Chapter 94: It’s okay not to return to this heaven

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Yue Lao came to Yinsi from the beginning and witnessed the whole process of Zhang Xiu's subjugation of demons.

At first, when he saw Zhang Xiu taking the initiative to come to the underworld to slay demons, he was very pleased. He felt that Zhang Xiu was worthy of being a good person in ten generations.

After all, he didn't find the wrong person. The seventh princess met a good match, which proved his vision...until he was also involved by Zhang Xiu.

He is an old man who is thousands of years old and has never done anything with anyone in his life. He can be implicated just by watching the excitement. Is this something a human does?

Yue Lao was so angry that he blew his beard and glared. While dodging the acidic water spat out by the gecko spirit, he took out the red rope and put it on the gecko spirit.

The next moment, an invisible red rope was wrapped around the body of the gecko spirit. Yuelao flicked his right hand, and the other end of the rope was tied to... a native dog in front of the door.

The gecko spirit was startled for a moment. He looked at the native dog at the door and felt that it had a majestic appearance, delicate features and handsome appearance. He was so fascinated by it for a moment.

Yan Feng shot out a sword energy, piercing the chest of the gecko spirit. Eight flying swords were arranged neatly in front of him, and the eight swords flew together, instantly cutting the gecko spirit into countless pieces.

The gecko spirit didn't even have time to scream in agony, before his soul flew away and was burned to ashes by Yan Feng's fire talisman.

Seeing the gecko being killed, the Earth God and the Earth Mother breathed a long sigh of relief. The couple looked at each other and burst into tears.

"Old man..."

"Old woman..."

Looking at the two old men hugging each other and crying, Zhang Xiu interrupted them with a dry cough, looked at Tu Tu Gong, whose beard and hair were all white, and said: "Tu Tu Gong, the monster is dead, should we count on you these days? Did you pay the rent?”

The landlord said in astonishment: "What rent?"

Zhang Xiu said angrily: "The rent is for my prison in the underworld. You have been eating and drinking in my prison for so long and you don't pay me any rent?"

Land Master: "..."

This new city god really regards wealth as his life!

After dumbfounding for a while, the Tutu Master took out a seed and said sincerely: "City God, this is a gourd seed I got by chance. It should be a spiritual root. If you don't mind, take it."

Zhang Xiu glanced at the seed with some disgust and said, "Seed, why don't you send it to my email?"

The land man was suddenly confused: "What is the mailbox?"

Zhang Xiu coughed, put away the seeds, and said with a serious face: "A magic weapon that can lead directly to the great road. Everyone understands it, and you don't know what you don't understand. Anyway, you will know it when you reach my age." ”

Land Master: "..."

So, if I want to understand, I need to be reincarnated?

After a while, after seeing off the Tudong and Tutu Po, a reminder sounded in Zhang Xiu's mind.

[God has the virtue of good life, you successfully released a land father-in-law, and rewarded you with three hundred years of stealing experience]

[God is merciful and he successfully released a landlady and rewarded her with three hundred years of farming experience]

This land father-in-law was actually a thief during his lifetime? ?

After Zhang Xiu looked at the reward, he couldn't help being surprised. Suddenly he remembered something, touched the money on his body, and said in shock: "Oops, my money seems to have been stolen!"

Yan Feng said with a melancholy look on his face: "Brother Zhang, you seemed to have spent my money when you went out before, right?"

Zhang Xiu breathed a sigh of relief: "I was shocked. I thought I lost my money."

After finishing speaking, Zhang Xiu noticed that Yue Lao was still standing aside with a messy expression, a smile appeared on his face, he cupped his hands and said: "Director Hong, thank you for your help just now!"

Yue Lao came back to his senses and said with a resentful look: "You're welcome, I was forced to do so, and my surname is not Hong..."

Zhang Xiu took a breath: "You are not Hong Jinjin, then who are you?"

Yue Lao took a deep breath, suppressed the depression in his heart, and said, "I am Yue Lao."

Zhang Xiu was stunned when he heard this, and carefully looked at the old man in red robe in front of him. He saw that he had a very festive face, and he looked a bit like he was attending a wedding. He asked, "You are really the youngest, how about you?" Let’s listen to the sound of birds flying toward the phoenix?”

The corners of Yue Lao's eyes twitched: "No, but I am really Yue Lao, the one who can predict marriages for others and hold the red string."

Zhang Xiu said doubtfully: "Then you can calculate the marriage fate for me."

Yue Lao felt depressed and sighed: "I can't calculate it, but I can calculate the marriage of the bearded man next to you."

Yue Lao turned to Yan Feng, took out a book and read it for a while. Soon, a smile appeared on his face again. He raised his face and said to Yan Feng: "Your wife is the daughter of a butcher. The couple May you live a happy life with many children and grandchildren.”

Hearing this, Zhang Xiu couldn't help but frowned: "Nowadays, marriage in the world is all about being well-matched. My brother Yan, my cousin, has no shortage of betrothal gifts. Moreover, he will be a scholar in three hundred years. At least he can marry a scholar." How could a rich family member marry a butcher’s daughter?”

Yan Feng covered Zhang Xiu's mouth and looked like he was about to cry: "Brother Zhang, please stop talking. I can still marry a wife by your side. I have already thanked my eighteen generations of ancestors." !”

Hearing this, Yue Lao nodded in agreement. Seeing Zhang Xiu struggling, he felt a sense of powerlessness in his heart for no reason.

Perhaps the tenth generation good man in front of me had made a mistake in his calculations? ?

Now, after seeing what Zhang Xiu was, he could finally understand Lao Niu's mood.

When you meet this kind of master, it’s okay not to return to this heaven!

After going back, he and Lao Niu will definitely be skinned and cramped by the Queen Mother...

However, even though they are all gods, Lao Niu can still eat and drink with Zhang Xiu if he doesn't go back. Where can he go to heaven if he doesn't go back?

By the way, there are so many crazy men and resentful women in the world, so I have to accumulate merit and fulfill them! !

Yue Lao's eyes lit up, and his figure disappeared in front of the two of them with a pop.

Yan Feng showed a smile and said with emotion: "As expected of Yue Lao, he left so coolly... It was as if he was running for his life!"

Zhang Xiu looked at Yan Feng with a strange look on his face: "Brother Yan, do you really believe he is Yuelao?"

Yan Feng glared at Zhang Xiu fiercely: "Tomorrow I will go to the market to buy meat and meet the butchers of Jinhua Mansion one by one!"

Zhang Xiu: "..."

It seems like this is another crazy one. Brother Yan, a woman will only affect the speed of drawing your sword...

Um, maybe it makes him faster too?

Zhang Xiu was slightly happy, went to the City God's Mansion, and accepted the legacy left by the previous City God.

After the inventory was completed, Zhang Xiu convened a meeting with a group of ghost servants to study and discuss the development policy of the Yin Division, and then returned to the Earth Temple in the Yang Realm carrying large and small bags.

At this time, it was completely dark.

Zhang Xiuyuan returned to his body, looked at the gold and silver treasures on his back, and then at Ao Xue and Feng Chu who were dozing next to him, and said: "Wake up, we should go."

Ao Xue rubbed her eyes in confusion, and suddenly showed a surprised expression: "Zhang Xiu, where did you get the red robe and red rope in your hand?"

Zhang Xiu lowered his head, glanced at Yue Lao's robe and red rope in his hand, and said with some confusion: "Maybe I... was careless?"

On the other side, Yuelao was wearing a pair of shorts, squatting next to the broken bridge, covering his face silently and sobbing.

How could I be so obsessed with it that I actually got such a match for the Seventh Princess...

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