Ao Zhou, the ninth prince of the Dragon King of the East China Sea, was lustful by nature. This time he went ashore to play. When he returned, he saw the fish girl drying a net on the shore. He was immediately attracted by her beauty and wanted to take her back to the Dragon Palace to be his concubine.
Originally, he was generous and prepared to hold a wedding banquet, but he didn't expect that within one day, he would receive several threatening letters one after another, telling him to let Yu Niang go immediately.
Nezha, Tathagata Buddha, Guanyin Bodhisattva, no matter which one they are, they are all powerful figures who are like thunder piercing his ears and frightening his heart.
Until just now, he read the letter again and recognized Miao Wukong and Lu Tongbin who signed the letter...
"Who the hell did this! Check, find out the person who sent the letter, I will throw him into the sea to feed the fish!"
Ao Zhou angrily tore up these threatening letters, and his mood became violent.
If you dare to play tricks on him like this, if you catch that person, you must teach him a lesson!
At this time, there was a turtle spirit wearing a black gauze on his head outside the door and reported: "The Ninth Prince, the Dragon King of Huaihe River and the Dragon King of Ganges River are here."
Ao Zhou was slightly startled: "I know the Dragon King of the Huaihe River, but who is the Dragon King of the Ganges River?"
The turtle spirit smiled bitterly: "I don't know, either."
Ao Zhou nodded, straightened his clothes and said, "Follow me out to greet you."
After a while, Ao Zhou came to the door and saw Ao Xue, who had horns on his head and a tail behind him, and Zhang Xiu, who had two horns and a kind smile on his face.
Ao Zhou took a look at Zhang Xiu and saw that the two horns on his head were genuine. He smiled, held his hands in greeting and said, "I don't know if you two are visiting today. I'm sorry for the delay in greeting you!"
Zhang Xiu chuckled: "I have met the Ninth Prince, the Dragon King of the Ganges, who came from Tianzhu. I came here just to see the customs and customs of the East China Sea. A mere courtesy is not disrespectful!"
As he spoke, a bottle of golden liquid was presented to him.
Ao Zhou took the bottle of liquid and looked at it curiously, while asking, "What is this?"
Zhang Xiudao: "This is the concentrated essence of the Ganges River water. It is clean and hygienic! As the saying goes, if you drink this cup of Ganges River water, you will be a Tianzhu person in the next life! If it were not for festivals, even the Buddha would not be able to drink it!"
"Ninth Prince, drink it while it's hot. If it's cold, its miraculous effects won't be exerted!"
Ao Zhou opened the bottle cap and smelled it, and immediately frowned, but looking at Zhang Xiu's enthusiastic eyes, he held his nose and drank it all.
Immediately, his face turned blue and purple, turned around and retched.
Prime Minister Turtle frowned as he watched.
Ao Zhou also raised his face and said: "Ugh... this essence of constant water, uh... why does it smell like cow urine?"
Zhang Xiu said in surprise: "The Ninth Prince actually smelled it. In fact, it not only smells like cow urine, it also tastes like cow urine, but it is definitely not cow urine!"
Ao Zhou: "..."
Why didn't you tell me earlier?
Ao Xue nodded in agreement, looking at Ao Zhou with eyes full of sympathy.
It is indeed not cow urine. To be more precise, it should be cow urine mixed with water...
There is no one who can't even take a sip of pure urine.
After a while, Ao Zhou regained his composure, forced the two of them into his palace with a forced smile.
There is a jade tree in the palace, which can be hugged. It is as clear as white jade. The flowers are blooming all over the tree, like carved agate, and it is bright and translucent. From time to time, a strange bird comes to sing. Its fur is golden and blue, its tail is longer than its body, and its sound is like a mournful jade, which makes people feel sad in the heart.
Zhang Xiu admired the dizzying scenery and sighed in his heart that Donghai Dragon Palace was really a wealthy family. Even the palace of the Ninth Prince was so luxurious. He followed Ao Zhou to the banquet hall.
The banquet was laid out and everyone took their seats.
Ao Zhou poured a bottle of wine, suppressed the strong taste in his mouth, and said, "You two came at the right time. Tomorrow is my big day. You can stay and have a glass of wedding wine before leaving!"
Zhang Xiu smiled: "Then it's better to be respectful than to obey!"
After three rounds of wine and five delicious dishes, suddenly there was a shout outside the door: "Why didn't you call me if you had wine to drink!"
As the words fell, a man with a square face walked in, smelling of alcohol. It turned out to be the prince of the West Sea, Ao Fang, who was teased by Zhang Xiu in the West Lake and took away the white dragon spirit.
Seeing Ao Fang come in, Ao Zhou showed a trace of disgust on his face: "Why are you here?"
Ao Fang burped and took away the wine bottle on Ao Xue's table. He drank wine and came closer. He said with drunken eyes: "I will come wherever there is wine. Don't fool me. I'm listening at the beach." I said you snatched a beautiful fisher girl, and I will definitely ask for a wedding drink this time."
Ao Zhou slapped his hands with a dissatisfied look on his face: "Go away, you stink of wine."
After hearing this, Ao Fang burst into laughter: "What's wrong with drinking? It's better than drinking urine. I smell like cow urine, but you actually dislike me!"
Ao Zhou: "..."
This stinky drunkard really doesn't drink the wine. If I had known he was coming, I should have left some Ganges water to fill his wine bottle!
Ao Zhou was disappointed by this unexpected drunkard. After spending some time with him, he apologized and left the hall with his men.
Watching the others withdraw, Zhang Xiu looked Ao Fang over and said, "Prince Long of the West Sea, you are well-informed. Do you know of any inaccessible places in the East China Sea?"
Ao Fang burped and said, "You asked the right person. In order to find wine, I swam all over the East China Sea, except for the eye of the East China Sea. The eye of the sea is where the seawater gushes out, and there are often fish nearby. If you get close to the turbulent current, you will be sucked in, and even I can’t resist it.”
"You ask what this is for, is it..."
As Ao Fang said, he couldn't help but look puzzled, and looked at Zhang Xiu again: "Do you want to go into Haiyan to find a drink?"
Zhang Xiu chuckled: "Just asking casually."
Ao Fang stared at Zhang Xiu's smiling face and felt a chill come over him for no reason. He shook his head and tried to keep himself awake: "It seems that I really drank too much. Now I see that the dragon horns on your head are all crooked... …”
Zhang Xiu straightened the dragon horn above his head calmly and asked, "What now?"
Ao Fang was stunned on the spot: "Now there is only one left!"
Zhang Xiu looked at a fallen dragon horn, played with it in his hand, and said with a troubled face: "It's probably a rejection reaction. After all, I transplanted these dragon horns."
Ao Xue thought seriously for a while and whispered: "You mean, we made the paste too thin?"
Zhang Xiu nodded: "Smart!"
The pair of dragon horns on Zhang Xiu's head were broken off by the Dragon King of West Lake from his own head to apologize to Taoist Xuantian. They were later given to Zhang Xiu by her.
This time the dragon horns came in handy. Zhang Xiu glued them on his head and pretended to be the Dragon King of the Ganges River to rescue the fish girl.
But only they knew about this, which frightened Ao Fang.
In this situation, can the dragon horn be taken off and played with?
Could it be that his drinking has damaged his brain and he has started to hallucinate?
The last time I snatched a male monster from the West Lake Dragon Palace, it might have been a sign that my brain was about to break. This time... I might really be hopeless!
(End of chapter)
