Chapter 81 Tips for life

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Standing on the street, Zhang Xiu felt confused for a while. He had always been the one to rob others. He never expected that one day he would be targeted.

The father and son who performed magic tricks were really blind...

Zhang Xiu smiled happily and said: "This father and son must be trying to make a name for themselves with magic, so that I can ask them to perform in the hall? But I didn't expect that I, my lord, have a sharp eye and can tell at a glance that they are not good people."

"Hurry back to the Yamen. Ao Xue and the others don't look very smart. Don't let these two monsters take advantage of the opportunity and steal my pension money."

Yan Feng smiled and said: "That's not the case, Ao Xue is quite clever."

Zhang Xiu took a deep breath and said, "If you had read her homework, you might not think so."

Soon, the two returned to the government office.

In the living room of the back office, little Aoxue held a writing brush in her mouth, her little brows furrowed tightly, and she rubbed Feng Chu's little head vigorously. She thought about the homework on the table for a while, and seemed to have encountered some problem.

Seeing Zhang Xiu come back, Ao Xue's face lit up with joy. She seemed to have thought of the answer, picked up the brush and started writing.

Yan Feng stepped forward, glanced at the question on the white paper, and said in a loud voice: "It turned out to be doing arithmetic. Three pears were divided equally among seven children, but they could only be cut four times. How should they be cut? ?”

"Let me take a look at the answer you wrote. First use three knives to divide the pear into six parts. The last knife... chop a kid to death randomly?"

Yan Feng was dumbfounded, glanced at little Aoxue, and couldn't help but complain: "Why didn't you write that four children were killed with four knives, and each of the remaining three pears was divided into one!"

Ao Xue stopped the brush in her hand and said with bright eyes: "It makes sense, it turns out that this is the correct answer!"

"There's a hell of a truth to it, just give me a redo of all these homework!"

Zhang Xiu glared at her with a dark face, and looked at Yan Feng with some haggardness: "Now you know why I'm worried about coming back."

Yan Feng couldn't help but laugh and said: "It's okay, at least she has learned to count."

At this time, Hong Fu outside the door put the cleaned toilet aside to dry, and walked in with a resentful look on his face, complaining: "These toilets are too smelly, my lord, why don't you abolish the punishment of excrement?" This punishment is really too cruel, it means killing one thousand enemies and damaging oneself eight hundred."

Zhang Xiu thought for a while and said, "I just remembered a little life tip. If the toilet smells bad, you can try soaking it in vinegar for a few days."

Hongfu's eyes lit up: "How many days can it be soaked in vinegar and it won't stink?"

Zhang Xiu said very confidently: "Soak it in vinegar for a few days, and you will find that it is not only smelly, but also sour."

Hongfu: "@#¥%¥#@......"

This little trick is really wonderful! !

Looking at Hong Fu who was so angry that he wanted to hit someone, Yan Feng suppressed a smile and said: "Miss Hong Fu, if you can endure it for a few more days, as long as you can deal with the two demons of the Wushan sect and let us adults make a fortune, he I’m sure I can spare the money to hire someone to help you.”

A flame called hope seemed to ignite in Hongfu's eyes, and he couldn't wait to say: "Where are they? I'm going to catch them now!"

Seeing that people's hearts can be used, Zhang Xiu nodded with satisfaction, drew a portrait of the father and son, and asked the government officials to post it.

In the evening, an official came back and reported: "Sir, we have checked what you told us. There are no children missing in our Jinhua Mansion. However, the family of Zhou Xiaosheng, the rich man of Hangzhou Mansion, has lost a child, and he looks like the man who was killed. As if a child."

"My subordinates also found out that on the day the child was lost, the Zhou family held a party, and there was a father and son playing magic tricks among them. They should be the two demons."

Zhang Xiu nodded and said, "Send someone to send the child's body back, and tell the Zhou family that I will definitely bring these two murderers to justice."

The official responded with a yes and went down to handle the matter.

Zhang Xiu was peeling oranges by the stove, yawned, looked at Yan Feng and said, "Brother Yan, we alerted them during the day, do you think they still dare to come?"

Yan Feng said: "I think so. I heard from Master that the previous generation of Wushan sect's descendants died in Yuqing Palace just to steal a piece of jade. They didn't even dare to go to Yuqing Palace, let alone us here."

Zhang Xiu became interested and asked, "What kind of jade is it? Is it valuable?"

Yan Feng said: "I heard that it is a piece of spiritual jade from the fairy world. The jade is surrounded by fairy energy. I don't know what effect it has. After the thieves opened the treasure house, everyone in the Yuqing Palace discovered that the jade had disappeared long ago. Maybe It must have become a spirit on its own and ran away."

Zhang Xiu said regretfully: "What a pity. When I have time, I'll dress up as a monster and go find out if there are any jade spirits nearby. If I can suck out the fairy energy in the jade, maybe I can successfully build the foundation."

Yan Feng couldn't help but complain: "I don't think you need to put on makeup at all, you just need to be a little restrained..."

Zhang Xiu's eyes suddenly widened, and just as he was about to speak, Yan Feng's expression suddenly became serious and he made a gesture of silence.

Zhang Xiu immediately became vigilant and asked in a low voice: "Coming?"

Yan Feng nodded slightly, then concentrated on his defense.

Outside the courtyard wall, the father and son playing tricks appeared in the shadows under the wall.

The surrounding government officials seemed to not be able to see them, and their eyes were still looking around, looking very concerned.

It’s not because they care much about Zhang Xiu, but because the new year is approaching. If the old man’s money is stolen, not only will they not be able to receive holiday pay, but they will even lose their overtime pay today!

Seeing that the yamen was heavily guarded, the middle-aged juggler frowned and looked at the little boy beside him: "Dad, that big bearded head catcher is difficult to deal with. I'm a little afraid of him. How about you lure him away and I'll kill him?" Zhang Xiu..."

The little boy smiled and said: "You are really my good and filial son. You leave all the dangerous work to your father. You are so filial, aren't you afraid of thunder?"

The middle-aged man smiled awkwardly: "Who said you are more capable than me? When the bearded man sees your appearance, he will definitely relax his vigilance. Maybe you can take the opportunity to kill him."

The little boy shook his head slightly: "It's better for me to kill Zhang Xiu. I'll be more confident. His head is worth two hundred thousand taels of silver. We have to make it foolproof!"

The middle-aged man nodded reluctantly, then swaggered into the Yamen in full view of everyone.

Soon, Hong Fu holding a sword blocked his way. He quietly tried to get around Hong Fu, but he didn't expect him to go left, so Hong Fu went left. When he went right, Hong Fu went Move to the right.

The middle-aged man was shocked, showed his body, and shouted in surprise: "Can you see through my invisibility?"

Hong Fu stared at him with hot eyes, and a sharp sword energy emanated from his body: "If you don't even have this ability, how can you take someone's head thousands of miles away? In order to stop flushing the toilet and pouring night fragrance, Please go to hell!"

The middle-aged man was suddenly confused: "..."

Is there any relationship between these two things? ?

(End of chapter)