Taoist Faluo came to Pang Tong's house by himself and performed many spells in front of Pang Tong, such as swallowing fireballs, swallowing swords, transforming into a living person, etc. Pang Tong was dumbfounded and admired in his heart.
He believed from the bottom of his heart that Taoist Faluo was omnipotent, and firmly believed that Taoist Faluo was an immortal from the immortal world who came to earth specifically to subjugate demons and eliminate demons, and conquered the two fairies, Yaofei and Zhang Xiu.
Seeing Master Faluo sweating coldly and looking like he was shrinking, Pang Tong couldn't help but feel a little anxious and urged: "Master Faluo, what are you hesitating about? Isn't it just to get into the frying pan? You do it!"
Falun Dafa: "..."
You don't hesitate, but as soon as I step into the pot, I will turn into a fried conch!
When you take it out of the frying pan, there is only one toothpick missing, so it’s all gone!
Thinking in horror, he suddenly noticed from the corner of his eye that Zhang Xiu actually took out a toothpick and even prepared five-spice noodles! Just waiting for him to get out of the frying pan! !
Falun Dafa: "@#￥%￥#@......"
Do you need to be so cooperative?
Conch Master's whole body was stiff, and sweat was flowing down as if he had just taken a shower. He glanced at Zhang Xiu worriedly, feeling that his true identity had been seen through by him, and said with a straight face: "Your Majesty, is the imperial concubine the queen? Monster, it still needs to be verified, Pindao is not feeling well, so I have to take my leave!"
As they spoke, everyone felt a blur of flowers before their eyes. Strange flowers dropped from the sky. Amidst the sound of conch sounds, the figure of Taoist Falun Dafa disappeared out of thin air.
Amid the shocked and incomprehensible expressions of everyone, Zhang Xiu couldn't help but show a strange expression when he looked at the big conch diving into the muddy water in the lake.
Let’s not talk about how clumsy this conch Taoist’s illusion is... Can conch survive in fresh water?
While he was wondering, suddenly, a reminder sounded in his mind.
[God has the virtue of good life, you successfully released a conch, and you will be rewarded with a life span of three hundred years]
Zhang Xiu showed a clear expression and nodded with a smile, confirming that the conch spirit had survived. He turned to look at Prime Minister Pang Tong: "Master Prime Minister, the Heavenly Master you invited seems a little unreliable. ?”
You don’t have to say that!
Pang Tong shook slightly and regained his composure. He looked at the butcher's knife and golden cudgel in Zhang Xiu's hand, and showed a puzzled expression: "Master Zhuangyuan, Emperor Qianqiansheng, you came here with something, yes Isn’t there something wrong?”
"Oh, Prime Minister, you are right, it was my fault at this time!"
Hearing this, Zhang Xiu immediately looked ashamed, put down the five-spice noodles and toothpicks in his hands, and solemnly apologized: "Your Majesty, I shouldn't have brought these things to the imperial garden. I'm so ashamed!"
Pang Tong: "..."
emperor:"……"
After a period of silence, the emperor laughed loudly and said: "No problem, Master said that you never tire of fine food and never tire of fine meat. You, Number One Scholar, are practicing the saint's teachings yourself!"
"Your behavior is in my heart. Whatever reward you want, just tell me and I will grant it!"
Zhang Xiu smiled and said: "Your Majesty, I have had no ambition since I was a child, and I am not greedy at all!
My lifelong dream is to become the dean of Luzhou Academy one day.
If your majesty really wants a reward, you can reward me with millions of taels of silver, and then ask Taifu Wang to temporarily give up the position of dean of Luzhou Academy to me. Well, just ask him to temporarily give up the position of dean of Luzhou Academy to me for the rest of his life. "
Emperor: "@#￥%￥#@......"
What do you mean by not being greedy?
If I can find anyone more greedy than you among all the civil and military officials in the dynasty, I will pluck off their heads and serve them as a chamber pot for you! !
After ignoring Zhang Xiu's non-greedy request, the emperor looked at Prime Minister Pang Tong expressionlessly and said calmly: "Prime Minister Pang, you are talking nonsense in court and falsely accusing my concubine of being a monster. Do you know your guilt?"
Pang Tong solemnly lifted up his robe, knelt in front of the steps, and kowtowed in fear: "I mistakenly believed in the slanderous words of the monster, and I beg you to punish me. I hope your majesty will remember that I am old and old, so I beg your majesty to allow me to retire in old age." Return home!”
This time in the confrontation between the emperor and his ministers in the imperial garden, Pang Tong could be said to have been completely defeated. However, he had been in control of the court for many years, and almost all major affairs in the court were decided by him. He was sure that the emperor would not dare to do anything to him. Got guilty.
The emperor smiled slightly and said: "Prime Minister, you have worked hard and achieved great results. How can I blame you for such a trivial matter? What's more, major matters in the court must be decided by the Prime Minister. I can't bear to have you retire and return home."
"Well... let's do this. I will fine you another two thousand years of salary as a warning to others!"
As he said that, he turned to look at the eunuch Li Jinzhong beside him and said angrily: "You blind servant, are you still waiting for the Prime Minister to deliver the salary in person? Why don't you go to the Prime Minister's house to get the silver quickly!!"
“@#￥%￥#@……”
Li Jinzhong looked at the emperor with a troubled expression. He was speechless for a while, and at the same time he smiled bitterly in his heart.
But Your Majesty, the Prime Minister's family can no longer raise two thousand years of salary!
…
After Li Jinzhong left, under Pang Tong's almost killing gaze, Zhang Xiu sprinkled the five-spice powder he prepared on top of the fried chicken, put it into his mouth piece by piece with a toothpick, and deliberately told others He asked for the chicken butt and planned to pack it up and take it back for Yan Feng to enjoy.
Just when he was eating with gusto, suddenly, a strong wind blew up from nowhere!
In an instant, there was a strong wind and sand, flying sand and rocks, the entire imperial garden became dark, and everyone was blown around.
When the strong wind plowed through the ground, everyone looked around the mess and found that no one was missing in the imperial garden, and then they breathed a sigh of relief.
Only Zhang Xiu looked ugly, stared at his empty desk, and said angrily: "Where did the goblin come from? He was so audacious and took away all Yan Feng's chicken buttocks!"
At the same time, in a cave, the female dragon looked at the whirlwind coming in from the outside, laughed so hard, and said with her hands on her hips: "Hahaha, brother Feihu, your whirlwind magical power is very easy to use, no matter he is People are ghosts, and you will get them all involved!"
Amid the loud laughter of the female dragon, the whirlwind gradually stopped, revealing a tall white tiger spirit with a tiger head and a tiger head.
Looking at the meat chewed by the white tiger, the female dragon was slightly startled and asked in surprise: "Did you eat Zhang Xiu?!"
The white tiger spirit looked at the female dragon in confusion: "Who is Zhang Xiu?"
The female dragon suddenly widened her eyes: "Didn't you go to arrest Zhang Xiu? If you don't know Zhang Xiu, then what are you doing in the Royal Garden!"
The white tiger spirit smiled innocently and said, "Hey, I didn't know that. I just knew that this chicken butt really smells good!"
Female dragon: "..."
Conch spirit, come out! Is this the kind of helper you are looking for for me, a wise and brave helper? ?
