will not be able to keep him, I said so!"
Jigong: "@#￥%￥#@......"
Why is it so difficult to take advantage of you? !
Jigong sighed sadly and went to the Dragon King of the West Sea to bargain. Finally, the period for returning Ao Fang's dragon meat was changed from three days to three thousand years...
In a happy atmosphere, Jigong sent away the Dragon King of the West Sea. He returned to Zhang Xiu with a dumbfounded look and said sincerely: "Zhang Dashan, now Ao Fang is still short of six pieces of meat. I feel like we should work separately, okay?" How many days earlier will Ao Fang be resurrected?"
Zhang Xiu nodded and said: "I am good at splitting up. When I was an official, I made many people lose their heads!"
Monk:"……"
I’m not talking about this splitting up!
Jigong didn't know whether to laugh or cry. After being depressed for a moment, he said helplessly: "Just tell me whether you can help or not?"
Zhang Xiu dug out his empty money bag and sighed with an embarrassed look on his face: "Oh, it's not that I don't want to help, but I don't have funds for activities... You don't know that my students are not only restless when they are alive, but also Even after I die and go to the underworld, I will always ask in my dreams to burn paper money and ask me to help them raise funds for their rebellion!"
Jigong: "@#￥%￥#@......"
This...why don't you just die and think that your life has been in vain, so as not to be implicated by Zhang Xiu?
Seeing Jigong running away as if fleeing for his life, Zhang Xiu showed a gesture of reluctance, then turned around and said to Xia'er beside him: "Madam, you always say that it is difficult to get along with the gods, Buddhas, demons and monsters in the sky, but I The ones I met are obviously quite easy to talk to!"
Xia'er nodded with deep understanding and reflected deeply: "Maybe this is because those who are difficult to talk to have been buried by you?"
When Zhang Xiu heard this, his smile couldn't help but froze on his face: "..."
Madam, you have been led astray by Ao Xue!
Ao Xue, who went to the county town to buy oranges with A Fei, stood in front of the orange stall and suddenly shivered: "..."
It’s like I heard someone wrongly accusing me!
(End of chapter)
