Yan Feng has seen immortals before. Xuanniao who became an immortal before and Zhang Xiu who was the city god next to him can barely be regarded as immortals.
However, this was the first time he saw the land lady dressed so coquettishly.
The woman who called herself the Land Lady was wearing a translucent tulle with a pink bellyband underneath. The snow-white skin on her chest was looming, making Yan Feng afraid to look directly at her.
Zhang Xiu didn't feel any embarrassment and said with a smile: "Mrs. Land, come and drink sugar water~"
Mrs. Tu Tu didn't mind when she saw the sudden appearance of a beard. She took a sip of Zhang Xiuchong's sugar water with a smile and said, "Lord Tu Tu is not at home. I feel very lonely. Seeing the Lord working so hard, she showed up. See, this sugar water..."
As she spoke, she spat it out suddenly and said with an ugly face: "Why does this sugar water taste so...so weird?"
Zhang Xiu showed an expression as lonely as snow and said in a low voice: "Arsenic, I added arsenic in it."
Mrs. Land: "@#￥%￥#@......"
Who would add arsenic to sugar water? !
The land lady spat out the arsenic water. She was so angry that the veins on her forehead popped out, and she smashed the porcelain bowl in her hand.
Zhang Xiu suddenly said angrily: "You threw my bowl, right?"
As he spoke, he took out the City God's Seal and smashed it on Mrs. Earth's forehead.
The frightened Mrs. Tu turned aside to avoid Zhang Xiu's official seal, and disappeared in front of Zhang Xiu and Zhang Xiu in an instant.
Yan Feng looked left and right and found that Mrs. Tu was really missing. He said with a shocked expression: "She is missing. Is she really Mrs. Tu?"
Zhang Xiu sneered: "Huh, what a land lady! Although the land master's official position is small, how can he allow his wife to come out to seduce men? This goblin must have a grudge against the land master, and deliberately pretends to be a land lady to ruin his reputation."
Yan Feng felt that what he said made sense, nodded, raised his face to look at the statue in the Earth Temple, and said: "It would be great if I could call out Lord Earth and ask... Brother Zhang, put down your golden hoop quickly. Great!"
Seeing Zhang Xiu stabbing the statue of the Earth God with his homemade golden cudgel, Yan Feng held him down in a cold sweat and said, dumbfounded: "Brother Zhang, your method really doesn't work."
When Zhang Xiu saw that Mr. Tu Tu did not come out, he frowned and said, "This shouldn't happen. Is it because I didn't recite the mantra? I remember that the mantra should be... Mr. Tu Tu, get out of here?"
Yan Feng: "..."
You're here to cause trouble, right? That's how ghosts come out!
When Yan Feng was speechless, suddenly, an old woman popped up from the ground, threw her at Zhang Xiu's feet, and burst into tears.
"City God, please save my old man!"
Yan Feng was completely confused when he saw Granny Tu Tu... Did she really come out?
Could it be that Zhang Xiu's spell... could be true!
Yan Feng shook his head to wake himself up and asked with a strange look on his face: "Old man, are you the landlady here?"
The old landlady stood up with tears streaming down her face and cried: "The old man and I were originally a couple, and after our death we were appointed as the land of Lanxi.
One day, a female demon suddenly came here, occupied our earth temple, and even kidnapped the old man. I was afraid that she would be harmful to the old man, so I did not dare to file a complaint and have endured it to this day. "
"City God, please save my old man!"
Zhang Xiu nodded and asked, "Do you know where the goblin came from and where he abducted your husband?"
The landlady said quickly: "I don't know her origin, but I know that she had a close relationship with the previous City God, and she kidnapped my old man to the underworld!"
Zhang Xiu frowned when he heard this: "Where is the Yinsi?"
Yan Feng said: "The Yin Division corresponds to the Yang World. It is the city where ghosts live. Some ghosts who are temporarily unable to be reincarnated, or lonely ghosts live in the Yin Division. You are the local city god. Logically speaking, the Yin Division should be under your jurisdiction."
Zhang Xiu's eyes lit up: "So, not only in the earthly world, I can also go to the underworld to make another fortune?"
Yan Feng: "..."
Mother-in-law: "..."
This city god seems to be even more greedy than the previous one!
A moment later, with the help of Mother-in-Law, Zhang Xiu's soul left her body, leaving Ao Xue and Feng Chu to guard her body, and came to the Yin Division with Yan Feng.
It seems that the underworld and the Yang world are full of cities and markets, as well as pedestrians on the road. Some have knives in their chests, and some have only their upper bodies, dragging their intestines on the ground.
The things sold in the market include human hearts, heads, eyes, and a bunch of hands and feet...
Along the way, Zhang Xiu's scalp was numb. As he walked, he cursed in a low voice: "What the hell is this place? Why are there so many ghosts..."
Yan Feng couldn't help but complain: "Your family."
Zhang Xiu glared at him and was about to refute, but found that what he said was not wrong. He couldn't help feeling a little depressed. He then grabbed a ghost who looked relatively normal and asked, "Brother, how to get to Chenghuang Mansion?"
The ghost looked at Zhang Xiu, smiled and stretched out his hand: "You are new here, you have to pay for asking for directions here."
Zhang Xiu touched his body and found that he didn't have any money. He pushed Yan Feng forward and said, "If you tell me, this bearded man will be given to you. As long as you give him a penny, you can let him pull it." A whole day of grinding!”
The ghost was startled: "Does this mean that money can make ghosts grind?"
Yan Feng was so angry that his beard almost exploded, and a sword energy was released. The ghost was so scared that his whole body became cold and he slumped to the ground. He quickly pointed the way: "Go straight along this road. The largest mansion is on the right. It’s the City God’s house!”
After saying that, he rolled away and crawled away, even his butt fell on the ground, forgetting to take it with him...
When Zhang Xiu saw him, his eyes twitched and he said, "Brother, you left in a bit of a hurry."
The landlady looked at the two Zhang Yang and couldn't help but smile bitterly and asked: "The old man should be imprisoned in the Chenghuang Mansion. How can we sneak in?"
Zhang Xiu thought for a while and said: "After all, it is my mansion, so I won't set it on fire this time."
Mother-in-law: "@#￥%￥#@......"
Do you have any misunderstanding about the word "infiltrate"? ?
After a while, Zhang Xiu arrived at the Chenghuang Mansion. Looking at the majestic and luxurious mansion in front of him, he felt a burst of emotion in his heart: "Once upon a time, I also had such a luxurious mansion, worth more than one hundred thousand taels of silver. Originally, I wanted to sell it. I exchanged it for silver, but it was a pity that it didn’t work out later.”
Yan Feng said with some surprise: "So your family used to be so rich, why didn't that mansion be sold in the end?"
Zhang Xiu sighed helplessly: "The dean won't let me sell the academy..."
Yan Feng: "..."
If you weren't beaten to death in the first place, it must be because the dean showed kindness!
(End of chapter)
