The surroundings were deserted, except for a lonely and strange inn.
Zhang Xiu felt that the way for the two of them to leave might be in the inn, so he walked into the inn with the eldest princess, who was trying to stay calm.
In the lobby, there were only two tables of guests, one with the head of a bull and the human body. The friend sitting opposite him was bleeding from all the orifices. There was also an old man with a white beard wearing a red headband who sat at a table by himself. The old man looked kind and kind-hearted.
But on the table in front of them were several plates of bloody liver sausage!
Seeing Zhang Xiu and the others coming in, the three of them looked at them with bright eyes as if they hadn't smelled human scent for a long time.
Zhang Xiu sat down calmly under the hot gazes of several people. The waiter also came to him with a smile and asked, "Sir, what do you two want to eat?"
Zhang Xiu thought for a moment and asked, "Is there dragon liver?"
The waiter took a breath: "No!"
Zhang Xiu said with some displeasure: "Is there any phoenix marrow?"
The waiter took a deep breath again, stared and said, "No!"
Zhang Xiu nodded: "Let's have a plate of shredded potatoes."
Waiter: "..."
This really doesn’t happen!
Zhang Xiu said angrily: "You don't even have any shredded potatoes, what kind of shabby store do you open!"
The waiter looked dumbfounded: "Sir, why don't you feel aggrieved and order something else?"
Zhang Xiu pointed at the tauren next to him and said, "Then you can stew a tauren for me. Don't tell me you don't have this. I've seen it, and it's still fresh!"
Waiter: "@#￥%￥#@......"
It’s true that this cow’s head is fresh, but he’s also a guest! !
"Sir, our place is really not a black shop..."
The waiter felt the suspicious looks from the two tables of guests, and he really wanted to die.
Zhang Xiu nodded and said with an understanding expression: "I understand, any illegal shop will never admit that it is a illegal shop."
After several "whoosh" sounds, the three figures escaped from the inn at lightning speed, leaving behind the waiter with dull eyes, looking at Zhang Xiu with an expression of despair.
At this time, a slightly angry voice sounded from upstairs: "You are here to cause trouble!"
Zhang Xiu raised his face and saw a charming woman in the corridor on the second floor, holding on to the railing, staring at him with a pair of charming eyes and a face as cold as frost.
Zhang Xiu smiled slightly and said: "Are you the boss lady here? The accounts of the three people just settled on me, I will never let you suffer!"
Hearing this, the landlady's face softened slightly, and she snorted softly: "Huh, that's not bad, you..."
Zhang Xiu interrupted her and continued: "But I went out in a hurry today and forgot to bring money. If you want money, you have to send someone to follow me to the Jinghe Dragon Palace."
"The Dragon King of Jinghe and I are brothers, dear relatives and friends. He helped me pay for this trivial meal, and he didn't even blink an eye!"
The eldest princess' eyes twitched when she heard this: "..."
Without blinking, it's more likely because I'm so angry with you that I can't rest in peace!
The landlady looked at Zhang Xiu in surprise, then floated down from the second floor, came to Zhang Xiu and took a closer look, and said with great interest: "It's strange that you, a mortal, have so much yang energy." , how did you come to this Yin and Yang world?"
Zhang Xiu smiled slightly and explained: "You know there is a man named Gao Xuan, right? He and I are close friends of life and death. It was he who sent me here."
The landlady was stunned for a moment, then said with an incredulous expression: "That grievance-filled ghost is your life-and-death friend?"
Zhang Xiu nodded with a determined expression: "Well, he almost killed me!"
Boss lady: “@#￥%￥#@……”
This is truly a life and death friendship...
After a while of crying and laughing, the proprietress gave Zhang Xiu a charming look with her charming eyes and said: "So, you are now trapped in the Yin and Yang Realm by Gao Xuan, right?"
Zhang Xiuyi smiled and said: "The old gang lady is really smart, but the Dragon King of Jinghe and I are real brothers. If you take me to his Dragon Palace, your thank you gift is absolutely indispensable!"
The landlady smiled sweetly and said: "I open the door to do business, so naturally I am happy to make you my friend, but the road to the world of the sun is not so easy to open. If you want to leave, you have to wait until three days later. OK."
Zhang Xiu frowned slightly: "Why is this?"
The landlady sat down next to him with a seductive posture, raised one of her toes and said: "In three days, the ghost king Zhong Kui's sister will get married. At that time, he will personally lead the ghost soldiers to see her off. Then I will go and tell the ghost king. , let you follow the procession of seeing off the bride, and you will naturally be able to return to the earthly world."
"Zhong Kui?"
The eldest princess was taken aback and lost her voice: "Zhong Kui actually became the ghost king of the underworld. This is going to be very troublesome."
Zhang Xiu turned away with confusion and asked, "What's the trouble? Isn't it Zhong Kui who married his sister?"
The eldest princess smiled bitterly: "You really don't know or you are just pretending to be confused. Zhong Kui was the number one scholar in Shuntian for three years. Because he was too ugly, he was removed from the number one position by my father. He was so angry that he was killed on the spot. At the Jinluan Palace."
"Like Gao Xuan, he has a deep hatred for our family..."
Zhang Xiu: "@#￥%￥#@......"
What a fucking dog emperor, he sincerely wants to kill your Grandpa Zhang!
In an atmosphere of dead silence, Zhang Xiu looked at the landlady with a troubled expression: "Bosslady, does what you just said still count?"
The landlady smiled brightly: "Hey, Lai Fu, see you off~"
Zhang Xiu: "..."
The eldest princess: "..."
After a while, Zhang Xiu and the eldest princess squatted at the door of the inn neatly, hugging their knees, feeling the cold wind blowing. They looked at each other and sighed in unison.
"Oh, what a sin..."
After sighing, the eldest princess looked at Zhang Xiu pitifully: "What should we do now?"
Zhang Xiu showed a firm look on her face and said: "Don't worry about me. It's really not possible. I can also lend you your head as a wedding gift to Zhong Kui's sister. When I return to the earth, I will return the head to you. That's it." Once we come here, we can all go back intact!"
The eldest princess: "@#￥%￥#@......"
This way you can go back intact, what about me?
Go back with a complete body? !
Under the eldest princess's incomprehensible gaze of grief and anger, Zhang Xiu smiled slightly and said, "Isn't this the right expression? Isn't it just a high official, plus a ghost king? It's no big deal."
The eldest princess looked at Zhang Xiu's warm smile and couldn't help but be slightly startled. Only then did she realize that Zhang Xiu was actually comforting her just now, even though it looked very irritating...
Then, in her moved eyes, she heard Zhang Xiu continue: "As the saying goes, every injustice has its own debtor. I remember that the legendary Zhong Kui was upright and upright, and he would not vent his anger on innocent people like Gao Xuan...
Eh? That's right, it's not like Zhong Kui was forced to death by my father. Why can't I stay in the inn? Boss lady, aren't you bullying an honest person?
Boss lady, please come out and explain clearly to me, otherwise I will scold Xianjie! ! ! "
The eldest princess: "@#￥%￥#@......"
This was also the first time she heard that there were honest people in the world who scolded others...
Looking at the lady boss who opened the door with a dark face, the eldest princess felt tired for a while.
In the blink of an eye, she offended another person and continued to follow Zhang Xiu. Maybe she should really consider taking the initiative to report to the underworld.
Well, after all, I am going to die, at least I can go away peacefully...
