Looking at the tree demon grandma who suddenly appeared, Secretary Zhao was frightened: "What are you doing, staying up late at night and hiding in the hole to shit!"
Grandma glanced at the furious Secretary Zhao and saw that he was not very smart. She suddenly rolled her eyes and thought about it. She smiled kindly and said, "I am from a nearby village. You can just call me grandma. You just said Where did you get these potions that you kicked over? I want to get some too."
Secretary Zhao patted his chest and then said angrily: "Grandma, you don't know something. There is a black-hearted scholar living in Lanruo Temple. It was he who tricked me into going to the government office to get this box of paraquat!"
"Paraquat, it's worthy of its name..."
Grandma looked at the withered and yellowed weeds on the ground, and her heart sank.
I don’t know how this poison was prepared, but it actually had some restraint effect on her. Fortunately, she discovered it in time. If she was splashed like this during a fight, she might be caught off guard and suffer a big loss!
The black-hearted scholar in Lanruo Temple should be talking about Zhang Xiu.
How come this devil, so good at everything, is targeting me...
Grandma felt depressed for a while, but still had a kind smile on her face, and asked Zhao Mi: "Young man, do you want to go back to seek revenge on that scholar?"
Secretary Zhao nodded without hesitation: "I do, of course I do! But I'm afraid I can't beat him. The bearded man next to him looks like he can beat him very well."
Grandma smiled and said, "Just think about it. I have a pack of laxatives here. You can put it in his food or tea to ensure that you can relieve the hatred in your heart."
With that said, grandma took out a packet of medicinal powder.
This packet of medicinal powder was given by a scorpion spirit. Anyone who eats this medicinal powder will turn into a pool of pus and blood and die in an instant.
A hundred years ago, I don’t know where the news spread that scorpions can aphrodisiac. There was a scorpion vendor who made a lot of money, so many people were greedy and followed him everywhere to catch scorpions, almost killing the descendants of the scorpions. Empty.
So the scorpion spirit turned into a very ugly man with tawny hair and dark skin and went around looking for revenge against the scorpion dealers.
The scorpion dealer heard the news in advance and hid in a water tank that no one knew about. However, the scorpion spirit just released poisonous gas and passed by, causing the scorpion dealer in the water tank to turn into a pool of pus and blood.
Grandma Dryad is not good at using poison. If she uses poison head-on, she is not sure she can deal with Zhang Xiu, but with the rosacea boy in front of her...
Seeing Secretary Zhao taking the poison with joy on his face, Grandma Dryad couldn't suppress the joy in her heart and seriously warned: "You must not be discovered by him. There is only one pack of laxative. If he takes it away, it will be fine." If you don't come back, not only will you not be able to vent your anger, but he might even beat you."
Secretary Zhao patted his chest and assured, "Don't worry, I have experience in this kind of thing!
When I was five years old, I gave my grandfather laxatives once. In order to prevent him from getting angry and breaking his body, I never told him the truth. To this day, he still thinks that he was running thin that day because he had a cold in his stomach! "
Grandma: "@#￥%￥#@......"
Then you are such a good and filial child!
After sending away Secret Zhao, grandma used the art of clones, and the soul entered a locust tree in Lanruo Temple, wanting to see whether Secret Zhao could succeed.
Not long after, Secretary Zhao knocked on Zhang Xiu's door.
At this time, Zhang Xiu had eaten and drank enough, and released the female ghosts Qiu Rong had rescued, and rushed back from Dahuaishu Village.
Seeing Secretary Zhao come back empty-handed, Zhang Xiu was slightly startled: "Didn't you go to the government office to get paraquat?"
Upon hearing this, Secretary Zhao slammed the table angrily: "It's really your fault! I don't have paraquat, but I met an old woman on the road and gave me a bag of poison and asked me to poison you!"
After saying that, he moved his hand away, revealing the bag of poison that the tree demon's grandmother had given him.
Zhang Xiu looked at the poison on the table and couldn't help but take a breath: "Old woman? What does she look like? Could it be the romantic debt I incurred back then?"
Secretary Zhao’s whole body
Stunned, he looked at Zhang Xiu, who was only a few years older than him, and said with horror: "No, you wouldn't even let such an ugly old woman go!?"
Grandma Dryad was so angry outside the door that her lungs almost exploded. Only then did she realize that she had been tricked by Secretary Zhao.
It turns out that this kid had already seen that he was lying to him, and he was playing her just now!
Zhang Xiu looked at the bag of poison on the table and couldn't help but smile: "You are smarter than Zhao Ji when he was young. If he had come to Lanruo Temple, your family should have been discussing how to buy a few dishes." It’s time to sit down.”
Secretary Zhao smiled proudly: "That's natural. My husband said that I have been smart since I was a child. Not only that, I also see that you have a close relationship with the Jinhua Mansion. The people in the government respect you very much, and you also know me." Grandpa, if I’m not wrong..."
After saying that, Secretary Zhao bowed and said loudly: "If I am not mistaken, you must be His Highness the Crown Prince who came out of the palace for a private visit in disguise!"
Zhang Xiu: "..."
Secretary Zhao looked at Zhang Xiu's stunned expression and continued with a solemn expression: "Your Highness, there is a gangster who wants to assassinate you, so we have to leave quickly.
Although I look weak, I have been practicing martial arts since I was a child. Even if I, Secretary Zhao, are shattered to pieces, I will escort you back to Beijing safely! "
Zhang Xiu took a deep breath and said with a complicated expression: "What is the name of the gentleman who taught you how to read? I want to go to him and ask him how much money Zhao Ji paid him to make him give up his own conscience."
As he spoke, Zhang Xiu's eyes became extremely sincere: "The most important thing is that this kind of job is hard to find. If you have money, let's make it together!"
Secretary Zhao was stunned when he heard this: "...???"
No, I have already expressed my loyalty to you. Shouldn't you praise me for my intelligence and bring me into the Prince's Palace for reuse?
But this doesn’t sound like you’re complimenting me, does it?
On the other side, Grandma Dryad became more and more angry as she thought about it. She couldn't help but show up and glared at Zhang Xiu: "Zhang Xiu, Grandma, I have already tolerated you in every possible way. What do you want, please figure it out today." !」
Zhang Xiu smiled slightly and said, "You finally couldn't help but jump out. Since you said so, I, Zhang Xiu, am not an unreasonable person.
As the saying goes, taking a step back opens up the world. Why don't we each take a step back? You commit suicide in front of me, and I will take a step back. What do you think? "
Grandma Dryad said with a dark face: "Then what is your step back?"
Zhang Xiu looked at her like she was a fool, then took a step back and said, "That's how you take a step back!"
Dryad Grandma: "@#￥%￥#@......"
I'll fight you so hard! !
(End of chapter)
